MK-2's Humiliating PT Full Course
Black mana surged violently from the floor, and soon, a death knight clad in armor slightly different from Mark One's, with a more reddish hue, appeared in the center.
The guy approached right in front of me as soon as he appeared, knelt down, matched my gaze, and said.
“Hello, Master. More than that, according to Mark One's words, you've become a really small and cute little sister.”
“... Does Mark One really tell all the soldiers that? Why do every guy who comes out say I'm cute. I want to die?”
“But what can I do? It's really cute. I thought Mark One was making a fuss, but when I actually saw it, I thought his description was a bit lacking.”
“Haa... Got it. More than that, the reason I called you is...”
I started explaining while simultaneously telling the guy about the System's usage method, community usage method, and the arrogant hunters' association guys.
“Um... I see. Indeed, the humans from Barzena trembled just hearing our names, but here, we haven't spread our infamy yet, so....”
“... To be honest, I have no intention of spreading infamy. We no longer need to forcibly kill people and destroy countries.”
“I understand. Anyway, Master, I have clearly understood what Mark Two is supposed to do. So, I should immediately run over there and behead all the agents of the Hunters' Association, right?”
“No, I didn't understand at all. You're not understanding right now.”
This guy hit me on the back of the head as if he understood immediately.
It was so natural that I almost just approved it.
Barely regaining my senses, I slowly and kindly explained again what Mark Two had to do.
“Your task is very simple. Use your specialty of infiltration and assassination to find the association president, make him do 3000 reps of PT gymnastics, and film it. Don't forget the blackmail, okay?”
“Perfectly understood. Find the association president, make him do PT gymnastics, leave behind humiliating videos, and then behead the remaining association agents for blackmail, right?”
“Yeah!! That's exactly it... No, you damn idiot!!”
I jumped as hard as I could, gained gravity acceleration, and brought down my fist on the guy's head.
Klang—!
Of course, the full power strike didn't even leave a scratch.
“Hey, if I don't kill him, it will be troublesome.”
“Um... How exactly will it be troublesome? Just kill him and make it annoying, kill him again, right?”
“... Uu... Uwaaaaaaaa!!”
I yelled in anger and brought down my fist on the guy's head again.
“You damn bastard!! You can't understand a word!! Did you become an idiot when you crossed over to Earth? Don't kill, just don't kill!! You don't listen to master's orders!!?”
“Ah!! Aaa!! Understood. Please stop hitting me. It hurts.”
“I said stop hitting because it hurts, you damn metal bastard!!!!”
“I... I can't understand. We are undead, knights who returned from death.
We are beings who must stay away from the living and extinguish life. Why should we not do that just because the System's compulsion is absent?”
“......”
In the face of Mark Two's aggrieved rebuttal, I momentarily lost what to say.
It was too right.
Even if I was originally human, I only lived as a human for 19 years.
Compared to that, how long did I live as undead, Elder Lich? A whopping 200 years.
Even if I returned to being human, I can't say my essence is human.
And Mark Two, who has been fighting with me for a long time, killing countless lives, along with Mark One and other undead subordinates.
It was quite difficult to make all of them, in just one moment, accept that we no longer kill humans and instead treat them as our friends, comrades, and beings we must protect.
Rather, it was strange that Mark One and Alkerniman, Ibella, who immediately followed my will without any resistance, were the odd ones out.
“......”
After pondering deeply for a while, I slowly opened my mouth.
“What you said... I understand everything. I was really lacking in consideration. You guys wouldn't have changed much from your perspective, but I only thought about myself.”
“Master....”
“Mark Two....”
With teary eyes of emotion, I spread my arms wide and approached Mark Two who was about to hug me.
And.
“You damn bastard, my Alppa? My Alppa!! What if you can't suppress your murder impulse!!
I'm the master, I'm the king!! I said it!! I gave the order!!?
Then just say 'understood' and follow, you damn bastard!!!!”
Bang! Kwang—! Kkangkkang!!!
I created a huge mace with pitch-black mana and mercilessly beat the guy.
“Ah!! Aaa!! Master!! My bones will break!! My armor and helmet will break too!!”
“Just break!! After all, I'll just make new ones, no, just break them all, make them anew with souls too.”
“Heeek!! I'm sorry!! Really sorry!! I'll listen! I'll do the association president's PT gymnastics as enthusiastically as possible and fill it with as humiliating videos as possible to present to Master!!”
“Yeah, get out quick! If you don't complete the mission within 2 hours and come back, you know you'll have to do 6000 reps of PT gymnastics? I'll even assign Mark One as special trainer.”
“I'm sorryaaaaaaa!!!”
After firmly educating the mentally challenged golden death knight today as well, I started laughing again with a satisfied smile.
***
At that time, at the Moscow Outskirts Airport.
To retrieve the Full Bloom of Silence, a total of 200 B-Rank hunters, 10 A-Rank hunters, 2 S-Rank hunters, and Dmitry Lighten.
The hunter squad made up of Russia's elite was almost ready to depart to Korea.
Dmitry was looking at Serin, who was checking something on a tablet, and asked.
“Serin, have you found the exact location or traces of that Hangeul Manse guy?”
“... No, even after pressuring the Korean association agents to gather as much information as possible, I couldn't find anything.”
“Is that so... Well, it doesn't matter. After all, if he's someone who can easily use 700 billion won, the search range will be narrow.”
Dmitry muttered quietly and moved his feet to board the plane.
But at that moment.
“Hey, that big dumbass standing there is Dmitry... right?”
“Yeah. Even in the photo, he was really ugly, but in reality, it's just gross.”
“... ? You... No way?”
He slowly turned his head to check the owner of the voices that were chilling to the bone, and froze.
A being estimated to be Hangeul Manse wearing full black armor and a woman with soft violet eyes were approaching leisurely.
“......”
“What is that...?”
“Is that... human?”
Other hunters who confirmed the approaching beings exuding overwhelming aura were the same as Dmitry.
Completely petrified, unable to even draw weapons, they couldn't even twitch a finger.
Of course, Ibella and Mark One had experienced such human reactions countless times, so they didn't care at all and approached slowly.
Approaching like the shadow of death, and once right in front, they opened their mouths indifferently.
“You... Are you Dmitry Lighten? I heard you were looking for me, so I thought it would be better to resolve it quickly without exerting much effort, so I came to find you myself.”
“You... Hangeul Manse? How the hell did you know I was here?”
Dmitry, whose breath was cut off by the killing intent, was about to faint, but the pride of an S-Rank hunter kept his mind together.
“... I can't understand what you're saying, please use Ibella's translation magic.”
“Understood.”
At Mark One's request, Ibella immediately installed a translation magic circle within a 10m radius.
“Once again, I ask. You are Dmitry Lighten... right?”
“... Did you know Russian? No... Before that, weren't you Hangeul Manse? How did you know I was here?”
“It's simple. I received help from Ibella next to me.”
“First meeting. Dmitry Lighten, even though I thought you were ugly from the photo, the real you is even worse! Just looking at you makes me want to puke!”
“......”
Her appearance was so beautiful that it could be compared to hundreds of Russian women, and her outfit was as rough as the men.
In this situation, Dmitry's personality would normally make him raise his fist and slap the woman's cheek arrogantly.
But he didn't even imagine such stupid things.
Just the Hangeul Manse next to him was exuding an aura hundreds of times stronger than himself, and the aura flowing subtly from the woman's body was not to be underestimated.
He could instinctively realize.
The moment he twitched a finger here, his body and head would be separated and he would meet a horrible death.
Of course, not all hunters quickly figured out the situation like Dmitry.
“Captain!! Just kill them! They insulted the captain!!”
“Yeah! Just beat them to death!!”
Two A-Rank hunters who didn't understand the atmosphere at all drew axes and maces and shouted as they approached Dmitry.
And.
“Master said that those who don't understand the atmosphere and are stupid should no longer be killed. So, please fulfill my wish.”
“What the hell...”
“Get out! Big body...”
Screech—!
A light swing from the death knight split the two bodies exactly in half vertically.
An A-Rank hunter couldn't even resist properly and was instantly killed in just 1 second.
“......”
“......”
“......”
In this shocking scene, all the hunters including Dmitry were on edge, and simultaneously realized one fact painfully.
'This is real. If you resist even a little here, you'll definitely die.'
“Th... Then.”
Mark One, who had wiped the blood off the Full Bloom of Silence, shouted at the frozen humans with a much more tense expression than before.
“From now on, I will start the full 100-course hell PT gymnastics to satisfy Master and atone for the sin of stealing Lee Taemin's weapon!”
Of course, filming was not forgotten.