— Title: Juttak, Awaken!!!! (Roughly waving red flag photo.jpg)
Provide cola to us right now! Provide it! Hoarding the stock without releasing it is straight-up disrespecting us gallery users!! If you don't put out cola soon, we'll keep protesting!! All you jokgan stand up!!!
— Wooo! Wooo! Wooo! Wooo!
— Juttak, awaken! Awaken! Awaken!
— Let's defend the cola! Defend it!
— Nanjangi Suljujeong) Fuckin hell, PTSD kicking in;; Those jokgan bastards came to the dwarf kingdom before and pulled this shit
— Nanjangi Suljujeong) Gave 'em some work but they kept demanding more pay, so when I tried to fire 'em, the fuckers all banded together and did this crap, my neck hairs stood straight up lmao
— Jokgan gonna jokgan whoa
— Still wanna try cola so go jokgan! Defend the cola!!
— Yeongeum-sul Baibeu) Is the Juttak a god? Is the Juttak a god? Is the Juttak a god? Is the Juttak a god? Is the Juttak a god?
— Dude why you like this;;;
— Totally lost his marbles lmao
— How damn good can it be whoa whoa whoa whoa
— Byeolbit Seongnye) I want cola too~... Juttak brother, won't you give some to me too~?
Like the Donghak Peasant Revolution breaking out across the nation, the entire gallery was buzzing solely about cola.
— Title: Cola Is Revolution So It Seems~ Author: Swordmaster Tad (Empty cola can photo.jpg)
I am nothing until I receive cola so it seems~
Been feeling woozy since earlier, body's all tingly so it seems~
Feeling on top of the world so it seems~
Cola is just a drink. Juttak is our savior. He's gotta be a god so it seems~
From now on, any attacks on Juttak are attacks on me so it seems~
— Wonder what it tastes like so bad;;
— Yeongeum-sul Baibeu) Eat it for real and you'll get why... Cola's the devil's phlegm... Once you taste it, no escape...
— At this point ain't there drugs in it?
— 9 Sseokeul Dae-mabeopsa) Even Swordmaster endorses cola, total GOAT~
— But like, exactly what does it taste like??
— Author) Talk all you want, won't know till you try it yourself so it seems~ Better buy and taste it yourself so it seems~
— Byeong-yak Misoo Nyeo Ma-wang Jjang) I wanna try it too ㅠ
— Title: I dunno about jokgan but cola is the absolute best for real~! Author: Jokgan Hak-salja
One sip and I felt a shiver I've never experienced before~! Is Juttak really a god~? See, wasn't a jokgan after all~! So when's the next cola drop~? Answer.
— whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
— whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
— Mado Gonghak Chweng-o) Here you go~
— Author) Fuck off, don't need your selfie pic~!
— Title: Co, co, cola is so good I, I think... Author: Jeongsinbyeong Man-daseot-gae
When you drink it, your tongue goes t-tingly... The sweetness filling your mouth is sooo good... Juttak-nim, I don't have anything to g-give but... If even someone like me is okay, I'll g-give you my se-selfie...
— Not to Juttak, gimme instead? Saw your last one, you're cute haha
— Author) Y-y-y-y-y-yes...?
— Fuck so when's cola restock;; Viral hype but can't even get any
— Wanna chug it so bad, how good is it that everyone's like this?
— Swordmaster Tad) Cola ain't easy to get so it seems~ But I got it so it seems~
— Byeolbit Seongnye) So jealous~...!
— Mado Gonghak Chweng-o) No cola but wanna trade selfies instead? GG?
— Author) I-I have tastes too you f-fucker...
— Peak subhuman treatment as expected lmao
— Dude posts his ugly mug right on the post and acts all bold lmao
Cola reviews shot up to the recommendations in no time. Maybe because of that? Folks started pulling out all the stops to somehow score even unbuyable cola.
— Title: Juttak brother, can't you give me some too~...? Author: Byeolbit Seongnye (Sniffling 'big-boobed' saintess photo.jpg)
I want cola so bad~... Can you show some mercy~...?
— Won't someone give cola to Saintess already!!!
— Juttak you trash bastard making Saintess cry??? Thanks to you my downstairs is crying too fucker you're a real one
— Fuck Juttak's just a good dude...
— Gave everything except cola...
— Author) Please don't badmouth Juttak brother too much~...
— Eokgal supports Saintess~
From elf selfies to unintended simp rallies. Even folks trying to buy empty cola bottles just to sniff 'em popped up. Honestly, up to here it was no big deal. But the problem was, greed has no end, and now fake listings started appearing.
— Title: 'Gogo Gogoblin' You Fucking Jokgan-Like Bastard Author: Hyeonja (Disgustingly yellowed stained panties.jpg)
Bought for 400 points fuck. You're dead if you leave here for real
— lolololololololololololol
— How nasty her pussy gotta be for that?
— Seller prob came in wearing that crap from the start
— Nanjangi Suljujeong) I bought some too fuck how many pairs this fucker got?
— Nanjangi Suljujeong) Fuck somethin squishy inside?? FUUUUCK!!!!
— Victims popping up all over gal rn lmao
— How much time left anyway?
— Author) Just over 400 million years left
— You'll go insane and die before we meet to kill you yeah
The gallery blazed with fake listings. Staying quiet here would just make it worse. I immediately tracked down the fake seller user in question. Headed straight to the market category, and there it was pinned at the top. Slyly reworded but still at it.
"You're beyond hopeless."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Name:Gogo Gogoblin
Duration: 50 years
Reason: Live honestly.
Minimum ban was a whopping 50 years. Makes sense with 500 million years stuck here—time feels different. Wonder what happens if you can't even gallery for 50 years here. Dizzying just thinking. A day or two? Manageable. But years? I'd have lost it ages ago.
"Wrong is wrong, no helping it. No sign of remorse anyway."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
This user has been blocked for 50 years.
35 points acquired.
"Oh, points. Gallery mod perks?"
Receive set points each time you manage the gallery.
Thought Juttak was just unpaid slave, but surprise. Now I'm a proper Eokgal Juttak taking a step forward.
Back to the gallery. Expected it, but reactions bigger than thought. Like primitives seeing fire first time. Posts alone showed everyone going feral.
"Can't let this slide. Time to clean up. Who knows what happens if I leave it."
— Title: Hello, it's your Juttak. Author: Kim Eok-bung
First greetings. New Juttak Kim Eok-bung here.
Cola will be restocked soon.
But anyone faking cola sales or abusing it will get banned.
Oh, and victims of fake listings will get cola compensation.
— Yeongeum-sul Baibeu) Ahh beholding the god...
— Jeongsinbyeong Man-daseot-gae) J-Juttak-nim...
— Nanjangi Suljujeong) This is it fuck yes lmao
— Hyeonja) That jokgan-like fucker gets his, justice served lmao
— Byeolbit Seongnye) Finally I can have some too~!!
— Saintess got faked too?
— Byeolbit Seongnye) Sob sob yes~... Such a bad person~!
— Sssup, can I give you cola? No refusals haha
— Whoa this dude dropping pants!!!!!
— Author) Market abusers caught = ban.
— Hyeonja) Peak subhuman punishment lmao
— Byeolbit Seongnye) Thanks for reply Juttak brother~!
— Not cola, Juttak come here...! *Punch punch.*
— Jokgan Hak-salja) Juttak give me cola right now~!
— Jeongsinbyeong Man-daseot-gae) I-I'd like if you gave to me...
— Byeong-yak Misoo Nyeo Ma-wang Jjang) Pls I wanna try tooooo
— MeatLover) Fellow elves help each other out? Time to raise elf rep haha
— Jokgan Hak-salja) You dallpi bitch just die nicely with the jokgan~!
Posted but vibe didn't die down at all. If anything, more desperate for cola. This ain't right. Points left?
Weird. Sold at 6 points each, 30 points, plus 35 from ban = 65. Why 80? "Wait, started with 15 earlier? How does it accumulate... Oh duh?"
Checked gallery bottom timer. Exactly 2 hours since arrival. 15 points per hour. So just idling nets 360 a day at least.
"Restock first."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Purchased 13x Food 'Cola (250ml)' for 15 items.
List at 6 points each?
Right as I went to list cola. Finger froze.
"...Hmm, yeah 6 points each does feel cheap. Margin too thin, hard to rebuy."
Yeah. Once hype hits, prices skyrocket. Folks agonizing over 1-2k won diff on Coupang drop 6k on duwonku cause trendy.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Selling 15x Food 'Cola (250ml)' at 360 points each.
Wondered if too pricey right after listing.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
All sold.
5,400 points deposited.
"Oh fuck."
Meanwhile, someone else intently watching this unfold.
Silky black hair to her waist, clad in Central Plains martial robes, childlike petite build woman.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Purchased 1x Food 'Cola (250ml)'.
Held Points: 964,056,434
Cola floating midair, she muttered blankly.
"...Is this really that good?"
It was Cheonma.
