Episode 234: 23. Loyalty
"Go Min-ji's turned into a total dick-chasing slut."
Back when I first realized it, she was the world's strongest tsundere bitch in this game's lore. But now? She's just another cum-guzzling ku-so-gaki. Nah, that 'world's strongest tsundere bitch' wasn't just my take—it was the official game canon. And yet, she got buried and tamed like that. Makes you realize the Go family isn't your average bunch.
Go Seon-yul: Read it slowly.
Go Seon-yul: It's just a basic overview of standard options for comparable models, but...
Go Seon-yul: Mu-yeol's yacht is top-trim base with custom upgrades—clearly premium. No issue grasping its superiority.
Go Min-ji: What the fuck
Go Min-ji: Why read that shit
Go Min-ji: Just say 'cool' and move on;
Go Min-ji: Sitting quiet
Go Min-ji: Why the sudden acceleration?;
Go Seon-yul: Oh?
Go Seon-yul: Too hard to read, huh.
Go Seon-yul: Fine, I'll explain.
Go Seon-yul: I'll summarize point by point slowly, so relax and listen.
Go Min-ji: No, fuck
Go Seon-yul: Mu-yeol's yacht features... (abridged)
Go Seon-yul followed the same pattern as when she explained the art museum to me last time: 'endless text wall → her summary.' Back then, the infinite text terrified me, and Go Min-ji felt the same—she bailed midway.
Go Seon-yul: ?
Go Seon-yul: Why leave?
Go Seon-yul: I'm explaining so nicely.
Go Min-ji, who always infinite-invited Go Ha-yan whenever she left the chat, was the one bailing this time. Couldn't handle Go Seon-yul's text terrorism, apparently.
But...
Go Ha-yan, fed up with all the shit she'd taken, immediately invited Go Min-ji back.
Go Min-ji: Fuck.
She kept trying to escape, but no dice. Go Ha-yan's relentless invites trapped her in the chat.
Go Min-ji: You fucking bitch
Go Min-ji: Stop inviting me
Go Min-ji: This goddamn app is insane
Go Min-ji: What retarded fuck designed the system like this
Go Ha-yan: Haha
Go Ha-yan: You do it to me and complain when I do it?
Go Ha-yan: Can't grasp empathy that bad~?
Go Ha-yan: Or too dumb to read the room~?
Go Ha-yan: Or just reckless enough to ignore the fallout~?
Go Ha-yan: If you hate reading, just ignore it?
Go Ha-yan: Turn off notifications
Go Min-ji: 🖕
Go Min-ji: 🖕🖕
Go Min-ji: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
She flipped them off with curses and bolted again—only to get dragged back. After this comedic loop wore her out, she declared she'd ignore the chat entirely.
Go Min-ji: Fine.
Go Min-ji: Won't check this shit anymore
Go Min-ji: Peace out
Go Seon-yul: Won't check?
Go Seon-yul: You have to hear my explanation
Go Seon-yul: So much left to cover.
Go Seon-yul sounded disappointed at Go Min-ji's declaration, then Go Ha-yan dropped a devilish suggestion.
Go Ha-yan: DM her nonstop.
Go Ha-yan: Go for it
Go Seon-yul: Personal DM?
Go Ha-yan: Yeah.
Go Ha-yan: Ignores chat? Spam messages.
Go Ha-yan: Ignores messages? Holo-DM.
Go Ha-yan: Ignores that? Call her.
Go Ha-yan: Ignores calls? Send a secretary for face-to-face relay.
Go Ha-yan: Still no? Letter or fax.
Go Ha-yan: Plenty of ways, right? Haha
Go Seon-yul: Indeed.
Go Seon-yul: You're right.
Go Seon-yul: Endless ways to share info.
Go Seon-yul: Humanity's progress ties to those methods.
Go Seon-yul: 'True advancement begins when I share my knowledge with others.'
Go Seon-yul: Eternal truth in human history.
Whew. She stirred shit up and now risks personal text terrorism. Poor Go Min-ji.
Hey.
Hey
Hey
wtf
Hey
Reply
Reply dammit
ANSWER!!
— What
— Fuck
— You
— Do something
— That crazy bitch
— For real
— She's gonna nuke
— Me with texts
Personal DM from Go Min-ji. Her typos were bad before, but now they're worse—panicking hard.
Stop the typos
Calm down
And speak clearly
I can't understand
What you're saying
You know what
Pretend you don't
I know you get it asshole
So what do you want me to do
Handle it yourself lol
I seriously have no clue what she wants.
Change the subject
Say anything
Send dick pics
Make it chaos
To escape your crisis,
you're selling out your
adorable, cute, perfect
little brother?
No shame under heaven?
Fuck that
Cute my ass
Your dick looks like
freaky sea pineapple
Super gross
So you won't eat it if I serve?
Dumbass, we eat sea pineapple cuz it's tasty
Anyway do somethingggg
Go Min-ji kept prodding me. Go Seon-yul's text terror must be that scary.
Why provoke her
Needlessly anyway
You always pick fights
She leaves, you infinite invite
Now karma's biting back
You siding with her now?
Fuckable tasty pussy vs blood cousin
Obviously the former?
Your math sucks
What logic is this
Anyway chill out
🖕
Brat
Ah fuck!
She's starting!
Hurry
HURRY
Do something
Sigh you're so fucked
Ah hurryyy!!
With words only?
You bastard
Raw dogging is fine but
I loaned you knights fucker
Ok ok
Wait
Alright, what to do. Pulling aggro might fix it...
But that'd be boring, right?
I'd rather see Go Min-ji smugly triumphant turn to panic and flailing. Teeth-gritting frustration. Sounds psycho, but living with her warps you. This thunderbolt wildcat getting owned? Priceless. Plus, she's got that satisfying thwack when you smack her around.
'Yeah, Go Min-ji. Time to pay for your sins(?).'
Unable to resist the temptation, I pondered fiercely and decided on a voice clip.
"Ahem."
Fired up the phone mic casually...
"Self-summoning~~ Crushed by disaster~~"
"?"
"Sighs cloak the skies as they entwine~"
"M-Master?"
Ignoring the stares, I belted out the perfect troll song for Go Min-ji and sent it.
Phone off before she could respond.
"Kuhahaha!"
"?"
Imagining her rage, I burst into hilarious laughter.
"Alright, time to work."
Next day. I don't handle important stuff via phone much, so a day off-grid was fine. What worried me was Go Min-ji's revenge.
But she wasn't that petty, it seemed.
'Her pussy's tight, though.'
I'd fretted over payback like reclaiming Pacific Night Squad 1, but nearly 24 hours later—nothing.
"Any contact?"
"No, sir."
Even Dorothy, Squad 1 leader, confirmed no calls or new orders.
I sat her on my lap, suckling her tits during breakfast. She hand-fed me since my hands were occupied. While nursing and sporting a hard-on, strategy chief Ra Seung-hee crawled under the table and sucked me off diligently.
Blissful, dizzying morning start. Post-meal and morning fuck, I eagerly powered on my phone.
Wonder what reaction Go Min-ji had.
"Eww, fucking nasty."
Nearly 400 missed calls—refreshingly vicious(?). Worried she'd blown up the group chat, dragging other noonas into calling me? Nah, all 392 from Go Min-ji. A tad chilling...
Go Min-ji chat: Notifications maxed, last message 'H...'.
Group chat ended as-is from yesterday.
No other missed calls meant no nudes or sex tapes posted— no real no-backoff revenge.