She Gave Me an Erection
It's Dohui!! Dohui, you're okay!!!
The person who'd sent that text knew the exact details of my past — how I'd kicked the bucket while jerking off. They also had me completely figured out when it came to how obsessed I was with my companion's body. Putting those pieces together, there was no question: the sender was my companion, Yeon Dohui.
I'd started living in the bunker for real about a week ago. Dohui, on the other hand, still had plenty of reasons to come and go outside, so I'd lent her the armored vehicle for her own safety. I really am this sweet of a guy.
For someone claiming the outside world was a wreck, she sounded remarkably calm. It was the same vibe she'd given off the first time I told her about the apocalypse — not that I'd been the one to bring it up. Sharp as a tack, Yeon Dohui had started grilling me about why I was building a bunker, and she wouldn't let it go.
Picture it: some reincarnated guy sitting on a fortune in the billions, announcing he was going to build a bunker in a slightly out-of-the-way spot. Of course her curiosity had exploded. That was about a month after the two of us had first met, and we were already pretty close by then. But the information I was sitting on wasn't exactly the cheerful kind, and telling her I was building a bunker because of a zombie apocalypse wasn't an easy conversation to have. No matter how cool Yeon Dohui was, I had no idea how she'd react to the words zombie apocalypse.
Even back then, the guts and sheer nerve of that woman with the giant rack had been something else. In my mind, though, the weight of an actual apocalypse sat well outside that range. Dohui had been relentless anyway. She'd sunk her teeth in and refused to let go, and eventually I threw in the towel and told her about the Goddess's prophecy. Her reaction? So calm it blew every prediction I'd made right out of the water.
In the end, telling Yeon Dohui everything had been a net win. Once she understood the situation, she started custom-building the bunker specifically for a zombie apocalypse. Going through all that together, our trust in each other only grew, and from there it felt natural to take her on as a companion who'd face the zombie apocalypse at my side. Of course, it also meant burning through a lot more money — we'd added extra security systems and equipment, and started beefing up our capabilities across the board.
Yeon Dohui had gone straight for the sore spot. Even a woman with guts like hers had clearly been rattled that the zombie apocalypse had kicked off a full week ahead of schedule.
I mean, how perfect could the Goddess really be? This was the same woman who'd mixed up a psychopath named Kim Taeshik with a decent guy named Kim Taeshik. But she was gorgeous, and she'd given me a Special Hidden class on top of that. I didn't feel like blaming her anymore.
Dohui was thinking the same thing I was.
Even in this world's South Korea, you couldn't exactly cruise around the streets in a heavily armed armored vehicle. I'd given it to her strictly as a just-in-case measure. Turns out it had been put to pretty damn good use.
Dohui was getting ready to make her run.
I bolted for the monitoring room. Once I got there, I didn't bother turning on the exterior floodlights — the CCTV cameras had infrared night vision.
I studied the situation out front in detail, then relayed it to Dohui immediately. Last time I'd checked there'd been around ten of them. Two more had shown up since.
Dohui asked about their exact positioning. She was probably thinking of ramming them with the armored vehicle if they were clustered in one spot.
The zombies in front of the bunker were scattered to a degree. If she tried to plow through them sloppily, the vehicle would just end up surrounded.
Just as I thought — Yeon Dohui had been planning to ram them.
Having heard that the zombies were scattered, Yeon Dohui proposed a flanking maneuver instead of a head-on collision. From the outside, the gates could only be opened through my fingerprint. From inside the bunker, though, they could be controlled via a switch in the living room and a control panel in the monitoring room. We called them gates, but they were really just swing doors — the kind of massive, bank-vault-heavy doors that could stop a tank.
I'll go with Dohui's plan for now. If things go south, I'll grab the Awakened Iron Pipe and charge out.
Dohui still didn't know I'd awakened, which was why I needed to stick to the entry plan we'd just laid out rather than solving this with my abilities. But if anything unexpected went down, I was ready to burst out there in a heartbeat. Which meant that, contrary to what Dohui had said, I was going to leave the second gate unlocked.
The signal came from Yeon Dohui.
Where, where is she!
The moment I registered her signal, I started scanning every front-gate monitoring camera at once.
VROOOOOOOM!!!!!
From the access road on the right side of my screen, Yeon Dohui's armored vehicle came charging in with its headlights off.
Kieeeeeek!!!! Kiek! Kiek! Kieeeeeek!!!! Uwoooorgh!!!!
The zombies reacted, turning toward her vehicle.
VROOOOOOOM!!!!!
Dohui approached in a wide, sweeping arc, trying to draw the zombies as far outward as possible.
Kreeeeek!!! Uwoooorgh!! Kieeeeeeek!!!!
I locked my eyes on the infrared cameras, trying to pinpoint the exact moment I'd need to charge out.
Flop! Thud!!!
Well, well?
The front yard of the bunker was an open field, the grass running a little longer than a regular lawn, and the scene unfolding out there was a spectacle. Zombies clearly didn't have great eyesight. It was evening, the light was already fading, and the ground was a field — chasing after a vehicle that had appeared out of nowhere, a fair number of them were eating dirt.
This is actually better than if she'd just charged in head-on, isn't it?
Yeon Dohui was a tough woman. If the zombies had been bunched up in one spot, she absolutely would have rammed straight through them — and if she had, I never would have gotten to watch this slapstick of zombies face-planting in the grass. In the end, drawing them out in a wide loop had perfectly exploited the zombies' terrible night vision.
SCREEEEECH!!!
Having approached the bunker's front gate in that wide circle, Yeon Dohui threw the vehicle into a sharp turn and came to a diagonal stop in front of the gate.
Click.
The moment I confirmed it, I unlocked the first gate. At the same time, I took hold of the Awakened Iron Pipe. If Dohui hesitated even for a second, I was opening the second gate and going out there.
Whoosh!
Then the driver's-side door of the parked armored vehicle swung open, and Yeon Dohui stepped out.
Kreeeeek!!! Kieeek! Kiek! Kieeek! Uwooooorgh!!!
The zombies that had registered her presence came after her — crawling, tumbling, dragging themselves across the field. But two-fifths of them were already sprawled on the ground, having tripped in the dark, scrambling and flailing as they tried to get back up.
On top of that, the armored vehicle was enormous. It served as a barricade, blocking the zombies' path, and the massive thing was dark-colored to begin with, which only made the night-blind zombies bump into it more, stumbling and flailing around in a panic.
But that was the view from my end, watching the whole picture. Yeon Dohui, unaware of any of that, yanked the first gate open with brisk efficiency and slipped inside, then immediately slammed it shut.
"She made it! Dohui's safely inside the front corridor!"
I confirmed through the entrance intercom that Yeon Dohui had arrived in one piece. The front entrance had a first gate and a second gate, built separately, with about five meters of space between them.
"Come in. The second gate's already unlocked."
I told Dohui over the intercom to come through.
"Wait. I'll come in after five minutes."
But Yeon Dohui said she wasn't coming in right away.
"Huh...? Why? Did she get bitten? I didn't see anything like that..."
Her response left me puzzled. There hadn't been any situation where she could have gotten bitten.
"It's the early days of the apocalypse. Who knows what might've changed. I'll watch for five minutes and then come in."
Sharp as ever, Yeon Dohui had apparently figured I'd be confused by her reaction, and she explained herself immediately. Ordinarily, the zombie virus didn't spread unless you got bitten. But Dohui had considered the possibility that the virus hitting us might not work the same way. Accounting for that variable, her minimum countermeasure was to wait about five minutes before coming inside.
Clack.
Five minutes later, Yeon Dohui opened the second gate and stepped through.
"You made it, Dohui."
I was there to greet her.
"What, were you that worried?"
Dohui looked at my face as she spoke.
"Was I?"
I wasn't sure, but from Dohui's perspective, I apparently had a pretty worried look on my face.
"Worried, yeah... and pretty worked up, too..."
Still looking at my face, Yeon Dohui's gaze drifted slightly downward.
!!!!!!!!!
I froze.
Fuck, why is this happening!!!!
In this very moment of greeting her, my cock had gone fully, shamelessly hard.