Chapter 30
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 30
Chapter Title: Chapter 30
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 30
Chapter Title: Perfect Guide to Conquering May Luina's Royal Squishy Breasts (2)
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Before hitting, you say you're going to hit and even ask to be hit, but then who the hell flicks right as they say it?! If words and actions sync up like that, the one getting hit can't mentally prepare at all!
"......"
Admittedly, there was nothing to say about this one.
Announcing a nipple flick and delivering it simultaneously was the kind of petty foul in sports that'd get you an instant red card and ejection.
Truth be told, I hadn't planned on such a mannerless nipple flick.
The pink, soft nipples had already taken one flick and stiffened right up—no need for another.
This flick was so utterly pointless it filled me with self-loathing toward myself for doing it.
I prided myself on my innate talent for female foreplay and had resolved less than a day ago to act in a way befitting that gift. Yet here that resolve was, shattered by this rude nipple flick.
There was one reason I stooped to such a mannerless sneak-attack nipple flick that left me despising myself.
If May Luina's words hadn't set my heart aflutter, I never would've made this blunder.
I just didn't want to admit that her plea to warn her before hitting had made my heart stir.
Not from anyone else—especially not May Luina. That bizarre flutter speeding my heartbeat beyond normal. No way I could acknowledge it.
To divert my eyes from that flutter, I went for the cheap nipple flick.
The result? A crack in my quiet pride over my talent to drive even virgin heroes to fainting orgasms with mere gestures—despite my own inexperience. And a full load of complaints from May Luina.
An unavoidable blunder destined for black history status.
I couldn't erase what had happened, so I had two things to do now.
"Sorry. From now on, I'll make sure you have plenty of time to mentally prepare."
Yes? Oh, that... yeah. If you get that you're sorry, that's enough for me. Stay doesn't have experience like I do, so mistakes like this can happen...
First up: a heartfelt apology to the one who'd actually suffered from my screw-up.
My sincere tone got through to May Luina—she accepted it without her usual tantrum, even understanding my mistake.
That May Luina accepting my apology so readily?
I still had the second thing to do, but her response left my mind blank for a moment. It was that shocking.
Remember when I apologized at lunch that day for overlooking her approach due to three days of all-nighters? She ranted, "Too late. Being ignored by someone like you has left an irreparable wound on my pride!"
"Anyone can mouth empty apologies—so how am I supposed to believe yours? Prove your regret with actions!" That was the May Luina who threw that fit.
And she ended up squeezing a full-course apologetic foot massage out of me when I was dying of exhaustion. Is the woman lying there before me now really the same person?!
Hearing her so sweetly accept my apology now shocked me so hard I briefly wondered, "What if I don't actually have a status window? What if hearing May Luina's inner voice is just hallucinations from being a nutcase?"
"Hey, May Luina... something I wouldn't know, but you do... but anyone could look it up online right away?"
I had to confirm I wasn't crazy and that I really could hear her thoughts.
Huh? You just sincerely apologized to me and now this out of nowhere? Hmm... Ah! The Papal Court's holy water sells for 120,000 bills per bottle on their homepage. Singles have shipping, but 10-packs and up are free shipping. Did you know?
"No, I didn't. Hang on."
I pulled out my phone and searched what she'd told me.
The Papal Court homepage confirmed it: holy water bottles at exactly 120,000 bills each.
"Phew."
Good—I wasn't crazy, and her voice really was coming through.
Shaking a person's sense of self just by accepting an apology. Classic May Luina. Can't drop my guard around this terrifying woman.
I ramped up my vigilance toward her, then voiced the second thing I'd put off due to shock.
"You don't care much for empty apologies, do you, May Luina? You accepted mine, but it didn't fully soothe you. I know."
Yes? Oh, no? I'm not mad. Just startled, and you apologized so politely, so it's all...
"So today, with the utmost sincerity. Pouring my full effort into satisfying you completely. No more quick, efficient, moodless treatments like nipple flicks or sudden hard squeezes. Today, I'll treat you in a way that makes you happy—until your heart's at ease."
The second must-do to make up for my blunder: deliver satisfaction far outweighing her dissatisfaction.
Ha?! A way that makes me happy... Suddenly I'm not okay! Thinking back, that flick was so unfair! Unfair enough that... I'd need your warm, gentle hands stroking me all day to match it!
"I see."
Classic May Luina, I thought. She instantly picked up that I wanted her to voice her desires if any, and promptly wrapped her honest wants in talk of "unfairness."
Something lone wolves like Dain Adamas or Mir Ryuin could never pull off. Only May Luina—shadow power player in the intrigue-riddled Papal Court where the inept don't survive—could wield such brazen savvy.
I didn't like May Luina as a person, but points like this? I could respect them.
"Got it. Anything to soothe your heart."
With that, I released my death grip on the initiative and gently cupped her warm, squishy royal breasts with both hands instead.
Squish.
Haaah...♥
Just cupping them, and they molded perfectly to my palms—dual orbs of blissful squish and bounce, fit for royalty.
First time just holding without squeezing or kneading. Not bad at all.
You could touch my breasts this gently all along... So why were you so rough before! Ah, from now on, start touching them softly like this! Got it?
May Luina seemed to like this setup too—my palms just cradling her chest.
But staying like this wouldn't help the treatment one bit.
Proof: the texture at my palm's center, where the once-stiff pink nipple was softening, its squish reclaiming ground.
I'd promised gentleness, but treatment meant sexual satisfaction too.
"Alright, moving now."
Yes? I-I like just staying like this...
"Today it'll be slow and gentle the whole way—no need to worry. Here goes..."
I slid my palms down just a touch, positioning my thumbs atop nipples that had softened halfway.
Eek?!♥ Y-You put your finger on my nipple so suddenly—I got scared... Thought you were flicking again.
Pressing her nipple lightly, circling it like a gamepad stick, startled May Luina—who'd let her guard down at my promise of gentleness.
"Relax. No real surprises today."
I soothed her startled breasts with my other four fingers, then previewed what came next to avoid more jumps.
"From here, I'll circle your nipples clockwise, slow and steady—until you cum. That's it. No worries."
Clockwise... slowly...? Hmm... Will that actually treat it?
Her question dripped with doubt—"Will that really work?" and "That's not nearly enough to satisfy"—so I grinned and eyed the ivy-vine pink seal sprawling over her breasts.
Sure enough, the pink vine seal had coiled back around her freshly stiffened pink nipples.
Seeing that, I answered her question with full confidence.
"You bet. Way better than you imagine."
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