Happy Furry Theme Park
I swept through the university campus once more through the jellyfish's vision.
They had spread evenly across the whole place — the dormitories, the library, the lecture halls, the club rooms, everything.
How did they manage to spread this far without getting caught?
It was a women's university, but male staff and professors still worked there, so I'd been on edge the whole time. Maybe it was the late hour, but so far no one seemed to have noticed.
"The jellyfish have cloaking abilities, so we only really need to worry about the Penislimes, right?"
True enough.
The ones actually wringing out yin energy weren't the jellyfish — it was the Penislimes. That meant the Penislimes had no choice but to stay active, which in turn meant a higher chance of them getting spotted.
They'll probably get discovered within a few days…
"Th-then we should spread them faster, right?"
They're already spreading pretty fast as it is.
College students didn't just hole up and study during exam season. Some of them went out and partied even harder. Looking at the distribution, the creatures had already spilled past campus into nearby shops and parts of the entertainment district. Drinking parties were their number-one vector.
Anyway, let's keep watching for a few more days. It'll take time before the lower organisms get treated like just another part of the ecosystem.
"Won't the Management Bureau deal with them before that?"
That's exactly why speed is the issue. And for that, I need more bodies.
For now, I decided to keep directing the university's swarm until I met with the Association.
The city where the previous overflow incident had hit was a mid-sized place, easy for the Management Bureau to contain. The city hosting this university, though, was considerably larger. I didn't know the full extent of the Bureau's capabilities, but locking down an entire city of this scale wouldn't be simple.
First priority: establish footholds where women gather.
I concentrated the creatures at bathhouses near campus, gym shower rooms, swimming-pool locker rooms — places like that. Mixed-gender spots made breeding difficult, after all.
I carefully selected ones that had already gorged on enough yin energy, sent them out, and ordered them to set up breeding grounds on site.
It was late at night, so prey was scarce — but that made it the perfect time to dig the traps.
I couldn't wait for the hunt to begin tomorrow.
"Yes, the women's bath is that way."
Following the guidance of a female attendant whose face was oddly flushed, the woman stepped into the women's locker room.
She slipped her shoes into a cubby and walked inside — and froze.
"Eh?"
A sea anemone the size of a human torso stood waiting. Its tentacles were twisted together into a single barrel, aimed squarely at her.
"Kyaaaah♥!?"
The moment she instinctively tried to scream, a laser fired from the barrel and struck her body.
Pleasure beyond anything she had ever experienced. Squirting erupted from her urethra of its own accord, and the overwhelming climax short-circuited her brain. As she convulsed and collapsed, a jellyfish drove a tentacle into her ear. A slime crawled toward her pussy and asshole.
The scene around her was even more chaotic — dozens of women were being violated throughout the bathhouse.
After some time had passed, they dressed as if nothing had happened and headed home, jellyfish and Penislimes still attached.
And the same thing was happening in every bathhouse, gym, and swimming-pool locker room across the city.
Three days passed.
I had successfully concentrated the lower organisms in specific locations. They had spread across the entire city, of course, but the primary hunting grounds were now firmly set wherever women gathered.
"I-it really is more effective than the dorms… since the people change every time instead of being a fixed group…?"
Obviously. Almost no one goes to the bathhouse every single day.
"And then they go home and infect their families… and those people move somewhere else…"
Before long, they'll be spreading nationwide.
The strategy had been a complete success.
Barely three days into the operation, jellyfish had attached themselves to more than half the women in the city. The Penislimes either clung to the bodies of already-infected women or hid in their bags, so they never got caught.
Their numbers had swollen beyond counting — at least into the tens of thousands.
The Anemones, though, I could still tally. I'd stationed one at each breeding ground.
"Ah, you need to head out soon."
Has that much time already passed?
I'd gotten so absorbed watching them that I'd lost track.
"Will you ride on my body, or would you rather go in a bag?"
I'd prefer to stick to your body, but looking at my size, that seems difficult.
"Yeah, that makes sense."
As my level rose, so had my bulk — I was now roughly twice the size of a rugby ball. Anyone would notice me clinging to Yu-mi.
I'll ride in a suitable carrier. I can secure vision through the slimes.
"Okay. Se-a has a carrier at her place."
Ah, and grab one more carrier. We're taking some of them with us.
The Association had finished preparing the bodies and contacted me to come to the location we'd discussed earlier. I couldn't teleport to precise coordinates, so the only way there was to go in person. I'd arranged to travel with Yu-mi's help.
"It just barely fits."
Uncomfortable, but it can't be helped.
"Alright. We're moving out now."
Yu-mi and I set off toward the Association's designated meeting point, a handful of lower organisms in tow.
The Management Bureau situation room.
Standing behind Yu-ra, Se-a was reading a document on the anomaly scheduled for today's deployment.
ENTITY NAME:Happy Furry Theme Park
RANK:S-rank
An anomaly taking the form of an amusement park.
— Upon entry, males experience powerful sexual desire toward anthropomorphic animals.
∴ Deployment personnel restricted to females, or males with mental-attack resistance.
— Males who enter the anomaly are implanted with a furry virus, which propagates when the ideology is verbally transmitted.
∴ A form of psychic virus. All male personnel who enter must undergo mandatory memory erasure.
"Uwaaah… sexual desire toward animals…!"
"Heh. Not particularly dangerous on its own, but it's an anomaly that could rewrite humanity's entire worldview."
— Ancient artifacts discovered inside the anomaly suggest it may be the origin of humanity's practice of bestiality.
Agent ■■■'s testimony: "This is a tool used in Mesopotamian civilization…?" Subsequent analysis confirmed authenticity.
— Destroying the anomaly's current location causes it to relocate to a new site.
Currently nested in an amusement park in ■■ City.
"Eugh! So this thing literally created bestiality!?"
"There were remnants from several ancient civilizations besides Mesopotamia. Team 2 is almost certain about it."
"If the research-focused Team 2 is certain, that basically settles it."
As an old anomaly, the file continued with a long string of precautions, special notes, and operational protocols — but since Se-a wasn't field personnel, she didn't bother reading carefully.
What she truly wanted to know was why an investigation of this anomaly had suddenly been greenlit.
"The Association's movements have been suspicious lately."
"Th-the Association…?"
"This anomaly used to be one of their trading grounds. Recently we discovered that the warlocks inside are preparing something."
"Heeh…"
Cold sweat beaded down Se-a's back. She knew exactly why the Association was moving. And today of all days was when Master was conducting a deal. She desperately wanted to pass this information along, but the Management Bureau's barrier made it impossible.
"So we're running the operation several months ahead of the regular deployment schedule."
"E-even so, it was so sudden… everyone looks exhausted."
"The Bureau is crawling with spies. Last time we even had a Demon Lord's army plant, you know?"
"Ha, haha! They really do look down on the Management Bureau! We ought to teach them all a lesson!"
Se-a spoke in an exaggerated tone, like someone with something to hide. Fortunately, she talked like that often enough that Yu-ra didn't find it strange.
"Heh. If every Bureau employee were like you, Se-a, life would be so much easier."
"Ha, haha…"
"Anyway, that's why today's deployment was approved so abruptly."
Se-a looked up at the situation-room monitors. Dozens of screens were tiled together, each broadcasting a different feed — bodycam footage from the agents deploying today.
At the center of the room, a pink-haired woman was smiling as she checked the agents' readiness. Confirming that preparations were roughly complete, she approached Yu-ra and Se-a.
"Is the Information Management Division ready?"
"Do we even have anything to prepare? The Investigation & Isolation Department is the one doing the hard work."
"Hehe, still as funny as ever, senpai."
She was Shin Si-yeon, Team 1 Leader of the Investigation & Isolation Department. Team 1 primarily handled intelligence gathering on location-type anomalies, so they frequently crossed paths with Information Management personnel — which meant Si-yeon and Yu-ra were on friendly terms.
"I'm not sure how well this will go. We brought a few chicks along this time."
"They're rookies — they'll be wound up tight enough."
While Si-yeon and Yu-ra chatted, the deployment agents arrived at the anomaly's entrance.
The smile on Si-yeon's face hardened. The light atmosphere of the situation room froze over in an instant.
"Alright. Commencing operation."
At the sound of her businesslike voice, the agents began filing into the anomaly.
"So… this is the entrance?"
Looks pretty filthy.
"R-right?! Ugh, but we still have to go in, don't we?"
Obviously.
"Uuu…"
As the Management Bureau agents entered the anomaly, a woman dragging two carriers — and one tentacle monster — slipped into a secret passage.