Chaerin's Special Fertilizer and Iris's Temptation Test

Do people usually strip naked just to take a piss? "It's urgent, so urgent! Ungh, ugh... uh... shhh shhh shhh... shhh shhh..."

I'd let Kim Chaerin pee in my farmland and was waiting outside, but this was getting a bit awkward. I wasn't sure if she was making those weird noises on purpose to cover the sound of piss trickling down—psssshhhh—onto the ground, but it only sparked my curiosity even more. And right now, Kim Chaerin—my high school jerk-off fantasy, the top idol, the queen who stole every guy's tissues back in the day—was making sounds like "shhh shhh shhh" while doing her business.

My farmland, shrouded in cloth. I couldn't see inside, but the sounds alone painted a full panorama in my mind. Imagination had propelled humanity to build such advanced civilizations, and human imagination was boundless, making it easy to picture a woman peeing. Especially since I'd already seen Kim Chaerin pull down her teddy bear panties and unleash a refreshing stream onto the farm once before. Reality mixed with fantasy, and the scene unfolding inside came naturally to mind.

A heaviness settled in my groin. Damn, I should've stood farther away. I felt bad for breaking basic male etiquette. As I indulged in all sorts of fantasies and future scenarios alone,

Yep, it recognized it as fertilizer—cultivation time shortened. Same as with the Saintess last time; peeing seemed to cut the time by about half.

At the same time, "Oppa oppa oppa, I peed all done!!!" came Kim Chaerin's bubbly voice. It was like a puppy who'd just used its pee pad, wagging its tail for praise.

What if I gifted her a puppy tail anal plug... would she accept it? Shoving that thought aside, I showered her with praise in my mind: Good girl! You did such a big job! Praise for you!

"Th-this... why's it... weird... Oppa oppa oppa!"

"Huh? Wh-what?"

"This is weird!!!"

"What's weird?"

"Come in for a sec!!!"

"Huh?"

What could be wrong? Maybe the carrot sprouts had already popped up? Brushing it off casually, I lifted the tent flap and stepped inside...

"...!!!"

"Oppa oppa oppa!♡ I peed all done—wipe me please~♡"

Her ass thrust toward the entrance, flashing that signature beaming smile as she looked back at me—my legs went weak at the sight of Kim Chaerin.

★

"Kim Chaerin! Are you... insane?!"

"Oppa oppa oppa~ Come heeeere~"

Habitually, I scanned the surroundings first—no arousal mushrooms or anything. I wondered if she'd eaten one like Choi Eunji and lost her mind, but no. So what the hell was this behavior?

Now she was sitting on the ground with her legs spread wide, hands braced behind her on the dirt. Completely defenseless. In technical terms, "M-leg mating-optimized pose"... too wordy, so just defenseless it is. Anyway! She was buck naked—not even panties—from just peeing, striking this provocative pose. I froze like I'd been hit by an ice spell.

And one thought surfaced:

Is... is this some kind of test?!

My body locked up, but my brain spun at high speed. Kim Chaerin was a secret agent dispatched by the government. Sent to protect the Saintess, she might be testing my risk level since I hung around with her. Yeah, that made sense—this felt exactly like a test.

Whew... almost fell for it.

Decision made, my head cooled. My dick swelled against my will down there, but my brain—the commander—broke free from its tyranny. The cum surging up my spine sank helplessly back to ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠my balls, and I proved I wasn't a man swayed by cheap tricks.

"Aww, Chaerin all done peeing? Wipe with this and come out quick~!"

I tossed her some wet wipes and bolted outside. My second heart was pounding wildly down there; a few more seconds of that view, and I might've cracked. But I passed the test unscathed, and the performance bonus from the Saintess was still on the table.

I sighed in relief, waiting for Kim Chaerin to emerge, when—

"Oppa oppa oppa...?"

"What now?! Hurry up and come out!"

No more shaking to temptation...

"It... hurts here... oww... it hurts!!!"

She peeked only her upper body through the tent flap, cradling one breast in her hand, gazing at me. Kneading it tenderly with those watery eyes shining— even for a test, this seemed excessive. I'd barely blocked her first provocation, clenching my fists.

"H-hurry up and get dressed! Or I'm leaving without youuu~?!"

My voice cracked, but I held firm again. Then—

"Oppa oppa ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠oppaaaang~♡"

Her slender, perfectly shaped legs—snow-white skin like polished jade—slipped slyly out of the tent, brushing my foot and creeping upward. No way—this tiny thing learned this somewhere?! And is this really the only way to test me? Sure, a scandal with a lowly farmer like me would tank the Saintess's image as the nation's pride, but did they need a "cock inspection" for that?!

If it'd been an interview asking my feelings for the Saintess, I'd have confessed everything from "dog" to "dog" and gotten my innocence verdict! But with Kim Chaerin as the tester, my patience was wearing thin. If it'd been the Saintess doing this...

Wait, thinking about it, I already fucked her like a dog... rumor spread already?

Hundreds of thoughts clashed in my head, seeking the right answer to this mess, but none came. Her foot, wiggling my toes, climbed to my knee, then dove into my inner thigh, reaching my crotch.

"Heuuuh..."

She was teasing me, but her face flushed red, hot breaths escaping her parted lips.

"Oppa oppa oppa...!"

"What's with that oppa oppa oppa crap...?"

Something felt off. Why the sudden personality shift? And this Kim Chaerin, who usually bickered with Iris every other sentence, was just repeating "oppa oppa oppa" and giving seductive looks. Was Iris puppeteering from inside, or was Chaerin cutting her off to tempt me willingly?

Sure, she'd flashed panties or kissed my glans—mwah—but I knew that was just the outdated elf Iris's misguided lessons from online "how to seduce men" ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠guides. Kim Chaerin's charm... yeah, her face and body were killer! But honestly, I loved her airheaded innocence—it was cute and pitiful. This, though? Totally different.

One hypothesis clicked easily:

Right... that's Iris! Ha... hahaha, almost got me!

Conclusion reached, I decided to play along with "Kim Chaerin's" provocation. Her foot had wormed into my crotch, rubbing past my balls over my hardening dick. With some breathing room, even my fetish flashed: Wish she was wearing stockings...

Anyway, at my sudden grab of her foot—her eyes widened huge. Red pupils trembled as she yanked to pull away. But I didn't let go. Instead, I hoisted her leg onto my shoulder—ooh yeah... The view of her spread insides nearly snapped my reason, but I shoved her gaping crotch back into the farmland.

And declared boldly:

"You're Iris, right? Tick tock tick tock tick tock!!!!!!!!!!"

"Eeeeeek!!!!"

Kim Chaerin had only ever smiled at me sweetly. Now, pissed at the tick-tock, her brows furrowed. Angry Chaerin was cute too, but it confirmed the body's current owner: Iris.

"Thought I'd fall for this lame seduction?"

"Hmph~! Fine, I admit it. Should've known when you didn't crack at her panties... anyway, the test is pa—passed?! What the hell are you doing!!!"

I'd cherish and protect Chaerin, but Iris? Different story. This dusty old elf who couldn't even teach proper sex ed. So, this was me educating her—for Chaerin's sake.

101 ways to seduce a man? Flashing panties, glans smooches—who knows where she learned it, but I didn't hate it.

Hell, it got me rock hard!!

But no follow-through? Serious problem.

"Oppa oppa oppa...???"

Look at her. Thinks calling "oppa" makes guys melt—sure, with Chaerin's looks, it softens you up, but anyway! My guess: even Iris the dusty elf had little man experience. Maybe none. Time for me to teach properly.

So...

"Iris! Spread that pussy wide!"

From here on, this body would get a hands-on lesson in men's ultimate fantasies, men's sex dreams—straight from the source.