Chapter 14

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Translator: penny

Chapter: 14

Chapter Title: The World's Most Vulgar Confession (1)

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Yi Hyun's very first mod: Korean Translation.

This one worked on other races, too.

He'd realized that much on day one, thanks to the goblins.

"Grwek... (Kill... me... please...)"

"Hmm."

'I can understand zombies, too?'

He hadn't expected it to extend to undead—zombies whose vocal cords had rotted clean off.

Yi Hyun's eyes gleamed with complicated emotion.

To Blanc, he looked truly heartbreaking.

'His memories haven't come back or anything... but it must be rough. These could've been people connected to him somehow...'

'Telling them to bring their parents so I can put everyone out of their misery? Nah, too much hassle combing every corner.'

If she could hear his inner thoughts, she'd wonder whether he was being kind or just a total asshole.

But either way, his desire to grant them a merciful end was genuine.

Click— The rifle settled into his hands.

"Ahh, all you former Zaksen territory folks up ahead. Can you hear me~?"

"...Krwoer?"

"Swift, accurate delivery service! One-way tickets to heaven, dirt cheap~ Come on down now and they're free! Plenty in stock, so line up single file~."

The hawking pitch was just icing on ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠the cake.

He was too lazy to scour the whole territory, so this was pure thief mentality: get 'em to line up nice and neat on their own.

But to Blanc's ears, it sounded utterly alien.

"Yi Hyun? What in the world are you...?"

'Is he mimicking zombie groans? Does he really think that'll work?'

It barely even qualified as words.

To Blanc, it was nothing but phlegm-rattling gurgles.

Why on earth was he doing this all of a sudden?

The zombies' reaction was the polar opposite.

"......!!!? Ho, how do you understand our words?"

"Sent by that goddess lady~ Probably?"

"O, oooh...!!"

"Why'd you take so long?"

"When you meet the goddess up there, tell her straight to her face~ Call her 'the bitch with world-tree-thick bush down there' for double the effect! Can't guarantee you won't end up in hell, though!"

"......"

The zombies froze in place.

They weren't exactly human anymore, having fallen to undeath, but still...

Wasn't that straight-up blasphemy?

Of course, their awkward reaction didn't last.

"Put us... out of our misery."

"Alright, customer number one! Don't squirm or it might hurt—stay nice and still~."

A one-armed zombie stepped up to Yi Hyun.

The muzzle trained precisely between its eyes—no pain, just the end.

Swaak— Silver mercy sliced between them.

The divine technique that even Blanc called the hand of a god.

It placed a single period between its brows.

Thud. The human-turned-zombie finally lost all strength and collapsed.

"Wha-what is this...?"

'It's smiling? An undead?'

Blanc's jaw dropped in shock.

A zombie shambling up without resistance and getting put down? Fine, it had no combat prowess anyway.

But look at that mouth as it fell.

The corners were tugged ever so slightly upward.

As Knight Order Captain, she could state with certainty: this was a first.

"No way... Yi Hyun, did you just talk to them...?"

"Nah, but they're from around here, right? Guess they prefer going out by my hand after all."

'Gotta hide this no matter what. No way I'm getting strung up on a wheel.'

Yi Hyun had no intention of spilling the beans.

"Makes sense. No human could converse with monsters, after all."

'Not unless it's the Sage who hears every tongue, blessed as she is. And Yi Hyun's already got one blessing—no room for more.'

Blanc had zero doubts about it, either.

The whole scene boiled down to one word.

——Miracle.

'Yi Hyun really is loved by the gods.'

Blanc smiled, gripping her longsword.

Perhaps Yi Hyun had already begun spreading miracles throughout this grief-stricken world.

The thought brought a natural smile to her face.

'That's probably why I fell for him, too...'

'Just gotta rack up 250! Then rank-up time!!'

A deeply satisfied, capitalistic smile played on her lips, too.

From there, Yi Hyun smoothly began racking up Contribution Points.

The zombies started shambling toward him slowly, one by one.

"Angel... sir... what meaning... to our suffering?"

"Tragedies got no meaning. But your deaths make me stronger? I'll do my best to keep more folks like you from cropping up."

"Ahh... if that's all it takes..."

No, less a charge than a procession.

They lined up, and Yi Hyun eased their pain.

That's how it looked to Blanc.

Mumble.

"If heaven exists, may you find your way there."

Especially with Yi Hyun murmuring prayers in Imperial tongue now and then.

"Indeed."

'Yi Hyun really is so pure and untainted.'

Normal people didn't act like that.

This world's folk were too numb to loss and farewell to pray for mere zombies.

But he was different.

He prayed to them with utter sincerity.

He even coaxed smiles onto rotting corpses.

'Maybe that's why we all took such a shine to him.'

To protect that snowflake-pure soul.

Blanc murmured softly to herself.

In this moment, she sincerely acknowledged Yi Hyun's true character.

'Gotta throw in some acting now and then so I don't look like a total bastard, right?'

Of course, it was all selfish on his part,

'Though I do kinda hope they really go to heaven.'

His prayers for their peaceful rest were genuine.

That explained the faintly troubled look on his face the whole time he fired.

'Ooh, exactly 250. System's got good timing.'

Of course, that wouldn't last long, either.

Exactly enough Contribution for a shop rank-up.

He was already itching to see what he could buy—and what changed with the upgrade.

Yi Hyun turned to Blanc with a bright smile.

"Blanc! Looks like we're about done!"

"......"

'You don't have to force a smile.'

To Blanc, it was obvious faking.

Anyone could guess what he'd just done and how he felt about it.

So she responded with gentle compassion...

"Must've been rough on you mentally. It's fine—no need to play tough in front of me... "

"Blanc, keep getting all serious and I'll grab your hand~."

Yi Hyun shut down any further sob-story sales.

Instead, he went straight for the nipple, rubbing wildly.

A well-trained bitch had no choice but to turn into a pussy-juice dispenser.

"Hik!!? H-hng♡ We can't do this here♡"

"You're the one making me look pitiful. I told you I'm fine."

"St-still... hngk♡ N-nail♡ Rubbing the nail like that♡"

"It's just a nail—what's the problem?"

"Right♡ It's just... a nail♡"

Moans she no longer bothered hiding.

Her nipples—fresh off a recent climax—raced toward the next one even faster.

Even Blanc had to wave the white flag.

'Cumming from a mere handshake here would be an insult to Zaksen...♡'

"Okay♡ Just stop♡"

"Yup."

Yi Hyun's caress finally ended.

But his hand showed no sign of leaving her chest.

Like an arm around her shoulder, he draped his arm over her—grabbing one breast in the process.

Blanc flinched and trembled.

"Th-there, this is...♡"

'It's like I'm snuggled right into Yi Hyun's arms♡'

Clearly just holding hands.

So why did it feel like this pose?

The fleeting doubt vanished in a flash.

A man whose mere touch could make her cum, and she was nestled in his arm?

No room for idle thoughts.

"C-could you move ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠your hand a bit...?"

"Can't have you worrying needlessly again. If my precious Blanc gets sad, then I'm sad too."

"Pr-pre-precious!?"

"Told you already? Right now, you and the Second Knight Order are the most important things to me."

"Huu, huuu...♡"

Why was this happening?

No nails this time—just his hand—yet her pussy tingled fiercely.

"Th-then, back to the original plan... tour Zaksen...?"

"Yess~."

After that, Blanc and Yi Hyun circled the ruined territory once around.

The excuse: scouting for any clues to jog Yi Hyun's memory.

The reality:

"Uuu..."

'This makes us look like a real couple♡'

Tucked into her beloved man's arm, savoring a date.

Her cheeks flushed beet red.

Drip— A single trail of love juice trickled down her thigh, broadcasting her bliss.

"No bodies anywhere but the square, huh?"

"The temple handles purification, but we did some cleanup too...♡"

"Nice! As expected of Blanc! A true knight's knight!"

"......♡"

'Just a vulgar slut getting her pussy soaked in a man's arms♡'

Blanc's breathing grew ragged.

But Yi Hyun didn't notice.

'With just 250 points, what do I pick to fuck her? Ahh, I miss you old-school hive-mind pervs!!'

Yi Hyun was deep in shopping mode.

Pondering what purchase would let him rail the bitch in his arms like a dog.

The ruined territory? Not even registering.

"Full lap done... Yi Hyun, any memories jogged?"

"Huh? Nope, nothing."

"Thought it'd trigger something in person. Wasted trip, then."

"Still, traveling with Blanc ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠was a blast!"

"...Me too♡"

Blanc's blushing face? No chance he'd notice.

"Th-then, Yi Hyun."

"Yeah?"

"Um, if it's not too rude... it's late, so over there."

"Set up camp?"

"Actually, the lord's castle's pretty tidy? ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠We crashed there a night—it's all sorted."

"Ooh, perfect!"

"Yeah♡ Temple purification's not done yet, so no one's there♡ We can dance just the two of us before bed...♡"

Dance. Alone. Together.

Pretty forward invitation, even for noble speech.

Yi Hyun grinned.

"Can't dance, though?"

"M-me too. First time dancing alone with a man."

"In that case. May I have this dance, miss?"

Pinch.

"......♡"

'Yi Hyun, sorry...♡ Sorry for being a vulgar slut who gets turned on by an escort♡'

In the ruins, survivors just the two of them.

The man and woman headed toward the lord's castle.