Did Seola Turn on the Mic?
Seola, my love. Seola, my light. Seola, my darkness. Seola, my peace. Seola, me.
Kang Manbok, you fucking bastard. He burst in with full DPS burst, no time to react, got smacked holy shit.
"I'll snap your waist in half later?" Oh yeah, you piece of shit? Challenge accepted anytime. The one whose waist bends like a bow will be you.
"Hngh…"
But unlike my bold, confident thoughts, my voice kept coming out all shaky and self-esteem shattered.
Not scared. Really not scared. I already won that "fair and square" fight Kang Manbok loves so much. Won once, can't win twice? Not scared of him, just... not used to talking. Anyway.
What was I gonna do again?
"…"
Can't remember. Head's blank from all the curses from viewers and Kang Manbok. So I start spinning the system window back and forth, frustrating everyone watching.
"Ah."
Right. Weekly reset, said I'd clear weekly.
"Urk… the broth bastards are rising, right?"
"S-sorry…"
Apologized again. How many times today? Maybe I'm cursed to auto-say "sorry" when I open my mouth.
Stream's been on for an hour now. Still not used to the mic. Probably never will be.
But using it brought some positive change. People calling me a perv dropped sharply.
...Mindless trolls still around, but way fewer. Dunno why. Maybe Gallery revival working, or something else. Anyway, fewer is good.
Lord of the Warrior has brutally hard weekly quests. Unlucky and you can't clear in a day. Why not make 'em homework-easy? Devs' intent unknown, but players love 'em—including me.
Quest quality's top-tier, satisfying to clear. Details alive, no mass-produced feel, tons of variety, no burnout. Some say weeklies > wars. I always hype for what I'll get.
Fun aside, sometimes perfect griefing bait. So I open quest window with anticipation.
Nightmare of a Midsummer Night
Something unforgivable has happened.
If I say I'm afraid to enter my own home—supposed to be my sanctuary—would you call this old man mad?
It's all because of that damned painting.
Who could've known one painting, bought for a fortune, would doom my family?
Tear up the painting. Burn that woman. Save my family.
Oh almighty Aphrath, forgive my sins.
Objective: Slay the mysterious "something" guarding the top floor of 1-player dungeon Perban Mansion, then tear the painting.
Reward: 30x Mystic Jade Fragments
"Ah. Fuck…"
Horror quest. Ugh. Never cleared one in Lord of the Warrior. Lucky so far, never hit. No secret—I hate horror. Hate with a passion.
Why does "horror" exist? Can't comprehend. Cheap jumpscares making heart drop. Gross ghosts/creeps. Where's the fun? Can't force liking it. Why demand/supply? Fans are masos. I'm not.
Should I skip this weekly? Serious dilemma. But no—skipping weekly? Heresy for any player. Look at that reward. Dailies give 3 Mystic Jade Fragments; weekly 30. Slow growth = weaker griefing. Can't pass. Plus Top 100 ranker—skipping = dropping rank. Gotta do it.
Problem: Horror during stream.
"…"
Been watching this fuck just to see when she'll get wrecked, finally dream comes true. Maybe end stream here, solo clear. Hour's enough.
...Wait. Streaming might help? Heard horror games less scary with friends. No friends, no experience, but yeah. Chat while questing = chill clear maybe.
Plus.
"U-um... a-anyone wanna... s-spoil the quest a bit...?"
Know jumpscare spots = less fear.
Agh, tell me why hurt you dickheads. Fine, don't need. Got pride. Scared of data scraps? Watch, no screams, clear in seconds.
Why hype before even starting. Lies. Not that scary. Believe it.
Then.
Ding, dingding, ding, ding!
Sudden eardrum blast alert.
"Eeeeeeek!"
I yanked a scream from my danjeon.
…… ……
Scream. 1 stack banked.