Facts: Holy Knights Are Easy Mode
The fact is, Holy Knights are easy mode. What are the basic virtues a pro streamer should have? People say it's consistency first, consistency second, and consistency third.
By that metric, I'm no proper streamer. My streaming schedule is a chaotic mess—straight-up disastrous.
Even after five whole days since the second "That Moan" incident, I still haven't turned on my stream.
Why haven't I? Yeah. Scared.
Not scared of the chat spam, but scared I'd do something weird again and spark another needless misunderstanding.
So for the past five days, instead of streaming, I've poured everything into external activities—reviving the gallery. Pushed Berserker hype hard, led the charge on the "Holy Knights are easy mode" narrative.
And get this. It worked like a charm.
A decent number came crawling back, missing that "shitty taste." Even some newbies dove straight into Lord of the Warrior via my stream and started as Berserkers. The Berserker Gallery rankings shot up steadily, post regen spiked lately too. Safe to say the Berserker Gallery's back from the dead. Perfect.
Great call skipping the stream and just shitposting in the gallery.
Now if those fresh Berserker noobs record their Berserk skill usage and spread it far and wide...
Then I could finally clear up the "Seola pervert controversy" for good, right?
"..."
Of course, no guarantee noobs using Berserk would get the same status effect as me.
But just one. One person.
If even a single soul snags "Extreme Pleasure" status, no one could call me a pervert anymore.
Reviving the Berserker Gallery was a hundred times good for me, but sadly, it came with one unintended serious side effect.
Hardcore Holy Knight users lost their shit over my "Holy Knights are easy mode" line.
Centered around Holy Knight Rank 1, user Lady Clara.
Lady Clara. I know her. Hell, impossible not to. Who doesn't know the Rank 1 of that god-tier scam class, Holy Knight?
Clara-led Holy Knight forces demanded an apology from me. As a streamer, as Berserker Rank 1, a public apology for my reckless words—plus nude dogeza.
Why me? I've never said anything reckless. Swear to the heavens, I only spoke facts.
A few days ago, posts like this would've been flooded with curses at me. Now? Things have shifted.
Defenders popped up noticeably these past days, and Berserker users surged too.
...Honestly, I still don't get it. Why do people like me? All I've done is screw others over.
Is it really "That Moan" and these stupidly huge tits?
Whatever. Good for me. Gotta milk it for all it's worth.
……
In the end, what set the Berserker Gallery—and even the greater Lord of the Warrior Gallery—ablaze was the Berserker vs. Holy Knight class war bait.
At the center: me, Berserker ranker, and Clara, Holy Knight ranker.
And just yesterday, Clara tossed fresh fuel on the fire.
Why'd Clara get so pissed? My plan was just to purge Holy Knights from Berserker Gallery, not rile up the Rank 1.
Did she get doxxed? Her nickname "Easy-Mode Sis" pops up in Berserker Gallery sometimes, so yeah, probably.
Her stream must've been swarmed by community griefers calling her that.
Tsk tsk.
"Hehehehe... Huhuhuhu."
Music to my ears. Ah, shouldn't, but my lips curl up auto. Body heating up and shit.
My griefing mass-produces more griefers. Peak griefing, ultimate high.
Gotta rewatch Clara VODs. Tonight's plan.
Anyway, Clara's got talent for fueling the fire too. Berserkers vs. Holy Knights, 100v100 no less. Nails what people crave.
This could wipe community griefers and flip Holy Knight image overnight.
If she pulls god-tier plays everyone acknowledges.
Guess she's that confident.
Can't refuse from my side either. Fire's raging uncontrollably; Berserker Rank 1 running = public calls me griefer, pervert, loser, coward.
Not that I planned to anyway.
100 Easy-Mode Knights? Still just clicky-clicky knights. Effort > talent, control > class perks. Berserkers born broke.
Control depth beats Holy Knights'.
Key: Gather 99 Berserkers for my side.
Luckily userbase boomed lately... but noobs fresh in game. Wasted skill points from double class swaps. Other Berserkers I hate. User pool still hopeless.
...Whatever. Can't know till I try. Scraping every last Berserker needs more than gallery posts.
Time to stream and pull aggro.
Finally, vowing today: no weird shit, no apologies, no Berserk—I hit start stream.
First time in five days.