Chapter 15

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Translator: penny

Chapter: 15

Chapter Title: The World's Most Vulgar Confession (2)

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'No, weren't we supposed to dance?'

Inside the room at the lord's castle.

I stared blankly at the broken mirror.

The expression reflected there...

Yeah, it was exactly like Sun-uk's face after getting an empty plate.

'Ah! Lord Chamberlain—no, Lady Blanc doesn't need me anymore!'

I'd been pretty excited at the thought of learning social dance from an actual noble.

How the hell do you endure a dance where you're grabbing boobs?

But what came back to me instead?

Go wash up. Rest easy.

Not a single word about dancing.

[Um, dancing...]
[Th-then, I'll be going!!]
[......]

'Is this something you run from even using Blessing?'

What's the point of living longer.

I held back from saying it.

No matter what, I wanted to have sex before dying.

'Sigh, might as well finish my shopping.'

"Status Window."

I called out lonely.

As if to console me, a flashy window filled my view.

'First, the rank.'

I'm a gamer who's been called teacher, commander, general, and countless other nicknames.

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Obviously, higher rank is better there.

New items unlock, or features get added. That's a given.

'Luckily, zombie subjugation netted exactly 250.'

I'll dump all today's points in.

Friendly spar's coming up, so I really need to get some sex in soon or I'm in danger.

Whish— I scrolled down briskly.

A ton of items and skills welcomed me.

[Virility Boost Stage 3 - 2,500pt]

[Intelligence Boost Stage 2...]

[………]

[……]

[Skill 'Erotic Wall Insight' Lv.1 - 100pt]

'First up, the one I eyed earlier.'

First, 'Erotic Wall Insight'.

A skill that lets you peek at the fetishes they're hiding.

With this, the path to sex opens a bit wider.

[Skill 'Sex Status View' Lv.1 - 100pt]

'This one's got me curious too.'

Sex Status, not just status.

How do you resist that?

Time to show my purchasing attitude.

"Ooh!"

Rare rank, no less.

Same as my hard-earned Nipple Conquest.

No, can't lump it with that skill.

This one's got real value.

Felt like a steal.

'Heh, can't wait to see how far it'll grow...'

"Huh?"

Just thought it was a good buy.

Then something weird popped up.

'Observation? That's trash-tier.'

Doesn't show knight info, obviously.

All it shows is my pathetic body.

Unlike 'Nipple Conquest' that exploded thanks to Blanc, Observation's a pain to level.

But fuse that with these?

'If it works, jackpot...'

What if it works on people like Blanc?

I could spam it on the knights to raise proficiency?

Obviously, late-bloomer Observation skyrockets too.

Huge help surviving this harsh world.

'Could flop hard though.'

If it doesn't work on knights, disaster.

New skills become unusable too.

All or nothing.

'Fifth mod's god and invincible!'

"Fuse!!"

I boldly declared fusing the three skills.

Attitude matters in these things.

Then, my vision lit up bright...

"Wha—huh—eh?"

Status window scrolling up rapidly.

Blazing acceleration, hard to take in at a glance.

My jaw dropped on its own.

'What just happened?'

Before I could react to skill destruction.

Sudden fifth mod pops up, and 'Observation' jumps three ranks.

Obviously suspicious.

That's why my face turned deadly serious.

'Is the fifth mod that out-of-spec?'

'Observation' is the skill I earned through blood, sweat, and tears.

So its rank and effects were low.

Meanwhile, shop buys?

'Caress' turned Blanc into a nipple-orgasm girl in two weeks.

Virility stat gave five times Intelligence for the same points.

The foundation of it all, the fifth mod.

I already knew it was no joke.

'But this much?'

Two skills for 100 points each from the shop.

Just Rare rank, yet natural Common skills can't compare.

Only Legendary stands shoulder-to-shoulder.

That out-of-spec. Balance-breaking.

The fifth mod was way stranger than I thought.

"Th-this, th-this..."

And facing this inexplicable phenomenon.

My reaction after trembling awhile was...

"Yeehaw!!!!"

'Dunno what, but huge W!!'

Anyway, it worked. Time for cheers.

I couldn't help grinning.

Goddess clearly loved my purchasing attitude.

"Let's see the effects. Observation!"

"Hey, fuck."

What the hell's that one-liner.

True, but facts hurt too.

Request some restraint on the violence.

'Still, profited, so I'll take it.'

"Now, where to spend the remaining 50 points~."

Scrolled excitedly.

Nothing really worth buying now, but

'Gotta do it.'

Contribution Shop upgrade.

Need that to plan spending.

Even after rough browsing, I hunted for something. Wandering didn't last long.

"Any 50-pointer worth it... Oh?"

'Real gacha too, huh.'

Found in shop corner.

Pay arbitrary points, get matching reward.

Gacha, basically.

'True man trait: can't resist gacha.'

"Purchase 50 points worth."

Bought right away.

Just point disposal anyway, low expectations...

"Whoa, fuck, I love you!!!"

0.5 boost from this.

Grateful to tears.

'Sounds like scolding to use my brain, but hey!!'

Ahh, Goddess. Galju. Sorry for slandering.

You're no bushy world-tree pubes goddess.

Definitely a smooth, plump virgin pussy goddess.

I believe, bo-men.

'Now, see how the shop changed.'

Prayed with pig sign instead of clasp, thumb between index and middle.

Pulled up status window quick.

Curious what changed.

And what appeared before me was...

That instant, creak—

"Y-Yi Hyun. Sorry to keep you waiting."

"Huh, Lady Blanc?"

Blanc poking her head from the door suddenly.

The woman who'd said she'd wash up and hadn't returned for hours.

I waved happily.

"Dancing now, us?"

"Dance... Pfft, if you're okay with it, Yi Hyun."

"You're late, so let's dance quick. Dancing with Lady Blanc—lifelong brag material, right?"

I shot up.

Tried moving to dance ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠with Blanc, but

"W-wait a sec!"

"Yes?"

"Um, before that, something I need to say..."

Stopped for some reason.

Blanc huffing and puffing.

Wondering why as I stood dazed, she squeezed eyes shut.

Creak— door fully opened after.

"Huh?"

'Why just a towel?'

The noble knight.

Wrapped in just a towel.

'Way less lewd than usual attire.'

"What'd you wanna say?"

I didn't stare much.

Seen plenty before.

Besides, no action anyway.

She doesn't see me as a man, probably.

Something like that.

That thought shattered the moment Blanc spoke.

"How do you see me, Yi Hyun...? As a woman."

"Huh? Uh, eh?"

"I... think I like you. As a man."

"I-I like you too, obviously."

"Not like. I love you."

"Wha."

Brain froze instantly.

No clue why sudden confession.

"Uh, uh. Th-thank you..."

"But, confessing this... I won't suit you. A vulgar woman like me might not even exist in the Empire."

Blanc approached me.

Step by step, slowly.

Drip— some liquid, water or love juice, hit the floor.

"Just holding your hand makes me weird. Body heats up like doing lewd stuff."

"I-I..."

"Those two weeks you trained hard, I felt pleasure. Didn't say, enjoyed those touches. How vulgar is that woman."

"That was me who..."

"But even vulgar me can become your family. Instead of lost memories, in new ones. I'll be your home to return to."

Me, dazed unable to keep up.

Blanc reciting like prepared, at machine-gun speed.

'I'm lifelong solo too, but Blanc's worse...'

More presentation than confession.

Showed she's a total virgin with zero man experience.

"But."

-Step.

Our distance closed.

Plop— Blanc sat beside me.

"Confessing, I'm a vulgar woman. The kind the whole world would point fingers at."

"No way! Who'd dare at Lady Blanc."

"Even Hilde's a nun compared to me."

"That's true, ahem, no it's not!"

"But my feelings for you are real. Love that wets below from just hand-holding."

So.

Blanc murmured that, eyes turning aside.

Slip— towel slid down a bit.

"Hard to believe she's noble, this vulgar woman... but will you accept me...?"

"Whoa."

Blanc came to get eaten on her own.