Chapter 8
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 8
Chapter Title: Adventurer Party's Cumdump...?
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After deleting Rebecca's NTR tag, we waited until she calmed down a bit before heading out for dinner together.
I also had to stick with Konakan from now on, so I'd deliberately arranged to join that adventurer party of his.
The pink-haired, glamorous heroine Rebecca clearly still wasn't thrilled about my presence and grumbled while twirling her head around.
"Tch, where'd this mangy mutt even come from...?"
Getting this kind of treatment from Pingchang after I'd put on a loser masturbation fountain show for her? If anything, I was the embarrassed one.
"Rebecca. We're gonna be working together from now on, so watch your mouth."
"Shut up. If it weren't for Konakan, we wouldn't have let trash like you into the party. Maybe you should figure out your place?"
"All that talk from someone who hasn't even felt the warmth of Konakan's cum yet."
"Hey, you done talking shit?! I don't know how you bewitched Konakan, but he won't take long to come crawling back to me. Enjoy it while it lasts!"
I'd gone too far with my words.
Watching Pingchang—the loser masturbator—lose her composure and throw a tantrum like that actually made my heart feel perfectly calm.
"Both of you, stop fighting."
Rebecca couldn't hide her disappointment upon seeing Konakan trying to treat the rolling stone and the weathered stone equally.
"Konakan. How can you do this? We've spent so much time together, and just because you fucked her a little, you go head over heels for some vixen we've never even heard of...?"
I could understand why Rebecca was acting like that.
According to the game's lore, Rebecca and Konakan were fellow members of the adventurer party.
Rebecca had been with Konakan from the moment he formed the party in the village, so she had the longest shared history—the one with the most route content, truly the game's main heroine in name and fact.
But while her route had the longest playtime, the H-scenes only unlocked after you had completely cleared her route.
Inadvertently, I'd pulled off a "your boyfriend's amazing" on her.
Of course, once you actually dove into the game proper, the pink-haired girl wasn't going anywhere. With a mindset of unleashing all the pent-up desire at once, you'd get some insanely hardcore H-scenes where every hole got used.
But that was still after completing the route.
If things derailed midway like this, hoarding it all just turned it to shit—nothing more, nothing less.
I felt wronged and sorry for somehow becoming the world's biggest bitch who stole the pure love interest's boyfriend.
"Sorry, what can I do about it, Rebecca?"
"Is that how you act sorry?"
"Of course I'm sorry."
Sorry was sorry.
But did that mean I should split from Konakan and go our separate ways?
That was impossible because of the "Purity Contract."
With the 48-hour time limit, my body could only survive by having sex exclusively with Konakan.
What, just die then?
I glanced at the clock hovering above Konakan's head and muttered.
"I've become a body that can't live without Konakan anymore, so try to understand."
Of course, I meant the contract.
But Rebecca took it another way, her face flushing red and pale by turns.
Well, considering the contract was about sex, her misunderstanding wasn't entirely off-base.
Rebecca ground her teeth, her fists trembling.
"I can't take it anymore. I absolutely can't forgive you! Raaagh!!"
Letting out a terrifying roar, she lunged at me again, intent on ripping out every strand of my platinum blonde hair and turning me into a bald (physical) patient.
Thankfully, since I'd removed her yandere tag, she didn't come at me with a sickle, so I figured I'd respond in kind without going overboard.
"Kiriche, please stop. Why are you provoking Rebecca like that?!"
Konakan rushed in, holding Rebecca back, and vented to me with a troubled look.
"Because... it's fun?"
Fuck, teasing doesn't need a reason—it's just fun!
My bold answer must've struck a nerve because Rebecca flailed her arms through the gaps in Konakan's body, desperately trying to grab my hair.
"Hey, get over here. Come on! I'm really gonna yank out every hair on your head!"
"Aww, too bad—my hair's waaay out of reach. What a shame."
I shook my long platinum blonde locks in front of her eyes like a swishing tail, egging her on.
She'd started as a scary, reverse-rape heroine when we first met, but stripping the yandere tag had left her fiery but without that dangerous edge—perfect for teasing.
I'd have to make good use of that from now on.
Ah, for teasing purposes, of course.
"Kiriche!!"
But every time I did this, Konakan had to hold Rebecca back, and he finally raised his voice asking me to stop.
Suddenly, Rebecca went thwack.
She punched Konakan hard in the chest, who'd been blocking her path.
"Guh...!"
"It wasn't your solar plexus, so quit overreacting."
"It was kinda, really close though..."
"Wanna see what happens if I hit your solar plexus for real?"
The main heroine's rage-fueled solar plexus punch, after losing her boyfriend, was sure to pack otherworldly power, so Konakan wisely backed down a bit.
But Rebecca showed no sign of forgiving him anytime soon.
"You shitty jerk, this isn't the first time you've pulled something like this!"
What was this now...?
Konakan stared back with a dumbfounded look, like he'd just met a son or daughter he'd never known existed.
"What did I...?"
Of course he wouldn't know.
It was Konakan's karma from the "original story."
The heroine who stirred up tons of jealousy from Rebecca.
The thought led straight to one face that popped into mind.
The tomboy with blonde twintails who barged in after slogging through the disgustingly long and boring Rebecca route—just enough of a brat to bulldoze her way in with a massive barrage of H-scenes, sidelining Rebecca with her decently big tits. A party member and rival.
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"Konakan. Who's this girl?"
Lucia Yupon.
Facing the legendary "legal loli big tits" you could hardly encounter outside the game felt like spotting a celebrity—my heart swelled grandly.
Under the dim yellow lights of the dimly lit beer hall.
We sat around a round table, each with a mana-chilled black beer in front of us.
Lucia's face was as stiff as the frozen mug, and she glared at me murderously.
"I'm asking—who is this girl?"
If Rebecca was the type who slowly won Konakan's heart rather than fully utilizing her S-EX-grade hardware specialized for sex, this girl was the opposite.
She believed in fucking your way to love. Not perfectly executed, but she aggressively conquered the protagonist by leading with her physical weapons.
She'd start with fellatio or paizuri, but as she ramped up the intensity and temptation, the moment the protagonist's restraint snapped...
—Urk...?! O-Onii-chan...! Ha, ah, too, too much, ah, a, paht, too, stro, haeut, hng, nnghut...!
—You slutty bitch. Coming in with just a robe over your naked body and saying we should talk it out? There's a limit to your defiance, you damn she-dog!
—Hyaut?! Onii-chan, ah, already, Lucia's already, onii-chan's dick, haeut, impaled, in...?! Kyaaahhhuut?!!
—Bratty bitches need punishment. Thrusting from the front is Konakan's dick, and from behind—Dickwood's cocktree!!
—Kyaaang?! Front and back stuffed full, I'm, going crazy...♥
"Excuse me?"
"Ah? ...Ah, yeah."
Lucia's words snapped me out of it.
She'd been grilling me with her heavy tits draped over the table and a displeased expression.
Fuck, even thinking back made my missing dick twitch to life. Front and back penetration—insanely hot.
If I still had a dick, I'd recreate that fantastic double penetration... But nope, TS'd by fate.
Who could've guessed I'd end up in a double catfight instead of double penetration with this genius legal loli cum-genie.
"So, like, I'm Konakan's... um..."
More importantly, I didn't have a good explanation for what I was to Konakan.
As my answer dragged on, Lucia eyed Konakan suspiciously.
Rebecca, who'd been watching, suddenly jumped in.
"Konakan's new cumdump."
Pffft!!
Lucia, who'd just sipped her beer at the perfect timing, blasted my face with a refreshing black beer breath. My skin felt moist.
Cough cough, some beer went up her nose too, and as she wiped around it with the back of her hand, she glared not at me—but at Rebecca.
"New cumdump? Sounds like there was an old one."
"Oh, you didn't know? That old cumdump's you."
"Aww~ Jealous 'cause you got bumped down the cumdump rankings and wanna be the new one?"
Good lord. Eroge heroine catfights were something else when they got real. I realized all the catfights I'd known were just kitten punches.
Watching this spicy catfight—no beer nuts needed—the sparks flying between them made my skin crawl.
"You crossing the line right now?"
"You crossed it first, Rebecca. Talking about cumdumps? You with the body but no cumdump cred."
"Hey!!"
I didn't have much experience with this, but it was obvious: raise your voice first, and you lose. Party rule.
That made three losses for Rebecca today.
Lucia let out a leisurely "Hmng~" and scanned my face and body with sultry eyes.
"But she's pretty cute. Nice figure too. I can see why Konakan lost his head."
Getting called pretty.
It was straight-up praise, so why did it taste so bitter?
Though she was complimenting me, Lucia's mood seemed oddly prickly.
"What's your name?"
"Kiriche Arshine."
"Where you planning to crash if you join the party?"
Ah, hadn't thought that far.
I had no idea why she was asking, but I answered Lucia nonchalantly.
"Obviously with him... "
Men with men, women with women when sleeping...
"What?"
"See? This vixen bitch isn't even hiding it anymore."
Oh right.
I'm a girl now, aren't I?