Chapter 1: Going to Rape My Childhood Friend lol (2)
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 1: Going to Rape My Childhood Friend lol (2)
[Author: Childhood Friend Rapist■] = [Evelyn Marigold]
[Kyahaha lololol, going to rape my childhood friend of 15 years right now lol] [2]
After holding back this much, it’s legit legal to rape him lol. I’m gonna fuck him like a dog until his balls are bone dry.
Anonymous (892.151): This crazy bitch has been barking about wanting to eat him every day lolol. She’s actually going for it. Make sure to post a review lololol.
ㄴChildhood Friend Rapist■: Sex!
“...?”
The post was written in a vulgar tone that made it impossible to imagine it was the Evelyn I knew.
Thinking I might have misread the name, I rubbed my eyes, and my fingertip happened to touch Evelyn’s nickname.
[Childhood Friend Rapist■] = [Evelyn Marigold]
[Posts: 54,402 | Comments: 6,011]
[Search User’s Posts] [Go to Gallog] [Block]
“....”
I didn’t know how long Evelyn had been using the Gallery.
However, the terrifying number of posts—over 50,000—showed just how dedicated she was to the site.
What on earth did she write about so much?
Driven by a slight curiosity, I searched her post history...
[SEX!!!!! I got it lolol. Upvote if you want to see my childhood friend getting fucked like a dog lolol] [11]
—1 hour ago
[The more I think about that asshole childhood friend, the more frustrated I get. Is he seriously a fucking eunuch?] [5]
—3 hours ago
[I can’t take it anymore. Does anyone know where to buy Sleep Herb, Fainting Mushrooms, or Orc Estrus Potion near the Imperial Capital? I’ll legit reward you.] [7]
—6 hours ago
Over 90% of the posts were about wanting to fuck her childhood friend.
“No... I can overlook the other stuff, but Orc Estrus Potion?”
I’d heard of it being used occasionally for mating on farms, but I’d never seen it used on humans outside of smut novels.
Anonymous (892.151): You crazy bitch lolol. You’re trying to feed him Orc Estrus Potion?
ㄴChildhood Friend Rapist■: Shut up and tell me if you know where to buy it. If not, fuck off.
ㄴAnonymous (892.151): I left a secret message on your guestbook lol. But it could get dangerous, so buy some Sunrise Flowers for the detox lol. No lie, if you feed him Orc Estrus Potion and don’t squeeze out all the semen, the blood pressure will make his dick explode (it actually happens).
ㄴChildhood Friend Rapist■: Don’t worry. I’m going to squeeze out every last drop.
ㄴAnonymous (892.151): No, you crazy bitch lolol. You’re not the problem, your childhood friend’s dick is gonna explode lolol.
Justice Magical Girl■: Are you in your right mind, trying to feed Orc Estrus Potion to a human? I cannot forgive such a shameful act!
ㄴChildhood Friend Rapist■: Ur mom.
“...”
I couldn’t take any more and closed the window.
His dick would explode if the semen wasn’t squeezed out? What kind of nonsense was that?
Did Orc Estrus Potion have side effects like that when men took it?
Come to think of it, in smut novels, Orc Estrus Potion was always fed to women; I’d never seen a case where a man took it.
I’d thought it was just because authors didn’t want to describe a man in heat, but there was such a horrific backstory.
I can’t become a eunuch.
I glanced down at my crotch and nodded.
Though it was an object that had never been properly used because it met the wrong master, my dick and I would be together until the day I died.
“...No, more importantly, Evelyn wants me?”
Could it be a coincidence? A different person with the same name? I tried to deny reality for a moment, but it was useless.
If it were just the name, maybe, but this ability was kind enough to provide the surname as well.
The possibility of another Evelyn existing in the Marigold family was extremely slim.
“...And she even mentioned Yonkisan Village.”
In the end, it meant [Childhood Friend Rapist■] was indeed my childhood friend of 15 years, Evelyn.
“But it doesn’t make sense...”
Considering how Evelyn usually treated me, the idea of her wanting to fuck me was impossible.
“Seeing you often? Are you an idiot? I just happened to be passing by!”
“Huh? Don’t get the wrong idea, dummy. Who said I was smiling? Just looking at your face makes me annoyed!”
“Hmph, I didn’t exactly come here to nurse you, okay? I just came to laugh at you while you’re sick!”
That was Evelyn—always getting angry or annoyed the moment she saw me.
“Is it a different childhood friend?”
But I’d never heard of Evelyn having any other childhood friends.
Whatever the case, we’d spent 15 years together. If there were another childhood friend besides me, I would have noticed long ago.
“Sigh... I don’t know.”
Just as I was clutching my head, trying to make sense of the situation—
Bang, bang—!
Suddenly, there was a loud knocking at the door.
Among the people I knew, there was only one person who would show up so abruptly without an appointment.
“Hey, Ian! You’re in there, right! Open up!”
As expected, Evelyn’s voice came from behind the door.
“....”
Normally, I would have sighed and gone to open the door, but now I found myself debating whether it was safe to let her in.
Bang, bang—!
“Hey! What are you doing! Open the door already! I know you’re in there!!”
The knocking grew louder.
In truth, the moment Evelyn arrived at the door, the future was already decided. Even if I pretended not to be home, Evelyn would just wait outside forever.
Click—
“Hey! Why did it take you so long to open the door! Were you hiding a girl in there or something?”
As soon as the door opened, Evelyn snapped at me with her arms crossed and a face full of anger, just like always.
“...No, it’s not that.”
“Huh? Why are you acting so flustered? Did you really hide a girl?!”
Evelyn arched her eyebrows and strode into the room, looking around everywhere.
“What? There’s no girl.”
“What are you talking about? Where would I even find a girl? You know I’m not popular.”
“...Grind.”
At that moment, for some reason, Evelyn ground her teeth and glared at me.
“...Sigh. Seriously... whatever. What’s the point of talking to you? Hey, I personally made some cake, so go boil some tea.”
“....”
It was common for Evelyn to bring food over since I lived alone, but because I’d just seen that suspicious post, the ingredients of the cake seemed dubious.
“What are you doing? Go boil the tea.”
“...Black tea?”
“Yeah. Earl Grey. Three sugars.”
I didn’t think she’d actually do it, but it wouldn’t hurt to be prepared.
...She said Sunrise Flowers have a detox effect, right?
Fortunately, Sunrise Flowers weren’t just used for detoxing; they were commonly used as tea, so I should have a little bit stored at home.
Clink—
...Dammit.
When I checked, there wasn’t even half the normal amount left.
Still, I figured it was better than nothing and dumped it all into my teacup.
A moment later, when I returned with the brewed tea, Evelyn was sitting on my bed instead of at the dining table.
“Tsk, why are you so slow? Can’t you move a bit faster?”
“Wait, why are you sitting there?”
“Why? It’s my choice where I eat.”
“It’s my bed.”
“So? You got a problem?”
“If you drop crumbs, it’s a pain to clean up.”
“...Ugh! You’re so noisy. Just come and sit.”
“Sigh...”
I pulled out a small table and set the teapot down. Evelyn cut a piece of cake with a fork and held it up to my mouth.
“Here, you eat first.”
“You brought it, so you should have the first—”
“I said you eat first.”
When I resisted slightly, Evelyn glared at me with a chilling gaze.
“Or what? Are you saying you won’t eat the cake I made?”
Honestly, I didn’t want to eat it until I confirmed it was safe...
But maybe it was because I’d been pushed around by her since we were kids, I just couldn’t defy her.
“Mmm....”
I opened my mouth and swallowed the cake. It was a delicious chocolate flavor, both sweet and slightly bitter.
“...A-Ahem... how is it?”
“Well, you made it, so it’s good.”
“Hmph! That’s obvious! More importantly, is your heart racing? Or do you feel dizzy?”
“I feel fine.”
“Tsk, really?”
Clicking her tongue, Evelyn crossed her legs and muttered softly.
“That’s weird... I definitely put in three times the recommended dose... by now... immediately...”
At that moment, just as Evelyn said, my heart began to pound wildly, and the strength drained from my entire body.
...Ah, Sleep Herb.
I’d been so focused on the Orc Estrus Potion that I’d forgotten about the Sleep Herb for a moment.
“Oh my~? What’s wrong, Ian? Are you dizzy?”
Evelyn spoke with the corners of her mouth curling into a faint smirk.
“Evelyn... wait... a sec...”
Squeeze—
As I tried to stand up, she wrapped her arms around my head so I couldn’t escape and spoke in a soft voice.
“Fufu... it’s okay. You look dizzy, so just rest for a bit.”
Thump! Thump! Thump!
Was it because of the Orc Estrus Potion?
The scent of skin wafting from Evelyn’s breasts felt several times sweeter than usual, and blood began to rush to my lower body.
“There, there. Good boy. Just go to sleep... everything will be over by the time you wake up... it’s okay.”
As Evelyn naturally laid me down on the bed, my consciousness remained clear as if I were experiencing sleep paralysis, but my body refused to move.
“...Hey, are you asleep?”
“....”
“You’re not pretending, are you?”
Swish!
Suddenly, Evelyn jabbed her finger toward my eye, stopping just before it hit.
“....!”
“Mm... you really are asleep.”
It was a relief my body was frozen. I almost flinched without thinking.
Glance— Glance—
After checking her surroundings and locking the door, Evelyn lay down beside me, hugged me tight, and began to sob.
“Ugh... I-I’m sorry... Ian.... I’m sorry... for not... being honest... Please... don’t... hate me... Hicc... I... I hate this personality of mine too... but whenever I’m in front of you... Waaaaah... I-I’m sorry... Sometime... I’ll definitely... be honest... hic... sob... P-Please... don’t hate me...”
Hearing Evelyn cry for the first time in years made my heart heavy.
I’ve never hated you once...
Even if Evelyn was foul-mouthed and had a bit of a temper, she was still my childhood friend and someone more precious to me than anyone else.
After crying in my arms for a long time, Evelyn suddenly snapped her head up and shouted.
“But you’re bad too!! Hey! How could you not lay a finger on me for years? I seduced you so blatantly! Am I that unattractive? I’m pretty! Do you know how many confessions I get?!”
I knew very well that Evelyn was pretty.
Her shining blonde hair, her deep blue eyes like the sea, and even her slightly broad forehead that she hated me mentioning—I’d always thought she was beautiful from the moment I first saw her.
“Thinking about it makes me mad... Yeah, none of this is my fault. It’s your fault... Even when we went on a hot spring trip together, you didn’t do anything!! Even when I said I was coming over and kicked my parents out, you just ate and left!! Ah!! I don’t care!! I’m just going to seal the deal before someone takes you...!!”
Evelyn, now mounted on top of me, grabbed my pants with her long, slender fingers and pulled them down in one go.
Boing—!
My dick, which had been trapped inside my pants, sprang out as if it were about to tear through my underwear.
“...Huh? W-W-W-What?... Why... why is it so... big?!... It... it was much s-smaller back then...!”
Back then? Just how long ago was she talking about?
More importantly, had Evelyn remembered my dick since we were kids?
“W-What do I do... this... I... I have to take off the u-underwear too...”
Perhaps intimidated by the size, which was larger than she’d expected, Evelyn tentatively placed her hand over my underwear.
Slide—
“Haa... it’s... it’s hot.... and hard...”
Turning her head away in embarrassment but continuing to steal glances, Evelyn stroked my dick through the fabric.
Slide— Slide—
“Ngh..! ..Is it... is it wet?... This means!... My... hand... feels good, right?”
To be honest, Evelyn’s hand movements felt clumsy to me—someone for whom five sessions a day was the baseline.
However, just the fact that Evelyn was touching my dick made me feel like I could ejaculate at any second.
“Y-Yes!... Then... now... I’ll... take it off...!”
Seeing the pre-cum leaking through, Evelyn seemed to regain her confidence and finally pulled my underwear all the way down.
Slap—!
“Hic...?!♥”
Evelyn let out a small hiccup as she was slapped on the cheek by the springing dick.
