Chapter 49
Chapter 49
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 49
Chapter Title: Who Knew That Damn Gorilla Would Turn Into Such a Fine Bitch?
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"President Cloé Sow! Are you close with Yeon-woo by any chance?"
"Lee Yeon-woo? Yeah, we're friends!"
"Yep! Yeon-woo was raving about how you're her role model, Senior! So I feel like we're close through her or something!"
"Hehe. Feel free to think that. I get a good vibe from you too, Milky."
"Whoa! What an honor!"
On the way back to the dorms after being chased off by Kim Taeyang.
Cloé and Park Woo-yu were chattering away excitedly.
Who're you close with? You know her too? Let's hang out together sometime... Just the usual popular-girl small talk.
"Milky, your parents really run a ranch, right? So you've milked cows before?"
"Yes! It's super fun! Our ranch is on Ark Island—wanna come check it out sometime?!"
"That cool? Sounds awesome!"
"I'll be your guide! My parents will definitely love you too, President Cloé Sow!"
The two were getting along swimmingly despite only meeting today.
Meanwhile, Seol Harin was trailing quietly a bit behind, almost like she wasn't there.
'Why's she looking so down?'
She wasn't the chatty type to begin with.
But today, she was especially quiet.
Like someone with severe social anxiety.
"Hold up."
Cloé grabbed drinks from a nearby vending machine.
She handed one to Park Woo-yu, then hurled the other at Seol Harin with all her might.
Thwack!
Seol Harin caught Cloé's fastball effortlessly.
She spoke in a sharp, piercing tone.
"Assassination attempt?"
"If I wanted you dead, you'd be gone already... No need to thank me. I was thirsty thanks to Milky here, but drinking without sharing with you would make me look like a cheapskate, so I'm buying it for you."
"Thanks. Even though it's a drink I hate."
"Tch. That's why you got no friends."
The two bickered as usual.
This level of exchange was par for the course.
But today, Seol Harin seemed unusually deflated.
"Hey... Something up with you?"
"I do have friends—it's just that I don't hang out with them..."
Normally, she'd fire back, but now she was busy defending herself.
She was probably conscious of Park Woo-yu.
"Oh, really...? Sorry. My bad."
Cloé apologized, feeling a bit awkward herself.
"Seol Harin Sow! If I may ask, why don't you hang out with friends?!"
Seol Harin fell silent for a moment, then gave a curt reply.
"...Just 'cause."
"Aha!"
"......"
The mood turned a bit awkward.
The three drank their drinks in silence.
Unable to stand the awkwardness, Cloé said casually,
"Seol Harin. Milky and I are heading to the clubroom. Wanna come?"
"!"
Seol Harin's eyes widened.
She looked like a glitchy cat.
"Wh-why the clubroom?"
"When there's nothing to do, we just chill in the clubroom and chat."
"Hmph..."
"Don't wanna? Fine."
She seemed burdened, so Cloé was about to drop it.
Then Seol Harin...
Shrank back, her face darkening.
'Do I have to beg her one by one?! What a hassle...!!'
She was the type who needed a lot of hand-holding.
Luckily, Park Woo-yu was perfect for that role.
"Seol Harin Sow! Please come with us!"
"Ahem... If the junior sow insists that much, I guess I have no choice. We'll stop by a café on the way. I'll buy dessert."
Only then did Seol Harin perk up.
"Yay! I love dessert! Cake's gotta be the classic milk cream cake, right?"
"I prefer ice cream cake."
"Ice cream has milk too, so approved!"
They were bonding over favorite cakes when Seol Harin suddenly cut in.
"Cake's gotta be crème brûlée."
"......?"
"......?"
Crème brûlée?
The fuck...?
The conversation stalled hard, and Seol Harin looked flustered.
"Y-you don't know crème brûlée? It's at the Myth Hotel... super famous place..."
'Like she'd have eaten something that pricey...?!'
The reason Seol Harin had no friends?
Suddenly made perfect sense.
Her upbringing was just too different.
Her personality, speech, looks—all too aristocratic. Hard to approach.
Still, some affection had built up, huh?
Cloé decided to play along.
"Oh yeah, I've heard of it. Supposed to be crazy good."
"My fave's the mango purée crème brûlée cake. That slightly torched sweet mango cream? God's move. Crispy outside, moist and sweet inside. And their vanilla latte with crème brûlée? Perfect match with scones. As a kid, I wanted all three meals from there..."
"......"
"......"
'This total nerd bitch...'
That day, Cloé and Park Woo-yu had to endure 30 minutes of Seol Harin's tastes and preferences.
Anyway, the three were at least a bit closer now.
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📰 Taeyang Ranch Livestock Experience Said I'd post a review before. A lowly commoner who couldn't get into any decent club and has no senior connections ㅜ Had no choice but to try for the Vtubber fan club, but saw the Taeyang Ranch poster and picked that instead; Thought it was first-come-first-serve, but nope, had auditions too ffs Anyway, I passed, and nothing crazy so far. Skipped the "free PT" obviously (it's sex PT, not workout PT ;) Now wandering around with my lame sow name tag... ffs But no wrongful conviction trials, so satisfied ㅇㅇ 💬 Comments — Anonymous Pig's talking lol — Anonymous Oink oink~ — Anonymous Fuck I got rejected ㅡㅡ — Anonymous PT for real? So Seol Harin does guys? — Anonymous Yeah!!! You dumb? Obviously TS first then get railed? — Anonymous Why bother TS? It's gay shit... 📰 Bitch Joined the Ranch 1st year heroine who's milking and selling milk She had a livestock name tag too lol Thought it was just named after a ranch but it's a real milking ranch lmao 💬 Comments — Anonymous She has a milk-squeezing ability? — Anonymous Yeah, uses her Stigma and girls lactate lol. Buff potion. — Anonymous What's her name? Where to buy milk? Price? Urgent, reply fast — Anonymous Taeyang Ranch, supply milk to Ark cafeteria!!!!! ⭐ Top Comment — Anonymous Still taking ranch people? — Anonymous A truckload wanna join; — Anonymous Why's everyone dying to be livestock? Low level af ㅉㅉ By far, the hottest topic was Taeyang Ranch.
People were shocked by the bizarre antics but envious of those who made it in.
But the buzz wasn't just about the ranch.
📰 Shock Warning) Kuma's Fucking Hot Now (Back view pic of Kuma without muscles) Was like "Did Ark have a tall girl with such a killer body?" Turns out it's Kuma Senior ffs lmao 💬 Comments — Anonymous Bullshit — Anonymous Now Ak-gallers doing creepshots? Level lol — Anonymous How's that Kuma? — Anonymous No pink hair aside, zero in common ffs — Anonymous Trolling? — Anonymous Sightings aren't just one or two ⭐ Top Comment — Anonymous Same class as Kuma. Her muscles vanished and she's stunning now, we're all shocked too; Kuma Rodriguez.
Testimonies were flying that her muscles had vanished in just a week.
The change was so dramatic, many students couldn't believe pics.
The rumors exploded thanks to Kuma herself.
After the muscle-loss buzz, she rarely showed up.
The truth came out in 1st-year combat class.
"Everyone warmed up?"
Ark's gym.
Combat prof Yurik overlooked us from the ring.
Ark even has a ring for bare-hand fighting...!
"Today, special guest TA to help with class. You all know her: bare-hand fighting supernova and vice student council prez, your senior. Kuma. Come on up."
Step-
Kuma stepped into the ring.
Her true form revealed at last.
"Th-that's Senior Kuma?"
"Where'd all the muscle go...?"
"Kinda hot now though?"
"She's gorgeous..."
Her old build could've passed for a 'gorilla' no problem.
But now? Total opposite.
"Hey hey! Shut the fuck up! Who's calling her pretty?! Huh?! I'll kill any bastard looking down on me!!!"
Kuma yelled, face flushed.
Toned yet voluptuous figure.
Now on the slimmer side, she was peak 'athletic babe' material.
Kids kept whispering.
"Rumor is she lost to Kim Taeyang, went into shock, muscles melted away..."
"Maybe Kuma Senior wants to be a sow too?"
"Trying to fit Kim Taeyang's tastes maybe..."
Wild imaginations.
But reality was different.
Kuma's muscles melted 'cause of the protein I fed her!
⚔ EFFECT LIST ⚔ [Advanced Antidote] - Removes toxins from the body. - Partially removes toxin side effects. Effect from Kim Taeyang's 'Drug Chance' skill.
Figured it might nix steroid effects and sides too? Nailed it.
"I'll teach wrestling basics now, follow along! You there! Up to the ring!"
Kuma became combat TA, teaching 1st years.
But...
She got too hot, so boys were loving it...!
"Like this! Arm between the legs and pull!!"
"Guh...!"
"How's it feel, Rebel Nam?"
"Ah, not feeling it yet!"
"Huh? You're pretty flexible?"
"Gaaaaaaah!!"
Beautiful Kuma's armbar.
Turned into a 'happy lock'...!
Crack-
"?"
Some kids held too long and snapped their arms.
"H-hey! What if you hold till it breaks?!"
"Hehehe! It's fine, Vice Prez! Just heal the break! Left arm next?"
"Huh...?"
Rebel Nam was one of 'em...
Anyway.
My turn came.
"Kim Taeyang... Thanks to your training tips, I'm stronger. Gotta say thanks."
"Kukuku. Who knew that damn gorilla bitch would turn into such a fine sow? Hit bikini bodybuilding comp, you'd snag gold easy."
"Tch. That trash mouth's still the same. Was starting to think you weren't half bad."
"Oi. No better man than me in this world?"
"Hilarious... Stick out your arm! Thanks are thanks, class is class!"
Kuma locked me in armbar.
Pressure building as she squeezed.
But I didn't budge.
"Huh? That's it?"
"You little shit... Wanna bluff and snap your arm too?!"
No...
Kim Taeyang's bluff trait means I can't tap even if it kills me, so let go already...
It hurts...
"Oi. I get it, lemme try."
"Hah. Fine. Give it a shot. Pro tip: fighting ain't just brute force. They call it 'chess with your body.' Takes brains."
"This bitch so fucking dumb but acting smart? Hilarious. Kukuku."
"You little...!"
Talking shit, but I focused on class.
This body's a world-saving hero.
Bare-hand fighting? Might never use it, but no harm learning.
"Just shove between legs and pull, right?"
Squeeze...!
Grabbed her hand, shoved between legs, pulled.
Checked if right—looked up at Kuma...
"......"
She wore a weird expression.
Pain? Or pitying my shitty technique?
"Oi! Say something!!"
"N-not like that...! Pull harder!!"
"Huh?"
Squeeeeze!!
Trusted her, yanked harder.
She didn't even scream.
Seemed locked right?
What's wrong?
"Oi steroid sow! Not really painless, right?! Huh?! Lie and you're dead?!!"
"H-hurts not at all... A bit more, just a bit...!"
"Tch."
Squeeeeeeeze!!!
Pissed off, yanked super hard.
Then—
Crack...!!
"?"
Kuma's arm snapped.
"Oi! What the fuck?! Bluffing through pain?!"
"Guhhh..."
Kuma's face flushed red.
Her gaze blatantly fixed on my crotch...
Then it hit me.
'This bitch was feeling my dick so wouldn't tap?!!!!! '
Since when did my armbar turn into happy lock?!?!