Chapter 98: Exclusive Pussy vs Lewd Pussy (2)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 98: Exclusive Pussy vs Lewd Pussy (2)[R-18]
“Hehe...♥”
Tap—! Tap—! Slurp!
Like a puppy acting cute while nipping at its master's finger, Yuris played with her tongue as she cleaned my cock.
“Do you like Master’s cock that much?”
“Yes! I’m used to seeing it so big, so seeing it small like this is actually kind of cute... Huh? ...Wh-why is it getting big again already? You’ve already come nine times...”
“You know nine times isn't enough. This bitch can still go more, right?”
“Hauu...! ...B-but... this bitch... just woke up...! ...Hngh!♥”
“...You can do it, right?”
Scritch— scritch—
As I scratched her chin, Yuris rubbed her cheek against my hand.
“Huwa...! ♥ Haah...! Yes-hehet! ♥ I... I can! ...I can do it... Master... I love you... Mwah... ♥”
“Are you saying you love the cock, or you love Master?”
“Master, of course... but I love Mr. Cock too... Hehe! So, Master...? Where would you like to go this time? The front? Or the back?”
“Hmm...”
I fell into deep thought, stroking Yuris’s hair as she kissed the back of my glans.
It was a simple question, but a difficult one to answer.
—Which would be more satisfying: Yuris’s pussy or her back pussy?
This was a problem on the level of the continent’s ‘Seven Millennium Prize Problems’ becoming eight.
‘Why do humans only have one cock?’
If I had two like a snake, I wouldn't have to worry about this; I could just ram both of Yuris’s holes at the same time.
Just as I was wallowing in the sorrow of hitting the wall of human physical limitations...
“W-w-wait just a minute!!”
Evelyn suddenly cut in.
“Oh? Evelyn, you’re awake? I was worried because you suddenly fainted while masturbating!!”
“Wh-wh-wh-what kind of bullshit is that!! Wh-wh-when did I ever f-f-faint from loser masturbation!!! I-I was just tired, so I took a nap!!!”
No one had actually used the term ‘Loser Masturbation,’ but for the sake of Evelyn’s honor, I decided not to point that out and moved on.
“No!! Fuck that, what do you mean ‘the back’? What’s ‘the back’?!”
“What do you mean, Evelyn? Obviously, her back pussy?”
Yuris said with a bright smile toward Evelyn.
“B-back pussy? Are you... are you talking about her a-anal?”
“Yes! Oh, don't tell me... Evelyn, you don't have any experience with the back? Even though you were involved with Master before I was?”
“Ah... u-uh... bubububu...”
Evelyn was left speechless by the sight of Yuris tilting her head as if she genuinely couldn't understand.
In truth, Evelyn knew that Ian was interested in anal sex.
So, while not right now, she had planned that if that bastard ever said he really, really wanted to do it...
She was thinking of preparing thoroughly to let him ‘use’ it!
‘B-but... they already did it from behind?!’
Once again, a sense of defeat slithered up from deep within Evelyn’s chest.
Sex, kissing, and blowjobs with Ian—Evelyn had experienced those, so she could claim they were equals, but...
Only Yuris had experienced anal sex.
‘Hmph... if I’d known this would happen... I should have done it from behind with that bastard sooner... No, I should have come prepared today.’
I don't know how many times in a single day she realized that regret always comes too late.
Still, she couldn't exactly let him use it suddenly without any preparation...
“A-anal without p-preparation is d-dirty!! It’s dirty!! Dirty!!”
In the end, all Evelyn could do was shout and get angry like a child, telling them not to do it from the back.
“It’s not dirty at all? I always come prepared whenever I meet Master, and besides, I can use ‘Purification’!!”
“...Kgh!!”
Yuris was a prepared bitch.
If it were anyone else, Evelyn might have argued that it was still dirty, but since she said she used the ‘Purification’ of a ‘Saintess Candidate,’ a rebuttal was impossible.
“B-but!! You can’t do that!! A Saintess Candidate using a ‘Blessing’ just to have anal sex! The... the world isn't supposed to work like that!!”
I inwardly agreed with Evelyn’s shout.
When Yuris first told me she used ‘Purification’ for anal sex, I felt like my common sense had crumbled in an instant.
Beaming—
“I understand! To be honest, I was a bit scared before I first had sex with Master, but after doing it, I felt like I’d wasted half my life! So, Evelyn, once you try anal sex someday, you’ll understand what I mean! Oh, by the way, Evelyn, was your first time really with Master?”
“Wh-wh-what?”
“Ah... did I say something I shouldn't have? Just because I was a virgin doesn't mean Evelyn had to be one... But it’s okay! Master is kind, so even if Evelyn couldn't give him her front or back virginity, he’ll still...!!”
Under Yuris’s relentless barrage, Evelyn’s HP already looked close to zero.
“Of course, I gave Master both my front and back virginity!!”
“Wh-what the fuck have you been babbling about for a while now!! I-I gave this guy my virginity too!”
“Aha...! Is that so? But Evelyn, did you bleed a lot?”
“Wh-wh-what?”
“I was just curious how much blood came out? I was surprised because so much came out for me!!”
It was strange.
Clearly, Evelyn and Yuris were the ones having the conversation, but why was I the one feeling the embarrassment?
“Th-th-that’s...! Just... just because you’re a v-virgin... doesn't mean... blood... has to...”
“Ah... so it didn't come out. Well, that can happen. A self-proclaimed virgin, or...”
“No!! Listen to me!! I told you I really gave it to him!!!”
“It’s okay!! Whether it was broken while masturbating or you were just born without one!! Honestly, what does a hymen matter!! Of course, my relationship with Master is deeper since I’m his ‘Fated Partner’ who actually offered up her hymen...”
Snap—
Evelyn felt like she heard that sound inside her head.
“No, fuck! You’re really making me swear! Fuck!!! I bled too!! You bitch!! I bled too!!! That bastard was the one who broke my hymen too!!!”
“Heh...? Master, is that true?”
“....!!”
Faced with the sudden question, I couldn't easily open my mouth.
‘It wasn't the official one, but in our actual first time, there was blood...’
While a broken hymen doesn't always result in blood, it did for Evelyn.
Back during our ‘real first experience’ when I had eaten the cake laced with Orc Estrus Potion.
The problem was that Evelyn believed I didn't remember that ‘real first experience.’
“Ah...! Kgh..!!”
Perhaps because of that, Evelyn also seemed belatedly flustered, standing there with her mouth open, not knowing what to do.
‘...What should I do?’
As I hesitated to answer, Yuris looked at Evelyn with pitying eyes and spoke.
“...Hauu... Evelyn, you’re even suffering from delusions. How pitiful...”
“Th-th-this girl isn't a Saintess, she’s a madwoman!! Fuck! I’m not delusional!!”
“Then are you saying Master forgot his first experience with Evelyn? When I asked Master, he remembered every little detail about ours, though?”
“....”
I was in trouble.
Now Yuris had even blocked my retreat, so I couldn't say anything.
If I said there was blood now, I would become a man who remembered his first time with Yuris but couldn't remember his first time with Evelyn.
“Um... Evelyn? I don't know if delusions can be cured, but should I try using ‘Healing’ on you?”
“Aaaaaagh!! This is so annoying!!! It’s not like that!! That bastard might not know!! But the first time Ian thinks was his first time actually wasn't his first time!!”
Yes or No
Just as I was thinking I was fucked either way, Evelyn blurted out the truth.
“Wh-what?!”
So, I didn't miss the chance and acted surprised.
“F-fuck!! Yeah!! You remember when I brought that cake over before? I drugged you with sleeping pills and ate you then!! So what!! I already ate you!!”
“You... you told me I was being mean because I treated you like a sex partner! You had sleep sex with me?!”
“Yeah!!! I did! Can’t I have sleep sex with you? Why can’t I have sleep sex with you? A-and you, you have no right to talk!! I might have done sleep sex, but you raped me!!! Twice at that!!!”
...That was also true.
I don't know if it could be called rape since it was technically a consensual relationship...
But anyway, on the surface, she had ‘raped’ me.
“There!! You heard that, Yuris!!! This guy broke my virginity!! And I took his virginity too!! So I’m more... with Ian than you...”
“Hmm? But Evelyn... do you have proof?”
“Wh-what proof!! Why would there be p-proof for a first time!!”
“Huh? Isn't it natural to keep the panties you wore during your first time?”
At Yuris’s words, Evelyn’s mind went blank.
‘I-is she seriously insane?!? Why would you keep those??’
She had realized long ago that Yuris wasn't normal, but she didn't expect it to be to this extent.
...Of course, Evelyn didn't have zero proof either.
After all, it was her first time with the man she had loved for over ten years.
She hadn't thought of keeping ‘panties’ like Yuris, but she had saved three photos in her Gallery: one for ‘storage,’ one for ‘appreciation,’ and one for ‘deception.’
‘No!! Absolutely not this! I’d rather die!’
The Gallery wasn't visible to others, and even if it were, she could never show her Gallery nickname to Ian!
‘Then what? What should I do?’
At this rate, she would be treated as delusional by Yuris and feel that ‘sense of defeat’ again!
‘Gulp... th-that... wouldn't be... No! Fuck, what am I saying! Get it together, Evelyn!! At this rate, you’ll even lose the first pregnancy!! ...Ah!! Right!! There is!!’
Thud—!!
“A w... witness! There’s a witness!! I don't have proof, but I have a witness!!”
The thought of losing to Yuris again made her uterus tighten slightly, but she managed to barely hold onto her sanity.
“Evelyn... you don't have to make things up.”
“No!! Fuck!! Believe me when I say it!! There really is one!! Hey!! Ian, you believe me, right?”
“...I believe you.... of course....”
Actually, this was hard to believe.
No, I didn't want to believe it.
‘...A witness?’
How could there be a witness to our first time?
Was someone peeping?
Our first time was at my house, of all places?
“Ah, fuck!! This guy doesn't believe me either?”
“...I said I believe you.”
“Forget it!! You asshole!! Does that look like the face of someone who believes me!! Fine! If you can’t believe it that much...”
Bang—!!
Evelyn, who had stood up while slamming the floor, shouted.
“We can just go meet the witness right now!!”