Bound for the Forest Kingdom!

Next morning, 9 AM. The living room of Lee Seoyun's luxury duplex apartment in Gangnam.

Whoosh! Swish! Shoo-shoo!!

"Ooooh!! Take thiiiis at!!!"

A sight so rotten it could make your eyes melt was unfolding right from the morning.

"Pregnant Piston at!! Hah! Huh!!"

"Kyarruk!!"

"Uhbyaa!!"

"Kiiing!!"

Kang Hanul had Rehan, Sua, and Riana dangling all over his shoulders and arms like ornaments, pounding away with his trashy air-piston strikes.

And watching this total madhouse party from the sofa were the five females lined up side by side: Lee Seoyun, Elina, Aeshi. And the beastkin twins.

Bam-!!!!

"This won't do."

Finally losing her patience, Seoyun slammed her fist down hard on the glass table.

"Hanul, if we let this go on, it's really gonna be a disaster. Every time he goes out, he drags back another girl!"

She was still stewing over yesterday's shock and fury, glaring daggers at Aeshi.

"For once, you're saying something right, premature ejaculator."

Normally, Elina would've grabbed Seoyun by the hair at those words, but this time even she nodded in agreement.

"If we keep going like this, there's no end in sight. We need to slap a collar on him and take control."

But then,

"Pfft..."

Aeshi, holding Jiyun, snorted derisively through her nose and burst into laughter.

"So what're you gonna do? Lock him in the basement? Or cast some brainwashing spell on him?"

"I told you, didn't I? You and Hanul are nothing to each other, so don't get any funny ideas."

Pssshhh-!!

This rolling stone was way overstepping her bounds. A thick vein bulged on Seoyun's forehead.

"You're the same. Let's be real—you've got the least claim here."

"Least claim? I'm different from you lot. He's my first love!"

"First love? Cut the bullshit, Jiyeon. I've been by Hanul's side since before that, and I've liked him for the past ten years?"

"Oh yeah? So that's why you confessed, huh?!"

Pssshhh-!!!!

First love dor vs. ten-year childhood friend dor.

Grind... GRRRIND...

Seoyun and Aeshi locked eyes in a fierce staring contest.

(Of course, Rine still wasn't thinking about any of this.)

But amid the chaos, there was one female maintaining perfect calm.

Slurp...

Fourth Princess Elina.

The one who'd normally flip out first with "What nonsense! That male is mine!" was now sipping her black tea with a ridiculously relaxed expression.

And that weird disconnect? Seoyun wasn't about to miss it.

"Hey. Pointy-ears. Aren't you pissed?"

Clink...?

As Seoyun pressed her, Elina gently set her teacup down on the table.

Then she looked down at Seoyun and Aeshi with an utterly arrogant expression.

And then.

"Lowly creatures. Instead of wasting time here, go wash your holes."

"What? Did some rag like you lose your mind this early in the morning?!"

As Seoyun spat curses and moved to approach, swish... Elina silently grabbed the hem of her T-shirt and lifted it just a bit.

Her smooth chocolate skin was fully exposed.

And on her lower abdomen glowed a vivid pink pattern.

"...Eh?"

"...?"

Seoyun and Aeshi stared blankly at the pattern.

"What's that trashy tattoo? Some kinda pubic crest?"

As Seoyun asked, Elina smiled and replied.

"This is... the Soul Bond that Hanul and I engraved last night."

"...What?"

"In simple terms... what you call..."

Elina paused for effect, then spat it out clearly.

"A 'marriage certificate'."

BOOOOM-!!!!

No sooner had the words left her mouth than murderous mana erupted from Seoyun and Aeshi's entire bodies.

"What?!"

"Hey, pointy-ears! What the hell did you just say?!"

But Elina smiled as if savoring their furious glares.

"Just so you know, this bond only forms with deep mutual consent in our hearts. It's a sacred contract."

What a brazen bitch. She'd twisted Hanul's clueless "I won't abandon my family at!!!" into some grand package deal.

Elina beckoned to the idiot corporal bouncing his hips on the living room floor.

"Kang Hanul! Come here!"

"Ooooh!! Kang Hanul! Engaging at!!"

Hanul carefully set the kids down on the floor, sweat pouring off him, and dashed over energetically.

Elina stroked his thigh and asked,

"Male. Answer clearly. Did I force that contract on you yesterday?"

"Contract...? Uh...?"

As Hanul blinked dumbly, Elina tapped her lower abdomen to show him.

"Sigh... This thing we engraved yesterday, see? This!"

"Uh.... Ah ha!!"

Finally remembering, Kang Hanul smacked his fist into his palm and shouted brightly.

"That's right at!! I swore I'd protect Rehan and Elina forever at!!!"

Pssshhh-!!!!!!

Twitch!!

At his booming response, thick veins nearly burst on Seoyun and Aeshi's foreheads.

But Elina went one step further.

Ziiiing-!

As Elina closed her eyes and murmured in some unknown tongue, a thin pink thread connected Hanul's wrist to her lower abdomen.

"The true power of this bond... is sharing 'sensations'."

Swish...

Elina then plunged her hand straight into her crotch.

Squelch... Squish... Splurt!

"Haaah... Hngh...!"

She suddenly started fingering her pussy like mad.

Well, just one of the everyday insanities in this nutjob household.

"...You!! Wh-what the hell are you doing!!"

Aeshi, who'd only joined a day ago, had no clue and whipped her head away, face beet red.

Squelch... Squish... Streeetch...!

"Ahhat... Oooh... Hnggh... So gooood..."

But this crazy princess didn't give a damn.

She ramped up her finger-pistoning speed, rubbing her entrance and clit.

As Elina's pussy stimulation stacked up, the pleasure shot straight through the thread to Hanul.

"Ooooh?! M-my energy is surging at!!!"

Bwooooosh-!!

Diiiing-!!!!!!!

In just 11 seconds, this guy was at full raging boner status.

But this sensation sharing was two-way.

Hanul's raging boner sensation looped back and stacked in Elina's pussy.

"Hah...?"

The feeling of his massive cock stuffing her tight hole to the brim slammed into her brain.

"O... Ooooooh-!!!!!!"

Squiiiirt squirt squirt-!!!!

Spiiiish!!!

Elina started squirting ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠pussy juice everywhere—standing up, no less!

Twitch! Jerk... Twitch!

"Oooh... Hooooh...!!"

Aeshi, witnessing the absurd spectacle up close, froze with her mouth agape.

"Hey, you psycho bitch... There are kids here, tone it down!"

Seoyun yelled, but.

"Haa... Haa... Hnng..."

Elina, panting in ecstasy with unfocused eyes, slowly rolled them toward the two women.

She wiped the drool trickling down her chin and declared,

"Haat... Now do you get it...? The first legal wife... hng, is this body right here..."

First wife declaration.

Aeshi and Seoyun's faces burned red with rage; they wanted nothing more than to snap that pointy-eared bitch's neck right then.

But the fact that they'd fallen behind in both claim and initiative was undeniable.

'Gotta stamp my mark on Hanul ASAP...!'

'No choice... ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Gotta make Jiyun a sibling right now...!' (Aeshi oblivious to the 1-year cooldown)

The two females ground their teeth, brains spinning with plans.

And at that exact moment.

Weeeeng-!!

Flash! Flash!

Suddenly, Elina's communication crystal on the table lit up.

"Hngh... Such a bother."

Flick flick~!

Elina casually waved it away like always.

But.

The Forest Kingdom royal crest glowed red on the crystal's surface, and its color shifted to deep purple.

Elina's eyebrow twitched as she read it.

"...Tch."

With a short click of her tongue, she turned to Hanul.

"Kang Hanul! Pack your bags and get ready."

"Ooooh?! We goin' on a trip at!!"

Ignoring Hanul's nonsense, Elina pulled out a suitcase from the corner and started stuffing things in.

Seoyun and Aeshi, stunned by the sudden departure prep(?), approached.

"What the hell are you doing? Why pack?"

"Where you off to all of a sudden?"

Elina replied while cramming clothes in.

"The male and I are heading to the Forest Kingdom right now."

With that, she scooped up Rehan crawling on the floor and grabbed Hanul's wrist, heading for the door.

Thud thud thud!!!

Grab!

But Seoyun and Aeshi weren't about to let that slide.

"Who said you could? No way you're taking him!"

"Why're you dragging Hanul along?"

As the two blocked her path and demanded answers, Elina waved up a notification window.

Beep!

"Forest Kingdom imperial emergency recall order."

"Just go by yourself."

"Even if I did, the palace would send troops to drag this guy there by force."

Seoyun and Aeshi hesitated at that.

But they couldn't just hand Hanul over easily.

"Then we're coming too."

"Yeah. How can we trust you? You might not come back from Forest!"

Seoyun and Aeshi started frantically packing too.

"Kiiing... M-me tooo... Want... Me too gooo..."

"Where Hanul goes, I go toooo!!"

And even Rine and Rian, who'd been lurking in the corner, kicked off a full-family isekai vacation riot.

"Haa..."

Elina sighed deeply at the mess and said,

"You should stop. You idiots."

She fixed the two with a serious gaze and continued.

"Forest is a mess right now with factions tearing into each other. Especially those pureblood old fogeys. They're the biggest problem."

Elina adjusted Rehan in her arms and went on.

"Rehan's my blood, so no one can touch him..."

Swish...

She nodded toward Sua, Jiyun, and Riana.

"But your kids? The moment they set foot in Forest, they'll be targets."

"......!!"

"......!"

At Elina's warning, they instinctively clutched their babies tight.

'Gotta protect ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Sua... But Hanul...'

'This is a real dilemma...'

Go together and the kids are at risk; stay and his dick juice gets stolen. Their heads spun in complication.

Click... Scratch... Scratch!

Elina grabbed a pen and scribbled something.

Thwap!

She tossed the paper at Seoyun's chest.

"Wh-what's this...?"

"Forest Kingdom dimensional coordinates."

As Elina zipped the suitcase, she added,

"Two days. Exactly two days, and we'll be back."

She grinned at Seoyun and Aeshi alternately.

"If we're not back by then... just pray to the constellation and rip open a dimensional gate or whatever."

Seoyun and Aeshi peered carefully at the scrap of paper.

No choice in this no-win spot.

In the end, they swallowed their anger at Elina's "insurance" (coordinates) and backed off.

"Exactly two days. One second late, and I'll blow the palace sky-high myself."

"Try any funny business. I'll sew your pussy shut first."

Elina headed for the door, leaving Seoyun and Aeshi behind.

"Hold him a sec."

She handed Rehan to Hanul temporarily, then knelt on one knee at the entryway floor, clasping her hands.

"Great Guardian of Forest... Fourth Princess Elina requests return with Rehan and consort..."

At that moment.

Woooong...!

Ding-!

Constellation sneak attack.

Crackle!!!!!

Elina's face twisted, but as their guardian constellation, she held back the curses.

Rumble rumble ruuuumble-!!!

A massive purple dimensional rift tore open in the living ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠room wall.

"Phew... Finally can breathe. Kang Hanul, hurry up and follow."

Elina cracked her neck and stepped into the rift first.

Hanul, holding Rehan, looked back at the moms and kids before entering.

"Kids!! I'll be baaack!!"

"...Be careful."

"Don't do anything weird."

"Kiiing..."

With a bright wave, he slipped into the portal.

Ding-!

[Arkenia Continent, Forest Kingdom]

Shwaaaa-

Emerging from the portal, an unfamiliar mana scent stung Hanul's nose.

A massive red moon hung in the sky, and bizarre buildings stretched endlessly.

"Woooow!! The scenery is no joke at!!"

Hanul's eyes sparkled in awe at the alien isekai landscape.

But the instant his feet fully touched the isekai soil.

Ding-!!!

Some unknown energy surged straight to his dick.

"Wha... Wh-what...?!!"

Bwooooosh-!!!!!

Diiiing-!!!!!!!!

Kang Hanul. Full raging boner achieved one second after entering Forest Kingdom.

End of episode 26 at!! Now the stage shifts to the Forest Kingdom!!!