Chapter 34
Translator: True Detective
## Chapter 34
**8. Viewer-Friendly Streamer (3)**
Among terms related to internet broadcasting, there exists a term ‘Chairman’ (*Hoe-jang-nim*).
To put it simply, should I say it's a word referring to rich viewers who casually toss huge amounts of donations enough to make one's eyes pop out during a broadcast.
It's a bit of a capitalistic story, but for streamers, viewers called Chairmen are major targets for management and at the same time the number one priority to cater to.
It makes sense, because sometimes the sponsorship money they pour on me is bigger than the amount earned by turning on the broadcast with difficulty all week long.
In other words, it will be easy to understand if you think of them as an existence like the internet broadcast version of a Golden Goblin.
Anyway, that was a word applicable not only to Earth's internet platforms but also to Trans-Dimensional Streaming.
I was also carefully watching a few Chairman viewers pouring out huge donations in my broadcast.
For example, ‘WhiteLotusCultIsNotADemonicCult’ who gave me considerable sponsorship from the first broadcast.
Or the rising star revealing considerable prominence in my broadcast recently, ‘DragonDragonIsDissolving’.
However, the viewer I truly considered ‘Chairman’ in our channel was none other than ‘ITrowAwayYoplaitLidWithoutLicking’.
Because although the Demonic Cult or Dragon sponsored considerable amounts and left many favorable messages for me.
Leaving everything else aside, if we only count the sponsored amount, Yoplait Bro was the overwhelming 1st Emperor itself.
Honestly speaking, in a capitalistic society, isn't the guy with a lot of money the eternal Chairman in my heart?
However, there did exist one question regarding our Yoplait Bro.
FORUM POST
Title: What is 'ITrowAwayYoplaitLidWithoutLicking' in Cup Noodle-Zwa's broadcast real job????- I feel this every time I watch the real-time broadcast
That person is unconditionally residing in the chat window every time Cup Noodle-Zwa turns on the broadcast
As if that's not enough, even throws damn a lot of sponsorship money every day lolololol
Just what is their identity to have this much money and time???
Surely was that rumor of being from a rich noble family true???
COMMENTS
User: Rich noble lololol laughing and leaving lololol
User: A bitch who only craps out dogshit posts as donation messages every day is a noble lololol
User: Honestly it's a valid point I also thought she was a complete jobless bum with nothing to do but seeing how she sprinkles money it seems at least noble level is correct
User: ↳ Eh... What the... I actually thought of Yoplait Bro as a 'comrade' watching her... Was she actually not...?
User: ↳ Fr weren't all the bastards watching Cup Noodle-Zwa's broadcast Time Sword Masters or Time Archmages~
User: ↳ Time Sword Master lololol I wondered what bullshit that was lololol
User: Again I was the only one fooled again I was the only one fooled again I was the only one fooled again I was the only one fooled again I was the only one fooled again I was the only one fooled again I was the only one fooled
That is exactly, Yoplait Bro's job.
Yoplait Bro was a true hero who unconditionally accessed matching when I turned on the broadcast.
At the same time, I couldn't hide the question of what on earth this person does.
That was why.
System Notification
[A dimensional message has arrived from ‘ITrowAwayYoplaitLidWithoutLicking’.]
[A dimensional message has arrived from ‘ITrowAwayYoplaitLidWithoutLicking’.]
[Room Manager, could I possibly talk with you for a moment through dimensional video service? I have something I want to discuss with Room Manager regarding Earth's culture. Naturally, I will pay the mana consumed.]
“...Hmm.”
If it were usual, no matter how much of a fan they are, I would have politely declined something like a one-on-one parent-teacher conference.
I didn't want to miss the golden opportunity to know what kind of human Yoplait Bro on earth is, so I obediently accepted the proposal.
And-
“Nice to meet you for the first time, Room Manager. I am the Emperor ruling the Empire in Dimension Petra, Lacia von Lohengrin.”
“....”
Honestly speaking, I was surprised.
Because I couldn't even imagine that ‘ITrowAwayYoplaitLidWithoutLicking’s job would be an Emperor.
‘Since she was only staring at my broadcast all day long, I thought her job was a home security guard....’
Or if not that, a resting youth.
Well, now was not the time for philosophical pondering about what on earth Yoplait Bro's 2nd class advancement job name is.
Because Her Majesty the Empress had graciously handed down a quest to me.
‘So, you're asking me to introduce a cultural work that makes people want to voluntarily enter a Magic University and become a graduate student right now?’
After hearing all her words, I unintentionally frowned.
‘This is a bit difficult.’
In my opinion, Ren's request was a request with considerable difficulty.
The reason was simple.
Because it wasn't that such a work didn't exist on Earth-
‘Works with magic as the theme are overflowing on Earth you know?’
It was so.
Unlike other dimensions, Earth was a dimension where supernatural powers like martial arts or magic did not exist for a considerably long time.
Because of that, the element called 'Magic' was also something that existed only in people's imaginations similarly.
However, traditionally, a human is a foolish creature that obsesses more over what they cannot have.
Realizing the truth that they cannot become an Archmage even if they reach 30 years old in a virgin state, humanity started pouring out countless works related to magic as if taking out their anger on it.
Anime, movies, novels, games, and various others.
Cultural works humanity produced over hundreds of years were like huge mountain peaks!
To the point of agonizing over what 'genre' on earth would be better to choose prior to selecting a work.
'What genre would be good this time. Movie? Anime? Game?'
There are so many legendary works in each field that a slight decision paralysis came, but.
The genre I chose after agonizing was exactly this.
'Novel.'
Until now, I had presented Earth's movies, games, and anime to all dimensions one by one.
So, I think it's time to present Earth-made novels to all dimensions this time.
Shouldn't I firmly engrave into the minds of people of other dimensions just how much of a dopamine lump novels existing on Earth are?
Besides, don't Earth-made novels have powerful finishing moves that can be used if necessary.
Live-action adaptation!
I don't even think there is a need to explain how fucking strong of a Rage Art this is.
Aiming exactly at the moment when people's hearts are full of hype while reading a novel.
Dropping a masterpiece movie or blockbuster game based on the original novel to all dimensions?
*Slurp.*
My mouth is watering automatically.
It will work.
There is no way this won't work.
Being able to witness the scene where characters you came to love while reading a novel actually move in reality?
How do you endure that?
Then.
'What novel was there that would work sufficiently even in a fantasy world where magic actually exists...?'
After agonizing for a long time like that, I looked at Ren and quietly opened my mouth.
“For now, about two candidates meeting Ren's requirements come to mind.”
“...There are as many as t-two candidates?”
At my answer, Ren opened her two eyes round and showed a surprised expression.
“A-Amazing.... Honestly speaking, I thought it would be a miracle even if there was just one work meeting the conditions I mentioned... but there are a whopping two...? The dimension called Earth is just what on earth...?”
“....”
Actually those two works are also picked and picked from among the genre of novels.
Let's keep the fact that there are much more works if looking at genres other than novels a secret for now.
“But seeing Jin speak so confidently, those two works must be truly amazing indeed?”
“Yes, if Ren also sees those two works, you will make the exact same evaluation as me.”
Especially if you watch a movie based on the novel or even play the game, it will be even more so.
“First, the first candidate I recommend is exactly... the work called 「The Emperor's Ring」.”
「The Emperor's Ring」!
There won't even be a need to painfully explain how fucking awesome this work is.
But since there is a cultural savage in front of my eyes who doesn't even know that, shall I go into eye-level education for a moment.
“Ren. According to a post I saw in the gallery, mages of the Empire classify their ranks through circles, is that true?”
At my question, Ren tilted her head but obediently nodded her head.
“Yes? Umm, roughly? Actually, the magic system learned by each mage is different so I can't be certain, but there are definitely people who use circle magic too.”
“The author who wrote the work called 「The Emperor's Ring」 in our world is exactly the person who had a very big influence on all magics including circle magic.”
“...Yes?”
Humans are all, modeled after monkeys.
Gods are all, modeled after humans.
And Korean fantasy novels are all modeled after Dark King (*Muk-hyang*).
Looking at it in that sense, the logic that all magic on Earth is modeled after 「The Emperor's Ring」 wouldn't be very wrong.
Meanwhile, Ren, who heard one of the secrets existing on Earth, ends up making a very astonished expression.
“T-This can't be. To think just one mage influenced the development of the magic system. That's... an impossible thing. By the providence of this world, it's not a possible thing!”
“Providence is something that exists for those who cannot live without clinging to it.”
“Yes?”
“Admiration is the emotion furthest from understanding. I will only tell you in advance the fact that the author of 「The Emperor's Ring」 was one of the extremely rare peerless geniuses even on Earth.”
Traditionally, at the feast of famous lines that an Earthling has no choice but to be moved by, Ren nods her head.
“I-I see. My thoughts were short. Traditionally, if it's a dimension like Earth, there must have been countless geniuses who would leave their names in history besides Director Lucas of 「Star Wars」. And providence or whatever would have been meaningless to such geniuses.”
“...Well, it's roughly like that.”
“Anyway, I understood well the point that the work called 「The Emperor's Ring」 is a novel by a tremendous Archmage born of Earth. Then what on earth is the second candidate Jin recommends?”
Another fantasy novel on Earth possessing a status equal to 「The Emperor's Ring」.
That's well, honestly speaking, wouldn't there be only one candidate.
The novel series that achieved the highest sales volume in history.
The work that proudly takes the 1st Emperor position among numerous academy genres existing on Earth.
A story about a certain man who is not an exaggeration to call one of the greatest pure-hearted men in human history.
「Henry Etta」!
Ah, for reference.
Movie and game scheduled to be dropped at the same time.
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