The First Semen
If I had to pick the most bewildering moment of my entire life up to now, it was definitely right then.
"Why are you so shocked?"
Well, the busty beauty right in front of me not only had a massive dick hanging between her legs—she was straight-up asking me to touch it.
"You look like you just heard something unbelievable."
But she just leaned against the castle wall's railing like I was the weird one and thrust her dick out toward me. She was still insisting I touch it.
"I-I really can't..."
But like I'd just said, there was no way I could lay a hand on her dick.
"Why not?"
Why? Because it was obvious. I'd tried all sorts of hobbies to make friends, but jerking off dicks had never been one of them. In other words, absolutely impossible.
"...Looks like you're misunderstanding something."
But that thought didn't last long—the situation spiraled out of my control anyway.
"This isn't a request or a favor. It's an order."
"An o-order...?"
"I'm the captain of the Gray Mane Knights, and this is Gray Mane territory."
Shing—
"In other words, dealing with a shady suspect like you is entirely up to my discretion."
"Eek...?"
Th-that meant...
"Touch my dick right now, or you'll regret it."
"A-are you threatening me...?"
"Did you really think we'd become actual friends or something?"
"Huh...?"
We'd even shared that rice cake...
"W-we'd gotten a little friendly, hadn't we...?"
"...I was just upholding the bare minimum of a knight's pride. My only concern is the prosperity of the Gray Mane."
The mood had turned downright hostile, just like she said. She pointed her sword at me and continued.
"Put another way, I'm only interested in extracting semen."
"I..."
Only interested in semen? And she didn't even know about masturbation? Was she innocent or just a total perv?
"......"
Either way, to become friends with Ellie, I'd have to touch her dick and make her cum. My face burned at the thought that my first friend in this world might be a perv.
...But still.
So what now? I had no other choice—did I really have to touch it?
My agonizing dragged on as time ticked away. In the end...
"O-okay, fine..."
After an eternity of internal debate, I decided to touch Ellie's dick. There was no alternative, and if this would make us friends, then once wouldn't hurt...
"I-if I do it, you'll be my friend again, right...?"
...I'd just grit my teeth and power through.
"Well, if there's any meaningful result, I'll do whatever."
"Then..."
We could eat tasty stuff together and visit fun places, right? Imagining that made my chest tingle for some reason.
"Not just that—semen research gets national funding. You look broke as hell, so I'll make sure you get some if you jerk me off."
"N-no thanks...!"
Sure, I was flat broke, but...
"I don't wanna touch dicks and get paid for it..."
"Why? Isn't that great for you right now?"
"No, it just feels kinda wrong."
Telling her how to jerk off and taking money for that? Maybe. But shaking her dick myself and getting cash? That felt like stepping onto a dark path.
"...Anyway, time to touch it."
Grab.
"H-hold still..."
"Got it."
And so I started fondling Ellie's huge, thick dick.
Squeeze.
My first impression of touching a dick? Hard to put into words. For starters, staring at it straight-on made my face burn too hot. Plus, the way it twitched and felt so heavy the moment I grabbed it messed with my head in a weird way. And...
...Even with my arm fully extended, it reaches my thigh...
It was just so damn big that it kept brushing my leg.
"......"
But the real issue was Ellie's total lack of reaction.
"H-how is it...?"
Squeeze, squeeze.
"N-not good...?"
Sure enough, she ignored my questions, and her dick just got hard—nothing else...
...Wait.
'It's erect?'
I lifted my head at the firm sensation in my fingertips. What I saw was unbelievable.
"Hngh...♡ Hn...♡"
Twitch♡ Twitch♡
It was Ellie, hand over her mouth, stifling moans.
"E-Ellie?"
Now that I noticed, her hips were trembling too—I'd just missed it with my head down.
"You okay?"
"F-fine... Hn!"
Twitch, twitch.
"I'm... fine..."
She could barely get the words out, looking that strained.
'But...'
This wasn't enough. Her face screamed pleasure, but it hadn't come out yet.
"Haahk...!"
The moment I thought that, precum drooled out.
It slickened my hand with every twitch of her dick.
"Um..."
Rub, rub.
"Haht...♡"
"S-so, how's it feel?"
Rub, rub.
"Eungh...♡"
"Haven't heard your answer yet..."
Stroke, stroke.
"I-is it good?"
"Eungh...♡!"
"O-or not?"
"I... don't..."
Stroke, stroke.
"Know...♡!"
Stroke, stroke.
"F-first time feeling... like this...♡!"
Stroke, stroke.
"M-my hips are shaking...♡!"
Stroke, stroke.
"F-feels so weird...♡!"
"......"
Pause.
Ellie stared at me with her flushed face the instant I stopped.
"Hah, hah... Why'd you stop...?"
"...Well."
You wouldn't answer me at all.
"Answer...?"
"You wouldn't say how it felt."
Wiggle.
"Or if we'd be friends..."
"...Research comes first right now."
"Wh-what...?"
She thrust her dick out again and kept going.
"So hurry up and stroke it."
"...No thanks."
I told her flat-out. Obviously.
"What?"
"You won't even be my friend..."
She was just using me.
"I don't wanna touch a dick from someone like that."
"You already forgot what I said earlier..."
"J-just kill me then...!"
"What...?"
Maybe that's why my emotions finally boiled over. The first person to show me any warmth here, and she was saying crap like this.
"Th-that threat doesn't even scare me..."
But yelling at someone who might become a friend was tough. My body shook, words stuck in my throat. Still, no choice.
I was done with being a loner. I'd make friends, no matter what. So rather than just get used again...
"D-do whatever..."
"Sorry."
Then, something unbelievable happened.
"Huh...?"
"...Before being a knight, as a person, that was shitty of me."
She bowed her head in front of my trembling self.
And with a soft voice, Ellie apologized.
"...Honestly, I never planned to do anything to you from the start."
"What does that..."
"Lame excuse, I know. I was just way too obsessed with semen."
Squeeze.
"But I got so fixated I missed the point."
She took my hand and stood, stepping closer.
"Forgive me. And if you can stomach it..."

"E-even someone like me... would you be my friend...?"
Ellie said it with her face beet red. But even hearing those words I'd longed for, I couldn't respond.
They hit so hard something welled up inside me.
"Wh-why are you crying again...?"
It took a while to answer. What came after was a piece of the scene I'd dreamed of.
"...Seriously."
"Ehehe."
"One minute you're jerking me off, next you're bawling—can't figure you out."
And just like that, I made my first friend in this other world.
"B-but you said you'd grant a request to celebrate our friendship."
Squeeze.
"So, 'sit side by side.' I've always wanted to sit next to a friend."
"...You're impossible."
Ahem.
"Anyway, now that we're friends, I'd appreciate if you kept your promise."
Then I remembered the favor my one-and-only bestie Ellie had asked.
She'd grant my request to sit side by side if I jerked her off again.
"I don't get why you're so reluctant, but your touch caused not just an erection but something like semen too. That means for sure..."
"Yeah, I'll do it."
"Huh?"
"Why?"
"No, you were so against it a second ago and now suddenly..."
"Oh, well."
We're friends now, right?
"Kinda embarrassing, but it's for a friend..."
Grab.
"Eut...!"
"S-so, you can hold it in, right?"
This time, my mindset was different as I started stroking her dick. Before, it was just awkward and weird. Now, only a bit of shyness lingered.
...No.
Thinking of it as helping a friend felt almost like medical work. So instead of just fondling, I started properly pumping.
Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.
"Aht...!?"
Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.
"W-wait a sec...!"
Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.
"Th-this feels weird...!"
"Why?"
Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.
"Does it hurt?"
"N-no...!"
Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.
"M-my dick's twitching...!"
Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.
"S-something's gonna come out...!"
"Something's gonna come out?"
That meant...
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
"Aht♡!? S-suddenly so fast...♡!"
"Looks like it."
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
"Haak♡! Eungh♡!"
"It's coming soon."
"Wh-what...♡!"
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
"Sl-slow down...♡!"
"I'll go faster."
Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡!
"Aak♡♡!! W-wait♡♡!!"
"Semen's coming any second..."
Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡!
"Haak♡♡!! Euhuk♡♡!!"
"J-just cum like this..."
Ellie's face burned hot as her hips bucked wildly, wearing an expression no knight captain should make.
Then, as her dick swelled massively...
Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡!
"Aht♡♡!! N-now♡♡!!"
Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡! Stroke♡!
"Haak♡♡♡♡♡!!"
Splurt♡! Splurt♡! Splurt♡! Spuuurt♡! Spuuurt♡!

"Hahk♡ Hahk♡"
Ellie's dick twitched hugely as she collapsed in a heap. A massive load of semen erupted, enough to cover everything around us.
"Eungh...♡ Hngh...♡"
Even amid it all, she trembled from the aftershocks of her first orgasm, coming back to her senses only a bit later.
"......"
Wait... I might've just become filthy rich.