Chapter 25
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 25
Chapter Title: It's Not a Blessing, It's a Dripping Wet Pussy... (1)
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To cut straight to the chase.
Farming at the front lines? Total cakewalk.
[You have acquired 300 Contribution Points.]
'This is it!!!'
I'd been a bit on edge when they suddenly dragged me to the front lines.
But what actually awaited me?
Teleport there with a snap.
Enter the outskirts of this 'Demonic Realm' place with Hilde watching my back, and just pop off trash mobs with the rifle. Snap, snap.
Contribution points raining down. My lips curling up into a grin.
No free lunch like this anywhere.
"This is insane. That kind of power from your current physical stats...?"
"What do you think? Am I kinda amazing?"
"Amazing doesn't even begin to cover it?! That scrawny kid hits apprentice knight level in under two months, then shreds three ogres and a swarm of those pesky wyverns!!"
Meanwhile, Hilde looked pretty shocked.
Her mouth had been hanging open since earlier...
Hmm, she wouldn't even notice if a dick went in there.
Craving some dry dick play.
Thoughts like that crossed my mind.
But the light mood didn't last long.
"Think you could beat me in a friendly spar now?"
"Hard to say. Your sword aura's gotten way faster and stronger, but at knight level, I can still read and react."
"Figured as much."
The Imperial 2nd Knight Order's average level was 120-130.
No matter how tricked out my Gunner mod was, a level 50 newbie had limits.
Level gaps are brutal like that.
'And Hilde's at 150, Blanc's pushing 200... I'm total cannon fodder.'
Chest puffed out? Deflated right back.
A little stronger or not, I was still a scrub.
"Sorry. I need to get way stronger."
"Why apologize? The fact you can even compete with knights is a damn miracle."
"Still, if I lose, I'm useless, right?"
"That again? Forget spars—you're at the point where the Empire should bet everything on raising you."
"Huh, that big a deal?"
"Kid."
Then Hilde's tail started wagging furiously—
swishing side to side like she wasn't thrilled.
And then,
-Flick, whoosh.
"Here, touch my tits, so cut it out!"
"Whoa."
She just flashed her chest like that.
Can't resist legal fondling time, no way.
I gratefully reached out.
-Grab, knead knead.
'Keep developing 'em steady like this, and anything's possible.'
My path to strength? Sex.
So, 'Gotta fuck, right?'
Pounding Hilde like a bitch was my way of repaying her—and by extension, the whole 2nd Knight Order.
Twirling those nipples.
Kneading those heavy, slightly sagging long tits, then slipping hands under to play with the firm undersides like bouncy balls.
All for Hilde's sake, you know.
'So give me a little slack!'
"By the way, Hilde, what's the Imperial Princess like?"
I struck up a convo while going after her nipples.
Just groping tits would get me a quick 'stop!', so I opened the floodgates with talk.
Luckily, Hilde bit without suspicion.
"Why the Princess...? Oh, for the friendly match?"
"Yeah, she's coming to watch."
"She knows her honor. Blessed me when I joined the knights."
And so she spilled.
Imperial Princess Liliana, twenty-nine this year. The current Empress's sole legitimate heir.
Big into military stuff—coming to watch a knight order bout proved it.
Tales of her virtues? Endless.
But,
"Her blessing is especially killer."
The standout? Her 'blessing'.
Like Blanc's 'Super Acceleration', she had some kind of power too.
According to Hilde, after getting it, she was strong enough to tangle with Blanc for a whole week.
'Buffer type? Sigh, wanna absorb that.'
Buffers are top-tier in most games.
If I snagged hers, I'd be the knight order's ultimate totem.
Buffed up, pounding chicks left and right? Dream life.
Couldn't help but think it.
"Sounds incredible."
"Ngh, yeah... One of the few H-Hilde approves of, haah♡."
"You're plenty amazing yourself, Hilde!"
-Pinch, twirl twirl.
Of course, I kept teasing amid the awe.
What's the point of eyeing that distant Princess?
She's sour grapes anyway—better scheme on fucking the bitch right in front of me.
Maybe that's why Hilde's breathing got ragged even faster than during bath time.
"Haah♡ H-Hey, enough lewd stuff!!"
"Lewd? You let me during baths too."
"That was just washing, and with a bet on the line! This is just groping!"
"Aww."
Her defenses still ironclad, huh.
Ahh, miss that Blanc—squatting spread-legged, squirting pussy juice, still offering her tits.
I smacked my lips and pulled back.
Didn't take long for those stiff nipples to vanish.
"Hoo... Alright, time to head back."
"I wanna farm more though?"
"No, any more sword auras and you'll burn out your mana. Aerial shots had crap accuracy anyway."
"Fair enough."
Anyway, contribution farming was pure honey, so all good.
I turned back without regrets.
That's why my steps back to base felt so light.
"Vice Captain of the Imperial 2nd Knight Order, Hilde. Open up."
-Creak.
"What in the world was that?!"
"Those vicious wyvern bastards dropping from the sky like flies!!"
A crowd of soldiers welcoming us.
Gaunt and worn, but eyes sparkling.
Obviously hyped by these heroes' return...
"Did you do that, Vice Captain Hilde!!?"
"......"
Yeah, figures.
I was nominally Hilde's squire.
I tagged along to serve her.
Anyone thinking the squire bagged 'em over a knight? Lunatic.
-Whisper.
"Yi Hyun, as you know."
"Still a secret? I'm cool."
"Good... Ahem, 2nd Knight Order classified. Keep today's events under wraps."
"Yes, ma'am!!"
And so my hero tale fizzled into a teacup tempest.
Blasted the sky plenty for those wyverns, but oh well.
"Really sorry. Wasn't trying to steal your glory, but it looks that way."
"It's fine, long as you know."
"Seriously, how am I supposed to hate you?"
With the soldiers' cheers behind us, we headed back to the capital.
Or tried to.
"Least I can do is buy you something tasty..."
"———Vice Captain of the Imperial 2nd Knight Order, Hilde."
-Freeze.
"......!!!!?"
A voice from near the teleport circle.
Before I could react, Hilde went rigid.
Her tail shot up at a 45-degree angle, bonus.
"P-Prin... Mmph."
"Silence is golden. I'm sure you know."
Someone pressing a finger to Hilde's lips.
Beneath the flipped-back robe, an androgynous face peeked.
Mixed with a boyish voice, impossible to tell gender...
'That's the Princess?'
Why else would Hilde freeze like she'd met a three-star general?
Had to be the three-star herself, Imperial Princess Liliana.
I snapped to attention.
Sergeant instincts screamed don't fuck up.
"Why are you here?"
"Inspecting supplies."
"Why alone? Where's the 1st Knight Order?"
"Wouldn't that draw attention? If they knew I was coming, field commanders wouldn't sit still. At twenty-nine, they'd gild everything to impress."
"...Still, for one of noble blood."
"I appreciate the loyalty, but that's beyond your role. Mind yourself."
"S-Sorry."
That tail, cocked like some fake-mustache uncle's salute, drooped.
Hilde bowed, looking cowed.
Whoa, first time seeing her like this.
Three-stars are no joke.
'Whatever, I'm just a grunt, none of my...'
"And you there. What's your name?"
"Gah!!!?"
Three-star meteor strike on my heart.
The sudden question nearly dropped my heart.
Even as a mustered-out sergeant, scary as hell.
"Uh..."
"His name is Yi Hyun. Survivor of Zaksen, my squire."
Hilde stepped up to shield me.
Her back like a guardian wall between me and the Princess.
First time she looked this reliable...
"Didn't ask you."
"Sorry!!"
Guardian wall? Auto-door now.
I shot her a 'what gives?' glare.
Got back a 'gotta save my own skin' look.
'Fair, who wants a meteor cratering them!!'
"S-Sergeant Yi Hyun... No, uh, yes ma'am."
One etiquette slip and it's the chop? Legs shaking at the thought...
"No need to tense up. Not here to intimidate."
Contrary to my fears, the Princess's face wasn't cold.
Even held a touch of warmth.
"...Pardon?"
"Seems the 2nd Knight Order gained a promising talent. Just memorizing your face."
She smirked.
"Those wyverns? You took them down."
"......!!!!?"
Hilde and I jolted in unison.
Bodies locked stiff.
How'd she know?!
"Th-That..."
"Heard the rumors. Some idiot squire joined the 2nd. Thought it slander at first... but you lost your memories from a blessing, it seems."
"......"
I'm the idiot in the rumors?
Even reached the Princess's ears?
'Well, I was blasting everywhere memorizing lore, so fair... but still bullshit!!'
No more 0.8 IQ dummy here.
I'm Zhuge Liang reborn, ink-drenched scholar type.
Excuses bubbled up my throat.
But I kept 'em in.
"Sorry. Memory loss might mean etiquette slips..."
"I won't demand manners from an amnesiac."
"Thank you!"
"Good. Hilde, planning to enter him in the friendly bout?"
"Was gonna train him more, push if he shows promise."
"The mighty 1st losing to a squire would be embarrassing?"
"...Sorry."
"Apology accepted. Such rivalry breeds improvement. I'll turn a blind eye—go wild."
And just like that, my bout entry was rubber-stamped.
Hilde's brighter face said it was good for the 2nd too.
I bowed deep.
Hilde too.
""Thank you!""
"Three weeks left, perfect. Whatever blessing let Yi Hyun drop wyverns? Save it for the show."
"Yes!!"
Chat seemed wrapping up nicely.
Looked smoothly closed...
"As encouragement, I'll grant a blessing."
I'd forgotten.
Thanks to my mods, this world's genre got weirdly twisted.
"Whoa!! H-How can you bless one not even knighted?!"
"Can't do it official without ceremony. Hold on."
As Hilde freaked, the Princess parted her robe slightly.
Revealing quite the ample chest.
Volume contrasting her androgynous look.
And finally...
-Rustle.
"It's been a while, so it'll be quick."
"......!!!!?"
Princess, why drop your pants and panties all sudden?
I can see your pussy.