The D-Class Porter's Suffering Era (2)
The Hunter Gallery was on fire in the strangest direction possible. People were painting me as some kind of weirdo!
Porter, why aren't you showing up? Did you actually hang yourself with that thing?
While I, the Ju-ddak, was sweating bullets, the porter finally appeared.
[D-class Porter] Another successful verification today!!! (Rough photo of a flying necklace. JPG)
This is the necklace the Ju-ddak-nim gave me!!! But why the hell does this necklace fly around?! It even talks!! And the way this damn necklace speaks makes me want to neck-slice it so bad!!! I have to run so I can't take any questions!!
Oh! The porter! Found him while holding my breath!
The porter was alive. He was alive, but... why was that necklace acting like that? It definitely had an ego. But did it always fly around and cause this much chaos? When the priest used it, it was perfectly well-behaved...? Even Bersilida had chatted casually with the necklace. She scolded it sometimes, but... it had never gone this wild.
[Question to Ju-ddak] Hey Ju-ddak, why is that thing acting like that? Is it really because it's an A-class necklace?
[D-class Porter] Ju-ddak-nim!! I don't know about owner qualifications!! Please tell this necklace to stop chasing me!!
[D-class Porter] The necklace is flying at me trying to put itself around my neck on its own?!
[D-class Porter] I'm seriously about to get caught!!!!! The porter might actually die!!! He's really about to become Sunuk!!!!!
It was the porter's absolute moment of crisis. Why the hell was it acting like that?
"Demon energy?" What if the necklace's ego was always this messed up from the start? What if Bersilida had been suppressing it? What if she had treated the necklace like a disposable tool, only using its power, and now that she was gone it was going berserk?
That actually made sense. But I had no idea how to suppress it….
[D-class Porter] Fuck this!!! The necklace caught me!! (Rough photo of wearing the necklace. JPG)
Perverted Necklace says: This human matches my chaotic energy!!!
Perverted Necklace says: I've been looking for a host like this!!! This is total kek-kek!!
The Ju-ddak is a total fucking idiot moron dumbass!!!!
Today…. Survival failed…. Fuck!! Save the porter!!!!
[D-class Porter] Another successful survival today!!!!! (Perfectly fine V-sign photo. JPG)
I'm alive!!! Sob sob….
[D-class Porter] I don't know either….
The necklace says: This is the first time I've seen such a trash host!!! I'll match your level!!!
Schrödinger's Porter. Survival has been observed. It means the porter survived. From what the necklace said, it seems the D-class Porter does indeed have the qualifications to be its owner. But what kind of qualifications could a D-class Porter possibly have? Unless he received some insane curse….
[ExposedJu-ddak] The Ju-ddak's hero story was total bullshit lol The Ju-ddak is a high-level concept troll, I knew it from the Demon Prince days
What the hell is the Ju-ddak anyway?
[PureFans] Sigh, you pure idiots. You really think the Ju-ddak gave it without knowing? He knew the porter would survive the necklace ㅇㅇ
[WhichIsItJu] Ju-ddak, which is the truth? Are you blue team or red team? Speak up lol
[Ju-ddak] Um….
[Ju-ddak] No comment lol
[Ju-ddak] You got an A-class necklace, equipped it, and survived~~
[Ju-ddak] You're such a lucky biki♥ aren't you~~!
[Ju-ddak] Anyway that is definitely an A-class necklace ㅇㅇ
In truth, I didn't know either. If I had known this would happen, I should have gotten a bit closer to Bersilida…. Anyway, I'm glad the porter didn't go boom~. Next time I'll only give him equipment I've used myself. I should probably apologize to the porter….
So what can the porter actually do with an A-class necklace?
[D-class Porter] Krrrk!!! I have taken over this body!!!!
[D-class Porter] Krrrkrrk!!! My wish has finally come true!!!
[D-class Porter] Behold the power of this body!!!
The D-class Porter Monster casted bait multiplication 2,313,814,312 times. The Hunter Gallery went down for a while.