Chapter 48
Chapter 48
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 48
Chapter Title: Super OP Livestock Girls' Freshly Squeezed 1++ Milk – I'll Drink It Well!!!!!!
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Cloé was handling the proceedings, while Seol Harin and I took charge of the judging.
The evaluation criteria were, naturally, their abilities as heroes.
Physical prowess, Constellation rank, Stigmata, and so on.
"Tch. They're all so boring, aren't they?"
"That's to be expected. The talented students have already built connections with seniors through clubs. The ones who came all the way here to the ranch just don't have that kind of talent."
They were the types who traded their rights for safety.
In other words, the bottom rung of Ark's hierarchy.
"Next contestant, please come up."
A female student stepped onto the stage.
Aside from her ridiculously huge breasts, she didn't look particularly special.
"Hello! I'm Park Milky! Please take good care of me!!"
Unlike the previous contestants, she brimmed with confidence.
She rattled off her pitch in one breathless burst.
"I think I'm the perfect fit for Sun Ranch! For starters, my parents actually run a ranch, and I have hands-on experience working there! Plus, I'm currently selling special milk to cover my tuition! As for physical strengths, my breasts are huge, my hips are wide, so I should be able to win the ranch owner's favor—"
"Rejected. Next."
Seol Harin cut her off coldly.
Rejecting her the moment she mentioned breasts and hips... for real?
Seol Harin's jealousy was the stuff of legends...
"Hey, you sow! Don't reject her just 'cause her tits are bigger than yours! We don't even know her ability yet?!"
"It's not about her breasts. You can just tell her mindset is rotten."
"She's enthusiastic and proactive—what's rotten about that?!"
"You... don't praise other girls in front of me."
"Hey!!! That's my line, don't steal it!!!!"
While we bickered...
Park Milky, glancing nervously, activated her Stigma.
She was probably trying to showcase her ability.
And her target was Seol Harin, of all people.
"Yah!"
"Park Milky. What was that? Did you just challenge me to a duel? If so, I'll beat you half to death."
"N-No, that's not it...! I'm a support mage, and I just buffed you, Senior Sow!"
"A buff?"
Seol Harin stood up, flexing her hands and moving her body experimentally.
"I don't feel any improvement in my physical abilities. What exactly did you buff?"
"Well... your breasts..."
"My breasts? Ugh...?!"
Seol Harin suddenly slumped back into her seat, clutching her chest.
She looked extremely distressed.
"Hah? What's wrong with you, sow?"
"Th-This is insane..."
The elegant lady Seol Harin was swearing.
This was no ordinary situation.
What on earth had happened to her body?
"Hey! Stop being so vague and explain what's going on!"
"J-Just wait a second!!"
I forcibly pulled her to her feet and checked her chest.
The change was obvious at a glance.
"Hah... Hn...♡"
"?"
Seol Harin.
Her breasts were leaking milk...!
"Whoa...! What the hell is this?!! Milk?!!!!"
"Don't shout it like that!!"
Her face beet red, Seol Harin bolted out of the auditorium in a panic.
She was probably heading to the bathroom.
"Hey, Park Milky!"
"Yes!"
"What was that just now?"
"I can make women's breasts produce milk! That milk has special properties—the effects vary depending on the hero's unique traits!"
"Hah...? So breast milk acts like a buff potion?"
"Exactly, Ranch Owner!"
The ability to induce lactation...!
The ability to turn that milk into potions...!
The ability where the milk's effects change based on the hero's traits...!
The ability to turn Sun Ranch into a real ranch...!!!
"Hey hey!!!! Park Milky!!!!!! Are you freaking insane?!!!!! Where the hell have you been hiding?!!! Huh?!!!! You ultimate livestock girl optimized for the ranch!!!!!!!!"
"Thank you...!"
Jackpot!!!!!
She's hot as hell and her ability rocks—a top-tier livestock get!!!!!!
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After the auditions, we headed back to the dorm.
There was something we needed to verify.
"Hey, Big Tits! You done yet?"
"Pathetic milk cow Park Milky! Coming right out!"
Park Milky replied in the awkward yet enthusiastic tone of a newbie recruit.
Soon, Park Milky, Seol Harin, and Cloé entered the living room.
Both sows held glasses of milk.
Freshly squeezed, judging by the faint steam rising from the cups.
Their faces were equally flushed, but their attitudes couldn't have been more different.
"Y-You're really going to drink this...?"
Seol Harin was mortified,
"Hehe... I'm just a pathetic milk cow who can't even squeeze her own milk properly...♡"
While Cloé was fully immersed in her milk cow roleplay.
Park Milky continued her explanation with boundless enthusiasm.
"Don't worry about the taste! The Stigma from the Milk Cow Goddess makes it delicious too! That said, the flavor varies slightly based on the hero's traits, health, and mental state! Figuring out whose milk tastes the best is a fun bonus! That's all!"
Park Milky had been selling heroines' milk ever since she got her Stigma.
Taking a cut from the potion sales.
That's why she explained this pervy ability without batting an eye.
What a batshit insane setup.
Not that I can talk...
Cloé smirked after hearing Park Milky's rundown.
"A hero's traits affect the milk's taste too? Then Seol Harin's milk must taste like crap. Her personality's so twisted. Hehe."
"...What nonsense? I've been training longer than you, so I'm healthier, and my breasts are way bigger."
"D-Does breast size affect the taste?"
"Obviously?"
"I wasn't asking you!!"
They'd been shy moments ago, but now they were arguing over whose milk was tastier.
Always fighting at the drop of a hat...
I picked up the steaming glass of Seol Harin's milk, ignoring their squabbling.
"Hey. Cut it out. Time for the tasting."
"!"
Drinking the milk was purely to test this 'white potion's' effects.
Nothing more!
Super OP livestock girls' freshly squeezed 1++ milk—I'll drink it well!!!!!!
Gulp— Gulp—
"......"
They held their breath, waiting for my verdict.
"Clean and refreshing."
"Hmph..."
"Hey. Not bad for a milk cow."
"I-I'm not happy at all that you're praising the taste...?"
Even as she said it, the corners of her mouth twitched upward.
Of course, taste wasn't the main point.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Drank high-grade milk cow's milk!] [You'll feel energized while it's digesting...!] [Intimidation +30] [Agility +10] It was temporary, but the buff effect was real.
Especially the Agility boost—that stat was a weak point for me.
Next up: Cloé's milk.
Gulp— Gulp...!
"Sweet."
"See? Mine tastes better!"
"Hey! Taste isn't the point!"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Max Mana +30] [Mana Recovery +10] Cloé's milk boosted mana-related stats.
Another area where I was sorely lacking.
The main heroines live up to the name?
Both taste and effects are top-notch!
"You're both hired. From now on, squeeze milk every morning and carry it with you. I need fresh milk on hand whenever I want it."
"C-Carry milk around? Even to school?"
"Hah? Obviously? Put it in a tumbler or something."
"Fine..."
Beautiful girls carrying their own fresh milk 24/7...
It's a buff potion, but damn, it's kinda hot...!
"Hey, Big Tits. Does your milk have any special effects too?"
"Pathetic milk cow Park Milky! Honestly, my milk doesn't have great effects... It just enlarges women's breast size...."
Yeah, that'd be pretty useless then.
—Or so I thought.
Cloé's eyes lit up.
"Th-That's amazing...?"
"Huh?"
"Milk...! Can I try some of yours?!"
"Eek! W-Why?!"
"Just one sip!!"
I couldn't really picture Cloé with bigger breasts...
Ahem. Anyway.
Unfortunately, Park Milky's Stigma didn't work on Constellations.
It required a higher-level Stigma, apparently.
I considered stealing her 'Milk Cow Goddess' Constellation for myself... but nah, not worth it.
A measly 5-star.
The more Constellations I had, the harder favor management got, so better to target high-rank ones.
Time to wrap up the milk stuff and focus on ranch ops and the upcoming event.
"Mini Sow. Any free PT sign-ups?"
"Zero, as expected."
"Hah? Not a single one?"
"Everyone's scared of you, Sun, and they misunderstood what PT means anyway. Hehe. Their loss."
I'd half-expected it, but zero was brutal...
Whatever.
Less hassle for me.
I'll train the livestock in bulk later anyway.
"Alright, everyone out."
"Maybe it's the milk... I feel dizzy."
Seol Harin putting on some lame act.
Her skin was getting thicker by the day.
"Hey! Give me one day alone for once!! I need some me-time?!!"
"Thanks for the consideration, but I'm fine."
"What bullshit?!! I'm not fine!!! Mini Sow! Promise her a myofascial release tomorrow and drag her out!!!"
"Alright! Everyone out!! We have to listen to the Master!!"
"W-Wait—"
I finally cleared out the girls after promising a massage.
Now I can think straight...
Ranch management can go to Seol Harin and Cloé.
Harin as manager, Cloé keeping the livestock cohesive.
Of course, the student council won't sit idle.
The next event should be kicking off soon.
Kuma joins bare-handed combat class as a new TA.
High chance she'll target me during the combat evaluation.
Dubbed the 'Defeat Kuma!' event.
Kuma was good at powerlifting, but that was just a hobby.
Her hero specialty was bare-handed combat.
So I couldn't slack on my training either.
Luckily, I had the perfect sparring partner!
"Hey. Love Doll."
"......!"
The rubber beauty stood frozen like a statue.
She lumbered over and planted herself in front of me.
The rubber golem I'd stolen from Kang Ju-hyuk.
"Ready?"
"......!"
Wham───────!!!
I slammed my fist straight into her gut.
Hard enough to make her back skin ripple...!
The rubber golem rolled across the floor, then stood up like nothing happened.
"Talk about tanky! Come on! Full-throttle sparring every day from now on!!"
"......!!!"
Thud! Thud! Wham-!!
. . .
I pounded the rubber golem nonstop for about 10 minutes.
At first, I felt kinda bad for her.
But in the end, I was the pitiful one.
"Hah... This thing's durability is insane...?"
My stamina drained in seconds.
I was drenched in sweat like I'd showered.
The golem, meanwhile, wasn't fazed at all.
My hands hurt more the longer I hit...
Still, being able to whale on her freely was a plus...
"!"
Then, a genius idea flashed through my mind.
'Milk potions inherit the woman's traits...'
Seol Harin was an aggressive warrior who led with momentum and speed.
Her potion boosted Intimidation and Agility.
Cloé was a big-mana support mage.
Hers buffed mana stats.
What if... the rubber golem could make potions too?
'Insane flexibility and infinite tankiness potion from getting hit endlessly...?'
Her body itself would be broken OP.
No need for combat training then?
"Kukuku. This pervy plan is too hot."
Of course, whether the rubber girl could produce milk was a big if.
But as a veteran, I knew.
'The magic to turn a rubber beauty into a real girl...!'
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"Sorry for the emergency summon. I had no choice with the ranch issue."
Seol Ha-jeong had called an urgent student council meeting.
All about 'Sun Ranch'.
About to start the meeting, she tilted her head at Kuma's appearance.
"Kuma? You look a bit smaller."
"Haha! I learned some training from Kim Taeyang! It really works! My muscle size shrank, but I'm way stronger now! I thought he was just a thug, but he's surprisingly knowledgeable about fitness! And generous—no charge or anything! Glad I met him. Maybe he's not so bad after—"
Poke!
Lena jabbed Kuma's side.
Only then did Kuma notice Seol Ha-jeong's expression.
"I allowed you to meet Kim Taeyang, not to get friendly with him."
A chilling smile.
Seol Ha-jeong was pissed.
"S-Sorry...!!!"
Kuma broke into a cold sweat, suddenly disciplined.
She could be oblivious like this sometimes.
"Good that you're stronger. Let's start the meeting. Lena, your thoughts on the ranch?"
"He spread bad rumors about the student council and used that fear to recruit. Hate to admit it, but it was clever."
Seol Ha-jeong smiled faintly.
"And what were we doing? I recall public opinion was your job, Lena."
"...I have no excuse."
Silence fell over the meeting room.
Seol Ha-jeong gathered her thoughts and continued.
"First, we need intel on what they're up to... Kuma."
"Yes!"
"Since you're already chummy with Kim Taeyang, can you scout the ranch?"
'Not that chummy...!?'
Kuma swallowed her protest.
"Y-Yes!!"
"Lena, status on bribing the prof?"
Lena handed over documents like she'd been waiting.
"Bribed Yurik, the first-year bare-handed combat instructor. Starting this week, Kuma can join as TA. Also introduced combat sparring evals under 'sense of achievement.' Kuma will face Kim Taeyang during eval."
"Well done. Crush him in sparring. Kuma, you got this?"
Kuma clenched her fist and bellowed.
Overcompensating for her screw-up with pure confidence.
"Of course!! I'll beat him to near-death, then snap his arm in an armbar, choke him out for the tap! Unless he's some rubber man, no way I lose!!!"
And yet... that actually happened...?