Chapter 99
Chapter 99
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 99
Chapter Title: Declare Yourself a Sow Right Now and Do the Goobly Dance While Begging for a Contract—I'll Sign with Your Pathetic Guild!!!!
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We climbed into Seol Harin's limousine.
The car was packed with pre-prepared cosplay outfits.
"Th-they want us to walk around outside in these?!"
The outfit Kuma was holding was a bunny girl cosplay.
It was definitely a bit much for her.
Kuma was the cool big-sis type who preferred sporty clothes.
"I can't wear something like this."
"Hey, it'll look great on you, don't worry."
"Hah? I'm not worried about it not suiting me—it's the opposite. It'll suit me too well and cause problems."
"What the hell are you babbling about?"
"It's obvious I'll get hit on like crazy! I don't want to cause chaos on the streets because of me!"
Princess syndrome again...
I was pondering how to respond to her nonsense when Lena barked at her.
"Kuma. That's not even that bad."
"Wh-what if it is that bad?! What if I strut around in a bunny suit and paralyze the whole street?!"
"Try it and see."
"Hmph. Don't cry when you lose the pickup count to me."
Lena winked at me.
She knew exactly how to handle Kuma.
"Whoa, this is a tail plug! And the collar's super snug. Harin, do my makeup. Can you make it look a bit bruised?"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Masochist perv Cloé is thrilled. She seemed to have misunderstood something on her own, and the concept was a bit weird...
But the effect should be good.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ We headed to the most crowded area possible. To draw maximum aggro. But what's with this sound since earlier?
"Hey, whose phone is ringing? It's distracting—check it."
"Sounds like it's coming from your pants, sir."
"Hah? What nonsense? My phone's right here in my hand!"
"That's why it's so suspicious. Why do you have two phones? Who are you secretly texting?"
Seol Harin tapped my pants pocket.
Sure enough, there was a smartphone there.
Oh, right!
I got this as a dungeon clear reward.
Asmo Raising.
I'd sent it on auto-hunt and forgotten to check.
I pulled out the smartphone, and there were dozens of notifications.
⚙ ASM O RAISING ⚙ [Asmo has finished hunting.] [Check the rewards Asmo brought back.] [Asmo is calling for Daddy.] [Asmo is hungry.] [Asmo is lonely.] [Asmo is depressed.] [Asmo is terrified...] Does it send alarms if you ignore it for a while?
Annoying...
I opened the app, and there was Asmo, huddled in the corner of the dungeon.
Her body was bright red, covered in what looked like goblin blood.
I tapped Asmo, and she jumped in surprise, leaping to her feet.
-Asmo: Daddy?! I hit the direct chat button with Asmo.
-Me: Hey, slutty JK. You done hunting? -Asmo: Daddy...! I thought you abandoned me!! -Me: As if. You've still got plenty left for me to suck dry!! -Asmo: S-suck me dry...? -Me: Hah?! Of course I gotta grind you to snag those dungeon rewards!! Why else would I raise a slutty JK like you?! -Asmo: H-haha... R-right? I'll work hard, Daddy... (Asmo secretly wipes away tears.) (Asmo seems disappointed that you took so long to pick her up.) (Asmo's stamina -1) (Asmo's self-esteem -1) (Asmo's personality -3) (Asmo's status changed from 'Normal' to 'Downhearted.') What the fuck.
Why's it dropping her stats on its own like that?
Isn't there a way to praise her?
Should I have checked right after auto-hunt ended?
I'll look into that later. First, the rewards.
⚔ REWARDS ⚔ [Cleared Goblin Cave Lv.1] [Asmo brought back some items.] [Goblin Heart x9] [Goblin Shaman Gorimrin's Makeup Powder] [Select items to transfer.] I couldn't believe my eyes for a second.
Gorimrin's Makeup Powder?
From here?
I hit transfer, and boom—it appeared in my hand.
"Woo-hoo~☆ Legendary artifact get! Freebie feels so damn good?!"
Gorimrin's powder was an enhancement item.
Powder to boost Hecate's Curse, with top-tier effects, and a core item to feminize Hecate.
I stashed it in my subspace for the next dungeon.
Since I'd left her alone for a day, Asmo looked in rough shape.
I fed her, bathed her as the app prompted, and her mood bounced back quick.
There was a shop in the game.
I sold all the goblin hearts Asmo brought for cash.
The shop had room decor items, but I didn't need 'em.
-Asmo: Whoa, a sleeping bag. Would be nice to have at home... But Asmo thought differently.
Fair enough—for me it's just a game, but for her it's home.
Even a dank cave deserved some sprucing up.
-Me: Hey. Sleeping bag. -Asmo: Daddy's the best...! (Asmo's stamina +5) (Asmo's vitality +1) (Asmo's self-esteem +1) (Asmo's personality +5) (Asmo's status changed from 'Downhearted' to 'Excited.') What? One gift and her stats shoot up?
Even stamina recovered?
Time to send her back in.
-Me: Slutty JK. Dungeon time. Raid the wolf den outside the cave. -Asmo: Again...? I'm kinda tired... (Asmo looks a bit tired.) (Sending her in now might get her hurt.) ⚙ CONFIRM ⚙ [Really send Asmo into the dungeon?] [Y / N] Asmo might get hurt?
Oh man...
YES!!!!!
Go twice, thrice, ten times!!!
Go grab some badass artifacts NOW!!!!!!!!
Ah, auto-combat of course.
I'm busy taking pics with the heroines from now on.
Sorry, Asmo.
I'll join you when I'm free sometime.
No clue when that'll be.
"We're here."
This was smack in the middle of Gangnam.
The streets were swarming with weekend crowds.
"Nyaa! Stick close!"
We rolled up in the limousine amid the throng.
Lena on my left, Seol Harin on my right, Kuma behind.
In front, collared Cloé and Seol Ha-jeong crawled on all fours like pets.
All the heroines were in slutty cosplay too.
Naturally, people swarmed us.
"What is it? Some event?"
"Ooh yeah..."
"What era do they think this is, with such provocative events...?"
"But they look kinda familiar?"
"Celebrities?"
Smartphone cameras naturally turned our way.
"Hey hey! Don't just snap pics!!"
"Eek! S-sorry!"
"Hey!! I meant don't snap MY face!!! Snap the sows all you want!!!"
"...?"
I protect my likeness rights strictly.
But the sows' faces? Fair game for sale.
That shit's gold...!
Click-click-
"Whoa, what did those girls do wrong?"
"Wait, isn't that Seol Ha-jeong? Ark's rookie?"
"Yeah, and that's Lena, Cloé...?"
"That guy's the infamous Kim Taeyang!"
"Why are such pretty girls hanging off a trash like him?"
💥 NTR SITUATION STAGED! 💥 [Gained 10 coins!] Coins flowing in nice.
But today's outing ain't about coins.
It's those photos.
"Hey, sows. Photo time. Gather up."
"Yesss~♡"
I turned on the camera, and the heroines shoved their faces in.
A guy making super rookies wear slutty outfits and stroll Gangnam.
That pic's gonna flood my SNS and the web.
Justice Guild leader's probably losing her shit right now?
Anti-fanbait too easy!!!
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Justice Guild leader Park Hee-yeon.
Her office PC was plastered with news articles.
📰 Breaking News -Shocking Update on Academy Students! -Sex Slaves Spotted in Downtown Gangnam?! -Ark's Reputation: How Far Will It Fall? -Is Justice Guild Sponsoring Kim Taeyang? Articles about pics of Kim Taeyang and the girls.
And those girls' guild? Justice.
Thanks to Taeyang's antics, Justice was taking hits too.
Phone and messages wouldn't stop ringing.
-Guild leader! Chairman Lim wants a call!
-YT Group called! If we don't fix this rumor, they cancel the ad contract and demand penalties!
-Emergency! Board of directors calling a shareholder meeting soon!
"Call every media outlet NOW and tell 'em to pull the articles."
"Think they'll just pull 'em 'cause we say so?"
"Threaten 'em, you bastard!!"
"Guild leader! It's not just the articles! It's all over the net already! SNS likes in the hundreds of thousands, streamers making videos! Rumors say Kim Taeyang's one of ours!!"
"Agh...!"
BAM!
Park Hee-yeon kicked her chair.
It flew and smashed into the wall.
"So why the fuck do they think that thug's in our guild?!!"
"Probably from his SNS post!"
Her secretary shoved a smartphone at her.
Kim Taeyang's SNS post.
📱 SNS Post -Hey! Came to Seoul for guild contract, and the weather's too damn nice?! #UltraHorny #SowWalk #GuildBlessedByMe #Justice "?"
She was too dumbfounded to speak.
Justice hadn't even approached Taeyang, let alone sponsored him.
Simple reason: He didn't fit their vibe.
But he picked their guild on his own?
That alone was enough to piss her off, but his bullshit crossed the line.
📱 Hashtags #ParkHeeYeon #GuildLeaderSow #DeclareYourselfASow "S-sow...?"
The secretary quickly explained.
"Kim Taeyang makes female classmates' Constellations submit or steals 'em and declares them sows..."
"I know, shut up!!"
She knew.
Because of Taeyang, Justice's super rookies tanked in value.
Hero rookies hugely impact guild stock.
Stock reflects future value.
Seol Ha-jeong, Lena, Kuma, Cloé.
Those four drove Justice's upward trend.
They were set to lead Justice's future.
Until Kim Taeyang showed up.
"Where the fuck are the guys we sent after that bastard?!"
"He's faking his location."
"Faking?"
"Posting pics from multiple spots at once, messing up the search..."
"You braindead fucks! Can't catch one 20-year-old attention whore?! Heroes my ass! Send more and drag him here NOWWWW!!!"
One exec scurried out.
The board, called for the meeting, just sucked up to her rage.
"That fucker Kim Taeyang tanked our stock nearly 50%. He's gonna get me fired! He's Justice's public enemy number one!!"
"Agreed! We gotta crush him for sure!"
"Should've acted sooner... Even if it meant storming Ark, we should've split him from the girls...!"
Ark was closed to outsiders.
Despite bad rumors about students, no aggressive action—thanks to Ark Head Yokozawa Tomoe's stubbornness.
"That damn brat! If she hadn't been so pigheaded, it'd be over by now!! Why's the head covering for Taeyang?! Is she a sow too?!"
"Could be. Word in Ark's faculty is the head and vice head ain't acting normal."
"What the hell is with Kim Taeyang...? How'd he turn even the head into a sow...?!!"
At this point, it wasn't just anger.
She was curious as hell about Taeyang.
What tricks was he pulling to make women call themselves slaves?
"Guild leader! New post from him!"
"What?"
Park Hee-yeon checked it immediately.
📱 SNS Post (Photo eating at Justice cafeteria) #Justice #Cafeteria #SuperHorny "???"
This one was legit weird.
Justice cafeteria out of nowhere?
"What the fuck? Is he here right now?"
"M-maybe?"
"No shit, today's menu matches?"
"Yeah..."
"What're you standing around for?! Grab him NOWWWW!!!"
Park Hee-yeon was about to flip the massive stone desk—
KABOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM─────────────!!!
Someone kicked the meeting room door open.
"Hey hey!!! Offer the contract, Guild Leader Sow!!!!!"
"Grk?!"
"Wh-what...?"
It was Kim Taeyang.
Sows in tow.
THUD!
He slammed one foot on the desk and yelled.
"I'll give you a shot at contracting with this body!!! Declare yourself a sow RIGHT NOW, do the Goobly Dance while begging for the contract, and I'll sign with your pathetic guild!!!! Hey!!!!"
"...?"
This lunatic bursts in outta nowhere demanding they beg for a contract.
That was Kim Taeyang.
But Park Hee-yeon wasn't one to trifle with.
A tenacious bitch who rose from grunt hero to leader.
Out of 100 hires, only she survived at her level.
How? Stepped over the talented, sacrificed the useless.
Killed every backstabbing glasses-wearing fucker on the way up.
And Kim Taeyang before her? Definitely kill-list material.
"You fucking bastard. Came to die on your own?"
Park Hee-yeon stood with a chilling smile.
"Hey hey! Guild Leader Sow!! No profanity!!! Makes you look low-class!!"
"Shut up and take the beating."
Park Hee-yeon grabbed Taeyang's collar.
That instant, Taeyang shoved his smartphone in her face.
"...?"
A spinning video.
Dizzying, illusion-inducing visuals.
The app name: Hypnosis App.
"Hey. From now on, you're Guild Leader Sow."
"Wh-what bullshit... Grk? Oink? Oink?"
The effect was insane.