A Threesome Proposal
“Hmm, well… Fine. I get it. But the important thing is whether Jieun will actually agree. In my opinion, there’s no way Lee Jieun would ever say yes. She might even get so offended that she beats the crap out of you. Are you seriously going to ask her for a threesome?”
“You and I have completely different ways of thinking. I’m certain the Vice-Leader will agree with a hundred percent probability.”
She’ll probably be incredibly grateful to me instead… She might even forget all her resentment and grudge, kneel down in a grand bow, and thank me from the bottom of her heart.
“Hmm, I suppose that’s true. It does seem like Jieun has a soft spot for you. This is the first time I’ve ever seen her support an operation to infiltrate the Discipline Department and rescue someone. And it was the first time she brought up the plan herself. She even volunteered to take the risk and go undercover on her own. That’s when I realized it. Jieun must really like you. Was it a rebound from how coldly she treated you at first and refused to let you join? Or do girls just have that childish habit of deliberately tormenting the boys they like?”
“Uh… um… well… there are some things I can’t really explain, but… the part about coming to rescue me… I don’t think that side of her was entirely absent… Though it was a little different in direction…”
“I think I went too far criticizing Jieun earlier and ended up straining things between you two. Especially when I brought up the Vice-Leader position—that was probably a mistake on my part. But at the time I was just so disappointed and angry with her. It hurts my heart to think that Jieun held a grudge against you, saw you as an enemy, and ruined your relationship because of me. Did I do something wrong? The way she glared at you with tears in her eyes at the end… I think I was too harsh…”
Leader! You’ve got it completely wrong! That’s not it at all! The Vice-Leader did all that because she likes you!
From the Vice-Leader’s perspective, she was watching with her eyes wide open while I basically filmed an NTR or BSS scene right in front of her! That’s why she lost it!
‘…Come to think of it, this whole mess started because I deliberately clung to Kim Jina more just to mess with Lee Jieun.’
Maybe if I hadn’t been resting my head on the Leader’s lap, groping her breasts and enjoying myself, but had actually gotten off when Jieun snarled at me to move… maybe she wouldn’t have lost her mind and spewed all that venom at me.
If that had happened, the Leader probably wouldn’t have said anything about impeaching her from the Vice-Leader position either.
‘Ah, fuck. Thinking about it like this… is this actually my fault? Yeah, no matter what else, I bet Jieun is definitely thinking that way. Humans always see things from their own perspective first.’
One thing was certain—Jieun would blame me for losing control of her reason in front of the Leader. After all, I had been using the Leader’s lap as a pillow while fondling her chest. Honestly, I had done it on purpose to piss her off, so… I couldn’t exactly deny it.
Right now, Jieun was probably grinding her teeth, maybe even shedding tears of blood as she cursed my name.
“Sister. Do you have Lee Jieun’s phone number?”
“Yeah, of course I do. …Ah, should I call her for you?”
“Yes. Now that I think about it, I don’t even have the Vice-Leader’s number. Haha.”
In truth, I did know it. It was probably saved in my phone as ‘Master♥’. The reason I borrowed Jina’s phone was simple—I was worried Jieun might not pick up if she saw it was me.
“Wait a second. Okay, it’s ringing.”
“Ah, I’ll step over there to take the call.”
I took Kim Jina’s phone and moved to a different spot. Her device was currently dialing Lee Jieun. Not even three seconds had passed—actually, not even three full seconds—before Jieun answered. The ringtone had barely started.
Wow, fuck. It’s been a while since I’ve seen someone pick up this fast.
“U-Unnie! Ah, I mean… Leader Comrade. Y-You’re calling me directly… I-I was actually… feeling so sorry about what happened this time… Hic. I was just about to call and apologize… I’ve been clutching my phone the whole time… I was just worried that you and… that rag bastard—no, I mean Revolutionary Comrade Kim Dojin—might be spending some quality time together… Hic… Sob… That’s why I hadn’t called yet. Please don’t doubt my loyalty… I only have eyes for you, Leader Comrade… And about what happened before, I’m truly sorry. It was all my fault……”
Jieun didn’t even give me a chance to cut in. For a full ten minutes, she poured out a passionate declaration of loyalty.
‘What the hell is this…’
From the way she spoke, it sounded like Kim Jina was the alpha and omega, the messiah of her entire life. She swore she would give up all social status, wealth, and even her life if the Leader demanded it… But in reality, this wasn’t loyalty. It was love. A secret only Jieun and I knew…
“Hey. It’s me. Not the Leader Comrade.”
“……”
“Hello?”
“……Kim Dojin.”
The person who had just been sobbing and swearing eternal loyalty vanished. In her place was the voice of an assassin who could dance with cold blades in the desert and the arctic, a voice so icy it seemed no blood would spill even if you stabbed her.
“…Why are you calling me from the Leader’s phone?”
“Uh… well…”
“Heh heh heh. Khehehe… Are you trying to humiliate and deceive me again…? You really want to go all the way with me, huh? You think you’ve won? Is that it? You seduced the Leader, sat beside her for a moment, and now you think I’m nothing? You’ve already forgotten the grace I showed by saving you, and even the way I made you more handsome by lifting the shota curse…! Instead of repaying that kindness… This is exactly why they say you should never take in a black-haired beast…”
“Hey, you fucking bitch. That’s not how it went. You didn’t make me handsome with the shota curse… I was the one who… Argh, fuck. I can’t even say it out loud…”
I raised my own stats, you stupid cunt.
I had called to arrange a reconciliation, but the moment Jieun brought up the shota curse and started talking about favors, my blood pressure shot through the roof. So this bitch had seriously been thinking that my current face and body were all thanks to her this whole time.
Goddamn it, that pisses me off. Do you have any idea how much pain I went through because of that? Fuck. Doesn’t this world have a loli curse too? What a shitty gender-reversed worldview. It’s completely useless at times like this. For the sake of fairness, there should be a loli curse too. That bitch deserves to experience the agony of her bones twisting, shrinking, and being carved away without anesthesia.
“…So you called me using the Leader’s phone just to mock and ridicule me? You must be so happy. Your wish has come true. Thanks to you, I’m currently savoring the most miserable moment of my entire life. The bloody tears had finally stopped flowing, but now they’re starting again because of you. …Kim Dojin, enjoy this moment while you can. One day I will take your life…”
“By the way, the Leader is listening right now. It’s on speakerphone.”
“……”
“……”
“…L-Leader Comrade. T-That’s not what I… I was just joking for a second……”
“It’s a lie… The Leader isn’t listening.”
“You son of a bitch…! You went that far…!”
Teasing Jieun was fun, but I decided it was enough. She looked like she was about to have a stroke.
“Hey, hey. You should be thanking me.”
“…I should be thanking you, Kim Dojin? Pffft, have you lost your mind? Because of you, I…”
“Sorry for cutting you off, but I just got the Leader’s permission to do a threesome with you. We can have a threesome. Hey, you should be kowtowing to me right now. What was that you said earlier? Something about my life?”
“……”
“Hey, can you hear me? Did the call drop? Hello?”
“……”
Jieun remained silent for a long time. Then, very carefully, she opened her mouth.
“…You’re not… messing with me, right?”
“No, I’m serious. I convinced the Leader. Didn’t I do well? Hurry up and praise me. I used my beauty to sacrifice myself and fulfilled that dream you could never achieve in your lifetime. But seriously, how can you talk to me like that? You don’t even understand my grand plan.”
I spoke as if everything had unfolded according to my magnificent scheme. Of course, it was all bullshit. I had simply come up with this plan in a panic to survive Lee Jieun. But if the listener wanted to take it that way, who was I to stop her?
Jieun began to sob, as if she had been hit by a tsunami of emotion. She kept asking if it was really true, crying her eyes out like all the long-held wishes and grudges of her life had finally been resolved.
“…Kim Dojin. I’m sorry. I misunderstood you. You really are… the best rag.”
“You damn bitch. Out of all the compliments, you had to say ‘the best rag’? What the hell is wrong with you…”
“Ah, aah… I’m sorry. …Revolutionary Comrade Kim Dojin. Thank you so much. I will never forget this grace even in death and will repay it with everything I have. The Vice-Leader position? Take it if you want. I don’t need any of it.”
“Fuck. That’s way too cringy. Just talk normally and leave out the ‘rag’ part. Also, I don’t want the Vice-Leader position either.”
“…Sigh. You really ask for a lot. Anyway, I understand. What should I do now?”
“Run straight to the Leader’s dorm room right now. You already know the address, right?”
I figured someone like Lee Jieun would obviously know the Leader’s dorm address. And my assumption was correct.
“Of course. Wait just a little.”
I hung up the phone. About thirty seconds later—definitely less than a full minute—I heard the frantic sound of someone sprinting at full speed from outside. Then came the quiet knock on the dorm room door.
Just how fast did you run, Jieun…? It sounded like you were moving at Mach speed…