Chapter 43
Chapter 43
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 43
Chapter Title: Got the Rubber Golem Cutie with God-Tier Endurance~☆
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Basic Dungeon Understanding class.
This was my favorite lecture.
Exciting content.
Brilliant structure.
Passionate instructor...
Just one problem.
The 'pace'.
"Hey, teach."
"Y-Yes! Kim Taeyang...!! Do you have a question?!"
Song Ga-young, the professor.
She was deathly afraid of me.
Probably because of all the rumors swirling around me and my rough looks.
I'm just a diligent model student, though...
So unfair...! Boo-hoo!
"You think we'll keep up at this rate? Class ends in five minutes flat."
"R-R-Right! No choice but to push it to next week—"
"Hah?! What kinda bullshit is that?!?! We skimmed over that super hot unit last time too, didn't we?!?!"
"B-But what can I do? Time's up..."
"Ain't it your fault for teaching it so damn good I couldn't stop taking notes?!?! Take responsibility and do makeup class!!!!!! Makeup!!!!!!"
Song Ga-young trembled as she asked the class for permission.
"Really sorry, but is it okay if I keep lecturing through break...?"
"Any complaints? Raise your hand! I'll fucking kill ya!! Huh?!?!"
…
Of course, no one dared.
I'm such a bad guy!!
Forcing the lecture to drag on!!
Feels like the worst thing I've done since coming to this world...!!!
"Kukuku. Don't look so bummed, guys? This is all to crank up your brain sensitivity. Huh?!"
That was when.
Out of nowhere, one student shot his hand up.
"J-Ju-hyuk...?"
"Hah?"
Kang Ju-hyuk.
He's been holing up in the corner like a total nerd lately, but today he brimmed with confidence.
"Break time's for breaking. It's right there in the school rules."
"Hah?! You nuts?!?! Then what about the missed lesson?!?! This part's so fucking sleek and crucial, you can't get it without the lecture!!!!!"
Kudang—!
Kang Ju-hyuk kicked his chair back and stood.
With a rough, determined vibe.
He pulled something from his pocket.
An ID card.
Probably student council issue.
"Cut the profanity!!!"
"?"
"I'm the officially recognized 'Classroom Guardian' by the student council...!!!"
Like a secret inspector arriving, dead serious.
The class started murmuring.
"What's a Classroom Guardian?"
"Dunno..."
"Lame-ass name..."
"The lamer, the scarier..."
Classroom Guardian.
An achievement you get from the student council route in the game.
Not super important, but that ID was handy.
It had the student council president's magic embedded.
"As Classroom Guardian, I punish you for disrupting class order right here...! Summon Rubber Golem...!!"
The ID glowed, magic circle etching on the floor.
A rubber golem popped up from the center.
…
Plain long straight hair.
Pretty face, no standout features.
100% expressionless.
Balanced figure, nothing special or lacking.
A perfectly average beauty who'd never stick in an eroge player's mind.
Her whole body was pure silicone white.
Like an unpainted figure?
'This is a... golem?'
This being an eroge world...
Even golems are naked female types!
"As Classroom Guardian, I challenge you to battle... Kim Taeyang! Get up and take your punishment!!"
"Whoa~ Found a top-shelf smooth love doll made of natural rubber!"
"?"
The rubber golem's definitely a solid minion.
Won't die no matter how much you beat it, perfect meat shield till mid-game.
So I'm snatching it.
"N-Not a love doll, it's a rubber golem!"
"Hah?! Looks like a love doll to anyone!!! Whole body's rubber!!! If it ain't an onahole, what's the point?!?!"
NTR Solution.
With this, nothing's off-limits!
⚙ NTR SOLUTION ⚙ ◆ Rubber Golem [User Hero: Kang Ju-hyuk] [Bond with User Hero: 15] [Trait: Bland & Basic] ◆ Solution + Low bond with hero! + Just a little effort and you can steal it! + Rubber Golem's trait 'Bland & Basic' makes it stronger without personality, but it craves individuality! + Tempt it by prettifying it! + Paint it, gift clothes or accessories! Gift clothes or accessories, it says.
Handy, I had one on me.
"You're actually cute~"
"...?"
"Like shiny stuff?"
I pulled out a gold medal.
The one from winning the sled dog race.
A bit much for an accessory, but...
This bland love doll might dig the excess?
"Whoaaa! It suits you perfect!! The shiny gold medal's the perfect accent—you're totally fashionable now!!!"
"...!"
The rubber golem glanced at the medal around her neck, making a slightly surprised gesture.
She can't talk or change expression, FYI.
Literally a 'rubber' golem.
🔔 AFFINITY SURGE 🔔 [Rubber Golem's affinity skyrockets.] x6 [Rubber Golem recognizes you as its master!]
Even a girl like that can be stolen...!
"Got the rubber golem cutie with god-tier endurance~☆"
Snatching a beauty golem live!
Everyone's jaw-dropped, then Seol Harin yelled.
"That's mine!"
"Hah? What bullshit?"
"The gold medal!!"
"?"
Since when was it yours...?
"Hey, sow! I'm just borrowing the medal, so chill!!"
"Tch... Give it back when we get home."
"You didn't even snag gold in every event—why the fuss?!?!"
Seol Harin got second in the 'Masturbation for Master' contest, right?
First place is still a mystery, but she's silver.
"Hmph. I'd win a rematch."
"???"
Hmm...
She's been practicing hard, huh.
Dunno why she's so proud.
Anyway...
"Hey, Kang Ju-hyuk. Thanks? I'll put your walking love doll to good use. Kukuku."
"W-Wait...! Cancel summon! Release!! Dismiss!!!"
His pathetic cries fell on deaf ears.
This ain't your summon anymore?
I sat back down and grabbed my pen.
"Hey, teach! Rip through the material already!!"
"Y-Yes, sir...!!"
Just as class was restarting.
Clack—
Seol Ha-jeong entered the classroom.
Vice prez Kuma and secretary Rena with her.
"Oh? Still in class?"
"Seol Ha-jeong...! Student council business here, right?! Sorry, kids! Next week I'll really blast through it!!"
Song Ga-young bolted like it was her chance.
Click-clack—
Seol Ha-jeong's seductive steps.
She smiled and headed to Kang Ju-hyuk.
"Ju-hyuk? What happened?"
"H-He... stole the golem."
"Oh? Missed the fun?"
Seol Ha-jeong didn't seem pissed.
Just intrigued.
This chick never gets rattled—infuriating.
"Sorry, sis..."
"Hehe. No need to cower. Plenty of chances."
Seol Ha-jeong patted Kang Ju-hyuk's head.
Probably to rile him up.
But...
Seol Harin's unfazed?
Her sister's face hardened.
Stopped petting.
"Ju-hyuk. You two fought bad, huh?"
"Huh...?"
"Never mind. Hand over the ID."
"B-But."
"Hey! Can't you hear the prez?! Huh?!?!"
"Kuh...!"
Kuma snatched the 'Classroom Guardian' ID from Kang Ju-hyuk.
Half the class stared at me and Seol Ha-jeong.
I spoke first.
"Hey! What're you doing here?"
"Teasing you, obviously. Forgot what I said? I haven't given up."
"I'd date a sow before you—buzz off!!"
"You little punk...! Watch your mouth with the prez!!!"
Grip!
Kuma Rodriguez barged in and grabbed my collar.
Arms as thick as mine, musclebound.
Short sports cut—could mistake for a dude.
But pink hair.
This student council's full of annoyances.
"You steroid pig bitch wanna die?!?! Huh?!?!"
"Thug trash...!"
Kuma's mouth clamped shut mid-curse.
Released my collar quick.
Thanks to Seol Harin.
⚡ KILLING INTENT ⚡ KUOOOOOOOOO————!!!!
"Kuh...!"
Chilling murderous aura.
Seol Harin gripped her sword hilt tight.
Not drawn, but it felt like sword strikes flashed before your eyes.
"Good retreat. One second later and I'd have drawn."
Kuma...
You'd be dead if you didn't back off.
"Tch... If not for prez's sis, you'd be flat already!"
"If not for senpai, you'd be dead."
…
Seol Harin overwhelmed everyone with killing intent.
She meant it.
Usually just home-sow treatment, but damn, she's strong.
Reliable sow...!
"Kuma. Let 'em chat easy?"
"S-Sorry, prez!"
"Nah, it's fine."
Kuma bowed 90 degrees like a thug.
"Taeyang likes pierced girls, right?"
"Huh?! Who said?!"
"No use playing dumb. I know you gave my cute lil sis a big navel piercing."
Seol Ha-jeong undid her shirt buttons.
Not top—navel level.
Parted shirt revealed a navel piercing.
Bigger, jigglier than Harin's—trashy vibe.
"Whaddya think? Pretty?"
Class buzzed.
Student council prez with navel piercing...
Prime gossip fuel!
…
Seol Harin trembled quietly beside me.
I grabbed her wrist to calm her.
"Hey. Chill. Nothing'll happen."
"...Okay."
Fighting here just hurts us.
Seol Ha-jeong's here to watch her sis squirm.
"Heard you like piercings, so I got four. Ears were pierced, added navel... Guess the other three?"
She giggled, teasing me.
Would fluster a 20-year-old punk.
But I'm Kim Taeyang!!!
"Hah?! Obviously nips and clit hood!!! Where else?!?!"
Seol Ha-jeong laughed amused.
"Wrong~ Ears, helix, and tongue."
Finally showed her ears.
Dirty fake-out!
"Turned into a pierced-up sow. Wasted spots, though?"
"You like 'em there more?"
"Duh?! Ear piercings are lame-ass!!"
"Could do it."
Everyone turned.
Class eavesdroppers, Kuma, Rena, even Seol Harin.
"Date me, and I'll do anything."
Devil bitch.
Sis-pissing-off demon.
"I could do that too!!"
Seol Harin finally snapped.
"Oh? Why so mad? You're not even dating."
"Gross... Sick of this...!"
"Harin. I'm helping. You've always needed me since we were kids."
"Bullshit!"
"See? Left alone, you slave to some thug?"
"I'm not just slave—I'm sow...!!"
This'll blow up bad.
I stood, hoisted Seol Harin over my shoulder.
"P-Put me down!"
"Hey, sow! Calm your tits and stay put!!"
Smack— smack—!
"Eut...!"
Spanked quiet finally.
Heading out, Seol Ha-jeong blocked.
"Taeyang. Ear and tongue? Magnets, not real."
"Hah? Bull?"
Snap!
Mask-girl Rena palmed out.
Seol Ha-jeong spat tongue piercing on it.
Helix too.
"Magnets. Sorry for lying? But three real ones exist. Pass student council trials—no 'fail'—and I'll show."
"So nips and clit hood after all?!?!"
"Hehe... Maybe? Kuma. Rena. Let's go."
"Yes, prez!!"
She waved casually and left.
Arrogant bitch...
Wanna sow-ify her now...!
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ After the commotion, student council execs met.
"Check trial prep...? Huh? Forgot papers...?"
Seol Ha-jeong fumbled; Rena slid them over instantly.
"Thanks, Rena."
Student council trials.
A dragnet for Kim Taeyang and his crew.
"First, gym room—who's on it?"
"Us."
Marathon twins, Mount brothers, raised hands.
"Long-distance race. Our specialty back in the day."
"No losing. Good. Next?"
Second: Knowledge room.
Top brain Yoo Young's gig.
"Yoo Young switched quiz subjects? For Kim An-kyung?"
"Taeyang used brains. Stuck history nerd Kim An-kyung on team. Switched to literature."
"Thorough. Good job."
First two rooms? No sweat.
Small fry vs. Kuma, Rena, herself.
Real fights start third room.
"Kuma next?"
"Yup...! Event: Concrete Wrestling...! Literal floor sumo!! I'll hoist that punk and slam his skull!!!"
"Kuma. Can't kill students. Crime."
"O-Oh, didn't think that far...!"
"Too violent—controversy."
"Sorry!! I'll brainstorm—"
Rena cut in.
"Powerlifting."
"Powerlifting?"
"You hold unofficial world record. Perfect."
Powerlifting.
Whoever lifts heaviest wins.
Kuma's a superhuman record-holder.
"Hey! That's cheating!! I'm pro, he's just gym-bro flailing!"
"Scared?"
"Who scared?! Don't fuck with me, Rena!!!"
Seol Ha-jeong calmed her.
"Kuma. Powerlifting's smart. Opponent's no joke—stole my sis's Constellation, crushed Guidance Committee."
"I-If prez says... Got it."
'Her fire's dying...'
Pro vs. normie match? Embarrassing.
Her face showed it?
Seol Ha-jeong icily jabbed.
"Not cocky, right? Lose at powerlifting, you're just useless pig."
"N-No way! I won't lose!!"
Kuma straightened up.
Private bulk, rookie vibe.
"Hehe. Joke. Relax."
"No...! I'll give my all!!"
'Can't disappoint prez...!'
Kuma stiffened with discipline.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Trials span full day.
Morning/afternoon/evening testing first-years and Guidance Committee.
Late evening.
Last slot: us at trial door.
Me, Seol Harin, Cloé, Kim An-kyung, Rebel Nam, and even Spankingus...!
...Wait.
Why's Spankingus here?
"Hah? Catbitch, why'd you come?"
"To repay favor, nyang! Spankingus gratitude, nyang!"
Cat-shaped Spankingus hopped on my shoulder, nyang-punching.
Light particles swirled, enveloping me.
✨ SPANKINGUS BLESSING ✨ Strength stat doubled for 24 hours. "Challenger's power super strong now, nyang!"
Power surging through me...!
3-lift PR guaranteed...!!
"Hey! Thanks!"
"Nyang nyang. Spank butt, nyang!"
This damn cat does something useful...?
Smack smack smack—!
Can't not give butt-spanks?!?!
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