Chapter 50
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 50
Chapter Title: Catch That Man (2)
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A little rewind in time, right after Yi Hyun passed out.
With the Margrave's help, Imperial Princess Lilia managed to sort out the situation.
Nicely put, it just meant wiping up the piss.
"U, ugh..."
'I could've sworn it was pussy juice, but it turned out to be urine!'
Lilia's face was beet red.
And small wonder. Her altered common sense revolved around "love juices for the blessing."
Pissing herself wasn't normal at all.
Having that on full display was mortifying beyond words.
But what did she do?
She spread her pussy wide open and everything, practically yelling "Look closely at this!"
Only for everyone to witness her pissing herself.
Of course she was mortified.
That was why she'd holed up in her room the moment she got back to the capital.
'I'm twenty-nine years old, and I couldn't tell pussy juice from piss... showing such an embarrassing sight...'
She brooded all night long.
Wishing desperately it had all been a dream.
It did nothing to help.
"Your Highness Lilia, His Majesty requests the routine report..."
"Tell him I'll do it later."
"His Majesty expressed great concern over Quartermaster Yi Hyun's collapse. It might be best to report posthaste."
"...Damn it."
If anything, she was now in a position where she had to report this to Empress Luna.
She didn't want to be honest about it, but she'd knocked Yi Hyun out cold—she couldn't just skip the report.
Her footsteps felt unbearably heavy on the way to the Empress's chambers.
Creeeak— The door swung open with a groan,
"...And that's how it happened."
"Is that all? You mean to tell me you shut yourself away without a word to me after returning?"
"Well..."
"Be honest with me. Don't make me interrogate that poor Margrave."
"T-Tru-Truly, it was, um, I was staring at my pussy juice all alone, and then by mistake I... pissed."
"......"
'Did I fail as her successor's educator?'
Empress Luna felt a sudden existential crisis.
She genuinely wondered if this was right.
Of course, she didn't voice it.
Instead, she comforted Lilia.
"Sigh. Still, you did end up producing pussy juice, so it's good news overall."
"No, I'm sorry! It's my inadequacy staining the imperial authority."
"No need to apologize. The Margrave is my man, and he'll handle things just fine."
And with that, swish—
Her hand slid toward Lilia's pants.
"More importantly, why not show me? Prove you can produce pussy juice without his touch."
"Yes!"
The princess yanked her pants down with gusto.
Then spread her pussy wide.
She meant to demonstrate the fingering technique Yi Hyun had taught her,
'Ugh, why does this feel so humiliating?'
The shameful memory lingered.
The humiliation of outdoor pissing burned like a brand, setting her body aflame.
Squelch— Moisture seeped from her pussy.
"Oh my, it's true. Does he touch you so often that it's become this sensitive?"
"Th-That's... Hnngh♡"
"Your pussy used to barely drip a few drops no matter how much I teased it, but now it's soaking wet. Impressive progress."
The Empress even critiqued it.
Without a trace of lust, purely sincere.
The mother-daughter duo going at it like that was utterly depraved.
"So now you can bestow the blessing without him?"
"W-Well..."
"Perfect. That was my biggest worry, but now I can hand over the throne with peace of mind."
"Please don't say that!!"
Serious atmosphere, despite appearances.
The princess paled at the mention of abdication.
Hard to take seriously with pussy juice dripping everywhere, though.
"I'm still too inadequate!! I can't lead the Empire without you, Mother!!"
"I ascended the throne at fourteen."
"Compared to the woman who bore me at that age and ruled the Empire? Anyone but me."
"I'm not stepping away entirely. You can lead the Empire just fine, Lilia."
"But..."
"Just one thing: bear an heir, and I'll have no regrets."
And then, pinch—
The Empress tweaked Lilia's clit.
Her expression melted.
"Hyaa♡ Th-Those words♡"
"And you know who the most suitable consort for you is right now, don't you?"
"Yi... Hyun."
She murmured it.
Yi Hyun. The man who'd drenched her pussy.
"Don't worry about his background. The Inspection Bureau's investigation confirms he's not from anywhere suspicious."
"How could an imperial woman take a mere commoner."
"Mere? You mean that sincerely?"
"...A slip of the tongue♡"
Considering all the qualifications.
No one else matched her as a partner so well.
Lilia's pussy grew even wetter.
'Yi Hyun as my consort...'
What if they tied the knot?
He'd probably extract her pussy juice even more "efficiently."
Through... exposures like before.
'He does this stuff even as my subject. What would he do as my prince consort♡'
Squelch, squelch—
Imagining something even more humiliating than outdoor pissing made her body move on its own.
Finger-fucking her pussy right in front of the Empress.
She was little more than a bitch in heat.
"If it's Mother's command♡ I'll make him my prince consort this instant♡"
"I'm not forcing you. I'll respect your wishes, Lilia."
"Hnn♡ B-But♡"
The Empress's consideration only amplified the depravity.
She trusted Lilia so completely.
Yet here Lilia was, aroused at the thought of exposing herself under his guidance.
'If I accept this...'
Visions flashed before her eyes.
The dead of night in the palace, Yi Hyun stripping her naked.
Her getting off on it, him milking her pussy juice.
Plenty shameful already, but as husband and wife? No holds barred.
Dressing her in outfits too lewd to describe.
Parading her down corridors where knights might see, on purpose.
And making her crouch like a bitch in heat...
'To piss herself♡'
"Hkku♡"
Lilia's body shivered finely.
Unmistakable sign of climax.
The Empress couldn't miss it.
A smile spread across her lips.
"That look—you mean it? You wanted him deep down too?"
"N-Nooo♡ I-I'm not some pervert♡"
"Pervert? Pfft, did seeing Yi Hyun get you excited? So honest, my girl."
"Ugh♡ Hiiik♡"
"Anyway, glad you feel the same. Now I can push things forward confidently."
"N-N-Noo♡"
What the Empress didn't know.
The princess was fully conditioned for exposure play.
A woman inwardly craving it from his hands.
To her, the Empress's words sounded like "You love exposing yourself too."
Climax rushed in; the princess rolled her eyes back.
'I, I'm♡'
"Kkuhuuuuu♡♡"
Her body arched like a bow,
-psshhh...
"Oh my."
'Just like a fountain.'
Empress Luna got drenched in pussy juice.
Her body soaked in seconds.
But she had no intention of blaming Lilia.
"M-Mother♡ S-Sorry♡"
"It's fine. I caught it on my face on purpose."
"...Huh?"
"Wasting the blessing would be a shame, wouldn't it?"
And with a shlick— Luna shed her already-wet nightgown.
Unlike Lilia's, her ripe, mature body came into view.
"M-Mother♡ How can you...?"
"What's wrong? It's just us here. You too, Lilia—strip. Your clothes are soaked."
"H-Hnn♡ Understood♡"
Lilia stripped as well.
The two stood naked in the chambers, facing each other.
No thought of wiping off the pussy juice—at least not for Luna.
"So, you do want to be with Yi Hyun?"
"Y-Yes♡ F-For the Empire's sake♡"
"Perfect. I've been preparing something myself."
Smirk— Luna smiled.
She looked ever so kind...
——But her true intentions were worlds apart.
'With the Inspection Bureau on it, we'll soon have dirt on House Rosenthal. Use that as leverage to squeeze them.'
Blanc, already eyeing Yi Hyun, and House Rosenthal, who'd invested elixirs galore trusting her.
The Empress planned to pry them loose.
She couldn't let talent like him be tied to one house.
'He must belong solely to the imperial family.'
She mused.
Yi Hyun.
The man she'd just appointed Quartermaster.
The sage of logistics descended upon the Empire.
If he married Lilia?
All his achievements would be hers.
Enough to crush any post-succession instability outright.
'Can't just summon him by imperial decree, though.'
One glaring flaw.
Blanc and House Rosenthal already had dibs.
Snatching him by decree?
House Rosenthal would love that.
Perfect excuse: the throne blinded by talent, stealing their betrothed.
Of course, a mere count's house couldn't topple her power.
But the Empress wouldn't grant even that sliver of an opening.
The political monster in kind guise.
Planned to claim Yi Hyun "perfectly."
'But can Lilia win his heart?'
Her gaze drifted to the princess.
Gasping, pussy juice dripping from her own kin.
Didn't look all that pretty, honestly.
'No chance.'
Blanc: feminine, sweet-tempered.
Lilia: brusque, domineering, lording over men.
Obvious who Yi Hyun would prefer.
Hell, the age gap said it all.
'Guess I'll have to step in myself.'
Thus dawned plan B.
Luna intervenes personally.
Elevate Yi Hyun to hero-like status, proclaim him a pillar of the Empire.
Irrefutable pretext no Rosenthal—or anyone—could challenge.
By granting achievements leagues beyond "milking the princess's pussy."
'Time to fabricate a fitting incident. Blocking an assassination on the princess ought to do...'
Smiling softly as always.
She cast ill fortune upon the one she called daughter.
But even the great Luna couldn't foresee everything.
"Hng, what's this brat's deal? Quartermaster or whatever?"
"That's him. The one who foiled your plan to strangle the Empire's front lines."
"Heh heh, what a nuisance♡"
In the deepest heart of the Demon Capital.
Blood-smeared figures gazed into an illusion spell.
Yi Hyun's unconscious face floated there.
"This punk pulled off that miracle? Looks like a total dimwit."
"Doubting my black magic, Citri?"
"As if. Just too ridiculous for words."
The woman with the especially pallid complexion smiled.
"———I wiped 'em all out clean, and this shit slips through."
Her identity: a high demon.
The mastermind who'd turned Zaksen into an undead nest and puppeteered Skull Wyvern to sever frontline supplies.
Humans, trembling in fear, dubbed her.
The Immortal Citri.
"Eh, he's weak as shit anyway. Be back in a flash after ripping his jaw out."
"You sure? You just got your head lopped off by the Hero not long ago."
"That was me slacking off for a sec. You think I'm chump enough to lose to a runt like that?!"
Citri's level.
280.
"Got it. Thanks. Be right back after sniping him."
'Won't take long.'
The world's strongest necromancer.
Had set her sights on Yi Hyun's life.
"...Citri? Days have passed—why haven't you taken him out yet?"
"Ah, shut it! I'm going right now, okay?! Piss off!"
'Fuck... why won't my feet move?'
By the way, she wasn't a virgin.