Chapter 26

-----------------------------------------------------------------

Translator: penny

Chapter: 26

Chapter Title: Not a Blessing, But a Soaked Pussy... (2) ♡

-----------------------------------------------------------------

The dignity shown by Imperial Princess Liriana was pretty impressive.

A figure powerful enough to make even Hilde freeze up, backed by her overbearing tone.

It had all the weight befitting a three-star rating, but...

'What am I supposed to do when you suddenly flash your pussy like that?'

Ah, in the end, she's just another bitch with a pussy attached.

Tension's gone just like that.

A sigh of ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠relief escaped me.

"Phew."

"What's wrong? Did you think I was going to harm you?"

"No, Your Highness. I just suddenly felt overwhelmed with gratitude toward you."

"Save the gratitude for after you receive the blessing... Chup."

Meanwhile, the princess wore a deeply troubled expression.

She fiddled with her pussy a bit, then started rubbing it more vigorously, even wetting her fingers with saliva.

...It's good that she's working hard at it, but it looks kinda dry.

My gaze shifted to Hilde.

-Whisper whisper.

"Did Hilde receive her blessing from the princess with her underwear down too?"

"No, she prepares holy water in advance for official occasions."

"Holy water... Hmm."

Is she calling pussy juice holy water or something?

This damn common sense alteration again?

'Observation.'

'Eww.'

Common sense alteration, yeah, just as expected.

The reason she'd flash her pussy mid-blessing talk was obvious.

My gaze turned elsewhere instead.

'Wood and stone, huh?'

Wood and stone.

A term for a woman who shows no reaction during sex, like a rock or a log.

In her case, it had escalated to a full 'curse', the opposite of a blessing.

Masturbating over 2,000 times without a single orgasm? Yeah, that's a curse, no doubt.

'Poor thing.'

I wanted to help her.

The urge bubbled up suddenly.

Especially since I'm an expert in this area.

'Sex is off the table, but maybe I can help with that.'

"Your Highness, may I assist you?"

I suggested it casually.

Hey, princess. Wanna see my caressing skills?

I even turned Blanc into a squirting fountain.

"Yi Hyun! ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Don't be rude to Her Highness! I'm sorry, Your Highness. I'll discipline him thoroughly..."

Predictably, Hilde glared daggers,

"Have you forgotten what I said earlier? I don't care about that. Don't make me repeat myself three times."

"...My apologies."

"Yi Hyun, even an amnesiac like you can see I'm struggling, right?"

She kept a straight face the whole time.

Her androgynous, almost princely features turned toward me.

Of course, she was rubbing her clit below, so overall, she looked like a total perv.

"You look strained."

"Yi Hyun, you..."

"...Yeah, honestly, it's tough. My constitution doesn't produce fluids easily."

"Kyaaang!?"

Her intimidating aura remained intact in her words and expression.

When she voiced her plight, Hilde yelped like a beast.

She was so shocked she bared her teeth at me.

Clearly a 'you're dead later' vibe, but...

'It's all loyalty, you know.'

"If it won't offend, I'd like to lend a hand."

Still, I pushed forward.

Scoring points with the princess here could only benefit me.

She seemed pleased, flashing a smile.

"I appreciate the loyalty, but no need. The temple has tried purification and recovery magic on me countless times..."

"Were any of them men?"

"Men? Come to think of it, no."

"Traditionally, doesn't it work better when a man does it for a woman? It's pussy juice, after all."

"You, no priest, would be more helpful at producing my fluids... my pussy juice, as you call it?"

But that faded quickly.

Confusion spread across her face.

Anyone could see she thought, 'Is this guy insane?'

-Peck peck.

[I'm spanking your ass later.]

Hilde was at silent threats now.

It showed just how audacious my suggestion was from a mere commoner.

But I stayed calm.

'She can bestow blessings, so some juice must come out sometimes.'

"My instincts are screaming. I can be a huge help to you, Your Highness."

So hand it over and stop fumbling.

Leave the diagnosis to the doctor, the pussy to Yi Hyun.

Even she nodded reluctantly at my earnest pitch.

"Amnesia or not, you're so pure. Who'd expect advice like this."

"Your Highness!! He's just an idiot, no need to take it seriously."

"Enough. It's just helping with the fluids—pussy juice—for a blessing. I usually do it alone, but no reason not to accept help."

"So that means..."

"Do as you like."

Hilde tried to stop it, but permission was granted anyway.

I flexed my fingers.

I couldn't use my tongue, so fingers only.

'I could wait for a skill to pop up naturally... Nah, better buy one now. Don't want her calling it off mid-way.'

Just in case, I bought the skill too.

Contribution points earned a whopping 300 for once, but they dipped a bit...

Eh, necessary expense.

Will help a ton with eating Hilde too.

Time to raise the skill proficiency while I'm at it.

"Could you sit with your legs spread for a moment?"

"Very well... On the floor?"

"How can Your Highness!! Dirt will get on you."

"Dust brushes off. Like your meddling."

"Kyaaang!?"

"I won't hold it against you. Go watch for intruders."

"Yes!!"

"......"

Sorry, Hilde. I won't forget your sacrifice.

I'll repay it with the princess's pussy juice dripping everywhere, so hang in there.

"Your Highness, if I may."

"Don't be rough. It's a delicate area, despite appearances."

"Trust me. I'm good with my hands."

I extended my fingers smoothly.

Not to her lower mouth... but her lips.

"So, uh, could you wet my fingers?"

"Hah? Why?"

"Dry fingers would hurt. And me spitting on them is gross."

"But..."

"It's all for the blessing, so it's unavoidable, right?"

"True enough."

The dubious princess parted her lips slightly.

I slipped my fingers in—

Her noble mouth-pussy enveloped them.

"Chup... This enough?"

"Thank you!"

With saliva enchantment applied, time to tend to the real pussy.

I moved my hand before the warmth faded.

My fingers landed on her dry labia.

"Here we go... Oh."

'Similar to nipple development.'

Fingers roamed freely over the petals.

Thanks to 'Vaginal Wrinkle Stimulation', I knew exactly where and how to make it feel good.

Previously, caress skills got me by quick, but this...

Like pro Gitae-Taiyang personally teaching, 'Pussies are like this~.'

Confidence surged.

'Thanks, Giga-Gitae-Taiyang!! I'll become a great pussy master!!'

"Heave-ho~."

The plump pussy flesh parted slightly.

I teased the opening, in and out.

Fingers dipped just a bit, smearing saliva along the slit.

Occasionally, a gentle stroke on the cutely hidden clit.

Soothing the exhausted clit from virgin fumbling.

No forcing it out of its hood—just coaxing it gently.

"Hmm, indeed different."

The princess remained wooden, but I ignored it.

I had faith.

These hands remade Blanc's nipples vulgarly in two weeks, nearly sent Hilde into heat.

No wood-and-stone could withstand.

Once even a little juice flows,

"Hngh."

-Squish.

It soaks through like this.

An inevitable bodily response.

And one more.

My skill leveled up in this short time.

The result of it all...

-Squelch.

"Your pussy's gotten pretty wet now."

Just 10 minutes.

Time it took to moisten her pussy.

'Of course, it's nowhere near enough.'

Wet, sure—but like sprinkling drops on dry petals.

I'd love to turn her into a squirting mess like Blanc, but...

No need or chance to develop her that far.

Even I know fucking the princess would be disastrous.

This is pure goodwill.

Maybe gain a bit of favor for the 2nd Knight Order.

No ulterior motives.

"Hngh, huh? Already?"

"Enough now?"

"Wait. I need to check myself."

With that mindset, I pulled back and watched.

The princess, Liriana, spreading her pussy in shock.

It was a sight to behold.

"Impossible! An hour of rubbing yields just a drop at best!"

"Maybe your elegant pussy was moved by my loyalty?"

"Pussies don't have elegance! If I can produce this much, blessing the entire knight ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠order... Hngh!?"

But that didn't last.

Staring at her pussy, she turned her gaze to me.

Her boyish face flushed red.

"W-where are you looking! Don't stare!!"

"Huh? What, now?"

"That's an order!!"

"Got it."

Why the sudden freakout?

Did flashing her pussy embarrass her belatedly?

Common sense alteration is subtle.

"Phew, phew... Sorry. First time having someone extract my fluids in front of them. A bit embarrassing."

"No worries~ Even elegant ones are pussies. You spread it wide for a guy to see—totally understandable."

"What's your gender got to do with it?"

"Yeah, maybe."

If you say so.

Call me next time you need juice squeezed.

"Then I'll..."

"Where do you think you're going? This was to bless you from the start."

"Oh, right."

"Amnesia makes you slow. Kneel on one knee."

"Yes."

I prostrated before her pussy.

Then—squelch—she rubbed mercilessly.

Slick juice beaded on her fingertips.

Those fingers headed to my forehead.

-Plop.

"Expect great things. Strive with this blessing."

"......"

'Not a blessing, it's soaked pussy...'

Damn, pussy juice on my forehead.

Hard to keep a straight face from the reluctance.

"Whoa!!!"

Expression control was tough for a whole other reason now.