Chapter 66
Chapter 66
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 66
Chapter Title: Urgh!! Call Your Mother Right Now!!! Sow Home Visit!!!
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Ark Academy's faculty conference room.
A video began playing.
📰 Shock Warning) Ark's Current Situation - Worship the Cock Master!!! - Girls are pissing themselves seeing Kim Taeyang naked...!! - Is that a dick or an anaconda...? — ShotBro — Human Urinary Incontinence Cure lol — But damn, his body's insanely hot — This is a hero school? The level gap is insane. Even compared to Japan next door, it's hopeless.... — Hell Joseon hero schools are like that lolololol It was a short video, roughly six seconds long.
Inside it was footage of fanatic students kneeling before a naked Kim Taeyang.
Though they'd thoroughly controlled things after the incident, some unknown student had leaked the video.
Tomo-tan watched the video.
She chuckled to herself and slyly hit the 'like' button.
"Academy Head! This isn't the time to like it!!"
"The media's going nuts! They say it's a serious issue!"
The professors flew into a rage, and Tomo-tan finally got serious.
"I know it's serious... That thing of Gun-daru-kun's... It's too big, right? Must be some illness?! What do we do, Gun-daru-kun? Don't be in pain!!"
"That's not the point! Sponsorships have plummeted! Some companies are even demanding full refunds!"
"Gasp. That's bad..."
The head looked troubled, so the vice head stepped in.
"Sponsorships go up and down anyway. Once the economy picks up and companies make money, it'll surely increase."
"New Professor! Just rip off that elder sow name tag already! What kind of vice head wears that?!"
"Eek... I-I can't remove it without the ranch owner's permission..."
"Hah, really..."
"Ark is doomed..."
Ark is doomed!
The professors had no choice but to think so.
"You guys are all too serious... Considering Gun-daru-kun's contributions, couldn't we just sweep it under as a mishap?"
"What contributions are you even talking about?!"
"He got caught in an accident but came back safe and sound? He even boosted Tomo-tan's YouTube subscribers!"
'The head and vice head are out of their minds!'
'At this rate, we're really done for!'
'We have to save Ark...! We need some measures!!'
The professors, desperate not to lose their jobs, racked their brains.
In any case, it didn't look like Kim Taeyang would be kicked out immediately.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Lena was skipping classes, using feeling unwell as an excuse.
It was the aftermath of pissing herself in front of the whole school.
Lying there endlessly, scrolling through shorts videos.
Kim Taeyang's naked video played, and she quickly skipped it.
"Haa..."
Whether her eyes were open or closed, that moment kept flashing back.
Kim Taeyang's naked body.
And the massive weapon dangling below.
Now she finally understood why Kuma had been moaning, "C-Cock jutsu... Cock jutsu..." in agony.
Honestly, more shocking than pissing herself was...
'I think I kinda felt it when I did...'
The fact that she'd been sexually aroused in that moment.
Kim Taeyang's naked body was undeniably impressive.
The piss could be blamed on curse backlash, but pleasure couldn't be explained away by a curse.
'My life's ruined anyway, so maybe I should just live as Taeyang's wife...'
A sense of defeat was unknowingly growing in Lena.
The problem was that even that wasn't easy.
'If I straight-up say I want to be his sow, the chairman might notice... But Taeyang doesn't seem like he'd turn me into his sow first...'
Then, a spark of inspiration flashed through her mind.
- Get a boyfriend and wait. I'll come steal you away! It was something young Kim Taeyang had said.
He had a thing for taken women.
So, if she got a boyfriend, wouldn't that solve it?
As she entertained this insane idea,
Knock knock.
Someone knocked on Lena's door.
"Lena sunbae. It's Ju-hyuk."
'Kang Ju-hyuk...?'
The first-year student council member Kang Ju-hyuk.
Chosen by Seol Ha-jeong to join but instantly discarded, becoming the shortest-term dropout material.
However, inside the student council—especially among the first-year girls—he seemed well-regarded.
Diligent, kind, and subtly handsome.
There was also sympathy for having his childhood friend stolen by Kim Taeyang.
Lena hadn't paid much attention,
'Perfect as a fake boyfriend.'
He seemed useful right now.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ What happens to a male who loses a territory fight?
He becomes an outcast in the group or gets chased out to wander the streets.
Kang Ju-hyuk was the latter.
But the protagonist's irrational rational charm saved him quickly.
"Ju-hyuk's pretty good, right? Diligent, kind, and he has that vibe when he's expressionless."
"He really is sweet. Last time I was carrying something heavy, he rushed over to help."
"Right? Super sweet."
"Compared to that thug Kim Taeyang, he's an angel."
Kang Ju-hyuk's image in the student council was good.
Some girls openly showed interest.
"Hey, Ju-hyuk. Got time this weekend? If you do, maybe with me..."
"Sorry. Planning to train all day."
But Kang Ju-hyuk had strict standards.
'Yu-jeong's cute, but in absolute level terms, she's a bit lacking...'
He had high standards...!
His target was someone else.
Originally Seol Ha-jeong, but her sudden attitude shift made him change.
To Kuma Rodriguez, who'd become a toned abs beauty from muscle dieting.
Getting close to her wasn't hard.
Kuma was a stunning beauty now, but her personality was still brash and bold.
So confessing didn't take long.
"Didn't expect you to see me as a woman, Ju-hyuk."
"I'm serious!"
"W-Well... Haa. I'll be straight."
"?"
"Kinda awkward saying it myself, but I've gotten pretty hot, right? Feels like a waste to be just one guy's girl."
"??"
"The Ark guys would be disappointed. My fan club too... So sorry!"
Kang Ju-hyuk got boldly rejected.
'Princess syndrome... Actually good. Honestly, I preferred Lena sunbae over Kuma sunbae, and now that she's back...!'
Switching targets, Kang Ju-hyuk went to Lena.
"What brings you here?"
"Got worried. You've been out sick a lot lately, sunbae."
"...Come in."
Kang Ju-hyuk entered the room.
The faint diffuser scent was intoxicating.
Lena had changed recently.
She'd ditched her usual mask.
The mask was an artifact to prevent curse casting.
With Hecate gone, no need for it now.
First time Kang Ju-hyuk saw her bare face was returning from the dungeon.
Lena kissing and clinging to Kim Taeyang.
Even then, he nodded at her face.
'Pass.'
Honestly, he wanted to steal Lena from Kim Taeyang too.
He'd only ever been the one stolen from.
"Sunbae. Everyone's talking bad about you, but I believe in you..."
"Kang Ju-hyuk. What do you think of me?"
"...?"
Unexpectedly bold from Lena.
Her tone was a bit businesslike, but she was always stiff, so he let it slide.
"A great sunbae."
"We've barely talked. What makes her great?"
"Felt it from first sight? You're a good person. That's what I saw watching from one step behind."
"..."
Silence fell for a moment.
The sunset light through the window was beautiful.
The mood turned romantic.
Kang Ju-hyuk took it as a great sign.
"Then wanna be my boyfriend?"
"...Pardon?"
Even he hadn't expected such a turbo confession.
"Don't want to?"
"N-No, not that... You like me too, sunbae?"
"Not really, just thought you seemed decent."
An ambiguous answer.
'Is Lena sunbae actually easy? Lots of experience...?'
His head spun.
Too easy, and the appeal drops.
Who knows if she'd approached tons of guys like this?
But he wouldn't pass up the chance.
Lena was unofficially Kim Taeyang's girl.
Accepting her meant stealing from Kim Taeyang...!
"Sunbae... Actually, I like you too."
Kang Ju-hyuk slowly approached Lena.
Setting the mood thickly, he got a finger to the forehead pushing him back.
"Then let's date. You can tell others. But one rule."
"W-What?"
"Don't advance on your own. No skinship."
"...?"
At first, he thought it was nonsense.
No skinship in a relationship?
'Then why date?'
But a plausible theory hit.
'Maybe trauma from that bastard Kim Taeyang... Perfect. If I heal her trauma, she'll only see me!'
Kang Ju-hyuk dreamed his solo savior narrative.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Blindingly sunny day, eyes hurting from the bright light.
Out for a walk with Pomi.
Seol Harin and Cloé clung to both arms as if it were natural.
"You two, get off! It's getting hot out!"
"Don't wanna."
"Hugging your sows in public is a given, right? You've been half-assing it lately, and I'm pissed. Hug more aggressively."
"..."
More or less.
Things with the two heroines improved daily.
For some reason, relations with regular students went inversely.
"I-It’s Kim Taeyang..."
"Knew it was that big."
"No, I mean it was thaaat big."
"Does that even fit...?"
"Harin maybe, but Cloé sunbae's tiny body... No way it all fits."
"Tormented by that every night. Those two are so pitiful..."
Whispers from passing girls.
Glare murderously, they scatter, but new groups soon gossip.
Male students automatically bowed passing me.
"Q-Quick, let's pass..."
Why?
Is having a big dick a crime?!
These ero-game students judging by cock size...
Well, Kim Taeyang's was shockingly huge.
"Taeyang. You just gonna let the student council be?"
"Hah? What're you on about?"
"Lena unnie cursed you and me. We gotta get revenge, right?"
Seol Harin cut in sharply.
"Cloé sunbae didn't get cursed; she just wanted to piss herself."
"No way?! What am I, Pomi?! Pissing anywhere?!?!"
Cloé...
Pomi doesn't piss seeing me naked...
You're weirder than Pomi...
"Anyway! If we sit still, they'll threaten the ranch with more schemes!"
Cloé was right.
The student council was always plotting to screw me.
Seol Ha-jeong must be scheming revenge for the uninhabited island humiliation.
Per story, something big before finals.
I needed countermeasures first.
"Hey. I've got plans, so don't rush me."
"What plans?"
Ultimate goal: steal Seol Ha-jeong's constellation and make her submit.
Problem: her constellation Charon was unique.
Charon, ferryman of hell.
Takes souls to hell for a coin.
In Academia, exaggerated as money-grubber.
Chosen because of her chaebol backing.
To break it? Cut the money!
"Hey, sow."
"Yes?"
"Mom doing well?"
"Probably. Why my mom all sudden?"
Why?
Meet her mom, persuade (threaten) to cut Seol Ha-jeong support.
"Won't Mom be happy hearing you made a friend? You've been a total loner."
"...I had friends?"
"Hah? Only Kang Ju-hyuk!"
"I did!"
"Name one."
"Y-Yeong-hee...!"
"Hey! Imaginary textbook friends don't count!!"
Not 100% sure.
Seol sisters' mom barely appears in game.
Don't know her well.
But meeting can't hurt?
"Urgh!! Call your mother right now!!! Sow home visit time!!!!"
Lucky, it might go smooth?