A Strange Oath Sealed with Elina
In the cave, Aeshi (Kim Jiyun) lay collapsed on the floor slick with blood and amniotic fluid.
Cradled in her arms was a tiny lifeform wriggling and suckling greedily at its mother's breast. The baby batter that had overflowed from his colossal cock—even an XXXL condom couldn't contain it—had finally wrought a miracle (or disaster, if you read between the lines).
"Hahaha...!! Haa..."
Aeshi let out a venomous laugh before exhaustion overtook her. She gazed softly at the baby's face, gently stroking Jiyun's hair as she named her.
"Jiyun... From now on, your name is Kang Jiyun..."
'Kang... Kang Jiyun...'
Aeshi, bearing the child of her first love, wore a faint smile for a fleeting moment.
But then—
"Oooohhh!!!!! It's Jiyun at!! Daddy's here at!!"
A thunderous lion's roar shattered the touching afterglow. Kang Hanul, thrilled that a baby had been born, planted himself in the middle of the cave and bellowed,
"Behold Daddy's dance at!! Shake it! Shake it!!"
He started flailing his filthy cock around like a madman. (Note: His pants were still down.)
Aeshi stared blankly at the idiot before her, snapping back to reality. 'W-Wait... What now?'
Practical problems flooded her mind. She was the leader of Korea's top idol group, Blue Phoenix. If she walked out of this cave cradling a baby, fans and paparazzi would snap photos, and it'd be all over the news. She'd plummet from top idol to has-been teen mom in an instant...
'But still...'
Aeshi turned her glare toward Rian, who was crouched in the corner, smacking her lips.
'I can't leave my kid with that bitch leeching off Lee Seoyun.'
She swiveled to the moron tap-dancing with his dick swinging wildly.
"Shake it!! Oh shake it!!"
'That fool's even worse.'
If she entrusted Jiyun to him, he'd bolt out of the gate yelling, [My daughter was born at!! She's the product of my unleashed ki at!!] and blab to the whole neighborhood.
As Aeshi racked her brain, Hanul finished his dance, yanked up his pants haphazardly, and shouted with idiotic cheer,
"Ooh!! Time to head out at!! Time to show Jiyun to the world at!!"
Predictable as ever.
"A-Are you insane?! Fans and staff are waiting outside! How do we even leave?!"
Aeshi shrieked in panic, but the issue was that this guy lacked the brainpower to consider such things.
"Hmm...? More people means more cheers, right at? We'll get even more congratulations at!"
"......"
No way. The second Jiyun was in his hands, the whole world would know.
"Uuum... Jiyun's shy, huh at! In that case..."
Hanul rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
"Ah! Should I call Seoyun at? Or..."
[Elina]
Hanul froze!! The moment that name left his lips, a chill ran down his spine.
[If you ever touch my man without permission again... I'll really snip it off!!]
"Aaah... Aaa...!!"
His face drained of color, cold sweat pouring from his brow. He clutched his crotch with both hands and dropped to his knees.
Thud—!
"I-I don't wanna be a eunuch at...!! Don't cut off my dick aaaat!!!"
He collapsed to the floor, wailing like a child.
"Waaah—!! Waaaah!!!"
Startled by Hanul's sudden roar, Jiyun—who had been dozing peacefully—burst into tears.
Zzt!
"Hey, Kang Hanul... Shut up?! You're scaring the baby and making her cry...!!!"
"......"
Overwhelmed by the mother's killing intent, Hanul clamped his mouth shut and huddled quietly, still clutching his balls.
[Ahem...! Ahem! You barbaric mortal!!]
A sacred voice echoed in Hanul's mind after a long absence.
[Constellation, 'Arrogant Empress of Divine Judgment,' finally makes her entrance!]
(By the way, this goddess had been peeking through her dedicated window, furiously masturbating until she squirted in orgasmic bliss. Only after the chaos erupted did she slyly tune in.)
[Despite all the training I gave you in the divine realm...! You've gone and bred another female without permission and made another child!! You—!!]
"Auntie at!! Shut up at...!! Th-That's not the problem right now at!!"
The empress tried to lecture, but Hanul desperately cut her off.
[Wh-What?! How dare you interrupt me...!]
"Auntie at!! Help my dick at!! It's gonna get cut off at!!"
Hanul clasped his hands in prayer toward the air.
[......]
The empress's vein throbbed at "auntie," but seeing his desperate state, she smirked slyly, some devious idea forming.
[...Ahem. Very well. I shall specially extract you from this place.]
"Ooh!! For real at!! Thanks, Auntie at!!"
[But in exchange, you will grant one thing I desire in the future...]
"O-Okay at!! I'll do anything, just save my dick at!!"
[W-Wait. Don't agree so lightly. This is a sacred contract etched into your soul—]
Ding—!
[Temporary Claim Contract established with Constellation, 'Arrogant Empress of Divine Judgment.']
[Condition: Compel performance of 1 command requested by the Constellation in the future.]
Before the empress could explain, Hanul slammed the accept button.
[......]
This wasn't the first time he'd pulled this, and since the contract favored her anyway, she let it slide. Astraia then opened the channel so Aeshi and Rian could hear too.
Woooong...
『Ahem. Barbaric females... Can you hear me...?』
The sudden voice from the air startled Aeshi and Rian, who whipped their heads around.
"C-Constellation...? Your sponsor?"
Aeshi glared at Rian, who shrank back, tail tucked.
"I-I don't need no constellation... Just male seed is enough aaa..."
『......Hmph... I am.』
『Th-That is... Uh...』
Evidently embarrassed to be Hanul's sponsor.
『...K-Kang... H-Hanul's... Sp-Sponsor... Constellation...』
After fumbling through her introduction, the empress unleashed divine power, and whoosh—! A massive golden portal ripped open in the cave's center.
"Yahaha!! Thanks, Auntie at!!!"
But it was an unknown portal, and she had her baby, so Aeshi hesitated, clutching Jiyun tight.
"I-Is this safe...?"
"It's fine at! Auntie made it, so it's 100% safe at!!"
Crackle!!!
『...Shut up and get in already...』
Astraia sighed, pinching her brow in resignation.
"Ehyat! Mission complete at!!"
Hanul dove into the portal first with glee.
Rian followed on all fours, mumbling, "Seed... Hanul's seed..."
Aeshi finally leaped in with Jiyun in her arms. Of course, she had no clue where the goddess had set the destination.
[Lee Seoyun's Luxury Duplex Apartment - Living Room]
Ziiiiiing—!!
A golden portal materialized out of nowhere in the living room. The three females lounging on the sofa—Seoyun, Elina, and Rine—jumped up in alarm.
"Wh-What is that?!"
"Secure the kids first...!"
They hustled the babies behind them, assuming defensive stances.
But what burst from the portal was...
Thud crash!!
"Eekya! Butt slam again at!"
"Kyaang...!!"
The utter moron Kang Hanul, beastkin Rian landing on all fours, and finally, that venomous bitch Aeshi standing there cradling a newborn.
"......?"
"......!"
Aeshi, stepping into the living room, locked eyes with the three females and froze. The hooded woman from outside the last gate was a dark elf, flanked by a wolf beastkin (Rine) and that damn kid too.
'Wait... Beastkin too?! What is this, some harem...?!'
Aeshi's face twisted.
Seoyun and Elina blinked in shock, their gazes drawn to the newborn wriggling in Aeshi's arms—still slick with blood and fluid.
Crackle...!
CRACKLECRACKLECRACKLE!!!!!
Oh boy. These bitches were pissed.
"Hiiik...?!"
Instinctively shielding his balls from the killing intent, Hanul started backing away slowly.
"Hey, premature ejaculator. Where's the scissors."
"Right drawer, second shelf. Get the big ones."
Clack clack rumble... Slam!!!
Elina approached Hanul, mana swirling around her hand.
"I told you—if you fool around without permission, I'd cut it off!!!"
Hanul dropped to his knees, begging with clasped hands.
"Aaah...!! Th-That is... M-My dick moved on its own...!! Forgive me just this once at!!"
Even his excuse was dogshit.
"Oh yeah? Then we'll just snip the dick off. Come here... Now!!!"
"Eekyaaa!! Save me at!!"
Just as Elina lunged with scissors in hand—
"Waaahhh—!!!"
The baby in Aeshi's arms, Jiyun, started bawling.
“Waaahhh!!!!”
“……”
“……”
The cries echoed through the living room, pausing Seoyun and Elina in their tracks.
Classic meat toilets #1 and #2.
'Haa... I hate that bitch's face...'
'But it's Hanul's child...'
They couldn't ignore their man's bloodline. Step. Step... Plop.
With sighs, they grabbed baby supplies and approached Aeshi.
"Kim Jiyun. Put the baby down first."
"It's covered in blood and fluid. Diaper her up."
Elina added pityingly,
"I-I can handle it, so butt out…! She's my kid...!"
Aeshi snapped, but she fumbled even with the diaper. First-time motherhood wasn't going smoothly.
Finally losing patience, Seoyun and Elina stepped in.
"No, idiot! Don't pull so tight—it'll squeeze her tummy. Leave room for two fingers!"
"Support the neck with your hand! The bones aren't fully developed!"
They demonstrated while nagging, and Aeshi pouted, "I-I know...!" but secretly followed the newbie moms' instructions.
Then—thud…!
Rine, watching from the corner, dragged something from the storage room.
"Tada~! Post-birth gift~!!"
It was a cradle her pup Riana had used as a newborn.
"......"
"......"
"Whyyy...? Birth is a blessing aaa... Fruit of Hanul's seed aaa..."
A short while later.
Jiyun, now diapered and dressed in fresh clothes, stopped crying and dozed off peacefully.
"Eung..."
As Aeshi gently laid her in the cradle, living room childcare time ended. Seoyun and Elina sighed in relief.
Zzt...!
But childcare was childcare—wife wars were separate. Elina and Seoyun whipped around, glaring at Aeshi.
Whoosh whoosh...
Seoyun jabbed a finger toward the balcony. Aeshi snorted haughtily and strode out wordlessly.
Step... Step... Step... Rattle—click.
Balcony door shut. In the cramped space, the three women faced off for a full-on catfight.
Elina crossed her arms first.
"So you finally seduced my male with your body and took his seed. Vulgar slut."
Aeshi tossed her hair leisurely.
"Ha! Says the bitches who opened a dimensional gate just for one load? Saw it on the news—total trash."
"You dare... Our great Forest..."
Elina's ears twitched furiously. Hit a nerve.
"Whatever. No beef with you."
Seoyun cut in coldly: "Vicious bitch. Hitting on a taken man's baby daddy?"
"Baby daddy? Hilarious."
Aeshi scoffed back.
"You got knocked up by accident thanks to Kang Hanul's trait—don't act special. I told you: you're unqualified."
"......"
Seoyun's vein bulged as she stepped forward.
"By that logic, you're unqualified too? Forgot how Hanul saved your worthless life...?"
Rumble rumble rumble—!!!
"Shut your mouth."
Mana erupted from Aeshi. They'd touched her reverse scale.
"Say it again. I'll kill you for real."
Seoyun and Elina unleashed their mana too.
Whoosh—!!!
Crackle!! Blue mana and black aura clashed with Aeshi's, killing intent tangling as bloodshed loomed—
Rattle—!
"Stoooop at!!!"
Moron Kang Hanul appeared. Fearlessly wedging between the clashing auras, he spread his arms wide.
"Why fight at!! We're all family at!! What's the problem at! I'll fix it as the head of the house at!!"
"......"
"......"
"......"
The three halted their mana, turning only their heads to stare at Hanul.
'Why fight...?'
'Who do you think caused this, you idiot.'
Their gazes met midair, fury redirecting to the culprit: Hanul.
"You, perfect timing. Get over here."
Seoyun grabbed his collar with gritted teeth. Elina smacked his back—thwack!—and berated him.
"You beast worse than an animal!! I told you not to stray!!"
"We bailed you out how many times?! Every gap, you stick it in another hole!!"
"Eekya!! Ow!!!"
Slap! Slap!
"Ah, ow!! S-Sorry at...! Whaaa...!"
Seoyun pointed at the lonely plastic chair in the living room corner.
[Thinking Chair]
"Sit there now. Face the wall and reflect for 30 minutes."
"Th-That's for kindergarteners at... A martial artist's pride..."
SMAAAASH—!!!
“It huuuurts at!!!!!”
Elina's full-swing backhand blazed.
"Shut up and go!!?"
"......"
Shoulders slumped, Hanul trudged out the balcony door and huddled in the thinking chair.
The three sighed, tabling the wife war for later.
30 minutes later.
Aeshi, using Jiyun's care and postpartum recovery as excuses, agreed to stay in Seoyun's apartment for the time being. Enemies though they were, Hanul's blood had been born—no helping it.
Seoyun was soothing Sua in the bedroom. Aeshi sat on the sofa, frantically calling her agency manager with excuses.
And Hanul, facing the living room wall in punishment, was picking his nose furiously.
“Ubya boo!!“
“Kyaang…ang..!”
Rehan and Riana giggled, climbing his thighs like a jungle gym.
Click.
The bathroom door opened. Fresh from a shower, Elina emerged in a robe, towel-drying her wet hair. She stared at Hanul playing with the kids.
'This won't do.'
With resolve, she approached slowly.
Step, step...
“Hi…Hiiik!!!?”
Dark elf footsteps. Hanul whipped around with a creak.
Shhh...
Seeing Elina's icy expression, he reflexively shielded his balls.
"Ooh... E-Elina at... Pl-Please, not the dick—"
"-I won't cut it, so shut up and stay still."
Elina stood before him, took a deep breath, closed her eyes, and chanted,
"⨹ Eterno... Vinculum... ⸸"
"Sanguis... Cordis... ⟁"
⟨ Soul Bond ⟩
Wooong… ziiing… The living room floor vibrated as a complex pink magic circle rapidly etched beneath Hanul and Elina.
"Ooh?! Light from the floor at!!"
Elina opened her eyes and stared straight at him.
"I ask you, Kang Hanul."
"Y-Yeah!!!"
"Will you take responsibility for me and our son Rehan for life."
Sudden serious vibe.
"Of course at!!!!"
"...?!"
No hesitation. Elina blinked in surprise but pressed on.
"No matter the hardships, will you never abandon our bond...?"
"A martial artist never abandons family at!!!"
Hanul clenched his fist proudly.
Sparkle sparkle!
"......"
So stupid, yet pure and certain eyes. Elina's lips twitched upward unwittingly.
"Hehe... Then. Do you agree to this oath."
"I agree at!!!"
He had no clue what contract this was.
But his words—not abandoning Rehan and Elina—were true.
That sufficed for the oath.
Flash—!!!!
With his shout, blinding pink mana exploded from the circle, splitting into three strands.
Pew pew pew...
One etched on Hanul's right wrist, one deep in Elina's lower belly (?), and the last on sleeping Rehan's forehead.
Whoosh… Sensual patterns briefly marked their skin before sinking in, ending the oath.
"Ooooh!! What was that at?! Tattoo appeared then vanished at!"
Like a kid, he bounced around cluelessly.
"So cool at! This is the true mark of family at!!"
"Well... You could say that."
Elina hid her leaking smile with her hand, a newfound ease on her face.
[Korea-Forest Kingdom 1st Exchange Agreement Conference Hall]
In the ornate hall, the Foreign Minister on stage clenched his fist, addressing the dark elf delegation and Korean officials.
"With this, the 1st Exchange Agreement between the Republic of Korea and Forest Kingdom is successfully concluded!"
Clap clap clap clap—!!!
Applause from humans and dark elves filled the room.
Months ago, Forest Kingdom survivalists had invaded Korea en masse for seed. No killings—just thefts.
Most nations delayed; some clashed militarily.
But Korea crunched numbers and swiftly negotiated.
Result: Korea pledged frozen semen supplies; Forest Kingdom offered advanced mana architecture and barriers.
The satisfied dark elf delegates and elders packed semen samples, prepping their return portal.
"Hehe... With this semen safe, our race's future is bright."
"Healthy human male seed... Excellent deal."
Then—
Ding ding ding—!!!
Dark elves' communication crystals flashed red, blaring alarms.
"Hm? Emergency from home?"
The lead elder activated hers, projecting a message into the air.
[Emergency: 4th Princess Elina has completed 'Royal Soul Bond.']
[Notice to all military and imperial knights. Discussion of Forest Kingdom's official consort forthcoming.]
The moment they read it—
"......"
"......"
The chatting delegates' faces froze solid.
Clink… roll roll...
The elder's semen vial dropped and rolled away unnoticed.
End of chapter 25 at!!