Chapter 131
Chapter 131
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 131
Chapter Title: You Bastard!!! Are You Trying to Become a Model Student and Shame Your Old Man?!!!
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Justice as a whole had been dyed in the colors of the Taeyang Church, and many things had changed.
Frames containing my face hung in various places throughout the building.
Wooden plaques inscribed with the 'Ten Commandments of the Sow Pig' were put up as well.
Statues of 'Kim Taeyang Riding the Sow Pig' could be seen everywhere.
Just like crucifixes with Jesus nailed to them.
The changes weren't just superficial.
What's the difference between a pigsty and a major corporation?
A major corporation has systems and structure.
Our Taeyang Church had just introduced the 'Believer Personnel Management System'.
"We're starting the believer ID photo shoots. Believers, please hold up your resident registration cards and look at the camera."
The Taeyang Church believer IDs required a special pose.
"With your free hand, make a V sign and give us a big, bright smile."
Hold up your ID, flash a kimchi smile, and snap.
Unlike clichéd fanservice tropes, there's no exposure, so don't get the wrong idea…!
This pose was due to Seol Harin's policy.
-We need to instill obedience in the believers. Make them internalize their membership by forcing them into an embarrassing pose.
I'd talked her out of stripping them naked, which is how we settled on this.
I'd noticed it back when we were running the sow pig ranch, but Seol Harin was definitely a psychopath.
The perfect CEO, but as a heroine, she's a bit too scary!
While they were getting their photos taken, I checked the news and videos.
With the guild situation changing rapidly these days, I was sensitive to public opinion.
-Justice, reborn around Kim Taeyang, achieves mythic 90% clear rate!
-Kim Taeyang: Competent hunter or cult leader?
-Shocker… Justice ranch theory confirmed!
Mainstream media evaluations were mostly negative.
Ever since Park Hee-yeon's belly button piercing reveal, conspiracy theories about me had taken flight.
Honestly, this was tame compared to the rest.
Issue-hungry YouTubers were going berserk.
-Caution: Spoilers!) The Bizarre Tale of the Man Who Swallowed a Guild Whole with His Massive Cock
-[Shock!] [Horror!] Did You Know Hypnosis Apps Are Real? -On-Site Report, Kim Taeyang Edition-
-"I Only Eat S-Ranks"... Cock Genius Kim Taeyang! The Shocking Truth of the Man Turning Women Worldwide into Sow Pigs!!!
-How to Boost Your Stamina Like Kim Taeyang Revealed!!!
I had no idea why these guys were so obsessed with my dick.
It's not like I'd whipped it out on camera.
I'd been careful not to say a word about the guild, toning down my language as much as possible…
This is total bullshit!
Of course, I wasn't entirely blameless…
Still, total bullshit!!!
I'd even tried to clean up my image.
I uploaded a company pull-up contest video.
But everyone called it too contrived and creepy, so I had to take it down quick…
What's creepy about people working out!
Gathering everyone for pull-up contests is wholesome and cool!
Whatever… can't be helped.
Water under the bridge.
I'll keep the fanatic image but prove it with results.
As long as I keep pushing raids and touting our performance, the stock will rise on its own.
"Hey. Guild Leader Sow Pig. I'm heading back to Ark Island now."
"Pardon? Already? There's still so much you need to do…"
She'd wanted me gone quick before, but now she was clinging.
"Guild ops are your job, aren't they? I'll trust you, so work hard. Run around with that Guild Leader Sow Pig nametag jingling? Heh heh heh."
"But… I'm not confident on my own…"
"Hey hey! Just call if something comes up, yeah? Besides, you're more capable than you think!"
"A-alright! I'll do my best!"
She replied with a flushed, excited face.
Just as I'd told her.
I was heading back to Ark Island now.
Semester start was still a ways off, so I planned to shake off the lingering fatigue.
Ark Island had stunning natural beauty too.
Perfect for a vacation spot.
Not 100% vacation, though.
I was aiming for stat boosts with the heroines via bonus events.
Killing two birds with one stone.
"Hey, sow pigs. Time to go?"
"Yes…!"
I left the guild with the heroines.
The awkward reunion happened in the lobby.
Striding in like he owned the place.
Blond hair, perfect suit fit.
A smile that was sexy bordering on slutty.
"Hey!!! Son!!!!"
"Haa…?"
Kim Tae-gun.
My father had appeared.
Surrounded by a gaggle of beauties.
"S-Rank heroes getting railed left and right?! As a father, I'm so damn proud… ya?!!!"
He shook his magic wand on the last syllable.
Yes.
A real magic wand.
Pink-pink one that little girls under seven would go nuts for.
It spewed garish rainbow lights and output a voice.
"In the name of justice! Transform!" "Heuugh-!"
As the wand's line ended, one beauty next to Kim Tae-gun let out a moan.
Her legs buckled, and she collapsed…
"Hey, Dad! You shove vibrators in these women and trigger 'em with a magic wand?!!"
"Kuhahaha! You saw right through it… ya?!!!"
"In the name of justice! Transform!" "Eungiiiit-!!"
A different woman collapsed each time he pressed it.
Seemed random activation…
Dad!
Are you fucking insane?!
"Anyway, why are you here?"
"Son!!! How can you say that, it hurts my feelings… ya?!!! No father could resist visiting the kingdom his son built with his dick… ya?!!! Introduce me to your son's fuckhouses!!!!"
"……."
I'd felt it from the start, but Kim Tae-gun was a dangerous guy.
Last time, he'd helped rescue Seol Harin's mom, Jung Yun-ah.
Appeared like lightning, took out the villain for me, and bounced.
Even this father had paternal love intact.
The problem was his sexual deviance.
I couldn't forget our early phone call after possession.
"Son steals father's woman!! Father steals son's woman back!!! Steal her again! Steal steal steal!!! Infinite looping NTR, right?!!!!" This guy might be Kim Taeyang's true nemesis.
My enemy, potentially.
"Hey, Dad. No fuckhouses here."
"Haa?!! What're you saying, son?!!! Rumors say you corrupted Justice's women into 'Titstice' with your massive cock, and it's reached my secretary's womb… too!!!!"
"In the name of justice! Transform!" "Haaang-!?"
Kim Tae-gun kept fiddling with the wand even while talking to me.
Impressive in many ways.
"Ahh- those are just rumors, no need to mind 'em."
"Rumors…?!!"
"Dad, your son doesn't do sex and stuff- Hey, sow pigs. Right?"
Rena chimed in primly, like she'd been waiting.
"Yes, father-in-law. He's one of the most upstanding students at school."
Father-in-law…?
Before I could tilt my head, Seol Harin jumped in.
"I-I'm the legal wife! This sow pig is just a concubine!"
"Mind your manners in front of father-in-law? Don't call me a kid, brat?"
"You hag…!"
Whoa whoa. Take it outside if you're gonna fight…
Thankfully, Cloé and Kuma kept it from escalating.
I tried to brush it off, but Kim Tae-gun's expression turned grave.
"S-son…?!!!"
He looked utterly shocked.
Like he couldn't handle reality.
What the hell was wrong?
"How did this happen…? Not banging women…? Then what the hell do you do…?"
"Ahh- Study and training. Obvious, right?"
Boom-!!!
He reeled again, genuinely rocked this time.
Like he'd been hit by a rock.
The beauties barely propped him up.
"You bastard!!! Planning to become a model student and shame your old man?!!!"
"?"
What's shameful about being a model student?
Come to think of it, he'd done this before.
He'd sent me to Ark not for study or training, but to fuck women…
This guy's brain was research material.
"We had a deal, right?!! At Ark, anywhere, you'd fuck women hard…!!!"
Kim Tae-gun was on the verge of tears.
So… he was sad I wasn't banging women…?
"Hey, old man!!! Stop forcing me!!! Not interested in women!!!!"
"Please…! For your old man's face, promise me…! Steal other guys' girls…! Flaunt it in public…! Treat 'em like objects and fuck 'em…! Knock 'em up shamelessly, ease your dad's mind…!!!"
What the fuck…
"Haaa?!!! Why should I live for you?!!! Huh?!!! That's boring as shit!!! I'm gonna study my ass off and train diligently!!! Nothing beats the high of living right!!!! Heh heh heh…!!!"
"Please, son…!"
Kim Tae-gun grabbed my hand.
He shoved a box of condoms at me.
"Don't need this crap!!!"
"Son…!"
"Hey, sow pigs! Let's go!"
I brushed past Kim Tae-gun.
He didn't chase.
Just screamed at my back, near a wail.
"Son!!! This dad will never give up on you…!!!"
"Tch. Whatever, you old fart…"
The lobby echoed with wand whirs and women's moans.
*
— Sender: Caroline Oh. Sun Kim! Heard you left! Sorry I couldn't say goodbye due to business trip! Our hero! Me, Rose, you. We'll meet again! God blass you! A message from Caroline.
No plans to meet again, but…
Why does she nail Korean spacing but fuck up 'bless'…?
Anyway.
We arrived at Ark Island's landmark, the rocky beach.
Sandy shores perfect for play mingled with massive rocks like ancient relics.
Best part: the crystal-clear, stunning sea!
"Hmph. Bikinis make it clear who's the legal wife."
Seol Harin declared proudly, shoulders thrust back excessively.
She thought her chest size crushed everyone.
Seeing this, it was funny remembering when I thought she was haughty…
"Not a size worth that confidence? Looks about even with the Chairwoman, me, and you."
"Dunno. Rena sunbae looks smaller than me."
"Childish…. Weigh 'em then."
"Anytime! But I milked this morning, so you get the handicap."
"Taeyang. You judge by feel and rank heaviest to lightest."
What am I, a human scale?
They all looked about the same.
"It's the hips for women. Wide hips mean good breeding, don't you know?"
Cloé's hips won hands down.
Tiny girl, killer hips.
"Flat chests are out."
"Gyaack!!"
While they bickered over boobs.
Pomi, Kkubul, and Samsaek came running in swimsuits.
"Woof! This feels so cool and nice!"
"Kkubul kkubul~ This outfit's kinda embarrassingggg…!"
"Heh heh heh. I've bared all my inner darkness and moonlight power…! Dare humans challenge me…?!"
Samsaek—Hecate's words rang true.
Constellations… had insane tits…!
"……."
"……."
The heroines went silent—that was the real reaction.
Figures that wouldn't lose anywhere looked tame next to busty Pomi, Kkubul, and Samsaek…!
And the cutest by far…!
"Hawawa- The beach sunlight's so warm and cozyyy~"
Suninjaeng, buried pot-first in the sand.
Looked just like a wild beach cactus—super unique!
"Heh heh heh. Hey, cute cactus sis. Wanna tan together?"
"Hawawa~ Sand bath and photosynthesis with Suninjaeng~ She dug the spot herself~"
Water play could wait.
Time to lie by Suninjaeng and raise <Asmo>.
My world's strongest daughter… grow big and kill the final boss for me?
That was when we tried to relax.
"Hey! Sexy!"
An alien voice boomed across the beach.
English aside, it was cave-deep.
Like a soulful black singer.
"Got company."
"Play with us~ You're pretty~"
Looking up, big black guys loomed over Seol Harin and the heroines.
"Move. Before I deck you."
"Whoa whoa. Feisty? Cute!"
"Love Asian girls!"
"Once you go black, no going back?"
Mood soured instantly.
Kim Taeyang's instincts kicked in.
No, anyone would hate this.
"Hey. Niggers."
"What? What the fuck?"
Dick-dissing first, then nigger—they got hyped.
All built like me; physiques on point.
Still, I'd win.
"These bitches are all mine, so fuck off…!"
"……."
A slight mana leak, and they backed off creepily.
Or so I thought.
One dude sudden-rushed.
Explosive mana condensed in his fist, swung like a hammer.
Amateur level, though.
'Block easy and dust this whitey corn…!'
Handling it was simple.
If not for <that thing>, it'd ended clean.
Kwarrrrrrrrum─────────────!!!
Talk about a bolt from the blue.
Pink lightning crashed on the black guy's crown.
Right after.
"J-Jesus Christ…!"
Black bro turned black sis.
TS lightning.
Zeus's stigmata, for sure.
And the voice that followed.
"Hey!!! Son!!!!!"
"Haa…?"
Kim Tae-gun.
Strolling up with shades on, beauties in tow.
"This dad won't abandon his son!!! I'll make you fuck till you do!!!!!"
A dad forcing sex on his son vs. a son dead-set against it…!
Is this father-son conflict for real…?!
What a clusterfuck!!!!!