The Fucking Huge Spoon Makes Its Debut
Since you're here for the review anyway, let's squeeze every last drop out of it.
Before I knew it, the live viewer count had surpassed 60,000. This definitely shattered my all-time record. And I hadn't even teased the item on the community boards beforehand... Gotta be Yi Hayeon, right? Anyway, with this many people, it was about time to reveal it.
I handed the interaction over to Yi Hayeon for a bit and grabbed the massive bag I'd brought from home. A regular bag couldn't fit the Fucking Huge Spoon, so I'd had to buy a hunter-grade one specially.
"Alright, everyone? Time to show you the item up for sale today."
"It's finally here! What the hell is it that even I need?"
"It's too much for me to review alone. The item I brought is..."
A moment later, I pulled a spoon the size of a club from the bag and said,
"This."
"A, a spoon? But why's it so fucking huge?"
"Yep, today's review-and-auction item is a spoon."
WhatYouLeastExpect donated 10,000 won.
Is this some new adult toy by any chance?
MilkFactory donated 5,000 won.
Item perfect for room owner's massive tits. Scoop milk with it—perfection.
"...It's not what you all think. First, let me share the appraisal results."
A moment later, I shared the appraisal with the viewers.
◈ A spoon over 50 times larger than normal. Nicknamed Fucking Huge Spoon for short.
◈ Despite the ridiculous name, it's one of the treasured weapons of a legendary mercenary. Rumor has it this mercenary beat a Fire Dragon to death with it.
◈ Don't let the appearance fool you—it's no joke.
◈ Effect: Indestructible. It will never break.
Yi Hayeon checked the results and looked genuinely surprised.
"...B-rank with indestructibility? I've been a hunter for 10 years now, and I've never seen a weapon with that property."
SpoonMurderer donated 30,000 won.
SpoonMurderer enters the dungeon lololol
LegendaryHunter? donated 20,000 won.
Hey, that "legendary mercenary" in the description... Isn't that from the Dragon Dick Whip too?
"Right? I was shocked too at first, but yeah, same creator for sure."
At this point, I was getting curious about this legendary mercenary's identity. Did they make other items too...? Wild tastes, that's for sure.
"So, what do you think, unnie?"
Out of the tens of thousands watching my stream, no hunter ranked higher than Yi Hayeon. She was the best to objectively gauge the item's value.
Yi Hayeon fiddled with the Fucking Huge Spoon, pondering deeply before speaking.
"Too early to say for sure. Let me think a bit more."
"Gotcha. Then, unnie, one favor..."
I shoved the Fucking Huge Spoon at her.
"Unnie, break it for me."
"...Huh?"
"How am I supposed to review an indestructible item alone? Hit it full force—see if it breaks."
The appraisal wasn't lying, so obviously it wouldn't. But this was a golden chance to glimpse an top A-rank hunter's power. Eye candy for me and the viewers, plus an easy review—one stone, two birds.
Luckily, Yi Hayeon eyed the spoon with interest.
"Sweet! Since we're reviewing, time to cut loose after ages."
As soon as Yi Hayeon agreed to review it herself, the chat sped up. She rarely appeared in media, so viewers were just as curious about her skills.
Suddenly, she shot to her feet.
"First! Can't do it here—let's hit the training grounds."
...She was planning to go all out for real.
We entered the training grounds under Defenders Guild HQ, and I said in a daze,
"Th-this is the training area?"
"Yeah, impressive, right?"
"...Yeah, huge."
Defenders' training grounds were jaw-droppingly massive. Stadium-sized? Makes sense for a guild full of rowdy hunters—the bigger, the better.
And it wasn't just size. The facilities were top-notch, especially the hologram screens ringing the area displaying the live chat in real-time.
As I gawked at the screens, Yi Hayeon grinned.
"Normally for combat analysis. First time linking to a stream, but looks good—relief."
"Th-then no issues for the review."
A moment later, I faced the camera.
"Everyone, can you see okay?"
Never imagined a training ground with this setup... But perfect for a smooth review stream.
Still, was it okay to show everyone? I looked worriedly at Yi Hayeon.
"Um, Hayeon unnie? Cool to broadcast this?"
"Huh? Security worries? This is a Grade 3 training room—fine."
"Gr-Grade 3? And it's this big?"
"Semin, you know where you are, right?"
"...Oh."
Yeah, Defenders wasn't some no-name guild. Top Korean hunter guild—facilities made sense.
...But Grade 3 being this was still shocking. Meant two even better ones existed?
Yi Hayeon soon fetched a metal frame from the corner and secured the Fucking Huge Spoon. Then she backed way up and said,
"Semin, better step aside."
"Huh? Seems far enough already...?"
"Hehe, I'm going full power."
...Yi Hayeon's eyes sharpened. Playful usually, dead serious in combat.
I backed up ten steps. She grabbed a nearby training sword, tensing her whole body.
A moment later—
-Whiiiiiish!
-BOOOOM!
"Kyaaah!"
The explosion made me scream instinctively. Clutching my ears, I looked ahead.
Yi Hayeon was gone from sight. The metal frame holding the spoon? Shattered to bits.
What the hell happened? A normie like me couldn't track her speed.
She spun back casually with the sword.
"Hoo, speed-type me can't get satisfying destruction."
...That wasn't destruction? Floor cratered, frame obliterated?
I stared dumbfounded. She shrugged, scanning around.
"...Ah, got it! Idea, Semin!"
"Huh?"
Ignoring my confusion, she yelled at the hunters munching popcorn and watching.
"Anyone wanna guest on Han Semin's stream? Hands up!"
Hunters around raised hands eagerly.
...Somehow, whenever I tried for easy mode, things snowballed. Imagination?