Chapter 0: Going to Rape My Childhood Friend lol (1)
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 0: Going to Rape My Childhood Friend lol (1)
One day, a Gallery suddenly appeared before my eyes.
...And I became able to see who wrote the posts in that Gallery.
[NEVER! Click the post titled ‘Today’s Fap Material’!!!!][6] — Justice Magical Girl■
This was a post written by the Second Princess, who also happens to be the Head of the Disciplinary Committee.
[Today’s Fap Material.JPG][4] — Divine Power Vessel■
And this was written by the woman who is the symbol of benevolence and the Next Saintess Candidate.
[I want to die (Don’t talk to me X No interaction X Just talking to myself O)][8] — Everyone Dies Alone■
This one was written by the Library Club President, who took second place in the freshman class despite being paralyzed from the waist down.
[Ah~! I want to set the World Tree on fire!][0] — Only Say Nice Things■
A High Elf and a genius spiritist who was said to have contracted with a Greater Spirit at the age of nineteen thanks to the Blessing of the World Tree.
[Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me....][4] — Never Get An A■
This was the legendary graduate student who reportedly writes theses for twenty-six hours a day on a single cup of coffee.
[Poor Gallery-dweller here, check out my lunch today. Holy crap...][3] — Cosmic Dirt Spoon■
The daughter of a merchant family rumored to possess wealth equal to or greater than that of the Imperial Palace.
[Waaaah... Baby Nepmi-jang had another scary dweam waaaaaah~!][0] — Baby Nepmi■
A necromancer said to be able to raise hundreds of corpses with a single gesture.
[Is,,, this,,, how,,, you,,, write,,, a,,, post,,,?][2]
[Hypnosis Practice Day 183.txt][0]
[Upvote if you seriously want that Divine Power Vessel to get the hell out of this Gallery][11]
[Magical Girl Urara Ep. 214 (Magical Girl gets split in half)][51]
[??? : “Hey! Do that thing! Hurry!”][1]
[Guy belly-punches a girl right in the womb and she goes ‘Ahhn’ and loves it][0]
And plenty of other random shitposts.
‘...What the hell, they’re all crazy bitches.’
I was just about to seal this ability away, thinking I’d never use such a bizarre power again, when...
I saw a familiar name.
[Kyahahaha, going to rape my childhood friend of 15 years right now lol][2] — Childhood Friend Rapist■
Evelyn Marigold.
...That was the name of my childhood friend of fifteen years.
