"I am a very rational person.

'And such a person hung the heir of the Northern Duchy and the Prince of the Kingdom at the academy's main gate?'

The maid asked back, sounding dumbfounded by my words.
Looking at her, I lit a cigar and answered simply.

'They burned a whole box of my cigars, didn't they?'

Yeah, well, making a hundred concessions, if it was because of a spar or a fight, I'd understand.

But what? They caused all that fuss because of woman issues?

'What a load of bullshit.'"