Chapter 65
Chapter 65
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 65
Chapter Title: Everyone, Kneel and Worship His Majesty the Cock!
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"D-Did he... come back...?"
The first one to notice was Seol Ha-jeong.
"Lena! Snap out of it!"
"Ugh...?"
Lena's dazed eyes gradually regained their spark.
A sigh of relief escaped her trembling lips.
"H-He came back...!"
She threw her arms around Seol Ha-jeong and me in a tight hug.
Seol Ha-jeong pressed close too, clearly thrilled at our return.
Seems like I'm the only one sensing this creepy killing intent...
"Get off him. Right now. Before I rip you apart."
"...?"
The source of the murderous aura was Seol Harin.
"Harin, did you miss your big sis that much?"
"Shut up and get off. You too, Lena."
Seol Ha-jeong and Lena were too drained to argue and obeyed meekly.
Murmurs rippled through the crowd around us.
Kim Taeyang took down the student council president... or whatever...
Great, more bad rumors incoming.
Why the hell did we have to return right in the middle of the classroom?
"Hey, sow pig. Put the sword away and..."
Before I could finish,
Seol Harin dropped her sword and grabbed my head, locking it in place.
Then she smashed her lips against mine...!
Mwah-♡
It might look romantic at a glance.
A kiss between master and sow after a month apart.
But reality was a bit different.
Slurrrrp...!!
Smooch smooch...!!!
Schlurp schlurp schlurp-♡
Seol Harin aggressively sucked on my tongue.
It was some perverted AV-level kiss...!
Why the hell is she kissing like this?
Did I train her too hard?!
"Haa..."
Seol Harin finally pulled away, a long string of saliva trailing between us.
I snapped back to reality and realized everyone was staring.
All of them with hands over their mouths...
"Hey, sow pig... I get you're happy to see me, but this is too much. Can't you see everyone's watching?"
Seol Harin's eyes burned with determination.
"What if I miss the gold medal in the kissing contest with Master?"
"..."
Hey! There's no such contest!
*
📰 Breaking News -No cap, Ark is totally fucked for real!!!!! Kim Taeyang just came back! Seol Ha-jeong and Lena came back with him, and all three were making out at the same time!! Kim Taeyang must've fucked the entire student council, holy shit. 💬 Comments — Anon Emperor Kiss wtf — Anon Seol Harin went straight for the kiss too lol — Anon Three girls rushing in for a kiss? — Anon I wanna live like Kim Taeyang... ⭐ Top Comment — Anon Is he really back, gallery master?! — Anon I knew he'd be alive. But banging the student council president? Wtf dude. News of our return spread like wildfire.
I figured there'd be tons of kids thrilled I was gone, but Ark Gallery opinion was different again.
These guys love Kim Taeyang more than anyone online, so why are they scared of him IRL?
Stop the hate train!!!
For the first time ever, I posted on Ark Gallery.
📰 Breaking News -It's me, Kim Taeyang. Nothing happened with the student council, so shut your mouths and mourn in silence. That's all. 💬 Comments — Anon Real Kim Taeyang wouldn't skip the "wtf dude"?! — Anon Put in minimal effort, fake Taeyang. — Anon Kono yaro!!! How dare you impersonate me, you brain parasite-infested worm?! Huh?!?! By the way, I fucked the student council nonstop in the dungeon and turned them all into maso cum dumps, so touch them without my permission and I'll kill you!!!! Got it?!!!!! — Anon This guy's legit. — Anon It's real. — Anon Post more — Anon Kim Taeyang on Ark Gal lmao Yeah, better for my mental health if I stay off Ark Gallery...
Bang!
I was glued to my smartphone when a bowl slammed onto the table.
Or dropped, more like.
"Hey, what's with this menu? Plain rice and chicken breast? Worse than a deserted island!"
"Just eat it."
By the way, Seol Harin was pissed as hell.
Can't blame her after what happened with Seol Ha-jeong and Lena...
But this is too far, right?!
Plain rice and chicken breast! Trying to choke me to death?! This is attempted murder!!!
"..."
She didn't even glance my way as she did the dishes.
The cold atmosphere in the house was making me uneasy.
Me, checking the sow pig's mood...
Something's definitely flipped...
I got up and approached Seol Harin from behind.
"Hey, sow pig."
"...!"
She flinched when I back-hugged her.
"Missed your cooking that much?"
There was another reason Seol Harin seemed off.
Pomi said she'd been really depressed while I was gone.
Cloé has tons of friends, solid faith, and tough mental game, but not Seol Harin.
To exaggerate... no, not even exaggerating, she's a hardcore shut-in.
Aside from me and Cloé, she doesn't casually chat with anyone.
"Did you... do it with Sis and Lena?"
"Huh? Do what?"
"Sex..."
"Like I'd fuck those insolent bitches who haven't declared themselves sows!!"
"Can I check?"
"?"
How the hell do you plan to check that?
"What are you gonna check, you clingy sow?! Squeeze me out to measure cum volume or something?!!"
"Not that I haven't thought of it, but your output recovers after a few hours' rest, so it wouldn't be accurate. Instead, I'll use a measuring tool."
Sex measuring tools? No way something like that exists in the world, right?
-Or so I thought, but it did.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Available Competition List] -Defeat Declaration Contest -Orgasm Faint Contest -Masturbation for Master Contest ... -Beast Sex with Master Contest By using the gold medal...!
⚡ SKILL ACTIVATED ⚡ Bling bling bling!!!!!!!!!!! Pew pew pew!!!!!! Pew pew pew pew pew!!!!!!!!!!! The winner of the 1st Kim Taeyang Cup, 'Beast Sex with Master Contest' is!!!!!!!!! Ark freshman from Gangnam-gu, Seoul!! The haughty chaebol heir!!! Next Sword Saint...!!! Seol!!! Ha!!! Rin!!! [Dorm-wide announcement]
The entire dorm shook with the booming voice.
Only then did Seol Harin smile in satisfaction.
"Hmph... You didn't lie. I'll remake the food, so wait a bit."
"..."
Guess that cooled her off.
The method's a bit weird, though...
Anyway.
That's when Cloé showed up.
"Taeyang! I didn't work out at all and turned into total mush...!"
"Hey! Why brag about that, you slut?!"
"Y-Your Majesty...! From today, I'll PT hard till my muscles tear...♡ Punish me by using me as a footrest...!"
Cloé crawled under the table like she owned the place.
Seol Harin slid a plate under for her.
"Why are you casually feeding her off the floor like a dog?! Huh?!!"
"It's a special day, so let's let senior Cloé do whatever."
Before I could stop Cloé, Pomi in her humanoid form and Kubuli crossed the living room in some SM play.
"Woof!!"
"Kubuli kubuli~"
This place is a total madhouse.
Yeah... this is how my house always was...
Of course, some things had changed.
"D-Dark Traveler...! Do something about this crazy dog constellation...!!"
"Woof woof woof wooooof!!!"
Pomi was chomping on none other than Hecate.
"What's that? A talking pen?"
"Ahh- That's Samsoon."
"Samsoon...?"
"My new constellation."
Hecate.
She'd joined my constellation roster.
*
Recovered Lena returned to her dorm.
Her body healed fast, but her sense of reality was only just returning.
'I can feel the mana...'
It had only been 30 days without using mana.
Still, handling it felt strangely foreign.
'Right, it was like this.'
She adapted quickly.
Lena was an outstanding student, after all.
But now she might end up as a nobody.
'Lady Hecate...'
Hecate had left.
She abandoned Lena to become Kim Taeyang's sponsored constellation.
It was decided back on the island.
'Is this the end for me...?'
Lena stood alone in the middle of her room.
She felt herself shrinking smaller and smaller.
There are heroes who shine without constellations.
Most never got chosen from the start.
Almost none who lose theirs stay heroes.
Humans can't accept the fall.
Then, someone knocked.
Click-
Waiting outside was Seol Ha-jeong.
"P-President...!"
Memories from the island flashed by like a highlight reel.
Ignoring Seol Ha-jeong subtly, speaking casually to her.
Going to Kim Taeyang's place every night to mock Seol Ha-jeong.
Arrogantly preaching "truth" and trying to teach her...
Her ugly actions made her hands and feet tremble.
"P-President... I-I'm sorry... Back then, I wasn't in my right mind..."
She thought Seol Ha-jeong came to punish her.
What happened on the island was unforgivable.
Especially considering the past favors Seol Ha-jeong had shown her.
-Girls can't do anything.
That line she'd seen as truth.
Now it was just an ugly traitor's excuse.
"Lena."
"!"
Seol Ha-jeong grabbed Lena's hand firmly.
Unexpectedly warm.
"Forget what happened on the island."
"President...?"
"It couldn't be helped. Right?"
"...!"
Not empty words.
Lena realized once more.
'This is the difference between President and me... She doesn't get swayed by emotions. She just thinks and judges coldly for victory...'
Seol Ha-jeong.
This was exactly why she'd chosen to follow her.
"We need to aim higher, farther."
"...Yes."
"For the first time in ages... I'm genuinely interested in crushing him. Not like 'like,' but really want to break him."
She didn't need to say it; Seol Ha-jeong's eyes gleamed with interest and hunger.
"Lena, that curse... it's still there, right?"
Lena had prepared a curse for Kim Taeyang long ago.
But it was Hecate's stigma.
"The power lingers, but without Lady Hecate, I can't cast it."
"No, you can. I have an artifact."
"An artifact...?"
"One that temporarily activates the power of the stigma engraved on you."
If such a thing existed, she could curse him.
But she wasn't sure.
'I don't have ill feelings toward Taeyang anymore. The misunderstandings are cleared...'
She didn't want to antagonize Kim Taeyang.
He'd helped her on the island, and all past grudges were resolved.
However.
"Please, Lena. Just this once, help me."
She owed Seol Ha-jeong a debt.
A debt she could never refuse.
"...When should I cast it?"
*
"We have commendations for outstanding students. Freshman Kim Taeyang, junior Lena Erandel, and Seol Ha-jeong: for their calm response during the recent dungeon incident..."
The whole school gathered in the auditorium.
They were giving awards to students who survived the dungeon.
I thought we'd get artifacts or something, but it's just certificates.
Well, the real rewards came a few days before clearing it anyway...
Just a boring ceremony.
I went up on stage to receive mine.
The PR guy begged us to wear uniforms for photos, so I dug mine out for the first time in ages.
Were they always this uncomfortable...?
Hawaiian shirts are the best, hands down.
"Seol Ha-jeong. Well done."
"Thank you."
Clap clap clap-
Thunderous applause poured in.
Lena got hers too, and then it was my turn.
"Kim Taeyang. Great jo-"
Right as I reached for the certificate.
"Taeyang!! Stop!!!"
"Huh?"
Bursting into the auditorium was Cloé.
"It's a student council trap!!! Lena's gonna... Mmph!!"
Presumed student council goons quickly gagged her.
She must've overheard something via the Guidance Committee's surveillance...
Trap?
No clue what it could be.
They wouldn't try to kill me in front of everyone, right?
The truth revealed itself soon enough.
Lena whispered in my ear.
"Taeyang. Sorry. No hard feelings."
"Huh? What the hell, you useless sow?!"
Lena removed her mask.
The gesture for casting the curse.
"Kim Taeyang. Strip naked and piss yourself."
"?"
A curse?
Curse Reflection Bear should block it, right?
Bang────────!
-Or so I thought, but Lena's curse was stronger than expected.
My uniform shredded to pieces.
In front of the whole school, I was buck naked...!
"Kyaa-!"
"H-His clothes ripped?"
The auditorium buzzed.
I should've felt embarrassed showing my naked body.
But this was Kim Taeyang, with pride where his brain should be.
"Hey! Admire this body?! Urrgh!! Front double biceps!!!!"
Against my will, Kim Taeyang's body struck a bodybuilder pose, flexing massive biceps.
Of course, eyes weren't on my biceps—they locked on my cock.
Seol Harin in the front row muttered.
"Worship His Majesty the Cock..."
She dropped to one knee.
Park Woo-yu beside her quickly followed.
"W-We worship His Majesty the Cock!!"
And that started it.
Farm-affiliated students all knelt and shouted.
"W-We worship His Majesty the Cock!"
"Worship His Majesty the Cock!!"
"Everyone, kneel and worship His Majesty the Cock!!"
"???"
They say if three people do the same, the crowd follows.
Once the farm livestock knelt, unrelated students knelt too.
Even the upperclassmen...!
"W-Worship His Majesty the Cock?"
"Do we have to?"
"Dunno. Just kneel."
"Fuck, that size is insane... Worship!"
On the auditorium stage, me naked and flexing muscles.
Students kneeling before me, murmuring "Worship His Majesty the Cock..."
This makes me look like some cult leader!!!
Surprisingly, the curse didn't end there.
"Urgh...?!"
Guess Curse Reflection Bear partially worked.
Lena was pissing herself on stage.
"S-Senior Lena's pissing!"
"From seeing Kim Taeyang naked?!"
"Naked that makes girls piss...!"
Some misunderstanding going on.
But.
Lena wasn't the only one pissing.
Cloé was too.
"Ahh...! Taeyang! I couldn't hold it...♡"
"Hey hey!!! Why the fuck are you pissing yourself?!!!"
The maso incarnate Cloé!
Not even cursed, pissing in front of everyone...!
Are you sane?!
"Senior Cloé pissed too!"
"What the hell is Kim Taeyang's naked body?!"
"Making girls piss just from exposure...!!"
"Kinda... feel like I need to go too...!?"
Female students one by one assumed desperate-to-pee poses.
Hey!!! Stop the irresponsible pleasure pissing!!!
You have no reason to need to go!!!!!