Ep.7 - Khalid (2)
Ep.7 - Khalid (2)
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The lodging was nothing but chaos until the argument between Neva and Eva finally died down.
"Talk to your sister. What is even wrong with you? What's the problem!"
"I said don't talk to me!"
The quarrel, sounding exactly like a conversation between a rebellious teenage girl and her mother, leaked outside to the point of drawing complaints. Once again, Chichi had to cast soundproof magic over the entire room.
"Huuu... seriously..."
"Chichi! This humble one is truly hungry... is there no magic for making something delicious?"
"There's no such thing! Just wait until dinner later!"
"Oh, come now! You can use it! Just this once, I beg of you, just this once..."
It was an utter madhouse.
In other words, pure chaos.
"Delin, are you not hungry? Why am I so famished... kkeeng..."
Kaede abruptly stood up and flopped onto me.
It felt like a sticky marshmallow was smothering me.
Kaede's body, soft and sweet and even smelling lewd, was the very embodiment of [wantonness].
Enough to bring back memories of those heat cycle days when I was dragged off by her and thoroughly ravaged.
"Mmph, mmpph!"
W-wait a second!
Heat cycle?
Come to think of it, if I Loaded back to the past, wouldn't her heat cycle be coming around again soon?
"I am hungry... kking... strangely hot and..."
I was sitting on the edge of the bed when she pulled me down and I fell, buried in that massive softness, flailing helplessly.
Was this woman, seriously, going into heat again...!?
"Stop it! Where do you think you're...!"
"Don't act cute with Delin! Get yourself washed up!"
Thankfully,
Riko and Chichi fiercely tore Kaede away from me, so I managed to avoid a tiddy-pillow death.
But the anxiety that suddenly surfaced about the [heat cycle] didn't fade so easily.
How had I overlooked this?
No, why weren't any of the other noonas saying anything about it...
...Ah, now that I thought about it, I was the only one who knew. None of them were around back then.
This is insane.
"Why are you all making such a fuss when I wish to be with my Seobang-nim!"
"Who said he's your Seobang-nim...!"
Kaede and Riko clashed again.
On one side, the sisters were fighting; on the other, two sworn enemies...
"Eonni, it's always like that with you! Let it go already, enough!"
"No, talk properly. What is actually wrong with you? What is it!"
"You stinking beastman bastard, causing shit all day long. Lay one more finger on his body and I'll chop your head clean off, so keep that in mind. Got it?"
"What kind of language is that toward the captain! And what business is it of yours if I wish to press my body against Seobang-nim's!"
"Why is he your Seobang-nim, why!"
And in the middle of that fight, Riko snatched me up and held me tight, while on the other side, Eva clung to Chichi and wailed.
"He's mine. He's mine, so if you touch him, prepare yourself. I'll really kill you."
"Professor, professor... huaang... couldn't you please send me back to Raftel? Please...? hik..."
It was truly utter chaos.
It was almost miraculous that people with such disastrous compatibility could even be gathered together like this.
How was this possible?
These people gathered together, and we're supposed to save the world?
If not us, everyone dies?
Did that even make any sense?
"Quit spouting nonsense and return Seobang-nim to me!"
"I told you not to touch him. This fucking piece of shit...!"
"Aak! It hurts, it hurts! Wait just a moment!"
Kaede and Riko had me sandwiched between them, each grabbing the other's collar and snarling. Saliva flew everywhere, mostly onto me, and watching them get all heated up fighting each other was beyond ridiculous.
My wrists, caught in their grip, burned. I was even worried they might break.
I did think that even if my head flew off, Helen-ssi would just revive me, so I wouldn't die.
Of course, I didn't want to get hurt, so I was desperately flailing anyway.
"Let go! For god's sake, let go and fight!"
Both of them were so fucking strong that there was absolutely no escape.
It wasn't like they had steel plates attached or anything...
How could humans be this absurdly strong?
If their entire bodies were muscular, I could at least understand it, but these people were soft everywhere a body should be soft, and yet they were still this strong.
This was unfair. To Penola or Alleta or whoever... I don't know your face well, but I have to say something. You really half-assed the world-building...!
"You over there! Stop fighting already! Eva, you too, let go of Chichi's legs!"
Chichi was trying to mediate, but with Eva clinging to her, spilling tears and snot everywhere, she didn't have the leeway to save me.
Helen was just lighting up a cigar again as if none of this was her business, and I was being yanked back and forth, pulled into Riko's embrace one moment and Kaede's the next...
'There's no divine intervention here. There's no way we can save the world with people like this. Fuck...'
I struggled to string together thoughts like these through my spinning, nausea-inducing vision.
Could I even form a coherent thought with a head spinning like this? In a situation where I couldn't even properly control my own body, all I could do was desperately call out the noonas' names and, even with my stupid head, try to think about this and that. Just those two things.
'What the hell was that author bastard thinking, writing a plot like this... he should've just written modern fantasy like he did before... why did he have to write a fantasy he couldn't handle and cause this disaster...!'
Rage boiled up inside me.
When I thought about it, I hadn't even done anything particularly wrong!
"Mmpph!"
But that rage immediately vanished without a trace, completely buried in Kaede's right breast.
"Enough, get off! If you keep coming at me like that, I will re-establish the hierarchy, so be warned!"
"Hierarchy? Hierarchy? This son of a bitch, really..."
The sound of her clenching her fist and furiously grinding her teeth reached my ears even while buried in her breast.
I worried they might fight again to the point of punching holes through each other's solar plexuses.
"Mmph! Mmmph!"
I told them not to fight, told everyone to cut it out, but whatever.
Everything was buried in soft tits, so there was no point in talking. Let's just give up.
"...I'll deal with you later."
...Huh?
Why was Riko noona giving up?
"Fuck!"
Riko kicked the bed with a bang—and stormed outside. The only one trying to stop her was Chichi.
"W-wait! If you go out now, other people will hear..."
Of course, she didn't even properly listen to Chichi's words and just whoosh— left anyway.
"No, I said you can't go out right now! Agh...! Eva! Let go of my legs!"
"Huaaang... professoor..."
"What did unnie even do wrong? Say something!"
Ah...
This was truly hopeless.
Everyone was off doing their own thing, and when they should be pooling their strength, all they did was fight...
"Hmph! I simply cannot understand why that person acts that way! What a wretched personality she must have!"
Kaede was shouting at the top of her lungs while hugging me tightly. Though, with Chichi's soundproof magic, Riko couldn't even hear this wolf lady. Did this wolf even realize that?
"Oh, how else could she behave!? This is why I dislike those with poor reputations. Seobang-nim, you mustn't associate with that sort of woman either! I've endured it because we are traveling together, but there's nothing she won't say to her own captain! She's rotten from the very roots!"
Ah, yes...
I don't even have the strength to answer...
"I-I, this humble one, simply wished to embrace Seobang-nim! Hmph! Isn't it truly preposterous?"
Good grief.
Kaede hugged me tightly, as if trying to suffocate me with her chest.
Being stranded inside that valley, heated as intensely as the journey we'd walked together, was a fate worse than death, but if I resisted and babbled on here, it would just be a waste of my strength, so I just quietly buried my nose in and breathed.
But I couldn't just stay still and breathe either.
The smell of sweat, oddly different from before, and the hot sweetness wafting through sent an instinctive warning.
'This woman is going into heat again.'
I already knew from having experienced it once before.
When that tingling yet sweet scent started wafting from her, it meant her heat cycle was approaching.
It wasn't just head knowledge.
My own body reacted to her scent.
Memories of that high-class inn where I was mounted like a dog came flooding back.
This was...
'This can't be helped...! It's a physiological reaction...!'
"S-Seobang-nim... what is this. Keheok! No matter how mixed-gender company we are, to raise it at all hours like this! So shameless, truly..."
What the hell was she saying!
She was the one hugging me, making me... smell that crazy scent...!
"H-how about we briefly share our hearts tonight? Just the two of us slipping away for a moment..."
"What do you mean share your hearts! You don't know any other words but you somehow know that one!"
Fortunately, Chichi, answering on my behalf and fuming, gave Kaede a good scolding. Though it wasn't just a scolding with mere words, of course.
Ppak—!
"Ayat! Kking!"
Staff attack!
With Chichi's help, I was finally freed from the bondage of that lecherous body.
"He-ek, hek..."
Having been trapped in that embrace, which muddled even my mind, my face was flushed red and my breathing ragged before I knew it. Fortunately, even this status ailment seemed to be something Chichi could resolve with magic; she moved her hands and wrapped me in a new spell.
"It's okay now. Stay close to noona. Such vulgar people, all of them... tsk..."
I did feel a bit more at ease.
My cock was still standing straight up, but at least my breathing returned.
"Th-thank you..."
Gulp—
Even Chichi, who was holding me, swallowed audibly and licked her lips, but still, right now, the safest place was probably by Chichi's side...
"Y-yeah... sure. Since I can't use proper magic, the effect might be reduced, but just a little longer and you'll feel better..."
Chichi's magic didn't work properly on me.
Laying down floor barriers and the like worked just fine, but apparently whenever magic was used directly targeting me, the effect would disappear.
I never imagined that phenomenon would drive me into a corner like this...
"J-just let me sit for a moment. Okay..."
"S-sure. Yeah. Do that. Yeah..."
The ridiculous adventure in Khalid hadn't even properly started yet, but it already felt like we'd come through countless twists and turns.
"Haa..."
"Seobang-nim! That is not a shameful phenomenon; why act so? They say honesty between husband and wife is good. Honestly...♥"
"I told you to stop, you want to get hit again!?"
Beside me, Kaede kept trying to seduce me, saying lewd things.
"Eva, please... look at your eonni. Please..."
"I told you I don't want to! Go away!"
In front of me, Neva and Eva were fighting...
I didn't even know where Riko went; Helen was just smoking...
"I don't know anymore..."
God.
I think saving the world is pretty much a lost cause.
Blame the author who isekai'd me.
Sorry...