Breaking the Fucking Huge Spoon? Nah, It's Photo Ops with Semin
"Breaking the Fucking Huge Spoon," it says—but read it as "Snapping Pics with Han Semin." Title: Real-Time Han Semin Broadcast Update
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Cow Gallery main post—eye-catching pic dropped first. Heheung, eyes on...
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Defenders hunters going ham on the spoon in real-time Han Semin broadcast update. Han Semin and Yi Hayeon mid-review of the indestructible item, and somehow the whole Defenders crew mobilizes. Viewers breaking 100k live lolololol
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Already over thirty hunters had taken a crack at smashing the Fucking Huge Spoon. I hadn't expected things to blow up like this...
Not just the ones training in the grounds—even the office workers had come down to try their luck.
As expected, no one succeeded. Indestructible items had no history of breaking. Even an S-rank hunter probably couldn't dent it.
...So, obviously, all these people weren't seriously trying to break the damn spoon.
The real reason they were obsessed? Not the spoon, but...
"Semin, it was an honor! If it's not too much trouble, could I get a quick photo...?"
"Sure, sure! Of course!"
...Yeah, their goal wasn't smashing the spoon—it was getting a one-on-one photo with me.
Bit embarrassing to say it myself, but facts are facts. What can ya do?
Famous hunters whose names alone ring bells, lining up for pics with little old me... Still feels weird, but hey, my stream's shattering peak viewer records thanks to it.
150k... Still doesn't feel real. Used to think 100 viewers was a miracle. Life's unpredictable.
After pics with the last hunter, Yi Hayeon and I grabbed the Fucking Huge Spoon and headed back to the studio. Time to auction this bad boy.
I looked at her. "Unnie, made up your mind?"
"Yeah, got a conclusion. But first—what do you think?"
"...Straight up? Not a great item. No debuff like the Dragon Dick Whip, no solid effects like other B-rank stuff."
Chat's not super positive either. Seemed auction-worthy at first, but the more I think, the more it's a dud.
"...Before I share my take, gimme a sec—brb."
Ten minutes later, Yi Hayeon returned lugging a massive weapon case.
I eyed her curiously. "What's that, unnie?"
"This? My weapon."
"Huh? What?"
Yi Hayeon's weapon—the legendary Durandal, top three swords in existence?
Before I could react, she whipped it out. The blade gleamed ethereally.
"Ah, sorry, can't share that."
Durandal's an A-rank item. A-ranks usually only publicize one key effect. Even auctions lock full appraisals behind big bids unless you're A-rank or higher. Makes sense she won't share.
But why bring it?
I gave her a puzzled look, and she spoke up.
"Semin, you know Durandal's effects?"
"...Just the public '+50% Slice Bonus,' right?"
"Spot on. Makes this quick."
She fetched a thick wooden plank.
"Watch close, Semin. With my weapon Durandal, I don't even need to swing hard..."
Wooden plank cleaved like tofu.
She continued, "...it slices the plank effortlessly. Thanks to that slice bonus you know?"
"Y-yeah?"
"But this Fucking Huge Spoon? Indestructible aside, zero effects. So..."
She lightly tapped the plank with the spoon handle. Nothing happened, as expected.
"It's just a regular spoon. Get what I'm saying, Semin?"
"...No real need for this item. Right?"
"Bingo. Weapons usually amp your power. Indestructible's fine for shields, but on a weapon? Meh."
She set the spoon down.
"Super rare, sure—the only weapon with indestructible known. But... not great for combat, IMO."
"...Agreed, unnie. Thanks for the honest take."
Thought it'd be fun for auction, but unless you're a collector, who buys?
Too pricey, won't sell; too cheap, feels wasteful... After pondering, I sighed.
"Everyone, putting this item on hold for now. Not right to sell yet."
Chat mostly agrees with Hayeon. Rare B-rank, but yeah, end of story.
"Alright, that's the stream for today..."
"Uh... What? No, I do plan to sell, but it's not something I'd recommend... Th-thanks for the donation!"
"Yu Sanghyeon? Rings a bell..."
Dunno who that is, but no way I'm dumping a rare item cheap. I'm an item seller, after all.
Auction later, then...
"Huh?"
"What?"