Chapter 5: It's a Chicken Coop... (1)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 5: It's a Chicken Coop... (1)[R-18]
[Author: Anon (154.55)]
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[A pic that smells like a real, real, real fragrant virgin][11]
(An elf girl covering her face with one hand while showing her other armpit.jpg)
It’s so fragrant~
ILoveTenantFarmers■: Loli-lol, now this is what I’m talking about, hahaha
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ㄴ Anon (74.812): This guy is still going "Loli-lol" at a bitch who’s 140 years old, lmao.
ㄴ ILoveTenantFarmers■: Gaaah!!! I didn't know because you're an Anon, you son of a bitch!!! Get this chicken coop out of here!!
ㄴ Anon (154.55): She’s not a chicken coop, okay?
ㄴ Anon (74.812): Yeah, you’re a total chicken coop. I still have that birthday proof shot where you didn't cover your age, lol. How can a person be 140 years old? Lmao.
VirginAppraiser■: Non-virgin.
ㄴ Anon (74.812): Even the non-virgin certification is out, lol. Ugh! A chicken coop that smells like a total slut’s cum, barf.
ㄴ Anon (154.55): Seriously... what are you saying? I’m a fresh virgin, okay?
ㄴ Anon (74.812): Holy shit, lol. "Fresh"? Did your conscience disappear along with your hymen? Lol. And if you’ve been a virgin for 140 years, your hymen is probably rotten by now~
ㄴ Anon (154.55): Hey, who the hell are you to keep picking a fight? Are you a Demon?
ㄴ Anon (74.812): A Demon? Lol. There’s that classic Knife-ear shitty personality coming out, huh? I knew you were a species-discriminator! Lol. A non-virgin chicken coop who discriminates against other species, you’ve got it all, lmao.
[Author: Galactic Dirt Spoon■] = [Helen Redrose]
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[Poor gallery user, check out today’s lunch...][4]
(A picture of incredibly expensive food.jpg)
Is this about average for a dirt spoon in the ■■ Gallery...?
Penelope Depodil■: Does this bastard even know what a dirt spoon is??? How the fuck is this "dirt," damn it?
ㄴ NeverGetAnA■: This guy is just a poser. He claims to be a dirt spoon but eats expensive shit every day.
ㄴ Penelope Depodil■: Sigh, I guess I’m the only one serious about gallery lurking again... What’s the Phantom Thief doing? Why hasn't he robbed a guy like this yet?
ㄴ Anon (101.411): Is that guy even active these days? I haven't heard anything about him showing up lately.
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[Author: MojitoDelivery■] = [Poporing Spayria]
[“Farewell, Magical Girl Urara.”][10]
(A picture of a bratty witch looking down with her arms crossed and a smug expression.jpg)
You are merely a mediocrity who was only serialized in an era where I did not exist.
Anon (74.859): This is facts. Honestly, since the Bratty Witch came out, I don't even click on Urara anymore.
ㄴMagicalGirlUrara■: The Bratty Witch is nothing more than a third-rate copycat work that rode the coattails of Magical Girl Urara’s popularity.
ㄴAnon (74.859): Popularity? You mean the manga that only gets to the Trending Post because of constant upvote manipulation? Popularity? Lmao.
ㄴAnon (74.859): Even with the manipulation, you still got crushed by the Bratty Witch in upvotes, didn't you? Lol.
ㄴMagicalGirlUrara■: My sister does not engage in such manipulation.
ㄴAnon (74.859): Every time a chapter is posted, it hits the Trending Post in exactly 10 seconds. If that’s not manipulation, what is? Lmao.
ㄴMagicalGirlUrara■: It simply means there are that many people who love my sister.
WholesomeNickname32■: Honestly, that guy who stans Magical Girl Urara is probably just doing it for the meme. He can't be serious. No one in their right mind would stan that shit.
ㄴMagicalGirlUrara■: The Bratty Witch is nothing more than a third-rate copycat work that rode the coattails of Magical Girl Urara’s popularity.
ㄴWholesomeNickname32■: Yeah, yeah. I’m talking about you. You.
[Author: Anon (122.37)]
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[The state of a woman’s fingernails after successfully completing the 48-hour finger-in-pussy challenge, holy shit][7]
(A picture of a little blonde girl holding a red card saying "No!")
Wait! Wait. I know you’re angry!
But what’s the best choice in this situation?
I think the best thing to do right now is to hit the upvote button so as many people as possible have to see this post.
I’ll be waiting for your wise decision.
VirginAppraiser■: Lol, whatever. I clicked knowing it was bait anyway, so I don't care. Because even if you keep a finger in your pussy for a week, only the finger gets a bit wrinkly; the nails stay the same.
ㄴ Anon (112.119): ...How does the Appraiser-bro know that?
ㄴ FlameSandwich■: Seriously, why do you know that...?
ILoveTenantFarmers■: But every time I see this pic, it’s so hot...
ㄴ Anon (112.119): ...? What’s up with this guy?
ㄴ WhatShouldMyNicknameBe■: Honestly, the "No!" pic is kind of hot. I’ve jerked off to it a few times myself.
ㄴ Anon (112.119): Okay, I’m blocking every single one of you pedo bastards in the comments.
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After watching for three days, I’ve realized this Gallery is incredibly addictive.
My initial resolve not to use it had completely vanished, and I was spending most of my day browsing the Gallery.
[Ah, seriously, it’s only been 3 days and I really want to kill myself... My childhood friend came by the house once, but I was too scared and pretended I wasn't home...][0]
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Just then, a new post appeared at the very top of the Gallery.
I could tell who the author was just by the title.
"If Evelyn wrote a post, that means..."
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[Spectators]
Name: Evelyn Marigold
Titles: ChildhoodFriendRapist■, Pro Gallery Lurker, Talented Mage
Fetishes: Childhood Friend LV MAX, Somnophilia LV3, True Love LV3, Masturbation Addiction LV3, Consecutive Climax LV1, Loser Masturbation LV1...
Mating Count: 1 time ▶ Click for details!
Vaginal Mating: 1 time
Anal Mating: 0 times
Oral Mating: 0 times
Masturbation Count: 1283 times > 1284 times
Max Climaxes in 1 Day: 16 times
Last Material Used: First sex with Ian
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"...As expected, she just finished her morning wank."
From checking Spectators, I could now practically track Evelyn’s daily masturbation pattern.
Evelyn tended to masturbate an average of three times a day.
Usually once after waking up and twice before going to bed.
For the record, every single time except for one, the material was her first sex with me.
'But what is Loser Masturbation?'
The name of the material Evelyn used and her newly acquired fetish was 'Loser Masturbation,' but I had no idea what it meant.
What kind of defeat do you have to suffer to masturbate to it?
I had spent enough time on the Gallery over the past three days to reduce my own wanking time, but there were still many terms I didn't know.
Anyway, it seemed like she felt post-nut clarity afterward; most of the times Evelyn posted depressing things on the Gallery, her masturbation count had gone up.
"There are a lot of comments."
While I was briefly checking Spectators, five comments had already been posted on Evelyn’s thread.
[Author: ChildhoodFriendRapist■] = [Evelyn Marigold]
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[Ah, seriously, it’s only been 3 days and I really want to kill myself... My childhood friend came by the house once, but I was too scared and pretended I wasn't home...][5]
...Ah, he probably knows I’m avoiding him. Then he must have realized that me stripping him wasn't a dream but actually happened... But seeing as he hasn't said anything... Aaaaaah! What do I do, seriously!!
Anon (892.151): Ah, seriously, you’ve been whining for days. If you’re going to whine this much, why did you strip him? (I really don't get it)
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: No, I’ve liked only him for over 10 years, and even though I’ve been trying to seduce him like crazy for the last 5 years, he wouldn't even touch me! What was I supposed to do other than strip him!!
ㄴAnon (892.151): Then you should have confessed, you idiot!!!!!!
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: ...What if I confess and get rejected... Then I’ll really kill myself... Besides, people in the Gallery said childhood friends are only good for being concubines...
ㄴAnon (892.151): This is honestly ridiculous. You can rape him but you can't confess???
'...Should I try writing a comment?'
I had only been lurking until now, but seeing Evelyn’s post, my hands were itching today.
'I'll go as an Anon first.'
I was a bit nervous about using a fixed nickname from the start, and more than anything, the shield of anonymity that came with being an Anon was too attractive.
Tap, tap—
ㄴ Anon (89.74): But isn't it possible the childhood friend actually knows you like him?
ㄴ ChildhoodFriendRapist■: Absolutely not. That guy is a seriously dense dumbass, there’s no way he knows. On my birthday, the two of us went on a hot spring trip and slept in the same bed, but he literally just slept. I even hugged him while half-naked to seduce him... Ah, fuck, I’m getting mad again just thinking about it.
"...."
Back then, because it was Evelyn, I just thought she had a bad habit of tossing and turning in her sleep; I never imagined it was seduction.
'How did I not know?'
Thinking about it now, it was obviously seduction.
Faced with a stupidity I had to acknowledge, I posted another comment.
ㄴ Anon (89.74): Hearing this, the childhood friend really is a dumbass, lol.
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ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: Hey, you absolute piece of shit, who are you to insult my childhood friend? Did your parents teach you to insult people you don't know? You’ve got a hell of a nerve, you bitch.
ㄴ Anon (89.74): Hey, I was taking your side and you’re cussing me out...
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: Ah... sorry. I lose my mind whenever someone insults my childhood friend...
ㄴ Anon (89.74): Okay... But what do you mean by saying he realized it was real?
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: I fed my childhood friend an Orc Estrus Potion and stripped him... So the memory of doing it with me should be gone.
ㄴAnon (89.74): Because of the Orc Estrus Potion? I’ve drunk that too, and the memories don't disappear, lol.
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: Really? 892.151 said the memories disappear?
ㄴ Anon (89.74): Yeah, the effect seems to vary from person to person. I heard some people lose them, but I didn't.
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: Ah fukc. fukc. I’m rly gonna kms fukc srsly
As soon as I said the memories might remain, Evelyn’s comments stopped, as if her mental state had suddenly collapsed.
That sight was, how should I put it...
"...This is way too much fun."
Seeing a reaction from Evelyn that was so different from her usual self was incredibly entertaining.
It felt like all the stress that had built up in my heart was being washed away.
Of course, Evelyn is a precious person in my life and will continue to be, but compared to all the pranks and bullying I’ve endured from her, this much should be within the acceptable range.
A moment later, having somewhat gathered her wits, Evelyn uploaded a new post.
[Author: ChildhoodFriendRapist■] = [Evelyn Marigold]
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[Ah, fuck it, I don't know. I’m going to go wank before I die][0]
If I’m going to die anyway, I might as well die from over-climaxing. Going for 10 rounds, bye.
With that post, Evelyn really must have gone to masturbate, as there was no response even when I commented.
'The post feed has slowed down anyway... Should I go for a round too?'
My lower half felt heavy since I had cut back on my wanking lately to spend more time on the Gallery.
'As for the material...'
Just as I had been Evelyn’s material for the past few days, my material was, of course, Evelyn.
Not just our first experience, but I had also jerked off while imagining Evelyn masturbating while thinking of me.
...But no matter how good the material is, it can't last forever.
Just as I was feeling the need for something new.
[Today’s material.jpg][0] - Divine Power Vessel■
A post written by the Saintess Candidate caught my eye.