EP 4. Paradise - Erotic Maids Make Their Entrance!
“Haaaaah!”
With a mighty shout, Lena and I charged at the enemies together, swinging our swords.
"[Holy Judgment]"
As Lena chanted the spell and swung her sword, waves of light burst from the blade's edge, sending the enemies tumbling down one after another.
Ooh, that's so badass.
I wonder if I could pull off something like that.
I've got some experience under my belt now.
I was tempted to mimic her and shout it out loud, but I held back—didn't want to look like a total idiot if nothing happened.
“These useless pieces of trash…!”
Baalzebub muttered through gritted teeth, biting his lip as the overwhelming numerical advantage vanished in an instant.
“Is that all you've got? Quite disappointing, Baalzebub.”
Lena pointed her sword at him and said.
“Guh… guhuhuhu… I like you even more now. But it's too early to get cocky.”
Baalzebub pulled something from a small pouch on his belt.
They were exquisitely crafted dolls.
“Come forth! My erotic combat maids!”
Baalzebub tossed the dolls into the air and declared.
Then he raised his staff high and chanted a spell.
Magic circles appeared in front of Baalzebub one after another, and the dolls transformed into human forms.
“What the hell…?”
I muttered in disbelief.
The three women who appeared were, to put it nicely, full of personality—and to put it bluntly, dressed in outrageously lewd outfits.
Just naked bodies covered by pristine white aprons.
“Erotic Combat Maid No. 1, Pingchang Warrior, descending here at Master's command!”
The cute girl with pink drill hair declared proudly, standing tall.
“…Erotic Combat Maid No. 2, Blonde Big-Tits Cool-Dere Mage. Summoned at Master's command.”
The calm, busty blonde said it coolly, though her face flushed shyly.
And the last one to appear was…
“Erotic Combat Maid No. 3. Big-sis style thief whose backdoor is her weakness. Appearing here at Master's command.”
Rosy red long hair like a rose, blue eyes, a sexy yet cool beauty.
None other than the one who'd introduced me to this black market and told me how to sneak in.
Leah.
“You…!”
I pointed at her in shock and yelled, and Leah chuckled softly in response.
“What's with that face? Don't tell me you seriously hadn't figured it out? You're even dumber than I imagined.”
“You've been deceiving us from the start?!”
“Yep. I was the one ordered by Master to steal your stuff, after all. And you innocently fell for it and waltzed right in here. At this point, your stupidity is kinda cute.”
Leah giggled as she said it.
“Ugh… I'm not letting you get away with this!”
I shouted in anger.
“Oh my. Pot calling the kettle black, much? If I'd wanted to, I could've slit your throats while you were sleeping so adorably. Though, to be fair, Master told me not to touch you.”
Leah bragged smugly.
I was pissed, but I couldn't really argue back.
If she snuck into our room and stole our stuff without us noticing, she could've done far worse.
The thought sent chills down my spine.
“He told you not to touch us…? So he had some other scheme in mind?”
Lena asked.
Leah brushed her hair over her shoulder with a displeased expression.
“Master has a hobby of collecting beauties. Like me and the others here, as you can see. He wanted you two in his collection too. I'll admit it—you're definitely pretty enough.”
Baalzebub let out a sleazy laugh.
“Guhuhuhu. Jealous, Leah?”
“Heavens no, Master. Serving and satisfying you is the sole purpose and goal of this Leah's life. I've never once mixed personal feelings into it.”
Leah replied, her face flushing in panic.
“Kikikik. Liar. I saw you pouting last time when Master said he was getting a new pussy.”
Pingchang Warrior teased with a giggle.
“Guh, sh-shut up! You sow!”
“Both of you, quiet down. Master didn't summon us to bicker.”
The blonde mage sighed deeply and scolded them.
“What… are these girls…?”
I turned to Lena in bewilderment and asked.
“Not sure, but… if my guess is right, they're no pushovers.”
“Why?”
They just looked like pervy, scantily clad exhibitionists to me, but Lena's face was tense.
“That pink-haired one. I saw someone like her before, in the capital.”
“In the capital?”
“Yeah. A veteran adventurer named Lexia. A monstrously skilled fighter. But she vanished one day. I don't know the details, but she went missing during a quest. No way…”
Baalzebub spoke up, as if he'd overheard our conversation.
“Guhuhuhu… Figured it out, huh? That's right. These three were all top-tier veteran adventurers. Luna, the arc mage and executive of the Raven Guild, master of transformation magic. Lexia, owner of monstrous strength that can shatter rocks with her fists. And Leah, the sly assassin who can slip into anywhere like it's her home. Big names in their circles.”
“Too kind, Master.”
The blonde mage—Luna—bowed politely.
“All three were famous adventurers who vanished suddenly… Was that your doing, Baalzebub?!”
Lena demanded in horror.
“Guhuhuhuhu. Indeed. As I said, I have a hobby of collecting beauties. These three are among my finest treasures.”
Baalzebub licked the air with his filthy, repulsive tongue.
The three shuddered as if it had touched them, arching their backs before blushing deeply and fidgeting helplessly.
“Master, really… We have to fight, but my pussy's already soaking…♥”
Leah whined, biting her thumb.
“Idiot. That's exactly what Master wants. Heat-in-heat bitches fighting with their nipples hard and pussy juices dripping everywhere.”
Lexia said with an excited face.
“…Whatever. For now, let's just focus on taking those two down for Master.”
Luna said, her hand fidgeting between her nipples and thighs.
“How… These three aren't the type to go down easy.”
Lena muttered in disbelief.
It was weird, for sure.
These stunning women throwing tantrums for a smelly, ugly, fat slob like him—it was unreal.
“Are they being controlled?”
“…Dunno. It'd make sense, but… strangely, I sense no signs of black magic.”
Which meant they were either in their right minds or under some other method.
Come to think of it, before they appeared, Baalzebub had pulled out dolls just like them and thrown them.
Maybe that was—
“Ria!”
Lena shouted urgently while I was lost in thought.
I turned to see Lexia right up in my face, swinging her leg.
Clang.
“Ngh…!”
I barely blocked with my sword, but the impact was insane.
I staggered back far away.
“Idiot. Daydreaming with the enemy right in front of you? Must wanna die bad. But I won't kill you.”
Lexia boasted, puffing out her huge chest.
“How dare you touch Ria…!”
“Where're you looking?”
While Lena was distracted, Leah slipped in and flashed a dagger hidden under her apron.
Lena twisted away in a hurry but couldn't fully evade.
“Kuh!”
The dagger's tip grazed her side, leaving a shallow cut.
“Nice reflexes. But you're no match for me. Thought I'd have some fun after so long, but this is disappointing.”
Leah licked the blood off her dagger.
“No more playing around, you two. Be serious. We're summoned to fulfill Master's goal.”
Luna scolded, extending her hand.
“Eut…?! Mmph?!”
Suddenly, my dress stretched out like vines, wrapping tightly around my body.
"[Transformation Magic: Restraint]. Or, as they say in pussy terms, Onahole Packaging."
⟨ Binding Vines ⟩
The stretching dress clung to my privates, yanking my nipples hard, tickling my clit, and slipping into my pussy and ass to caress the insides.
“Hngh…! What kind of magic is this…!”
“Told you. Pussy technique. Invented it while masturbating to thoughts of Master's touch, by the way.”
Luna replied flatly, though her cheeks tinted pink.
“I didn't ask… Ahhn♥”
I glanced back to see Lena suffering the same, wrapped in her dress.
Damn, erotic magic is such a cheat in this eroge world.
“Guhuhuhu. Looks like the fight's decided. Can't compare to my treasures, after all.”
“Shut up! This much…! Uwaaaaaah!”
Golden light erupted around Lena, shattering the magic on her dress.
“Wha…?! Kyaa!”
Luna screamed and collapsed from the backlash.
My binding broke too.
“Nice one, Lena!”
I snatched up my dropped sword.
“Tch, that idiot…! Don't get cocky—she went down first.”
“Doesn't change anything.”
Lexia and Leah stood before me and Lena, glaring.
Lexia attacked first.
Incredible speed.
But even more shocking was the power in her punches and kicks.
Bare-handed, yet it felt like a multi-ton hammer smashing down.
“Magic power…?!”
I muttered, noticing the bluish energy swirling around Lexia.
“Finally noticed? This is ki, newbie. Any skilled fighter can handle some, but a super super super genius fighter like me uses it like breathing. Like this!”
Lexia swung her leg from below upward with full force.
I could see the magic power surging massively into her foot. Even I, with no talent for detection, felt it burning like flames.
BOOM.
My sword clashed with her foot in an explosion, bending pathetically.
“Augh!”
I flew back like I'd been kicked by a horse, rolling across the ground.
“Looks like you're a total noob with no technique. Weakling. Way too weak.”
Lexia gloated excitedly.
“Urgh…”
I grabbed my shaking legs and barely stood.
“Wanna go again? You might actually die for real? Not that I care—Master'd just be mad.”
“Shut up.”
Not my line to say, but she talked way too much.
Still, it helped me realize something.
“Gonna have to fix that mouth of yours!”
Lexia charged, slamming down a ki-charged fist.
I swung my sword at the same time.
“What can a flimsy sword like that do?!”
Lexia, confident mid-swing, suddenly widened her eyes.
Ki was flowing into my sword, just like her fist.
SCREEEEECH.
A sharp, metal-scraping sound rang out, and Lexia was repelled first.
“Guh… You bastard… How?!”
“You explained it. So I copied you.”
If I could channel magic into body parts, why not a sword?
Heck, I'd done it before.
In Uta, against that succubus.
That connection I'd felt with the sword back then—this was it.
“Copied it… after seeing once…?”
“If you're a genius, guess I'm an even bigger one.”
Facts only.
Because that's how I set myself up.
Before this story even started.
Super super super super super sword genius, musclehead beauty adventurer wannabe.
That's this body.
“Wanna keep going? Looks like I'll be the one beating you down from here.”
I pointed my bent sword at Lexia.
No edge left, but it could still work as a club.
“You… cheeky noob…!”
Lexia glared, grinding her teeth.
Meanwhile—
“Kyaaaa!”
A scream made me turn. Lena's dress was torn, leaving her naked, with the red-haired thief sprawled before her.
Looks like that side was done too.
“Adventurers… may be greedy, but they know honor. Using them like this… I won't forgive you, Baalzebub!”
Lena raised a sword of light toward Baalzebub and declared.
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