Chapter 51
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 51
Chapter Title: Capital Invasion (1)
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The big shots are obsessed with me.
It sounded like the title of some web novel, but it was my actual situation.
"Your Highness, you can extract your pussy juice on your own..."
"No. Your hands are the most comfortable, Yi Hyun."
"Hmmm."
I've developed her so well, so why is this happening?
What a real pickle.
-Whisper whisper.
"Shubal, please talk the Princess out of it."
"That'll be difficult."
"Why?"
"Well, there was a little accident when she tried extracting her own pussy juice without you."
"......"
'Ah, she pissed herself.'
I was the culprit.
She's afraid she'll piss herself again if she does it alone, so she's leaving it to the pro pussy juice extractor—me.
A sigh escaped me naturally.
"Haa..."
'Lately, my dreams have been restless too.'
The Princess is putting me in such a bind.
Blanc gives me suspicious looks every time I return from an outing.
Silpi and Hilde stare at me like, 'You didn't touch Her Highness too, did you?'
I've tried so hard not to get involved with her.
I felt so wronged.
'And something feels off.'
One more thing.
Ever since I fainted and woke up, I've been feeling a slight unease.
Like a prickling in the horns deep in my heart.
The anxiety I felt whenever a non-virgin heroine was about to appear in the novel.
I've been feeling that lately.
'With the Virginity Purge mod, that shouldn't happen. Maybe a vengeful spirit from Zaksen attached itself to me.'
I had no idea why.
Or rather, I thought I had no idea.
"Oh, right. Yi Hyun, Mother wants to have a meal with you. Tell me a convenient day, and I'll prepare a banquet."
"Eek!"
'Why are you doing this to me!!'
The Princess is already overwhelming, and now the Empress?
It's like dodging a 4-star and running into the president.
My face soured automatically.
Surprised by my reaction, Shubal looked at me like, 'What's wrong with this guy?'
"What's wrong, Yi Hyun? It's the highest honor for a knight when Her Majesty invites you to dine."
"Sure, but it's a bit burdensome."
"Pfft haha! With abilities like yours, don't get cold feet over a mere meal!!"
He slapped my back hard...
No, you think I wouldn't be shaking?
That was why my expression was dark when I returned to the Knight Order.
"...With all this happening, what should I do?"
"Tch, looks like the Imperial Family is openly targeting you."
"Huh?"
"Her Highness the Princess is of marriageable age soon, and it's hard to find a suitable groom in the Empire. They might be thinking of making you her consort."
But Blanc's welcoming words made me burst out laughing.
"Nah, that's not it."
This cute pussy juice dispenser is wary of the Imperial Family—female jealousy, totally natural.
As a male, I could totally understand.
But I know my place.
I'm not even average knight level yet.
The Imperial Family seriously targeting someone like me?
Impossible for now.
'Things might change if I get stronger.'
"Even if that happens, I'll flatly say I like you, Blanc, so don't worry."
I said, twisting her nipple hard.
It didn't take long for the jealous female to turn into a leg-spreading dispenser.
"Nngh♡ Ugh, ohhh♡"
Squirt, squirt—the gushing streams.
Water pressure incomparable to the Princess's.
'Should I develop her to this level too?'
The thought crossed my mind for a second,
"Hee, hnn♡ Don't suddenly pinch with your nails♡"
"Between us, what's this?"
"And I'll accompany you to the meal with Her Majesty♡"
"Huh?"
Blanc's words blew away my thoughts.
"Is that okay?"
"A bit risky, but I have to protect you♡"
"Then sure."
With Blanc by my side, I could relax.
Whenever burdened, just fondle those tit dispensers.
"I'll trust only you, Blanc!"
But a few days later.
"Miss Blanc? The Rosenthal family shipped out a large batch of elixirs this time, but why weren't two items reported to the Imperial Family?"
"I-I don't know."
"This is troubling. Please speak to Count Rosenthal so I don't have to doubt the family's loyalty."
"I'll correct it immediately!!!"
I said I'd trust only Blanc.
But now she's getting grilled to dust.
No choice.
I'll have to protect my woman myself.
"Your Majesty? The delicious meat is getting cold. Eat first, then talk."
I jumped in quickly.
Surprised, the Empress let out a gasp,
"Oh my, these meals are meant to be savored leisurely..."
"I'm hungry! I want to eat first!!"
"...Hehe, so spirited, as expected of a man. I see the makings of a hero."
She accepted my words.
She picked up her knife again.
Sweeping between me and Blanc as if resigned, overlooking my intervention even though she knew why...
-Gurgle.
"...You must be really hungry?"
"Yi Hyun, that's why I told you to eat lunch before coming."
"......"
'Perfect timing.'
I tried to act cool.
Ended up awkwardly holding the knife.
Clink—the sound of knife scraping plate echoed repeatedly.
"Sorry, Your Majesty. His dining etiquette training is still..."
"It's fine? He can't even read yet, so we can't expect noble manners."
"Mother's right. I'll teach him etiquette slowly later."
"...Imposing such trouble on Her Highness the Princess is disloyal. I'll begin training right after the meal."
"Don't refuse. He'll have to extract my pussy juice from now on anyway, so in those moments..."
The atmosphere felt weird without me, but whatever.
Everyone was eating, so good.
It didn't take long for the table's food to vanish.
As if waiting, various desserts were placed.
"Did it suit your taste, Yi Hyun?"
"The softest chicken I've ever had!"
"Hehe, glad to hear it."
The Empress's gaze was on me too.
She showed a gentle expression unfit for the Empire's ruler.
Is this a sitting Empress's motherly charm...?
-Freeze.
"......Huh?"
——That moment, a sense of incongruity flashed through my mind.
My 170-point intellect spotted a massive contradiction.
'Wait, why is a non-virgin right in front of me?'
I'd glossed over it before, but.
A married woman shouldn't be able to stand before me.
I have the 'Virginity Purge mod.'
Yet the Empress sat before my eyes.
The Princess's mother.
Realizing what that meant, my face went pale.
'No way, she's a virgin?'
A royal secret I should never know.
The truth that the Empire's heir didn't inherit that blood.
I realized the truth right there at the table.
My own brilliant mind terrified me.
"Yi Hyun? Why that face?"
"Your face is ghostly pale..."
"Well, um."
'View!'
I immediately opened her status window.
Skipping name and age, my eyes went down.
Soon, my eyes widened hugely.
'A real virgin pussy!?'
Shock— a married virgin exists! The Princess isn't the legitimate heir!?
Thoughts like that flooded my head.
I was so flustered I couldn't speak properly.
The Empress just gave me a meaningful look.
"Hmm~ Yi Hyun, why so surprised? Like you saw something you shouldn't."
"N-No, Your Majesty is just so beautiful."
"That's not it. You saw something earlier, didn't you?"
"...Huh?"
Her gaze felt like a fox that caught prey.
Not just imagination.
"Your eyes were darting around? Like you saw something in the air."
"That was, um."
"The 'Sage' who knew everything used to do that. He said his blessing pierced all, constantly scanning everywhere even before me."
"......"
"You have more blessings?"
Lightly, the Empress placed her hand on my shoulder.
Gently, like a mother.
But slyly, like a snake.
"Tell me. If you learned a secret you shouldn't, you'll have to take responsibility, like that Sage."
"Eek."
This is scary.
I desperately glanced at Blanc and the Princess.
An obvious SOS, but
"Your Majesty! Yi Hyun only recently lost his memories, so sometimes he does odd things..."
"I never permitted you to speak, Vice Captain of the 2nd Knight Order Blanc."
"S-Sorry!"
"Mother? It's probably a misunderstanding. Comparing him to the Sage."
"Liliana, be quiet."
"...Yes."
One glance from her silenced everyone.
I was surrounded on all sides.
'How did she notice I was reading the status window just from my eye movements?!'
"Um, I do have one more blessing, but it's not that..."
I desperately chose my words.
Pretending I didn't know she had a virgin pussy.
Trying to justify that I saw something shocking.
"Hehe, no need to fear? I won't cast you out."
"I thought that."
"Instead, since you know, a tiny responsibility."
"Whatever the secret, I didn't see it!!"
"Then what did you see?"
"Well, what I saw was..."
And in this unprecedented crisis, I...
[Tch, bad timing too.]
"......?"
A status window appeared briefly.
Some text flashed by at super speed.
Main Quest - 'Capital Invasion'!
📍 Monsters to Subjugate
1. Skull Wyvern - 0/????
2. Immortal Citri - 0/1
'What the.'
It announced suddenly.
The capital was about to be invaded by wyverns.
I used 'Peephole' right away,
'...Saved!!'
"Sand dragons—no, hordes of bony things flying from the sky!!"
I reported immediately.
Breaking news—we can't sit here.
"What? Suddenly what..."
-Bang.
"Captain of the 1st Knight Order, Seraphina!! Multiple Skull Wyverns sighted in the sky!! They're breaking the protective barrier and heading straight for the palace!!"
"......Oh, that damned woman wasn't satisfied with Zaksen and now targets the capital."
The atmosphere shifted instantly.
The Empress's gaze toward me flipped 180 degrees.
She looked somewhat regretful.
"We'll talk about your blessings later. Liliana?"
"Seraphina, take the 1st Knight Order and guards to evacuate the citizens. Blanc, lead the 2nd Knight Order and prepare for battle immediately."
"Yes!"
"I'll summon them now!"
"And Yi Hyun."
Meanwhile, the Princess's eyes.
Began burning hot.
"This time, shine not as quartermaster, but as Knight Yi Hyun."
"...Yes!"
I don't know what it is, but.
Contribution points farm time.