Clicker Knights and the 100v100 Apocalypse

Uh, if this clicker sis had to pick one act of griefing steeped in history and tradition, in my opinion, it's job class bashing. The reason Holy Knights became my target is simple. Most of the users hanging out in the Berserker gallery were Holy Knights. Is there a better way to flip public opinion against myself than job class bashing?

Soon enough, I started leading the charge with the narrative: "Berserkers are weaklings, and Holy Knights are total clickers." And yeah, the effect was real.

The poster child of griefers, Seola, has directly screwed over countless players. Team up with her? No rewards cuz she trolls. Face her on enemy team? Get farmed by overwhelming skill gap. Big tits, sexy voice, cute or slutty—doesn't matter. To everyone she's wrecked big or small, she's someone you can't like even if you tried.

But while there are direct victims of Seola, there's also a new type: one indirect casualty.

"Ah, I mean, Holy Knights aren't clickers, ok?!"

Today too, she was vigorously defending against the baseless slander of "Holy Knights are clickers."

"Not clickers! If you don't believe me, try playing Holy Knight yourselves! You guys have never even touched it, right? Total noobs, yeah?"

And sure enough, she went scratch.

"She's been scratching at me with this nonsense for days now—of course I'm scratched! You think I wouldn't be, you fucking assholes?!"

Before long, she'd even earned the nickname "Clicker Sis." Why was the noble among nobles, the Holy Knight, getting this treatment?

"N-no, not half? That's a huge exaggeration."

"Yeah! That damn SeolaLoveSquad, argh!"

She swallowed her rage and thought: This is all that griefer Seola's fault. If Seola hadn't pushed the "Holy Knights are clickers" narrative, people wouldn't be hating this hard. Where did all the Holy Knight fans go? Defenders in Clara's stream were rare. The Berserker gallery griefers influenced by Seola had taken over.

Lodewor isn't some perfect balance game. Whether intentional or not, patches prioritize class differentiation and personality over balance. So tier lists emerge inevitably.

Her class, Holy Knight, is nobility among nobility. Called the "one true god" for its overwhelming tier. Yeah, she agrees Holy Knights rock—a thousand times over. Denying it would be shameless. Holy Knight performance is undeniably top-tier, no debate.

But it's not clicky. If anything, Clara thought Holy Knight had way higher skill ceiling than others. Sure, heal/tank/DPS all-in-one, but mistime skills and they backfire hard. It's the class with constant trolling risk.

Like people say: Preemptively click AoE heal and shield before enemy attacks? They see cooldowns and counter hard. Braindead spam AoE? Teamkill penalty wipes your rewards.

"Right?! That's exactly what I'm saying. Nice to see some common sense... TittySniffMc—what's with the name?! Anyway, you seem like a Holy Knight too. Tell these people..."

"That fucker!"

"Exactly, but GuerrillaProtest, take that griefer bitch shit to her stream, not mine!"

Sis has no chill.

At a glance, it looked like streamer bashing, but Seola's a griefer toxic player first. And the source of Clara's real-time pain? None other than Seola. Clara had full right to call her out.

Clara's patience hit the limit. Let this one rogue griefer bitch and her SeolaLoveSquad run wild? Her image would solidify as "Clicker Sis" not Holy Knight Rank 1. Even if good for views, her pride couldn't take it.

So.

She went nuclear.

"...I'm gonna kill her."

"Seola, I'm coming to kill you."

After that 1v1 duel with Kang Manbok, Seola's controls were etched in minds. Beat her, and these griefers would shut up. Clara was confident. "Holy Knight Rank 1" wasn't for show.

"Who's rushing 1v1? Cuckoo viewers watching the stream, tell Seola. Get 99 Berserkers."

Clara wasn't dumb, didn't underestimate Seola. She'd clean-won against an enraged Barbarian. 1v1 risk too high.

So she made it unrefusable.

Dopamine-crazed viewers couldn't resist.

She scaled it up.

"100v100, Berserkers vs Holy Knights. I challenge you to inter-class annihilation war."

OP-rated Holy Knights 100 vs trash-tier Berserkers 100. Balance drama inevitable.

So what. Deal with it.

These griefers don't care about balance anyway—just dopamine fiends. Plus, per Seola's logic, win and process doesn't matter.

Mad? Win. Scared? Run.

Clara laid the perfect bait for Seola.

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"...Tell her when she goes live later."