EP 4. Paradise - The Two Turned into Collectibles (1) (Status Change)
“Guh… guhuhuhu… Impressive… I never even imagined those three would fall. To this extent…”
Baalzebub muttered in bewilderment, yet his face twisted into an expression suggesting he had some scheme up his sleeve.
His gaze then shifted toward me.
Catching the intent behind that look, Lena whirled back to me and hurriedly reached out her hand. At almost the same moment, his staff was aimed our way.
Lena cast her spell first.
“[Shield of Faith]!”
[Holy Art: Shield of Faith] effect acquired.
Magic resistance greatly increased.
A soft, warm glow arose around my body and seeped in.
But as if he'd anticipated it, Baalzebub grinned slyly and pointed his staff at Lena.
“Guhuhuhuhu…! Foolish wretch, you've fallen for it! The one I was after was you! [Unique Authority: Collectible-ize]!”
“What…?!”
A red magic circle appeared beneath Lena's feet.
It soon began to activate, emitting an ominous light.
Immediately after, a notification popped up in the corner of my vision.
[Companion: Heretic Inquisitor Lena] has left the party.
Left the party?
Once the magic circle's light faded, Lena—who should have been standing there—was gone without a trace.
“Le-Lena?!”
“Guhuhuhu… Success…!”
“You bastard, what did you do to Lena?!”
I spun toward Baalzebub and shouted.
“What did I do? I turned her into one of my collectibles. Look, guhuhuhuhu…!”
Baalzebub picked up the object left behind where Lena had vanished and spoke.
It was a doll that looked exactly like Lena.
“So cute. So small and adorable. Guhuhu… Perfect for defiling.”
Baalzebub brought the doll close to his face and licked it with his filthy, drooling tongue.
“No way that's…”
I recalled the dolls he'd pulled from his pocket earlier.
“Guhuhu… Finally figured it out, eh? That's right. This is the current form of that noble, righteous heretic inquisitor.”
Baalzebub flaunted the saliva-soaked doll.
“See? This doll is 100% identical to the original? Even the insides are perfectly replicated.”
He spread the legs of the Lena-lookalike doll as he spoke.
True to his word, there were her swollen, glistening pink labia majora, slick with moisture.
Baalzebub placed his fingers on either side of the thick labia minora and gently pried them apart.
Inside the gaping hole were her hooded clitoris, sopping-wet inner folds, pink mucosa, and oozing love juices.
“Look at this. She's already soaking wet without a touch. Pretending to be so haughty while hiding such a slutty nature inside.”
Baalzebub sneered.
Then he rammed his thick, rough finger straight into the spread-open hole.
As his finger brutally stretched and invaded it, the doll shuddered violently in his grasp, gushing love juices from her pussy as if alive.
“You bastard… Stop that!”
I couldn't take it anymore and yelled.
As I lunged forward, Baalzebub pointed his staff threateningly at the doll.
“Guhuhu… Don't get reckless. Or your precious companion might die, you know.”
“What… did you say?”
“This doll is your cherished heretic inquisitor herself. If the doll vanishes, so does the original. Even a dimwit like you gets that much, right?”
In other words, if I attacked, he'd kill Lena.
“You… you vile piece of shit…!”
I glared at Baalzebub, frozen in hesitation.
Seizing that opening,
“Pingchang kick!”
Lexia launched a kick from behind me.
Caught off guard, I tumbled to the floor.
“Agh…!”
“You humiliated Master right in front of him earlier! Weakling! Weakling! Weakling!”
Lexia straddled me and slammed her palm down on my ass, screeching over and over.
“Ow…! H-Heavy!”
“I'm not heavy! Lexia is only 48kg, you know!”
Lexia yelled furiously and smacked my ass again.
Then you're dense as hell for your size.
“Guhuhu… Well done, my erotic maid.”
“Ah, thank you, Master!”
As Baalzebub approached and patted her head, Lexia beamed innocently, as if she'd never been angry.
“You…!”
I ground my teeth, glaring at Baalzebub right in front of me.
“Looks like I've won. Guhuhuhuhu… But don't worry. I'll make you a collectible too.”
“In your dreams! Who'd let a creep like you—!”
“You'll see. [Unique Authority: Collectible-ize].”
Evil magic power surged from his staff.
You have been struck by [Unique Authority: Collectible-ize].
Resistance failed. You are fully affected by [Unique Authority: Collectible-ize].
Unique Authority: Collectible-ize
Attribute: Transformation-type Black Magic
Registers the target as a collectible. Collectibles registered have their resistance and will fixed at 0 against the collector only, and suffer the [Soul Exposed] status ailment.
The collector can freely alter the collectible's state.
- Soul Exposed: The target can see you in full detail. Your current physical state, emotions, sensations, thoughts, and resulting changes are all displayed.
- Current Collectible State: Miniature Doll (Incapable of Action)
The magic seeping into my body made my mind reel.
I finally lost consciousness.
How much time passed?
When I came to, I heard Lena's voice.
“Hello. I'm Lena. I serve as a priestess of the Holy Church and act as a heretic inquisitor.”
In the corner of my vision, Lena stood there.
“My goal is to defeat the evil that threatens people and create an orderly world under the blessings of the good gods. I'm always working toward that.”

She seemed to be introducing herself confidently, sword in hand, with a powerful voice.
But up close, it felt utterly alien and grotesque.
Her eyes were blankly empty like a doll's, and her metallic, nude body gleamed unnaturally—not quite human.
It was erotic and pristine, yet inorganic beauty, like an exquisitely crafted figurine.
“This is a secret, but I'm actually carrying out a special mission from the Oracle! But you can't tell anyone.”
Lena said with a cute smile.
Suddenly, her body shuddered.
Then, with a gush, thick love juices poured from between her legs, soaking the rod buried deep in her pussy.
What the hell is that?
Why is that thing…?
Suddenly, a heavy sensation hit between my own legs.
Hoh♥
I jolted in surprise and tried to look down.
But my body wouldn't move against my will.
Fortunately, my faint reflection showed in the translucent floor.

There I was, beaming innocently with both hands in V-signs pressed to my forehead—a playful, cutesy pose.
Like Lena, I was nude, skin gleaming as if oiled, with a long, thick rod shoved deep into my dripping pussy hole.
Hohgoh♥
Before I could even freak out, the heavy intruder roughly churned inside again, making me scream internally.
I couldn't see it, but its monstrous size was obvious.
It was mercilessly scraping both vaginal walls.
And it wasn't just the front.
Though invisible here, my ass was stuffed full with something equally enormous.
And sure enough.
The thing in my rear started moving too.
Alternating with the one in my pussy, it plunged in deep, then slowly and meticulously traced my folds on the way out, only to thrust back in.
Hoooong♥
I moaned internally over and over.
My face stayed frozen in that cute smile since my body wouldn't budge.
All I could do was leak copious love juices between my legs and tremble faintly to express the intense pleasure ravaging me.
Aaaaang♥
At the end of this silent, drooling pleasure hell, I climaxed, letting out a soundless sweet scream.
And at that exact moment.
“Hello! Hehet♥ I'm Ria, aspiring adventurer. I'm from a tiny rural village no one's heard of, but my sword skills are top-notch, so don't underestimate me or you'll regret it.”
My lips moved on their own, starting my self-introduction like Lena's.
Separate from the agony, embarrassment, and distress from the intruder in my pussy, I grinned impishly and continued energetically.
“Right now, I'm teaming up with Lena, the heretic inquisitor I met by chance on my travels, to fight evil. In Wilhelm, I took down the scheming steward and saved the lord. In Uta, I repelled a wicked succubus and saved the city. That's gotta make me a real adventurer now, right? Fufufu.”
Hooooooong♥
Pounded right at the womb entrance full force♥
Pussy ruined♥ Womb ruined♥
I begged internally over and over.
But crushing my hopes, the heavy intruder in my pussy pistoned even harder and wider, battering and scraping my walls.
Hoaah♥
Grinding inside♥ Thick mushroom-head glans rubbing my most sensitive spot sooooftly♥
Gonna cum againnnn♥
Another climax. And simultaneously, my lips moved again for another self-introduction.
“Hello, hehet♥ I'm Ria, aspiring adven—”
Beside me too.
Shuddering.
Gushing.
Lena trembled, her spread pussy squirting thick love juices as she began her introduction.
“Hello. I'm Lena. A priestess of th—”
Like that, after countless orgasms synced with finishing our self-intros, I finally blacked out from the mental shock of continuous climaxes—a brief escape.
But even that refuge was soon invaded by sweet, tingling orgasms, rudely awakening me.
“Hello!”
“Hello.”