Chapter 9
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 9
Chapter Title: The Cumdump Never Surrenders
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Pink-haired tsundere heroine Rebecca and blonde twintail sex machine Lucia glared at me coldly, smirking.
"I've known it since the first time I saw this bitch. Cum smeared on your nose and you don't even wipe it off? You two aren't just 'that kind' of close?"
"At least she had some conscience and only did cumdump stuff with her mouth."
"Nah, it was dripping down her thighs too."
"You fucking bitch."
Lucia lunged at her like she was about to flip the table, but Konakan quickly stepped in to block her, knocking over my precious dark beer in the chaos.
But brawls like this weren't exactly rare in this pub—everyone was clapping and egging them on instead.
The distraction didn't last long. The waiter kindly brought a towel, so I wiped down the spilled table and continued.
"Anyway, saying you'd sleep with Konakan earlier was a mistake."
"Who says something like that by accident? It just sounded like a blatant declaration of war."
The blonde twintail Lucia insolently scanned me up and down with her eyes, muttering.
"So, what's your real intention?"
Who knew what would happen going forward? I might need these two's help plenty of times, so I decided to humor Lucia for now.
"Obviously, you..."
"No way!!"
Konakan, who'd been listening from the side, suddenly shot up and yelled. Out of nowhere, he grabbed my shoulders in a tight hug and added.
"I absolutely can't let Kiriche stay with you two!"
What the hell was this overdrive?
No way he thought it'd make my heart flutter, right?
And what was with the creepy hands on my shoulders?
Rebecca and Lucia stared at Konakan in disbelief at his over-the-top protectiveness.
"Whenever it's just me around."
"You said I'm the only one in the world for you."
"He never said that to me!"
"He hasn't fucked you yet."
"...I'm disappointed, Konakan."
"Me too."
Pulling out confession lines from their respective routes to stake their claim in front of a new heroine. What a rare sight.
"Tell me, Konakan. We've only had each other since we were kids, right? Why are you being so cold to me?"
"Tell us, Konakan. Wasn't our fusion perfect?"
Konakan was at a loss, having gone down the pure love route with one and the stud route with the other.
But I figured there had to be a reason for Konakan acting like this. For example...
"Lucia, I'm saying this because I don't trust a jealousy-blinded girl like you around Kiriche with 'bondage'!"
"...Bondage?"
Lucia tilted her head.
And I bit my lip at the chill running down my spine.
"Bondage? Does that mean you like being tied up?"
Holy shit... Her first tag was 'bondage'? Like actual bondage? That's what it meant, right?
Obviously, no eroge scene ever just ties someone up for cozy pajama talk.
I'd nearly achieved a grand slam right after possessing this eroge body—fucked by a guy in the morning and a girl in the evening.
I'd watched femdom porn for the visuals before, but personally, I preferred the thrusting pleasure over the teasing tickles. Not my thing.
Worried I hadn't caught on, Konakan sent a clearer warning my way.
"You think I don't know your tastes, Lucia? If a jealousy-crazed girl like you gets Kiriche in a room, you know damn well it'd be the 'turtle-shell bondage all night sticky slug femdom training' course!"
Pfft, turtle-shell bondage into femdom training? Even as the sex lead heroine, against a rival...
"Tch, busted."
No, you demonic sex machine bitch. It was real?
Even if I were into topping, bottoming? Hell no. Absolutely not.
More importantly, there was the 'Purity Contract' issue. Strictly speaking, as long as no 'cum' went in, it was fine—but the name was 'Purity' Contract. Claiming "Getting femdommed infinitely is still pure!" after the fact was way too risky. Dead women tell no tales.
And this might be a stretch, but...
'No guarantee Lucia won't turn futa.'
With the setup and tags, things could veer unpredictably. She could suddenly become a futa heroine and rage-fuck me in revenge.
Not to mention the niche but existent demand for 'femdom impregnation.' In an eroge world, better to assume every fetish. Safety first.
If they turned a normal guy like me into a girl to get raped, what weird kink would surprise me? Taking futa cum or getting knocked up via femdom could violate the 'purity whatever' contract and kill me.
Konakan's quick thinking and skinship had saved me from the spiraling situation.
This guy... pretty sharp and decent, huh?
Time to play along.
"I mean, um...!"
"Yeah. So what do you wanna do?"
To Lucia, who smirked arrogantly, certain of victory and jutting her chin.
I decided to serve her a big one.
"I'm already 'bound' by Konakan's ultimate handjob."
Humiliating line, sure—but logically explaining why I had to share a bed with this guy was damn near impossible.
Might as well go all-in.
Lucia didn't like my bold frontal assault—a vein throbbed on her forehead.
"Wanna go at it?"
"Sorry, but femdom's a no."
"I can't stand watching my man fool around with another girl either."
Rebecca pouted at "my man" from the sidelines.
She seemed to love spicy catfights, so time to school Lucia her place, her way.
"Then do better so he doesn't stray."
"What...?"
"Your loose pussy cums from a single poke, so he couldn't hold back and came to me, right?"
"Think words prove anything? Did you see it?"
"Gotta see it to know?"
Of course I saw. Lucia's scenes were so hot I rewatched them three times—knew every position and timing.
It explicitly described her as having a "sensitive constitution that cums easily."
This, I could say with confidence.
"Turns out your pussy can't handle anyone but me."
"Delisted cumdump wouldn't get it anyway."
That set Lucia off. She slammed the table and stood, crashing sounds echoing as the crowd cheered "Ooooh!!"
Did she even know "delisted"? Probably got the nuance.
Konakan barely blocked her from grabbing my hair again. Guy was earning his keep today.
"Couldn't you just bullshit moderately? Do you have to go this far?!"
I shrugged and pursed my lips.
"She came at me to fight—can't dodge forever. If you can't avoid it, fight and win."
Sorry, but I'm not that soft and round. Mess with a military-vet heroine, and you're fucked.
Keep acting up, and I'd spice up the discipline. Better brace herself.
Lucia thrashed, held back by Rebecca and Konakan, and yelled at me.
"You slut! Fine! Go ahead and fuck as much as you want. Konakan'll get bored of you quick, and I'll laugh my ass off then!!"
"Next in line for loose pussy."
"Hey!!"
"What'cha gonna do, clitty? Low-quality clit~"
"No idea what that means, but it pisses me off!!"
Childish, sure—but how perfectly it mocked her. Felt just like picking 02' Kim Kaphwan in elementary school and humiliating friends.
"Konakan, how about we head back and crash?"
"Ah, yeah?"
"No point clinking glasses peacefully anymore."
I paused there on purpose, then glanced at Lucia—face beet red, practically foaming.
Damn, she's kinda cute up close.
Kill the attitude, and we might get along.
For now, though, pecking order needed setting.
"We have stuff to do, right?"
"At the inn."
What to do?
Every line a precision trigger—effects guaranteed.
Even that blonde twintail loli big-tits girl leaping up in rage looked adorable now.
Party hierarchy sorting itself out nicely. Perfect.
Rebecca dragged her out of the pub, but Lucia kept shooting me venomous glares to the end.
"Didn't know you were a total fighting cock."
Konakan shook his head, impressed. I chugged Rebecca's leftover dark beer, wiped my mouth with the back of my hand with a satisfied "Kuh," and said.
"Now you see it's lame? Can't help it. Whining and folding just 'cause I'm a girl ain't me."
"And yet in front of those two, you spout cumdump this, dick-bound that."
"To win, what can't you say?"
"What if it really happens like you said?"
"Think a daily quest'll rewrite my sexual identity?"
I snorted in disbelief, then drained the rest of Rebecca's beer.
And slam!
I set the glass down emphatically and declared.
"Don't worry about bitch-corruption bullshit. I absolutely won't do that crap!"