Chapter 35
Translator: True Detective
## Chapter 35
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The Germanic people in a fantasy world... no, the Empress's wish to make magic great again.
In response to that wish, the two candidates I suggested, 「The Emperor's Ring」 and 「Henry Etta」.
But as the logic of the world originally goes.
The time came to choose which of those two works to release to all dimensions.
Normally, asking to choose one of the two would have been a cruel question like asking who is more attractive as a heroine between Lucy and Rebecca in 「Outlaw」.
Regrettably, what the standard choice was in the current situation was practically decided from the beginning.
‘I have no choice but to choose 「Henry Etta」 here.’
The reason was simple.
Because the condition the Empress added when she handed down the quest to me was ‘a work that makes people voluntarily want to enter a Magic University’.
Regrettably, 「The Emperor's Ring」 was a work where scenes of a mage using magic were extremely rare.
‘To think the major of a gentleman called Archmage is physical magic of all things.’
Well, as the times are the times, I don't think it's bad for an Archmage to hold two jobs either.
No matter how much I think about it, other than feeling like their hearts are getting grand watching 「The Emperor's Ring」, I didn't think they would have any other thoughts.
However, the aliens encountering the work called 「The Emperor's Ring」 for the first time might have different thoughts from me.
That's why I made the two unpaid slaves I know usually... no, the two managers who can be called my Crouching Dragon and Fledgling Phoenix watch the movie version of 「The Emperor's Ring」—
“No, this can't be....”
“This is exactly... Earth's fantasy movie....”
A few hours after that, only after finally finishing watching the movie could they breathe properly.
“Yurika, and Elena. What do you think of the work called 「The Emperor's Ring」?”
“...It's fun, tremendously at that!”
Yurika spoke in an excited voice, flushing her cheeks red.
“Oh my god, could such a work exist in the world? On Earth, when they produce movies, do they all produce them in that way? To think it's a movie capturing the desperate struggle against a massive evil with so many people gathered together! A movie in that way has never been made in our dimension either!”
As if some kind of thrill still remained even after watching the whole movie, Yurika was trembling her body.
“Besides, in this movie, all kinds of species including humans, Dwarves, and Elves appear and show off tremendous activities respectively. Probably, if this work is released, it will enjoy popularity comparable to 「Star Wars」?”
“...Hmm.”
“However... I don't know well if people would want to enter a Magic Tower after watching this work. Because scenes using magic are so rare in the entire movie....”
Actually, I also have the exact same thought as Yurika.
But, the other unpaid slave who was at this place seemed to have a slightly different thought from us.
“No! It's unconditionally 「The Emperor's Ring」! I think we should drop 「The Emperor's Ring」 to all dimensions rather than 「Henry Etta」!”
“Why?”
“That's... because in this movie, the species called Elf comes out tremendously superior...!”
“.....”
“Unlike other species who only do one person's portion at best within the party, Elves are competent, shoot bows well, and are even handsome on top of that. It's a bit regrettable that the appearance of summoning spirits didn't come out, but if they even used such ability, the balance within the work would have collapsed, so Earthlings probably had no choice either... Fufu....”
“...Umm.”
“No, looking at it in a sense, there's an aspect where it became a buff instead. Because that Elf uses daggers or twin swords well besides bows too. This movie is certainly proving that Elves are the most excellent species among all species!”
...Ah, right.
Come to think of it, the nickname this kid uses in the gallery was ‘BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf’.
Realizing the fact that the Knife-Ear is doing Knife-Ear things, I tried hard to suppress a sigh coming out and opened my mouth.
“Originally Archers... no, Earth's archers not using bows is common sense so that's why. Don't have strange misunderstandings.”
“...Yes?”
Archers are not a class that shoots bows, but those who use dual-wielding, expand domains, or shoot weapons like arrows.
Isn't that exactly Earth's 'common sense'?
“In that sense, I will postpone the release of 「The Emperor's Ring」 for later, and go with releasing 「Henry Etta」 for now.”
Like that, as I was curing the Knife-Ear's unique species supremacy through fact violence, Yurika, who was quietly watching this, suddenly opens her mouth.
“By the way Jin-nim, did Yoplait that woman perhaps promise what kind of reward for this matter?”
“Yes?”
“Earth's cultural works are something incredibly precious that can never be found even if you search all dimensions. But wouldn't it be too much of a loss for Jin-nim to obediently grant that woman's request just because she sponsored a few times?”
At Yurika's question, I grinned and said.
“Don't worry. I fully received the price for granting this matter from the Empress.”
Saying so, I show Elena and Yurika the ‘something’ I received from the Empress.
The identity of that was, none other than-
*Buuung-*
“Surely, from 「Star Wars」...?”
“...Exactly that which Space Knights mainly used...?”
It was so.
The reward the Empress gave me for this matter was a weapon that can be called the symbol itself of the movie 「Star Wars」.
Lightsaber!
I don't know what kind of magic she performed, but she realized a lightsaber, which can be called the symbol of scientific civilization, using only the power of magic!
However-
“...But no matter how I look at it, it seems to be just a toy?”
A word piercing the core from Yurika coming in swiftly without even turning on the blinker.
It was exactly as she said.
In 「Star Wars」, countless scenes of a lightsaber cutting off human limbs like tofu came out but.
The bootleg lightsaber made in the Empire was actually a junk item that couldn't even cut tofu properly because the blade was really made of light.
However.
“So it's actually even better?”
“...Yes?”
“An object functioning entirely only as a toy, without worrying about inflicting damage on innocent people.... Isn't it a truly perfect object?”
While saying so, this message window was floating in one corner of my vision.
System Notification
[Point Shop – Hidden List]
Subspace Shop Creation (5,000,000 Mana)
It becomes possible to create a shop accessible from all dimensions.
[Point Shop – Hidden List]
Subspace Shop Creation (5,000,000 Mana)
It becomes possible to create a shop accessible from all dimensions.
When purchasing items in this shop, unlike ‘Dimensional Delivery Service’, separate mana is not consumed.
“Kuhuhuhu.”
Traditionally, a cheat key and finishing move that can never be omitted if doing cultural business on Earth.
Merchandise business!
It seemed the time had come to show people from other dimensions how wicked of a business merchandise selling is.
***
System Notification
[Dimensional Video Call Service ends.]
[Dimensional Video Call Service ends.]
[User returns to reality.]
Thus, after the meeting with Seo-jin ended.
Elena, returning to reality again, was greatly distorting her face unlike just a moment ago when she had a broadly smiling face.
‘...Failed.’
‘Failed. Failed. Failed. Failed. Failed. I failed!’
Just a moment ago, Earth's One and Only God called her and a woman called Yurika and handed down an order like this.
‘My slaves. 「The Emperor's Ring」 and 「Henry Etta」, which of the two do you think is better as the work to release this time?’
At that order, Elena chose 「The Emperor's Ring」 without hesitation.
The reason was simple.
Because she thought if this movie was screened in all dimensions, the species inhabiting all dimensions would come to know that Elves are the second greatest species following Earthlings.
However, her expectation was betrayed.
Because the One and Only God listened to the opinion of the abominable woman called Yurika, not Elena.
‘What exactly do I... lack compared to that woman....’
*Bite bite.*
Cannot understand at all.
Why on earth does the One and Only God favor a monster-like woman who might have equipped cyberware somewhere on her body so much.
If counting only the field of loyalty, surely she herself must be much more amazing than that woman!
‘...No, that might be my arrogance.’
Because there is also a possibility that Yurika proved her loyalty to Seo-jin in a realm Elena does not know.
Then-
Elena moved her steps and moved towards the ‘Re-education Room’ newly created a while ago.
“Have you come, Guardian-nim.”
Upon entering inside, Seris, who recently was reborn as Elena's right hand, gives a polite greeting.
And-
“This is exactly the taste of Earth's food...! Amazing, really...!”
“This is... Mont Blanc Cacao Cream.... Really... it feels like the tongue is melting....”
“This snack called Benz... This is a truly revolutionary dessert! To think it's possible to taste the crispiness of the biscuit and the sweetness of chocolate at the same time!”
“Aack! Tearing the wrapper my Cocodax shattered to pieces! Aaaack!”
“...So everyone keep in mind. The fact that the only ones in all dimensions who can taste Earth's food to their heart's content like this are Elves.”
“Ah, really.... Because Earthlings exist I am so happy. If not for that, I would still be living a miserable life drinking water coming out from that huge tree and saying it's delicious....”
“Everyone eat your food quietly! Because it's a secret externally that we are consuming Earth's food here!”
Elves savoring Earth's food with stealthy movements reminiscent of a resistance.
They were all Elves who consumed the red pill by Elena and Seris and realized the truth.
‘Please wait just a little bit more, Jin-nim.’
If the 'plan' she is setting up succeeds, Jin also won't have a choice but to acknowledge her loyalty.
Right at this moment, Elena was infinitely sincere.
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