Three Reasons to Kill Me
Fuck. It really looked like that bitch Lee Jieun was going to beat the living shit out of me the second we were alone together. I felt like I had to do something if I wanted to survive.
“C-Comrade Leader…. Even though Vice-Leader Lee Jieun talks like that, she actually went so far as to infiltrate the Discipline Department to save me…. A-Anyway, she’s a really good person. Please don’t be too harsh on her. She’s seriously the best. If it weren’t for Vice-Leader Lee Jieun, I wouldn’t have been able to uphold the pure ideals and struggle of the revolution to the end. Last time, when she introduced me to the safe house, she greatly reinforced my revolutionary ideals and vision. She’s someone I’m truly grateful for.”
When I defended Lee Jieun, Supreme Leader Kim Jina shook her head vigorously, pink bob haircut whipping through the air.
“Lee Jieun. Just look at this. Comrade Kim Dojin, who only recently joined us, is defending you like this. Why are you so hell-bent on devouring him? If something like this happens one more time, I will initiate a vote of no confidence to strip you of your vice-leader position. And in your place, I will appoint Comrade Kim Dojin here—who upholds the revolutionary struggle even as a man.”
…Huh? …Fuck? Th-This would only make things worse…? N-No. This can’t happen….
All the color drained completely from Lee Jieun’s face. It was even paler than before, making her look like a blank sheet of white paper. She bowed deeply and apologized to both me and Comrade Leader Kim Jina, but I could see her fists clenched so tightly that her nails were drawing blood, her whole body trembling.
Wow, fuck. I’m completely screwed. I’m seriously going to get murdered….
“…C-Comrade Leader! H-How could someone like me possibly take the vice-leader position…! That’s completely out of the question. How could you entrust such an important role to the likes of me…! A position like that can only be filled by someone like Vice-Leader Lee Jieun.”
“Mmm…, to think you have absolutely no greed for power. I really did choose the right person. Comrade Kim Dojin. How could I not understand that pure heart of yours? But sometimes, for the sake of the revolution, we must make cold-hearted choices. It is true that Vice-Leader Lee Jieun is capable, but it’s not just today—there have been many instances where her leadership has proven problematic. There have been several reports that she only tries to look good in front of me while remaining indifferent to those beneath her.”
“…Th-That’s only because even though Vice-Leader Lee Jieun acts prickly on the outside, she’s actually a very warm person on the inside….”
“I want my political successor to be someone with great capacity for inclusiveness. Strength or gender doesn’t matter at all. If one lacks power, they can receive help from other revolutionary comrades and borrow their strength. Being a man doesn’t mean one cannot carry out the revolutionary struggle. So Comrade Kim Dojin, you needn’t worry about anything. Just keep holding on to those pure revolutionary ideals.”
“…Comrade Leader…. Thank you for your words, but that’s not what I m-mean….”
Fuck! Look at Lee Jieun’s eyes! I’m telling you I’m going to die today! If I get assassinated today, it was Lee Jieun who did it…! I heard that bitch gets terrifying when it comes to her love interests, so why the hell is she staring at me like she wants to kill me…. She’s the type who would abandon her own parents in front of her crush on the leader…. Sob, I’m so scared…. I think I’m really fucked….
This whole situation had escalated way too far. I wasn’t just at the level of being hated by Lee Jieun anymore—I had become a political rival inside the Revolution Circle. One motive for murder was terrifying enough, but now there were two.
“Hmm, by the way, Comrade Kim Dojin. Why have you suddenly become so handsome? Your height seems to have shrunk as well…. It’s a bit awkward to say this, but you’ve gotten so close to my ideal type that it’s embarrassing to even look at you….”
Correction: now there were three motives for murder. The moment Kim Jina blushed while saying I had become handsome and shorter, closer to her ideal type, Lee Jieun glared at me as if laser beams were about to shoot from her eyes. Three motives. Personal grudge, political reasons, and romantic jealousy over a stolen love interest. From Lee Jieun’s current state of mind, there were probably more reasons for me to be dead than alive.
I realized I would genuinely die at this rate, so I decided to cling to the only lifeline available to me.
“Comrade Leader! I-I mean, recently I’ve been feeling threatened in my daily life…. Couldn’t you perhaps protect me, Comrade Leader? If possible, I’d like to stay and take my meals in your room, Comrade Leader.”
“…In m-my room…? W-Well, it’s not impossible, but still, a boy staying in a girl’s room like that…. Look here, Comrade Kim Dojin. No matter how I look, I’m still a woman. No matter how much you trust me… if a wonderful man like you were in the same room with me, I m-might not be able to resist the t-temptation….”
“It’s fine! Comrade Leader! It’s okay if it’s you!”
“…What do you mean by that…. Oh! Ah, aah. So that’s what you meant…. I see…. You’re quite an open-minded man, aren’t you. Hmm, I suppose that’s why you tried to challenge the male service department tradition to break those bad practices. Ahem, if that’s what you mean…. All right. Good. You may stay in my room for the time being. I will protect you.”
Nice. With this, Kim Jina will protect me to some extent, so I probably won’t end up dying at Lee Jieun’s hands….
When I glanced at Lee Jieun, she was crying again, tears streaming down her face. This time her eyes were bloodshot red as she glared at me like she wanted to kill me.
Fuck. Did I just NTR someone? Or was this NTL? There was no helping it. The situation had already snowballed. I had climbed onto the tiger’s back. Falling off meant death. Neither I nor she had probably expected our relationship to deteriorate so suddenly. But now that it had happened, it felt like we had crossed a river impossible to uncross.
Ah, of course I hold no grudge or hatred toward her whatsoever. She’s simply the one with a lot of resentment toward me. If she promised right now that she wouldn’t retaliate, I would immediately try to persuade Kim Jina to get along with her….
Huh?
Wait a minute—if Kim Jina has yuri tendencies, then maybe this could actually work…. First I seduce them into a threesome somehow. If I can get Lee Jieun and Kim Jina to start going at each other…. Far from holding a grudge against me, Lee Jieun would become my benefactor of love…. Then it’s a happy ending for everyone! I get to enjoy a threesome. Kim Jina gets sex. Lee Jieun fulfills her one-sided love!
It seemed I had gained an incredible flash of inspiration through some truly impressive mental gymnastics.
First, to pull this off, I need to seduce Comrade Leader Kim Jina…. Would my beauty tactic even work? But it really feels like there’s no other answer. Otherwise Lee Jieun will be watching for any chance to get me.
I tried to stick as close to Comrade Leader Kim Jina as possible without separating from her side. Even when I had to go to the bathroom I clung to her so tightly that she accompanied me while blushing in embarrassment. Lee Jieun kept staring at me with lifeless eyes the entire time. Then, as if something had occurred to her, Lee Jieun spoke.
“By the way, Comrade Leader. It is true that the student council is searching for Kim Dojin, and while I was fortunate enough to pull him out while caught between the student council and the Discipline Department, it would be better to return him to the student council if we want to avoid revealing our movements as much as possible. Comrade Kim Dojin also needs to attend classes, and we cannot protect him forever.”
“Hmm, that is true. However, seeing him so frightened by the threats to his safety makes me uneasy. I will keep him by my side for even just a few days and protect Comrade Kim Dojin myself.”
“…If that is your will, Comrade Leader. …We should give him a few days’ grace period.”
Well, that wasn’t good news at all. My life had officially become time-limited. I had to negotiate with Lee Jieun somehow within the next few days.
I continued staying glued to Kim Jina’s side. Only where her gaze reached was I safe. Fortunately, Kim Jina adored me. She said my reduced height, prettier face, and improved figure were so much to her liking that she kept hugging me tightly. She told me it felt like she had gained the cute little brother from her ideal type, and in private she made me call her “Nuna.”
“N-Nuna~”
“Haaung♡ Dojin is so cute♡”
So the Comrade Leader had this kind of character…. On the outside she’s the iron-blooded supreme leader of the Revolution Circle, but inside she’s a pink-loving girl who adores cute animals and dolls. She has a bit of a clumsy side too…. She’s also surprisingly dense and shy when it comes to the opposite sex…. With that pink hair I had guessed one of her screws might be loose or that she’d be a bit strange, but I hadn’t expected this side of her.
Holding Kim Jina’s hand, I arrived at her dormitory room. Her room was completely that of a dainty young lady. Pink curtains and bedding created a symphony of pink everywhere, and there were countless cute stuffed animals.
“Ahem, ahem…. I know my room doesn’t really match my image, but this is simply my personal preference, so….”
“No, it suits you very well, actually?”
“…R-Really? In that case, that’s… good? Ahem, well, personal tastes should be respected after all.”
She seemed slightly embarrassed that a woman would like pink and cute animal dolls. But from my perspective, it suited her perfectly. She explained all sorts of things about her room to me, and I learned that every single stuffed animal had its own name.
Then, at some point, the conversation suddenly cut off and an awkward atmosphere settled between us. She scratched her cheek, then brought over some pink peach juice, saying I should drink something, and handed it to me. As I gulped it down while pondering how best to approach her, something obscene caught the corner of my eye. A small pink dildo, slightly hidden among the pile of laundry.