Juttak, Awaken!!!!
Like the Donghak Peasant Revolution breaking out across the nation, the entire gallery was buzzing solely about cola.
Been feeling woozy since earlier, body's all tingly so it seems~
Feeling on top of the world so it seems~
Cola is just a drink. Juttak is our savior. He's gotta be a god so it seems~
From now on, any attacks on Juttak are attacks on me so it seems~
Cola reviews shot up to the recommendations in no time. Maybe because of that? Folks started pulling out all the stops to somehow score even unbuyable cola.
From elf selfies to unintended simp rallies. Even folks trying to buy empty cola bottles just to sniff 'em popped up. Honestly, up to here it was no big deal. But the problem was, greed has no end, and now fake listings started appearing.
The gallery blazed with fake listings. Staying quiet here would just make it worse. I immediately tracked down the fake seller user in question. Headed straight to the market category, and there it was pinned at the top. Slyly reworded but still at it.
"You're beyond hopeless."
Block this user?
Name:Gogo Gogoblin
Duration: 50 years
Reason: Live honestly.
Minimum ban was a whopping 50 years. Makes sense with 500 million years stuck here—time feels different. Wonder what happens if you can't even gallery for 50 years here. Dizzying just thinking. A day or two? Manageable. But years? I'd have lost it ages ago.
"Wrong is wrong, no helping it. No sign of remorse anyway."
This user has been blocked for 50 years.
35 points acquired.
"Oh, points. Gallery mod perks?"
Gallery Management
Receive set points each time you manage the gallery.
Thought Juttak was just unpaid slave, but surprise. Now I'm a proper Eokgal Juttak taking a step forward.
Back to the gallery. Expected it, but reactions bigger than thought. Like primitives seeing fire first time. Posts alone showed everyone going feral.
"Can't let this slide. Time to clean up. Who knows what happens if I leave it."
Cola will be restocked soon.
But anyone faking cola sales or abusing it will get banned.
Oh, and victims of fake listings will get cola compensation.
Listen up.
Posted but vibe didn't die down at all. If anything, more desperate for cola. This ain't right. Points left?
Weird. Sold at 6 points each, 30 points, plus 35 from ban = 65. Why 80? "Wait, started with 15 earlier? How does it accumulate... Oh duh?"
Checked gallery bottom timer. Exactly 2 hours since arrival. 15 points per hour. So just idling nets 360 a day at least.
"Restock first."
Purchased 13x Food 'Cola (250ml)' for 15 items.
List at 6 points each?
Right as I went to list cola. Finger froze.
"...Hmm, yeah 6 points each does feel cheap. Margin too thin, hard to rebuy."
Yeah. Once hype hits, prices skyrocket. Folks agonizing over 1-2k won diff on Coupang drop 6k on duwonku cause trendy.
Selling 15x Food 'Cola (250ml)' at 360 points each.
Wondered if too pricey right after listing.
All sold.
5,400 points deposited.
"Oh fuck."
Meanwhile, someone else intently watching this unfold.
Silky black hair to her waist, clad in Central Plains martial robes, childlike petite build woman.
Purchased 1x Food 'Cola (250ml)'.
Held Points: 964,056,434
Cola floating midair, she muttered blankly.
"...Is this really that good?"
It was Cheonma.