Chapter 42
Chapter 42
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 42
Chapter Title: Compared to All the Women So Far, How Good Was It? Like, Top What Percent...?
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Children sometimes spout curses without any malice.
It's because of their pure, untainted innocence.
Seol Harin trying to drink urine was along the same lines.
Highly advanced purity is no different from a filthy sow urinal...!
Anyway.
After sorting out the situation, we went to bed.
Naturally, I couldn't fall asleep easily and kept tossing and turning.
"Hey... you're still awake, right?"
"Huh?"
"I have something to ask..."
"What?"
"Well..."
She was dragging her words out, which was rare for her.
Normally, I'd have snapped at her right away.
But I held back since I felt a bit embarrassed too.
"Stop beating around the bush and spit it out!!!"
But I failed at holding back.
"You've got a lot of experience, don't you...?"
A question that hit me right in the gut.
A lot of experience?
Well, Kim Taeyang probably does.
But me?
"......"
I'll skip the detailed explanation.
"How was it with other women?"
"What, just regular sex, right?"
"Were they women who could take something that big without batting an eye...?"
"It varied from person to person."
With no memories, I had no choice but to make up vague answers.
"So, was it good with me...?"
"I told you earlier, right? I came hard."
"Not that—compared to all the women you've been with so far, how good was it? Like, top what percent...?"
She wants a grade or something...?
This is just like those losers who ask after sex, 'Was it good? How good?'...!
But Seol Harin pulling that off was kinda cute...
"Is that even a question?"
"What do you mean?"
"Obviously, doing it with you was the best, duh?"
"R-really...?"
"Really. It felt so good I don't even want to do it again."
"......?"
It really was the best feeling so far.
But I've only got five pills left...
"What does that mean? Good or bad, I can't tell."
"If we keep fucking like this, I'll end up as dumb as you did. We've both got our heroic duties, so we gotta moderate the pleasure, right?"
Seol Harin fell silent for a moment, then quietly muttered.
"Heroic duties... You're always so hard to follow. I'll keep that in mind."
The pill's effects are solid.
From now on, I'll hoard NTR coins even more thoroughly.
Who knows when another lust suppressant pill might pop up.
And I'll hunt for hidden artifacts I don't know about too.
If there's a lust suppressant pill, there could be artifacts like that as well.
"Hey."
"Sigh? What now?"
"Can you give me your arm as a pillow?"
"No."
"......"
Lust suppression aside.
There was another issue from the pseudo-sex.
'My relationship with Seol Harin has gotten ambiguous...!'
Are we dating?
But dating a sow feels kinda off?
Promote her to girlfriend?
Then we'd be doing constant skinship?
She'd come at me wanting sex again in no time...?
'Can't date her...'
After agonizing over it.
I decided maintaining fuck-buddy distance was best.
Fortunately, Seol Harin just seemed a little disappointed and didn't think it was too weird.
"Okay. I'm just a sow, so I should be grateful just to sleep next to you. It's a bit unfair, but no helping it."
If I spin it positively, maybe Seol Harin likes the sow position.
Academia's heroines are all latent masochists anyway.
Of course, that's just wishful thinking.
Who knows what she really thinks.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ The house got noisy after morning exercise.
"Ah- say ahh."
Seol Harin, apron on, trying to feed me chicken breast salad.
"Huh? I said get off! I've got hands too!!"
"You hunt women like crazy, and now you say that?"
"Hey! Weren't we forgetting all that...?!"
Seol Harin was clearly enjoying this.
Using my womanizing as leverage to do whatever she wants...!
"You insolent sow...!?"
"Exactly... Your mouth opens wide when you say that."
Munch munch...
Ahem...
This wasn't really skinship, so I just let her feed me.
"Thanks for the excellent protein today tooo...!!!"
"?"
Cloé suddenly jabbed a dogeza from under the table.
Then she buried her face in the plate on the floor and ate salad and milk.
Just like a dog eating...
"Hey, mini sow!! Why the hell are you eating off the floor?!?"
"Heh heh... How could a sow like me eat at the same table as Taeyang...?"
"Cut the crap and sit in the chair!!"
"Sows like me eat sniffing foot smells like this..."
"At least use a fork!! Why ignore perfectly good utensils and eat with your mouth?!?"
"Because I'm a sow... Oink oink..."
Cloé fully indulging in her self-maso scenario.
Even after exercise, she was like this, so Cloé was walking a thin line lately.
But Cloé was too easy to handle.
"Mini sow. If you don't get up on the table right now, no evening PT or massage today...!"
"N-no way...?!"
Cloé's shoulders slumped.
She picked up her bowl and sat at the table.
Seol Harin handed her a fork, and Cloé gripped it with trembling hands.
"Sob... Sniff... Not only sitting a sow at the table... but feeding her with a fork...!"
"?"
Tears like chicken shit streaming down her face.
This situation seemed utterly humiliating to her.
Her expression was so real, for a moment I wondered if I was doing something horribly wrong.
But no matter how I thought about it, no.
You're just crazy, that's all!!!
"Woof woof woof!!"
"Sniff sniff~"
"Feels good!! Hit me more!! Pant pant!!!"
"Pomi likes it, so Kkubul likes it tooooo...!"
And in the midst of it, Pomi and Kkubul were in female form from morning, playing spanking games...
Now that I looked, the house was a total mess.
A sow aiming for skinship by exploiting her owner's weakness,
A sow feeling humiliated by being treated like a person.
Even Constellations getting off on spanking...
Stop...
This is chaos...
It's already this crazy now—what happens when more sows and Constellations pile up...?
Too scary...
Ding-dong-
The doorbell rang.
Anyone coming to my dorm?
"I'll go check. Stay put."
I got up, desperate for even a moment's escape from this hell.
Click-
Waiting outside was Vice Head Shin Hye-won.
"Huh? What's up, sis?"
"W-well..."
Shin Hye-won was blushing and hesitating.
No reason for her to visit this early, right?
Some big issue with Guidance Committee assembly?
Maybe because of that intelligence degeneration threat last time...?!
"C-Cloé said you'd do it 'for free' even with a professor like me..."
What.
Just PT talk?
Got me worried for nothing.
Cloé did say that.
The Vice Head wants PT from me.
It was a bit odd, though.
A hero like Shin Hye-won should already be plenty trained.
I figured she had nothing to learn from me.
But whatever.
She might just want it anyway.
Free stuff makes anyone want it, right?
"Heh heh. Of course. I'll drill you hard, so brace yourself~"
"Th-thanks...! I've prepared in my own way...!"
"Ah- hold on. Don't come in. Just finished up."
"Finished? Oh no. I came too late... Then when should I come back-"
Seol Harin cut off Shin Hye-won.
"Who's there?"
"Eek...?!"
The moment she heard the voice, Shin Hye-won bolted down the hallway.
Her speed was impressive...
But why's she acting like that?
"...No one's there?"
"Vice Head was here."
"Professor Shin Hye-won?"
"She heard your voice and ran off. You two got something going?"
"What are you talking about? I only see her in class."
Even if Seol Harin was jealousy incarnate, she wouldn't pick a fight with Shin Hye-won...
She's pretty polite to professors.
Maybe Shin Hye-won just got the wrong idea because she's not too bright...?
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Early morning.
Kang Ju-hyuk cautiously headed to the student council room.
It was because of Seol Ha-jeong's summons.
"President...?"
"You're here?"
Seol Ha-jeong greeted him with a bright smile.
Kang Ju-hyuk, childhood friends with Seol Harin, was also close to Seol Ha-jeong.
They'd played together plenty back in snot-nosed days.
"You dismissed all your Constellations as promised?"
"Yes. What'd you call me here for this early, President?"
"Hee hee. No need for 'President' between us. Let's drop the formalities."
"Ah, yes, sis..."
Her sudden friendliness felt a bit awkward.
They hadn't talked since middle school.
But the awkwardness was overshadowed by excitement.
'Ha-jeong sis got even prettier... And her chest is way bigger...'
Thump thump.
His heart started racing uncontrollably.
"You just checked out my chest, didn't you?"
"!"
Kang Ju-hyuk whipped his head away.
His face burned with embarrassment.
"Full of energy this morning? Go ahead and look. I'll allow staring."
With that, Seol Ha-jeong took off her uniform top.
Her figure stood out even more over the tight shirt.
Gulp-
Kang Ju-hyuk just kept swallowing hard.
"Do you know why I recruited you to the student council?"
"N-no... Not really."
"Because you have the talent for it."
"Talent...?"
Talent.
Just months ago, he'd heard that word so often it stuck in his ears.
He had three Constellations, after all.
But after repeated losses to Kim Taeyang.
The 'once-in-a-generation talent' label following him had vanished.
"I know you're disappointed in yourself."
"I..."
Then, Seol Ha-jeong grabbed Kang Ju-hyuk's hand firmly.
"Ju-hyuk. You're just lost your confidence right now. If working in the student council helps you regain it and shine with your talent, I'd be thrilled. You'll do that for me, right...?"
Thump!! Thump!!
A pleasant fragrance brushed his nose.
Seol Ha-jeong's hand felt soft and fresh, like a young leaf basking in sunlight.
"In that case... I'll do my best!"
"Good boy, my Ju-hyuk? You'll keep listening to me from now on too, right?"
"Of course! But... sis."
"Yeah?"
"Can I ask one thing?"
"Anything."
A warm, kind smile.
180 degrees from Seol Harin.
Hard to believe they were sisters.
That gentle attitude gave Kang Ju-hyuk even more courage.
"Did you really...?"
"Do what?"
"...kiss with Kim Taeyang...?"
"......"
Kang Ju-hyuk didn't want to believe it.
My Ha-jeong sis!
The sis I'd admired since childhood!
Forced to kiss that thug...!
'I knew way earlier than that!!!!'
Kang Ju-hyuk clenched his fist without realizing.
"What if you did?"
"...Huh?"
"You're not my boyfriend."
A heavy fact.
But Kang Ju-hyuk had a heavy counter.
"We shared our first kiss!"
A hazy memory of their first kiss.
It happened when he was seven.
Around when he was getting close to Seol Harin.
First time visiting her house, he played with Seol Harin and Seol Ha-jeong.
Back then, Kang Ju-hyuk liked Seol Harin.
Little Seol Harin showed him big affection too.
While Seol Harin was in the bathroom.
His two-years-older sis, Seol Ha-jeong, forced a kiss on him.
-This is a kiss.
-Kiss...?
-Only for loving couples.
-Do you love me, sis?
-Do you love Harin?
-I'm... not sure yet...
-Then I'm not sure either.
Even recalling it now, it was loaded with meaning.
"Hee hee. Right, that happened."
Seol Ha-jeong seemed to finally remember.
Actually, it was just illusion magic trick, not a real kiss.
But to Ju-hyuk, it was a real memory.
"Still not close with Harin?"
"Huh? Well... we fought a bit."
"Fought? Like, cut ties?"
"No, not that bad, but Kim Taeyang's been in the way, so not many chances to talk."
"So you're still friends?"
"Yeah."
Seol Ha-jeong pulled something from a drawer and handed it over.
It was a special student council ID.
"This is...?"
"I've enchanted that ID with powerful summoning magic. It'll give you special privileges."
"Can I really take this?"
"Of course. You've got the talent."
Kang Ju-hyuk, after some hesitation, took the ID.
Seol Ha-jeong smiled brightly.
"That should let you take down Kim Taeyang easily."
"K-Kim Taeyang...?"
"Yep. I guarantee it."
Her voice was cheerful, but the weight was real.
"So I have to take him out?"
"I just want to help you."
"Help how?"
"Don't you want to get close with Harin again?"
Of course he did.
Losing Seol Harin was too regrettable.
"Obviously..."
"Then go claim her. Beat Kim Taeyang in front of Harin."
Kang Ju-hyuk slowly nodded.
'Yeah. I'll win Harin back. Ha-jeong sis believes in me...!'
"You'll do it, right?"
"I'll definitely take him down. I'll get Harin back and return things to normal. So we three can hang out like before...!"
Seol Ha-jeong clasped her hands happily.
She smiled like a leaf bathed in sunlight.
"Yes. Let's hang out as three like before. You, me, and Harin too, squeezed right in."