Flowers in Both Hands
"Go fetch some popcorn. Bread and farming. A woman with a big, beautiful body that no man could dislike, and on the other side, a slender one with a narrow waist and a nice ass that still screams she's an adult. Putting the two of them together didn't make for a bad picture at all. This was what they called having flowers in both hands."
Lati had just lost her virginity earlier, so she needed rest. That meant it was time to soothe Tirga instead.
I laid Tirga down and grabbed her breasts—each one larger than my fist—with both hands. They were soft, plush, and springy. No matter how much I touched them, I never got tired of the sensation. As I kept kneading, I felt her nipples stiffen and stand erect. Well, if my hands were busy, it was only natural to taste them with my mouth too.
I sucked on them like a child, stuffing as much as I could into my mouth. Big breasts really were the best! Gentlemen, I love women's breasts. Gentlemen, I love huge breasts. Of course, I don't dislike small ones either.
"Ugh, Master…"
Just hands and mouth felt like a waste. I knew what had to be done. I poured a little water between her cleavage, slid my cock between them, and started moving back and forth. Ah, this was paizuri. Tirga seemed to catch on to what I wanted; she grabbed her own breasts and squeezed them around me. The soft flesh pressed against my shaft and teased the head. It was a different kind of thrill and pleasure than being inside her.
Even though this was my second time cumming, I was so worked up that my seed shot out powerfully enough to splatter across Tirga's neck and face.
"Haa… I'm tired. Tirga, you move on your own."
"Understood, Master."
Tirga licked my chest while her hand stimulated my spent cock. Meanwhile, Lati, who had been watching quietly from the corner of the bed, crawled over and kissed me. It was a dizzying kiss that felt like it would steal my consciousness away. While my body lay limp, the female warrior's body climbed on top and began to dance. Maybe she was angry that I'd slept with another woman and left her out—Tirga's movements were rough. Lati's lower half must have been itching too; she grabbed my fingers and pressed them against her own sex.
"Haaht… Boss, please touch me more… more…"
"Aah, Master, Master!"
Two magnificent women were calling out to me at the same time, desperate. It was only natural to answer their expectations. This time I laid Tirga down, had Lati lie on top of her, and took Lati from behind in the rear-entry position. The texture inside was definitely different. I couldn't put it into words, but it was unmistakable. With flowers in both hands, I thrashed wildly in the garden of pleasure and ecstasy.
"Comrade, what were you doing out so late at night? You look exhausted."
"I just got some exercise."
The Furry guard watching over the village gave me a sympathetic look. Not like I could tell him I'd been busy pounding away until dawn, right? Besides, sex counted as exercise, so it wasn't a lie.
A red flag bearing the combined symbol of a sickle, hammer, and sword fluttered over the village. The atmosphere in the village, now freed from corrupt officials, was undeniably pleasant. Hope and joy showed on the residents' faces. But it wouldn't take long for those expressions to twist into despair and darkness. They still didn't know the true spice of communism.
From the warehouse where the noble lady was locked up came a sound that could have been either a scream or a moan. Looked like some guy had gotten horny first thing in the morning.
"Comrade Pyotr, Comrade Tamara was looking for you."
"Guide me there right away."
Following the beastman comrade's lead into the inner castle, I found the mood inside as cold as if someone had dumped ice water over everything. The same people who had been partying yesterday now looked like they'd eaten something rotten.
"Good morning, comrades. What's with the gloomy atmosphere?"
"It's serious, Comrade Pyotr. Word just came from the Party. Our revolutionary army is about to be attacked from both sides."
"What do you mean by that? Comrade Tamara, explain in detail."
The reason for the grim mood was that the forces of the Holy Empire to the south had intervened in the civil war. The Northern Archduke was still a border count and a follower of the Church, and now a faction that wanted to beat down nobles and the king was causing trouble right above them—they couldn't just sit back and watch. On top of that, the nobles were all tangled up through marriages and blood relations, so they must have felt even more threatened.
Tamara pointed at the map spread across the table.
"What's more, the distance from here to the Holy Empire isn't that far. We haven't even finished dealing with the local nobles yet, and now we have to face the Church too."
"Guess we'll have to deal with the Church first."
"The Church bastards aren't that easy, Comrade. Especially their holy knights—even our nimble beastman comrades have trouble handling them."
"I'll head to the border, so don't worry."
"Hoh, by yourself?"
"Not alone. I am the army. I am the legion."
No need to worry. No matter how many soldiers there were, if Tirga gigantified and swung her hammer once, they'd all be wiped out. This was also a good chance to gauge the Church's level. I'd been too busy worrying about the Nazi elves and my communist friends to pay them any mind, but now we'd finally meet. Of course, there was another purpose too. If I kept hanging around these dirt-poor communists, I'd end up broke instead of making money. So I'd crush the Church's army and loot everything valuable from the south.
"Give me some travel money while you're at it."
"Haa… No point trying to stop you, is there? Understood. Take care of yourself, Comrade."
After leaving the village, I summoned the camper and we headed south. Traveling comfortably through the air and then switching to ground transport felt like crawling. Maybe it would be better to pull another flying vehicle instead of fixing Solaris? The problem was that I didn't know what items were in the gacha pool, so spending money hoping for an aerial vehicle was pure gambling. Burning resources just to get a common summon was something only an idiot would do.
Fortunately, there were no disasters like the weather going crazy. Monsters attacked us, but Tirga and I killed them all. Just opening the window and shooting lightning once was enough to turn them into charred squid on a grill.
"Hmmnya, this is boring, Master."
"Just hang in there a little longer, Tirga."
"Master, are you not going to use that weird way of speaking anymore? I'm dying of boredom here."
"Don't copy that!"
I'd have to tone down the roleplaying from now on.
As we drove, the weather grew noticeably warmer past a certain point. We'd finally left the north behind. We all changed out of the winter gear Ameri had given us into lighter clothes. Just as we were about to set off again, Tirga grabbed my arm.
"Master, I see an army over there."
Looking where she pointed, I saw a column of heavily armed soldiers. The flags bore a symbol resembling a cross—it had to be the Holy Empire's army. My eyesight must have improved dramatically since coming to this world. At this rate, I could probably go toe-to-toe with a Mongol.
"Master, give the order quickly!"
"Calm down. No need to reveal our identities so openly, Tirga."
After sending the camper away, I summoned Tiger and the Angels. The pretty yet powerful angels riding in tanks would personally escort the enemies to heaven. Shooting nothing but lightning was getting dull anyway, and since I'd pulled SSRs, I might as well put them to good use.
Of course, Tirga looked disappointed that she couldn't join in, while Lati trembled and covered her ears at the sound of the cannon fire.
"You called for me, Commander?"
"Tank commander, can you hit that moving army over there?"
"Of course. The distance is sufficient."
"Good. Begin the attack. Annihilate them all—leave no one alive."
The angel tank commander climbed into the hatch. Moments later, with a bang, shells began firing rapidly from the main gun. It was a strange sight—angels in tanks slaughtering holy knights. The Church's army fell into chaos under the barrage of shells raining down from afar. I'd heard somewhere that a tank's effective range was around two kilometers, so for them it must have felt like lightning from a clear sky.
But the Church's army wasn't stupid. They began spreading out to minimize casualties, and soon the tank's bombardment stopped as well.
[Warning: Tank ammunition depleted. Money required to reload.]
"Commander! We're out of high-explosive shells. Should we fire special rounds?"
"No. It's Tirga's turn now."
Come to think of it, there were special rounds like white phosphorus, but that seemed excessive, so I'd save them. The tank fire had already reduced their numbers significantly, and picking off a disorganized army one by one was child's play.
Once the exhausted tank and crew withdrew, Tirga returned to her original form—the terrifying giant who had wiped out adventurers and smashed sturdy castle walls in a single blow. Dark clouds gathered in the once-clear sky, accompanied by thunder and lightning. Tirga charged at lightning speed with her massive body and swept through the Holy Empire's forces. Every swing of her hammer sent countless enemy corpses flying into the air. Lightning bolts finished off the survivors who had escaped the bombardment.
"She's really terrifyingly strong, Boss. But is it okay to just watch while leaving everything to Lady Tirga?"
"We're useless here, Lati. Let's just eat popcorn."
I tore open a bag of popcorn I'd prepared in the camper and shared it with Lati. There had been some modern-world snacks in the storage compartment, so I'd grabbed a few. Popcorn alone would make us thirsty, so I paired it with soda as well.
While enjoying the delicious snacks and watching Tirga's rampage, Lati and I relaxed. My lower half was itching a bit, but I'd have to hold back on sex for now—I'd make it up to Tirga properly later. From a distance, Tirga looked like she was having a great time. After all, she hadn't had a proper fight in a while; she must have been incredibly pent up.