The Summoned One’s Adaptation and the Priest (2)
The Summoned One’s Adaptation and the Priest (2)
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[Name: Do Yoo-jin]
[Class: Sex Warrior (性戰士)]
[Description: The skill user gains experience points through sexual acts.]
[Details: Click to open ▶]
[Stats: Click to open ▶]
[Skills: Click to open ▶]
[Traits: Click to open ▶]
"The Status Window popped up!!"
Yoo-jin cheered and opened the Skills window, but every skill in it was bizarre.
[Skill: Holy Buff]
[Type: Passive / Toggle]
[Effect: A target who engages in sexual acts with the skill user receives a temporary increase to their stats.]
[Skill: Happiness Grows When Shared]
[Type: Passive]
[Effect: When performing sexual acts with a greater number of targets, the effects of sex-related skills are amplified.]
[Skill: Irresponsible Pleasure]
[Type: Passive / Toggle]
[Effect: The skill user is free from the responsibility of pregnancy.]
[Skill:...]
"What kind of..."
Every single one was insane. A Sex Warrior? This wasn’t the holy warrior I knew. As Yoo-jin scrolled down the Status Window, he found a strange section.
[Special Note: Heat]
[Description: The 「Class: Sex Warrior」 trait causes the user to enter a Heat State within a set period of time. Upon entering a certain stage, the user will die.]
[Details: Click to open ▶]
[Time until Heat State onset: 00:05:29]
No... what the hell was this now?
The Status Window gave him plenty to complain about. Looking again, this wasn't that kind of holy warrior. The first character wasn't the 聖 in 'holy,' but the 性 in 'sexual.' He was not a crusader. He was a cru-sex-der.
And what? Heat? I would die?
The system’s countdown kept falling, regardless of what Yoo-jin thought.
[Time until Heat State onset: 00:00:04]
"Gasp!"
The moment the countdown ended, his cock sprang rock-hard. It shot up so violently that it would have caught in his waistband if he had not been careful.
Was I going to die now? Five minutes after awakening my Status Window?
…
…
…
I was still alive.
They called it a status effect, but aside from his cock getting hard, he could not tell what the problem was. Ah, his body did feel a little heavier too.
But still....
"...Is that all it amounts to?"
Wait. Come to think of it, the description said he would die upon entering a certain stage, not immediately. What the hell did that mean?
He could see the explanation of the stages by clicking Details.
[Details ▼]
[Stage 1: Stat debuff 10%. The user's libido increases slightly.]
[Stage 2: Stat debuff 30%. The user's libido increases.]
[Stage 3: Stat debuff 60%. The user's libido increases extremely.]
[Stage 4: Stat debuff 90%. The user's reason is paralyzed, and the user acts solely to relieve their libido.]
[Stage 5: Death of the user.]
[Time until next stage: 23:58:30]
"Uh-uh..."
It was absurd in every respect, but Stage 5 sent a chill down the back of his neck.
So if I could not get laid for five days, I would die? No, I had already entered Stage 1, so I had roughly four days left.
But where exactly am I supposed to get laid?
Was I supposed to hire a prostitute? I would already be hard-pressed just trying to hold out. Where was I supposed to find the money?
I felt as though I had fallen into an elaborate trap built entirely out of malice. That author bastard... he really held a grudge. Had I done something that terrible?
Everyone, this is what happens when you leave hate comments on a novel.
In any case, he couldn't stay like this. Even if he wanted to hire a prostitute, he knew nothing about this place, so he needed information.
Yoo-jin decided to head downstairs. From what he’d glimpsed while booking the room, the first floor seemed to serve as both a restaurant and a tavern. He needed some clue that might solve his situation.
For now, it was only uncomfortable. But if the stages kept rising until he really did act 'solely to relieve sexual desire'... what would happen then? Would he grab a woman passing by and rape her?
If what the novel depicted was true, rape was a serious crime in this other world. The dick got cut off first, and the neck was next.
To think he might meet such a horrible end after coming all this way. Goosebumps rose over his skin. No. He had awakened a Status Window, so he would find some way through this.
# # #
On the lower floor, the bald, muscular innkeeper and rough-looking men were drinking beer and making a racket. Not a woman in sight...
Yoo-jin sat at a table and ordered a beer.
"Here you go."
"Thank you."
First, a sip. Oh. This was pretty good. The alcohol was fairly strong, though.
The beer eased some of his tension, but his situation remained just as bleak.
Damn it. How was he supposed to bring this up? 'Where is the red-light district?' he couldn't exactly ask that.
As he sat there fretting and fidgeting with his fingers, the innkeeper smiled warmly and spoke first.
"Haven't seen a hair color like that around these parts. Have you come from afar?"
"Ah, yes."
"From what I hear, the heroes have that kind of hair color."
"Uh, um. It's a coincidence."
"Is that so. But what kind of worries are making your face so gloomy?"
To hell with it. The booze had made me bold. I was a Kim Seong-mo-style man's man, capable of asking, 'Where's the red-light district?'
"I-is there, by any chance, a place around here where a man can... relieve himself?"
"Relieve?"
"You know what I mean."
Yoo-jin made a crude gesture with his fingers to indicate sex. Would that translate in this world? The innkeeper snickered and asked a question.
"Men, or women?"
"Excuse me?"
"Do you need men, or women?"
"Obviously women."
"You were staring at me so desperately that I figured you were into that sort of thing. I wouldn't mind trying a dark-haired foreigner like you myself, though."
"!!!!!"
Holy fucking shit! That wasn't a good-natured smile, it was a smile trying to eat me alive! I picked the wrong inn! No wonder it was a bit cheaper! And come to think of it, there were no women in this inn—could it be!
"Don't worry. I am not interested in anything nonconsensual."
As Yoo-jin trembled, the bald man chuckled. With an infuriatingly knowing grin, he told him where the red-light district was.
"The fee will be pretty steep. We are near the capital, so it'll probably start at one silver."
"Silver...!"
He was screwed. Even if he spent every coin he had on lodging alone, it would run out in about a year. And the brothel charged silver. At this rate, the Heat State would kill him before he ever died penniless by the roadside.
"Is there any place to earn money, by any chance?"
"This is a safe area, so there is not much demand for adventurers. A guild apprenticeship would not pay enough either. If you need money, why not work here?"
"I’d treat you well." The bald man winked, and goosebumps rose over Yoo-jin’s skin.
"N-no, thank you."
Yoo-jin hurriedly drained the rest of his beer and fled upstairs. The alcohol left him dizzy; beer in this world was apparently quite strong. It had tasted good, though.
Back in his room, Yoo-jin locked the door securely, then opened the Status Window in a foul mood.
[Time until next stage: 22:18:30]
The timer ticked down mercilessly. Damn it. How was he supposed to relieve this? Was there no other way?
…
Wait.
Come to think of it, I didn't need to find a woman. I'd always taken care of myself before. Why hadn't I thought of that? Was this also the Heat State's influence?
Right. I should try taking care of it myself first.
Yoo-jin pulled down his pants.
# # #
-Squirt!
"Ngh."
When that miserable happy time ended, a new window appeared before Yoo-jin’s eyes.
[Beginning settlement.]
[Heat State release: +10p]
[Ejaculation 01 time: +10p]
[Came all the way to another world just to jerk off? lol: -20p]
[Total Points: 0p]
"..."
Yeah. Even I had to admit this was absurd. I'd come all the way to another world, only to masturbate.
Apparently, masturbation could only clear the Heat State and nothing more. Still, that alone was a relief. The moment Yoo-jin relaxed, another system message appeared.
[System: Do not think that trick will work forever, human.]
"Ha..."
I hadn't expected the system to screw me over so blatantly. So I had to get laid somehow. I didn't even have the energy left to be angry. Fine... have it your way...
-Ding!
[Achievement: Cleared the Heat State for the First Time!]
[Reward: Stat Points 30]
Talk about creating the problem and then rewarding him for solving it. The system was frighteningly good at jerking him around. He wanted to shower that bastard author with abuse, but the author was petty enough to put him through all this over a few nasty comments. For now, he had no choice but to accept the reward gratefully.
Yoo-jin opened the Stats window.
[Stats ▼]
[Level: 1]
[Life Force: 240 / 240]
[Mana: 100 / 100]
[Vital Essence: 390 / 400]
[Stamina: 14]
[Mind: 10]
[Strength: 15]
[Agility: 12]
[Charm: 5]
[Sexual Stamina: 10+30]
[Unallocated Points: 10 + 30]
The familiar Stats window appeared. In the original novel, it was trotted out whenever the author needed to pad the word count, but right now I was glad to see it.
Come to think of it, I remembered reading that an adult's average stat value was around ten.
My stat values were pretty scattered. My Stamina, Strength, and Agility were probably high because I'd only recently been discharged and still had the soldier buff.
But what was the plus sign? And Vital Essence and Sexual Stamina? I'd never seen stats like those before.
[+ Points: Class Bonus]
[Vital Essence / Sexual Stamina: Sex Warrior Exclusive Stats]
Soon an explanation appeared. Since it was a sex-related class, the setting must be that extra points got added to Sexual Stamina.
Indeed, the main character's party had also gotten additional bonuses depending on their class. Stamina and Strength for warriors, Strength and Agility for archers—that kind of thing.
But his Vital Essence was 390 out of 400. Since he had used some... had masturbating just cost ten points? And the maximum was four hundred?
Could I masturbate forty times in a row?
"....That's insane."
I was a king of virility. At this rate, becoming another King Uija didn't seem impossible. Then again, wouldn't I die of dehydration if I came forty times?
On the other hand... my Charm was only five.
....Charm of 5.
"...Half the average?"
I felt like crying. Fuck, no wonder I'd been a lifelong virgin! Charm—everything had to go into Charm!!!!!!
The alcohol and his wounded pride made Yoo-jin act impulsively.
[Charm has increased.]
[Charm has increased.]
[Charm has increased.]
[Charm has increased.]
[Charm has increased.]
[Charm has...]
# # #
"D-did I... screw up...?"
The next morning, Yoo-jin sat with his Status Window open, clutching his head.
[Stats ▼]
[Level: 1]
[Life Force: 240 / 240]
[Mana: 100 / 100]
[Vital Essence: 400 / 400]
[Stamina: 14]
[Mind: 10]
[Strength: 15]
[Agility: 12]
[Charm: 40]
[Sexual Stamina: 10+30]
[Unallocated Points: 5]
I'd spent a whopping 35 points on Charm. What the hell had I done? I had no idea what might happen from here, yet I'd acted far too hastily.
I hadn't even been that drunk. The bitterness of being a lifelong virgin had made me act impulsively. My Charm was forty now.
…
…
...
"...Isn't this a good thing?"
This was a world governed by stats. With this much Charm, even if I wasn't devastatingly handsome, shouldn't I at least be good-looking?
Wait. The more I thought about it, the more this seemed like an incredible opportunity. Sex Warrior was literally a class made for sex. The system had a tendency to mess with me, but not to an unmanageable degree. It felt less as though it genuinely wanted to kill me and more as though it was teasing me.
...
Good. What was done couldn't be helped. Now I had a Status Window and several skills. On top of that, I knew the contents of the novel. In other words, I had a rough idea of where and how to reap easy rewards.
Perhaps things might go far better than I'd expected.
Relying on his hazy memory of the novel, Yoo-jin began devising a plan for the future.
# # #
"Yo, you heading out already?"
"Ah, yes. Gotta stay busy to put food on the table."
"I see."
The bald innkeeper gave me a casual greeting, but his eyes widened when he saw me. Then... what the hell? Why was he grabbing my hand?!
"Looks like you slept well last night. No wonder your face is looking so bright."
"!!!"
Fuck! The first effect of raising my Charm showed up on a geezer like this! Don't lick your lips while saying that kind of crap!
"Ha, haha... I just have quite a lot to do today."
"Is that so. You'll be staying here today too, right?"
The bald man's eyes blazed as he spoke. One wrong answer and I felt as though he might lock me up on the spot.
This was terrifying!
"Of course, of course!"
"Good, you made the right choice. Anywhere else and you'll just get ripped off."
The bald man offered Yoo-jin breakfast, but he flatly refused and bolted out of the inn.
…
I'd almost endured something horrific. I wanted to forget the feel of the bald man's hand as quickly as possible.
To do that...
First, I needed to meet the first heroine.
Reni Liberit—the blonde, green-eyed woman I'd met at the castle.
I would slowly draw the innocent nun into a life of lust...
Yoo-jin grinned wickedly.