Those Twin Bitches Were Born to Fuck Me Over
Those two bitch sisters with the red and blue hair seemed like they were born just to fuck me over. At this point, they probably wouldn’t bother with contraceptives—they’d be pounding ovulation inducers like candy. Ah, fuck. Just thinking about ovulation inducers reminds me of the Discipline Department cunts. They might have fed me that shit on purpose so they could really mess me up during sex…. That would shoot the odds way past ten percent. Like those villains in the Hitomi manga who lie about giving the girls morning-after pills and actually pump them full of fertility drugs. The Discipline Department bitches were exactly that type.
Ah, shit…. My head’s suddenly pounding like a jackhammer…. My skull feels like it’s splitting open…. Whatever, fuck it. I didn’t get anyone pregnant on purpose. I was reverse-raped. If someone tries to make me take responsibility for a kid, I’ll just tell them to rip it out. Except for Jina’s baby. That one’s the only exception. At least she asked the clan head for permission and got my consent first.
In this gender-reversed world, men were obviously expected to raise the children. That was the rule, the unspoken law, the social custom, the culture. Of course, my answer would be “Fuck that, you crazy bitch.” I’d already been kidnapped, beaten, and raped while locked in a basement. Why the hell should I raise some kid on top of that? Ah, forget it. Fuck everything.
“What’s our Dojin thinking about now♡? You’re not thinking about another woman again, are you?”
“…Ah, no. …I was just worrying about what to do if a baby actually comes…. What I should do once it’s born….”
“Hehe♡ Oh my, how cute♡ Our Dojin was worrying about that? You were thinking about our baby? Don’t worry too much. If it’s too hard to raise after I give birth…, I’d feel a little bad for you, but… we could always abort it midway…. Ah, I’m not saying I want to. This is purely your decision. An abortion wouldn’t hurt me—it would only burden your pregnancy mana link, so you should be the one to decide. And even if the baby is born, we can just leave it at a facility. Our academy actually has really good welfare programs for that sort of thing.”
“…R-really?”
“Yeah. We’ve got a bunch of adults with strong bodies and overflowing energy—all hunters. So accidents happen. Lots of them. Speeding violations too. But our academy was founded with a special purpose. We’re training hunter talent to protect the citizens and the nation, so the academy and the country are very understanding about the consequences of sexual desire or one-night mistakes.”
“Oh….”
“The government actually encourages it. Hunter traits have a strong genetic component, after all…. The more children hunters have, the safer and stronger the country becomes against monsters and villains. That nationalistic angle is probably why the Male Hunter Service Special Admission program was created in the first place.”
Putting Jina’s words together, it sounded like even if I knocked someone up, the National Hunter Academy and the state would take responsibility. That was the takeaway, right? Hmm. Then I didn’t have to worry about raising the kid.
“…Of course, I’d prefer it if you raised our baby…. But I understand you have your own circumstances…. Even if you leave the child at a facility, don’t worry too much. I’ll visit often and play with the baby.”
Jina wiggled her fingers shyly as she spoke. Even though I was an open-minded male who had entered through the sex slave route, she seemed to secretly hope I would raise her child with the heart of a devoted househusband.
…But would that even be possible? If I raised her kid, it would probably cause more problems. Whether I raised the baby or not, the Discipline Department twins would kidnap me again and run a train on me. A newborn would end up getting some seriously inappropriate audiovisual education…. A child who grew up watching their dad get reverse-raped and gangbanged probably wouldn’t turn out normal…. It would be much better to leave the child at a professional care facility.
“…But something just occurred to me. What about breast milk?”
“Hm? Breast milk? You mean breastfeeding? I’d be the one doing that.”
“Ah…, right. Of course….”
“…? Ah, are you talking about how your chest will hurt while I’m breastfeeding? Hehe, you’ll have to bear with that part. I really want to breastfeed…. Obviously it’ll hurt you more when my breasts get swollen and squeezed, but… I hope you can understand this much. I really want to raise our baby that way.”
So even here, the pregnancy mana link forced the man to endure all the pain and discomfort. When a woman who had given birth breastfed, the chest pain, the stinging, and all the discomfort from milk production got transferred to the man in this world. That damn pregnancy mana link. Its performance was truly impressive. It transferred every bit of pain and inconvenience to the man while the woman lived without any penalties whatsoever.
“Yes. Please do that. I’m fine with it.”
I don’t receive the effects of the pregnancy mana link anyway.
“Really? Our Dojin…♡ I’m so happy♡ I really want to raise you myself…♡ I’m confident I could train you so well…♡ Can’t you just come into my ownership…?”
The touched Jina kept saying she would raise me well and that I should let her adopt me. But why did she say “adopt”? It wasn’t like she was asking me to marry her or become her husband. Anyway, seeing how completely smitten she was with me, it was time to plant my flag at the final destination of this honey trap.
“…U-um, Sister. I have a favor to ask….”
“Hm? What favor? What could our cute little Dojin possibly want from me?”
“…Well, it’s…, um….”
“Tell me♡ I’m in such a good mood right now that I’ll grant almost anything♡”
“That is…, you know Deputy Chief Lee Jieun….”
“…Hm? Deputy Chief Lee Jieun? Why are you suddenly bringing her up…?”
Cold sweat trickled down my back. What could I say here that would lead to a happy ending for everyone? Fuck, but I didn’t have the brains or the smooth tongue to persuade her. Ah, whatever. I’d just charge in without braking.
“Couldn’t we call Deputy Chief Lee Jieun and do a threesome together…?”
“…???”
“You know…, yes…. The thing three people do together is called a threesome…. Or a three-way in other words….”
“…….”
“The three of us having… sex….”
“…No, Dojin. I know what the word means. I’m just a little confused right now…. Why are you suddenly saying this…?”
“Y-you like pet play, Sister…, so…, I also like it when multiple women do it with me….”
I couldn’t bring myself to say “Because Lee Jieun is a lesbian who’s crazy about you.” I had already imagined the worst-case scenario. If Jina found Lee Jieun’s homosexuality disgusting and refused, or worse, if she told her to get lost from the circle because she was a disgusting lesbian—Jina probably wouldn’t say it outright given her personality, but she might show it subtly…. Either way, what would happen to me? Lee Jieun would definitely go insane and come after me. Even if Jina tried to protect me, Jieun would be so full of resentment that she might try to kill me and then commit suicide together. Being forcibly outed by someone she didn’t want knowing, and then being hated by the person she liked? Given Lee Jieun’s personality, she would absolutely try to kill me. I did not want that kind of bad ending. For now, it was better to push through with my supposed unique sexual preference.
“…Ahem. So you…, you had a taste for orgies…? I see…. Hmm….”
Jina said she would think about it for a moment. She sat on the edge of the bed, rested her chin on her hand, and fell into deep thought. After agonizing for about ten minutes, she reached a conclusion.
“…I can do the threesome. But there’s a condition….”
“What condition?”
“It has to match my pet training preference. …In other words, the woman you invite also has to be a dog. To be precise, you’re the male dog, and she’s your female mate. As your owner, I saw that you looked lonely and adopted one more dog for you.”
“…Um, so that’s the setting…?”
“It’s very important to me. …So the other woman you bring must obey me like a dog and follow my lead. She has to be able to wear a collar like you did and eat food topped with my love juices from a dog bowl. If she can’t meet this condition, I absolutely, positively won’t do it. But would Deputy Chief Lee Jieun really do something like that? She has quite a lot of pride. She’s a chaebol heiress with outstanding abilities. Wearing a dog collar and eating rice topped with my fluids from a dog bowl? I can’t imagine it at all.”
Jina didn’t seem to think Lee Jieun would ever do such a thing. I quietly muttered to myself.
“Lee Jieun would pay money to eat your love juices….”
Since she had bought my panties for a million won, she would probably try to buy Jina’s love juices for ten million… or maybe even a hundred million.
“Hm? What did you say? I didn’t catch that.”
“…Ah, it’s nothing.”
“But you’re not asking me to use my authority as the leader of the Revolution Circle to deliberately bring Lee Jieun here, right? I absolutely can’t do that. …You’re not trying to use my power to humiliate her because you hold a grudge against her, are you?”
“…Huh? Me? Why? Why would I do that?”
“The way Jieun was glaring at you. I didn’t miss it. The killing intent Deputy Chief Lee Jieun radiates toward you is beyond imagination, which is why I deliberately brought you to my house. It’s also why I granted your request when you asked me to go to the bathroom with you. Isn’t that why you asked me for this favor? Because you were afraid she might do something to you when I wasn’t watching, since you’re physically weak.”
“…Well, I can’t deny those specific facts. But I swear I’m not doing this because I hold a grudge against Deputy Chief Lee Jieun and want revenge. Please believe me. It’s just… there’s something. You can find out later, Sister….”
At least until the threesome with Kim Jina and Lee Jieun was successfully arranged…. No, even if it was arranged, Jina might find lesbian love disgusting. I couldn’t say anything without a guarantee that it would be okay for her to know Lee Jieun liked her. If I clumsily said the wrong thing, I would ruin the entire threesome plan and Lee Jieun would seriously try to kill me.