Chapter 29
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 29
Chapter Title: Perfect Strategy for Conquering May Luina's Super Squishy Royal Tits (1)
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[Uh, nipples?]
"Yes, these still-soft pink cute nipples right here. May Luina, I was already thinking you were truly beautiful just based on your looks alone, setting everything else aside, but I had no idea your nipples would be this pretty too. They're really saintess-worthy nipples."
[What the hell does 'saintess-worthy nipples' even mean!? I don't feel happy at all hearing that!]
I'd noticed it since last time, but May Luina always had something to say even when someone went out of their way to compliment her.
And it wasn't just anyone—it was me, the one actually complimenting the great May Luina. That took real thought and courage, you know.
Of course, it didn't really hurt my feelings or anything.
Since it was May Luina, with her naturally shitty personality, I just shrugged it off.
You don't get disappointed if you don't expect anything in the first place.
[And for someone who claimed to study up and dig for info just for me, this method isn't all that special. Skipping the breast massage to go straight for the nipples—who couldn't think of that?]
May Luina, fulfilling my expectations in a different way entirely, grumbled in a very un-saintess-like manner with clear dissatisfaction.
I wondered if it was okay for the saintess revered by all to say something like 'skipping the breast massage to go straight for the nipples—who couldn't think of that?' in that total bratty voice, but thinking about it, May Luina was the brattiest of them all.
So, nothing strange there.
I just went, 'Yeah, that's May Luina for you,' and nodded along vaguely before replying to her complaint in a sympathetic tone.
"Is that so? Yeah, I guess for you, May Luina, getting your nipples touched probably isn't that special. Sorry about that. By my standards, it was a pretty out-there method, but that's just special by my gauge. For you, nipple play must be par for the course."
[Yeah! Your idea is so utterly ordinary... Wait, ordinary!? It's not ordinary at all! I-I've never even touched my own nipples for self-comfort or anything! Talking like that makes me sound like some addict who can't get satisfied with normal stimulation or positions...!]
Wow, she picked up on the subtle shade right away. As expected of the saintess who's the real power behind the scenes in the Vatican, where schemes run rampant and the incompetent don't survive.
Now that she'd caught me twisting her words, she'd flip out whether I admitted it or denied it—either way, it'd be 'See, it is!' meltdown city.
No matter what I did, I'd be witnessing May Luina's tantrum symphony up close.
So, I went with option three.
"...Here goes."
Snap!
[Eekyaaah!?!!♥]
It was flicking a snap right on her nipple—the one smack in the center of those super squishy royal tits, all wrapped in pink lewd tattoos like twisting ivy vines, still blissfully soft and unaware of its impending doom.
[Wh-wh-what the he-he-hell was that?! I was talking, and you just suddenly flick my ni-nipple? Th-this one definitely can't count as treatment...]
"Yup."
Snap!
[Kyaaah?!!♥]
Flicking only the right nipple might look like favoritism, leaving the left one feeling neglected and resentful, so as a nipple-equalizer, I gave the left one a fair snap too.
Now the right one, hit first, wouldn't feel jealous or betrayed enough to go astray.
Like the saying 'better to be whipped first,' the right nipple would probably be smug about getting the initial strike.
As I savored the lingering squish on my flicking finger, May Luina—hit by two surprise nipple snaps—unleashed her emotional grievances at me without warning.
[Tw-two hits... You hit me twice... I asked why, and you didn't even answer—just smacked me again. There's no way this isn't you holding a grudge and picking a fight. Right? Even objectively, yeah? I thought you'd gently pinch with your fingers and rub slowly if you were stimulating my nipples, but a flick? I'm a saintess. Pure as fresh snow until yesterday—no man's ever touched me. And you pull this ruthless stunt on innocent, naive little me... I'll never, ever forget this. You said anything goes, but this crossed the line...]
Oh boy. I'd thought it might get dicey, but leaving her be would've sparked real trouble.
Truth be told, I hadn't planned to actually flick her nipples.
Like she said, I intended to start by pinching them gently between my fingers and rubbing softly—flicking was just a random idea I filed away, not for real execution.
If you're asking why I did it anyway despite no intention... well...
She talks way too much. If I'd just softly rubbed, she'd have kept bratting on nonstop.
Having been her emotional trash can for so long, her yapping gave me PTSD, so I desperately needed a way to shut her up. The first thing that popped into my head? Nipple flick.
I figured it'd quiet her down, so I went for it—but it backfired into something riskier.
Makes sense, though. Even for me, with insensitive nipples, getting flicked mid-convo would piss me off. I get why she's mad.
At this rate, post-treatment, unforgiving May Luina would hit me with revenge. No way I could let that happen.
My only option now was one thing.
"May Luina, that nipple flick just now? It was absolutely necessary to make the treatment as efficient as possible."
Own it boldly as part of the treatment.
[Wh-what? Saying it so seriously makes it sound intentional...! I don't fall for that crap, you know? The only one who'd buy it is Dain Adamas!]
Why does she think Dain Adamas would fall for something like this? She's not dumb, just straightforward.
Anyway, delivering it confidently without a tremor made her forget her rage for a sec and fluster instead.
I seized that opening from her fluster and pinched both her freshly-flicked-for-the-first-time-ever nipples between my fingers to prove my words weren't BS.
"See? Proof right here—they're already hard. Your pink nipples, May Luina."
Pinch.
[Hiiik...!♥]
May Luina's nipples had hardened up nicely, each having taken one flick.
The obvious reason? Nipples are one of the body's prime erogenous zones, super responsive to stimulation.
Sure, they're so sensitive that sudden flicks like before prioritize pain over pleasure—a risky move—but I wasn't too worried.
[W-wait a sec...♥ Th-they're still hot from the flick...♥ And you just grab 'em like that...♥ N-nooo...♥]
Because May Luina was a virgin with zero guy experience, yet such a pathetic premature ejaculator-type she could climax lightly from just a few firm breast squeezes.
She was that pathetic—no training needed to turn nipple-flick pain into pleasure.
That's why, from flick to her outrage, I never felt screwed. I trusted in her pathetic premature powers.
Twirl. Pinch. Spin.
[Hiiiing♥ N-nooo...♥ I gotta get mad...♥ You flicked my nipple outta nowhere...♥ I need to be angry...♥ No letting my body heat up from you twirling my already-hard-from-one-flick nipples like this...♥ If I don't clamp down now...♥ You'll keep flicking them outta the blue forever...♥]
And right now, May Luina had totally forgotten her vows to never forget and how it crossed the line—she was lost in bliss from my fingers pinching and gently twirling her nipples.
Classic May Luina. Perverted as hell, the worst of the three.
Crisis averted (not that it was much of one), so I spoke up to sell it as all planned.
"See? Get it now? The meaning behind my sudden nipple flick. It was all to kick off treatment fast, so if it happens again, don't get mad like before—trust there's a reason. Makes it easier for both of us."
[U-ugh...♥ St-still, it startles me when you flick outta nowhere, so at least warn me before you do it next time...♥]
......
Tell her before flicking, then flick? Hearing that from May Luina's mouth... something's up with this.
It stirred some inexplicable feeling in my chest.
This weird emotion I refuse to acknowledge, making my whole body tense up.
"...I'll flick you."
Snap!
To dodge that feeling, I gave her what she asked for—with another flick.
[Kyaaahhh!!!♥♥♥]