Chapter 64: My Blonde Childhood Friend is Too Pretty (1)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 64: My Blonde Childhood Friend is Too Pretty (1)[R-18]
Friday, after school.
I was waiting for Evelyn in front of the fountain in the shopping district.
When I asked, "Since we're both leaving after the Academy anyway, can't we just take a carriage together?"...
The response I got was, "Wait at the fountain if you don't want to die," so I was obediently following orders.
'Yeah, just you wait until you get here.'
As I fiddled with the vibrator in my pocket—the one I intended to use on Evelyn—it suddenly struck me how incredible Yuris was for making me jerk off four times to her voice replies.
"...Is Yuris still sleeping?"
[Permanent Fap Material] > [Yuris (Saintess Candidate, Bitch)] > [Voice Reply]
Click— Click—
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: [▣ 00 : 16 (Squelch—).. Right now... Mas... Master... thinking of you... (Squelch—).. Haa!... Poking... my bitch pussy... (Squelch—)... (Squelch—!)]
Even listening to it again, Yuris’s ‘Pussy ASMR’ was excellent material, but it wasn't perfect.
ㄴAnonymous(89.74): [▣ 00 : 07 You call that poking, you bitch? Is that how I poked your pussy? Do it properly.]
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: [▣ 00 : 18 Ugh!... I’m... I’m sorry!... (Squelch— Squelch—)... Just like... when Master does it with his hand...!! (Squelch—!).. Hng!.. I’ll do it harder... (Squelch!—Squelch!—).... Oh, ohh!!... Hng!!.. Ngh!!♥]
There were three major drawbacks to ‘Pussy ASMR.’
First, because it took time to record and send, it tended to make me impatient.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: [▣ 00 : 07 (Squelch—!) Oh!... Ohh!♥ (Squelch—!)... I’m... I’m sor... sorry...!... Ngh♥... Haah... My pussy... (Squelch—! Squelch—!)... I’m... I’m gonna... cum!♥]
ㄴAnonymous(89.74): [▣ You’re trying to cum without Master’s permission, you bitch? Hold it.]
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: [▣ 00 : 24 Ngh...♥ Haah.. (Squelch—!) B-but... Mas... Master...!♥. (Squelch—!) This... bitch... can’t... can’t hold it anymore... I want... I want my pussy to cum♥ (Squelch—!)... Oh♥.. Ohh!♥]
The second drawback was that the audio-only nature of the situation made me pour out increasingly harsh words.
ㄴAnonymous(89.74): [▣ 00 : 09 You fucking bitch. I told you to hold it. If you climax now, I’m not using your pussy anymore, got it?]
I had gotten so worked up that I’d spat insults at Yuris just like I did with Laplace...
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: [▣ 00 : 49 Ngh...!!.♥... Ha♥ (Squelch—!).. H-hng... Nooo..!♥.. Mas... Master...!! (Squelch—!) ♥Please... please use... this bitch’s pussy!♥ (Squelch—!) I’ll... I’ll hold it!... I’ll hold the climax!..♥ (Squelch!)]
ㄴAnonymous(89.74): [▣ 00: 07 Ha... look at this? You’re not poking your pussy properly just so you don’t climax? Put the mic right against your pussy so I can hear the squelching.]
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: [▣ 01 : 21 Ngh..! Y-yes!♥ (Slide—) Squelch—! Squelch—! (I... I put the mic... against my pussy!♥... Oh—!.. Mngh♥!) Squelch—! (N-no! Ma-Master♥) Squelch—! Squelch—! (Ah!... I really... can’t..♥. Mas... Master...♥ This bitch’s pussy is gonna cum!!♥) Squelch—! Squelch—! Pshhh—! (Ohh!)]
Yuris was barely holding back her climax; I could hear the sound of her vaginal fluids spraying out.
「Even if you command the Saintess Candidate to say, ‘I love your cock more than the Goddess!!’... everything Ian-nim does is right and correct!!」
Why did Ellis’s words suddenly come to mind at this moment?
‘Even so, commanding that would be going too far.’
It would be absolute blasphemy that could get me dragged off to the Church.
Of course, since the Goddess Ellis herself gave permission, she’d probably save me somehow, but...
‘No, I still can’t!’
Even so, a person had to have a ‘line’ they wouldn't cross.
My conscience wouldn't allow me to make Yuris, a Saintess Candidate of all people, commit blasphemy.
ㄴAnonymous(89.74): [▣ 00: 17 You want to cum that badly even while begging? I see now, this bitch was just pretending to be human, wasn't she?]
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: [▣ 00 : 37 (Ye... yes...!♥) Squelch! (Y-you’re right!!♥.. This bitch!!) Squelch— Squelch— (F-for pretending to be human... I’m sorry!♥)... Squelch— (Oh.. ohh!♥)... Squelch— (S-so!... Ma... Master...♥ Ngh)..... Phut—! Phut—! (P-please!!..... This bitch...♥ Climax..!! Please let me cum!!!♥)]
ㄴAnonymous(89.74): [▣ 00: 21 Then, climax while praying to Goddess Ellis, thanking her for letting you be born as such a lewd bitch.]
So, out of conscience, I substituted the blasphemy with a prayer of gratitude to the Goddess.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: [▣ 01 :53 Squelch— Squelch—! (Ohh!..♥ Th-that’s..!) Squelch—! (N-no...!♥ Master.. hng...!♥) Squelch— Squelch— (Yu... Yuris is... a Saintess...♥ Candidate...) —Squelch! Squelch! (I can’t... p-pray... like that!..♥ Ngh!!) Phut—! Phut! Squelch—! Squelch—! (Ngh!!.. N-no..♥... If I climax.. Mas... Master!!♥... won’t use my pussy anymore..!!).. Squelch! (A... aaah!!..♥ I’m... I’m sorry!!..♥ Ellis-nim!.... Ngh!....♥ Please forgive me!!♥) Squelch!. Squelch! Squelch! (..Yu.. Yuris!!...♥ I can’t...!!... I can’t take it anymore!!♥)]
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: [▣ 01 : 37 (Oh... ohh!!..♥ Goddess.. El... Ellis!!♥... Thank you!!♥) Squelch squelch! (For...!!♥ letting me be born... as such a lewd bitch!!...♥ Hyeeek!!.. For letting me...♥ poke my pussy...♥ thank youuuuu!!!!♥) Squelch squelch!! Pshhhhh—! (Kyeeeeek!!!♥♥.. Ahh!.. It feels so gooood!!♥... This bitch’s... p-pussy!♥... Cumming feels... so good...!!♥♥)]
Whoosh—!
Right on cue, the sound of the fountain erupting behind me overlapped with the sound of Yuris spraying her juices.
ㄴAnonymous(89.74): [▣ 00 : 08 Who told you to stop, you bitch? Keep poking your pussy and climaxing.]
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: [▣ 00 : 26 (Oh..! Ohh!♥... Y-yes!) Squelch— Squelch— (...! Oh... ohh♥.. I’m cumming..!.. Mas... Master..!♥.. Thank... thank you!!♥) Phut! Phut! (Oh... ohh♥!) Squelch! Squelch!]
I just noticed this while listening again, but Yuris had been poking her pussy so hard that her female juices had turned into foam, changing the sound of the squelching.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: [▣ 00 : 24 (Mas... Master ♥ ..Stop now!! ♥ ) Squelch! Squelch!....(Feeling good!♥... I hate it..!♥)... Squelch! Squelch!..(Ohh!.. I’m scared!♥)... Squelch! Squelch!(My pussy... p-please... let me stop!♥)]
ㄴAnonymous(89.74): [▣ 00:06 Shut up and keep poking and climaxing, you bitch.]
The final drawback of ‘Pussy ASMR’ was the inability to check the other person’s condition.
Honestly, I was just curious how many times Yuris could climax, so I kept making her do it without stopping...
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: [▣ 00 : 45 Squelch— Squelch—(I... I shouldn’t...♥ My pussy... is breaking..!♥).. Ngh!—...(I’m going... again!-♥) Phut—! Ohh!...(Ngh!!..♥ My pussy... came again♥... Ohh!)]
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: [▣ 00 : 13 Squelch! Squelch!..(Going...♥ Haa.... Again♥... Gyah♥)... Squelch!... Squelch!...]
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: [▣ 00 : 06 Squelch... Squelch... Squelch... Squelch—... Phut—!.. Phut—! Sque...]
Yuris, who was gradually losing the ability to speak human language, sent one last interrupted voice reply and then vanished.
[Spectators]
[Name: Yuris Petunia]
Fetishes: Master’s Scent LV 4 > MAX, Voice Sex LV 3 (NEW), Nipple Masturbation LV 3 > 4, Blasphemy LV 2 (NEW)...
As a result, Yuris had developed some new fetishes.
I felt like I saw a fetish that a Saintess Candidate definitely shouldn't have, but...
Once she realized I was a devout follower of Goddess Ellis, she’d probably delete it herself, so it wasn't a big deal.
‘The real problem is this....’
Max Climaxes in 1 Day: 36 > 48
Last Fap Material Used: None.
Yuris succeeded in masturbating without any material.
Masturbating in a state of total emptiness was a realm impossible for humans.
Masturbation was an act for the ‘release of sexual desire,’ and ‘sexual desire’ always required an ‘object.’
‘There’s only one way this contradictory situation could happen...’
Unbelievable as it was, Yuris had continued masturbating even while unconscious.
ㄴAnonymous(89.74): ...Bitch?- 14 hours ago
ㄴAnonymous(89.74): Did you pass out?- 12 hours ago
ㄴAnonymous(89.74): Contact me when you wake up.- 8 hours ago
As proof, there had been no contact from Yuris for over 14 hours.
It made sense.
She had passed out because her stamina was drained from consecutive climaxes, but since she kept masturbating and climaxing even then, there was no way her body could hold up.
....This was just my guess, but.
Didn't Yuris literally repeat the act until she ‘didn't have the strength to lift a single finger’?
‘I should be careful with this next time... But why isn't Evelyn here?’
It was about time for our meeting, but Evelyn was nowhere to be seen.
Tap— tap—!
When I searched for Evelyn’s nick in the Gallery, her last post was from 30 minutes ago.
[Author: ChildhoodFriendRapist■] = [Evelyn Marigold]
[Kyahaha, going on a date with my childhood friend LMAO][19]
Seriously, even I think I look damn pretty today, what do I do? My looks are just insane right now, for real.
ㅇㅇ(892.151): You fucking bitch, how many times do I have to tell you to stop spamming the Gallery??? Do you have a disease that kills you if you only write one post at a time???
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: Up to 4 consecutive posts isn't spamming? More importantly, I’m seriously so pretty, what do I do? Kyahaha.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(892.151): Yeah, cut the crap. If you were pretty, your childhood friend would’ve eaten you up before you could rape him.
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: Up yours. That’s seriously not my fault. It’s just because my childhood friend’s IQ is low.
ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151): LMAO. Typical ChildhoodFriendRapist: She trashes her childhood friend herself, but throws a fit if anyone else says a word.
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: Yep. Only I get to trash that shitty childhood friend. I’ll kill anyone else who does.
ㄴPyeolkwaelkwael■: Uh... if I can just speak my mind, if you’re going on a date, shouldn't you call him your boyfriend instead of your childhood friend?
ㄴMemoriesOfMorak■: For real, she was throwing a fit in the Gallery the other day about becoming sex partners, and now she’s going on a date? Fuck, is a relationship where you go on dates instead of just having sex a "sex partner" thing? That’s just being a couple. This deception is bullshit.
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: LMAO, I like you guys today. Should big sis treat you all to chicken burgers?
ㄴMemoriesOfMorak■: Yes, Noona. I love you. Please leave the coupon numbers in my Activity Log.
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: Fuck off. I don’t need your love. I only need my childhood friend.
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: I’d rather buy my childhood friend another meal than give you guys burgers LMAO.
ㄴMemoriesOfMorak■: Yeah, I didn't expect anything anyway, you sex partner bitch. Just go get pumped and dumped.
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: Sure, whatever~ Big sis is already on the carriage to go on a date with her ‘boyfriend.’ Bye.
The comment where Evelyn said she got on the carriage was from 15 minutes ago.
‘Then she should be arriving soon...’
Click— clack—
No sooner had the thought crossed my mind than I felt familiar footsteps approaching from behind.
It might seem strange to recognize someone by their footsteps, but anyone could do it after being childhood friends for fifteen years.
“Guess who~?”
“Wow... being late is one thing, but being this unfunny is just too much, don't you think?”
The moment I turned around, pulling away Evelyn’s hands that were covering my eyes...
──My world was painted over by Evelyn.
I couldn't hear the sound of the fountain, nor smell the scent of the sunset-drenched street, nor feel the presence of the many people walking through the square.
There was only me and Evelyn, existing in a world that had turned a shade of brilliant blue.
“....”
“Hehe—♪”
“...!”
As I stood there staring at Evelyn, having lost even the sense of time passing, her mischievous laughter brought me back to reality.
“Heeey~ What is it~? What’s wrong~? Why are you staring so hard? Were you surprised because your childhood friend is too pretty?”
“...Haah.”
Only a sigh escaped me.
I knew better than anyone in the world that Evelyn was beautiful.
But wasn't it cheating for her to make my heart flutter this much just by dressing up properly?
‘...I can’t use the vibrator.’
Until a moment ago, I was planning to put a vibrator in Evelyn and tease her throughout the date...
Maybe once we got to the inn, but for now, I simply wanted to enjoy a pure date with her.
“...What? What’s with that sigh? ...Am I not pretty?”
Seeing Evelyn pout, having misunderstood the meaning of my sigh, I answered with total sincerity.
“...You’re pretty. You’re incredibly pretty.”
“He... hehe! Right~? I am, aren't I~? Ian, you’re so lucky.”
As Evelyn stepped closer, the intoxicating scent of honey brushed against the tip of my nose.
Squeeze—!
While I was distracted by the scent of honey, Evelyn interlaced her fingers with mine and said with a smirk.
“...To have such a pretty childhood friend like me?”