What Do I Do If I Hug Her Naked?
I had no reason to answer a question so ridiculous, so I silently ate a chunk of cheese instead. Of course, Hajin Eonni complained nonstop.
- Squeeze! Squeeze-squeeze!
“Jjaehee-yaa~.”
Even when she was teaching me math, she used to do this. Why did she poke my cheek the moment there was something to complain about?
“Yes, Eonni.”
“Why are you ignoring Eonni’s words?”
“Hmm… Would you like me to answer?”
“Yeah!”
Her eyes sparkled with the kind of positive answer that made me nod without thinking.
“No way.”
“Kabii~.”
“Why would you feel sorry for that?”
“We came to a bar that’s good for the mood, so I thought you’d let me once.”
“You’re not completely drunk yet, and you only had a few sips, right?”
She shrugged lightly and smiled, then lightly clinked her glass against mine.
“Jjaehee, just trust Eonni and drink a lot. Eonni will treat you.”
“I can’t trust you at all.”
“If you can’t trust Eonni already, what are you going to do?”
Trusting Hajin Eonni and getting drunk like a lump of rice is exactly like leaving fish with a cat.
Is there a fear that something bad might happen to me while I’m unconscious?
“Jjaehee has no choice but to trust Eonni, right?”
“I’ll trust you with my math grade.”
“How cold. How can you not cross the line once? Isn’t Eonni pretty?”
“Of course she is.”
“Then why don’t you cross the line?”
I just stared at her for a moment in silence as she smiled, flipping her hair back coolly.
Her appearance was one that made her stand out wherever she went, impossible to ignore even if anyone tried to look away while praising her beauty. It made her perfume, her atmosphere, and her voice’s charm shine even brighter.
But unfortunately, that was the end of it.
No emotions or thoughts rose above that.
“Hmm… I guess I’m not a lesbian then?”
“You’ve flirted with Haena a lot, right?”
“Ah, yes.”
“Wow, open your eyes a bit. You shouldn’t look at Eonni like that, Jjaehee.”
She gave me a disinterested look, and I immediately shot back in complaint.
While I was sipping my drink, I met eyes with the person I’d been introduced to as Yumi Eonni. She waved with a light smile, and I thought about doing the same.
“Whoa! That’s mine, Eonni!”
Hajin Eonni sprang up in a hurry and reached out, completely blocking my view.
“Why are you trying to claim other people’s prey as your girlfriend?”
Prey?
“She’s so handsome. You can tell just by looking that her body’s great too.”
“You’re actually no match for Ajin, Eonni.”
“Like I said, it doesn’t mean you get to disappear just from saying hi.”
“Huuup! Are you seriously going to try once?”
But what about my opinion? Why are they fighting over me without asking?
“Stop it already, you lesbians. If you do that, what do you think Jaehee will say?”
“She’ll think you’re just after a pretty, rich Eonni.”
No, I was thinking it’s the way lesbians usually are, but apparently not.
“You can’t even say you have money in front of Haena.”
“Haena Eonni is a gold spoon. You have to shut your mouth in front of her. Jjaehee, you’ve waited a long time, right? Come back with Eonni again.”
She lightly clinked her glass, then offered me a piece of cheese as if she wanted me to eat it.
I obediently took it, and she patted my head while happily making some strange sound.
“Eonni, that Haena Eonni person…”
“Yeah, you’re curious about Haena Eonni?”
“Yes, because she has the same albinism as me.”
“I don’t know when I’ll get to see her, but if you come here often, I’ll show you her once.”
“What kind of person is she?”
“Uueum… ah, super scary.”
Is it her face or her atmosphere that’s scary?
“Her face and atmosphere are both scary, so it’s hard to approach. That’s why I still use honorifics with Haena Eonni.”
“I see. She’s really intense, huh?”
“Yeah, extremely. But she’s dating a cute girlfriend, getting married, and now she’s much tamer.”
As Hajin Eonni continued explaining about Haena Eonni, she suddenly leaned her face in close and glared at me sharply.
I didn’t know what situation this was, so I instinctively leaned backward while being fully on guard.
“Eonni…?”
“Is there any chance you like Haena Eonni or something like that?”
How on earth could anyone think that way?
“How are you supposed to like someone you don’t even know the face of?”
“You like Eonni, Jjaehee?”
The answer to the question felt decided from the very start.
“Yeah, I like Eonni.”
She gave me the answer I wanted and fed me a piece of cheese. I rolled my feet and swung my tightly clenched fists a few times in the air.
“Cruuuu! She’s really stunning! Saying she likes someone with a face like that is cheating!”
“Y-yes…?”
“Jjaehee, Eonni will pay for everything! Order whatever you want to drink or eat! Lesbians, bring the most expensive appetizers and liquor from here!”
“You don’t have to do that, Eonni.”
“No, I’m in a really good mood today, so I want to spend some money. We’re drinking together, after all.”
Before long, expensive-looking appetizers and a bottle of whiskey that I had only seen in YouTube videos were placed on the bar table.
I wondered when I would get to try them, so I took a sip lightly.
“Jjaehee, you know how to drink whiskey?”
“My dad taught me a lot. He said even these things are helpful when you go out into society.”
“How is it? Does it taste good?”
“Hmm… I don’t really know the taste.”
I was familiar with the drinking method for different types of alcohol from when I was little, but I wasn’t familiar with the taste at all.
I definitely knew the alcohol content was high.
“Reminds me of the old days. When Jjaehee first tried whiskey, she shot it down like soju.”
“Aaah! Why are you saying that, Yeona Eonni!”
“Right. That’s why she coughed so hard, and she looked super cute.”
“No way! Don’t say things like that!”
It was a little surprising that Hajin Eonni had had moments like that.
It felt like she was already very familiar with expensive things from the beginning.
“Jaehee, just let everything the Eonnis say slide. And don’t get too close to those Eonnis.”
“If I get close to Yumi Eonni and Yeona Eonni, I can hear Eonni’s old stories, right?”
“Ah…?”
“Eonnis, if it’s okay, can I get your numbers?”
“No! Don’t! If you’re curious, just get Yeona Eonni’s number. Don’t get Yumi Eonni’s!”
Hajin Eonni stood up suddenly and waved her arms until I had to hold her hand and sit down obediently. She looked at my hand with a strangely nostalgic light in her eyes.
“Jjaehee.”
“No way.”
“… What? You haven’t said anything yet.”
“Anyway, no way.”
“Huuup, Kabii. I was going to say we should get married.”
That’s why I had already noticed the mood and said no right away.
*
While we were talking and drinking, the expensive whiskey had gone down to the bottom of the glass. I thought it would be impossible to finish everything because the alcohol content was quite high, but my body seemed to handle it better than I thought.
Compared to me, Hajin Eonni was—
“Uhehehehe. Our Jjaehee… Eonni loooves you so much!”
She was completely drunk and passed out.
“Eonni, let’s go now. I’ll call a taxi…”
“Jjaehee-yaa~.”
“Yes, Eonni.”
- Thud!
She seemed like she was about to say something, but then she slumped over the table and passed out.
“Oh my, she fainted?”
“You drank almost all of it. By the way, Jaehee isn’t affected at all.”
“Ah, right. I didn’t know I could handle alcohol this well either.”
“Just leave Hajin here. We’ll take her home.”
It would be convenient if the Eonnis took her, so I didn’t think twice and stood up. At that moment, Hajin Eonni grabbed my collar tightly and didn’t let go.
“Eonni, are you awake?”
“Uuuuum… cooooon…”
“No.”
I tried to peel off her fingers one by one, but she grabbed me again right away.
“Hajin seems really unwilling to let Jjaehee go.”
“Then what should I do?”
“There are lots of motels nearby, so just leave her there. She’ll wake up on her own.”
Even if I did that, leaving a completely drunk Eonni alone felt a little wrong.
“First… I’ll take her. The bill is—”
“It’s fine. I’ll pay for Hajin in advance.”
“Then I’ll see you later, Eonnis.”
“Oh my… she’s so handsome that her manners are good too.”
“Wipe your mouth. Your lips are going to tear.”
I carried the passed-out Hajin Eonni bridal-style to the nearest motel and went into the assigned room.
“Echa.”
I gently lowered her onto the bed, then started taking off her clothes to wash off the sweat.
“Uuuum… Jjaehee~?”
She was about to go into the bathroom in just underwear after taking everything off, but at that moment she briefly came to.
I turned my head to check her state. She was slurring her words while trying to steady herself, and the way she looked so cute that I couldn’t help smiling lightly.
“Eonni, you’re awake?”
Hajin Eonni, looking at my back, stared at me with hazy eyes without saying a word.
“Jjaehee… bold.”
“Huh?”
“You were going to eat me while I was sleeping drunk, weren’t you?”
Why would that not be the case.
“Then Eonni should prepare too, right?”
“Wait, just a moment!”
She suddenly threw off her jacket and tried to remove her halter neck too. I rushed over and grabbed her hands tightly.
“What are you doing…?”
“What do you think I’m doing?”
“Yeah…?”
“Eonni would rather wash first… but I think you prefer doing it without washing.”
“Eonni, you’re seriously misunderstanding right now. It’s not like that…”
“If it’s not, why are you in underwear in front of Eonni? And showing off your sexy back muscles like that.”
The moment I was about to say I was just going to shower, my instincts warned me the situation would get even more tangled.
So what should I do to get out of this?
Nothing appropriate came to mind.
“You’re too embarrassed to answer, huh? It’s cute, our Jjaehee!”
“It’s not like that, so go to sleep.”
The reaction when I pulled the blanket over her head all the way was even more interesting.
“Aaah♥ Is it okay to do it while under the blanket? Our Jjaehee is naughty!”
I ended up looking at her in contempt as she made a scene under the blanket, even though I hadn’t meant to.
Had I picked the wrong person? Maybe it would be better to find a new teacher.
“I was just sweating because I carried you here all this way and wanted to wash.”
“Then let’s wash together!”
The moment I threw off the blanket and she sprang up, her eyes were sparkling.
“Eonni, you’ve sobered up, right?”
“Uuung?”
With that reaction, it still looked like she was drunk, yet her eyes were alive.
“I’m going to shower alone. If you come in, I’ll leave you and go home.”
I went into the bathroom while leaving behind the giggling Hajin Eonni.
“Haa… I’m going crazy.”
I leaned against the firmly closed door, splashed water on my face a couple of times, and let out a deep sigh.
No matter how I thought about it, leaving the Eonni at the bar had been the right choice.
“She doesn’t seem like she’ll sleep easily.”
I wondered if I could even endure this kind of drunkenness forever.
Should I really leave her like this and go home?
“Or maybe just play along… no, that’s crazy.”
What could that drunk Eonni possibly do?
Just like in the dream…
“Ah, shit…”
The scene from the dream I had naturally forgotten flashed through my mind like a slideshow, and I remembered every detail vividly.
I turned on the shower to rinse my head with cold water and was about to take off my underwear when I heard the bathroom door opening.
“Eonni, if you come in, I’ll leave you and just go home…”
Just as I was continuing my final warning in a low voice.
- Kuaaaak!
“Eh, Eonni…?”
Hajin Eonni wrapped her arms around my stomach and hugged me tightly.
The sensation on my back was too clear.
The soft, fluffy, warm things mixed together and spread from my back throughout my entire body.
It was clearly naked.
It was exactly like the breasts of Hajin Eonni I had touched in the dream, with no margin of error.
“Jjaehee.”
“Eh, Eonni… th-that… w-why are you… completely naked…”
“Even like this you won’t come over?”
I turned my gaze with an effort against the squeaking sound and faced her.
Eonni had lifted her chin onto my shoulder and was smiling somewhere lewdly.